Chapter 31: The Present Life - Alive?
Chapter 31: The Present Life - Alive?
"Hmm...... What's the situation? Why does my head hurt so much? In a daze, an obese man felt a hot pain in the back of his head, and wanted to touch it with his hand, but he couldn't lift his hand!
"Wait......" Suddenly, the fat man seemed to think of something, "Am I not dead?" Did they revive me? "The obese man got worried.
"Damn, do you have to become an experiment in this life, be disemboweled, and you won't ......be able to die well" Anxiously, the fat man felt that the strength was back to him, but this power was only able to clench his fists!
"Damn, third, why haven't you woken up yet, is there really a problem?"
Suddenly, a shrill flirtatious voice drilled into the ears of the obese man......
"Sure enough, I was really saved by them!" The desperation in the hearts of obese men is even greater.
"Damn, who told you to use so much force, we just want to be in debt, not fatal, how many times have we told you!" Another rough and hoarse voice sounded, making the fat man stunned.
"Asking for a debt? What kind of debt do you want? Indeed, these two words have nothing to do with "experimental products" at all.
"Damn, that melon lady took Lao Tzu's money to gamble, and deceived Lao Tzu with a fake property right certificate......" The hoarse man stopped talking, and finally scolded: "......"
"Fake title deeds? Does Mao sound familiar? The obese man thought about it, but in a daze, the obese man felt tired and wanted to sleep, and saw that the obese man's consciousness was about to fall into a coma......
Faintly, Yi Xiaofeng also heard a charming struggle......
"Boom...... the sound of water splashing against flesh and the ground......
"Ah......" The stinging of the ice water made the fat man who was about to fall into a coma instantly cheer up.
"Ha, pretend to be ...... with Lao Tzu" Immediately, a voice with joy and annoyance sounded!
And the man finally took advantage of this cold water to stir up the spirit and opened his eyes, but his eyes were full of confusion.
"This isn't a lab? Wait a minute...... Why does it look so familiar? The man's heart was pounding, and the environment was different from what he had imagined before, which made the man more and more nervous.
"I said you're an agent too, what are you doing at such a late hour? I like other tenants, Nima, who came so late, and I am not afraid of being complained...... ......" The man with the flirtatious voice at the beginning, Mom grinned.
"Intermediary ......" heard this strange and familiar word, and the spirit stirred up by the cold water was even more shocked, because the man remembered what the familiarity of this place was.
"I'm back?" With his small eyes open, the man exclaimed incredulously.
"Damn, it's a soul! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu kicked you down! The frivolous voice came to the man angrily, slapped him on the back of the head, and slapped the man directly to the ground!
But the man was not embarrassed by being photographed on the ground, but cried with joy, and lived out with a masochistic posture!
"Woo woo woo ......" Yes, crying with joy, that is really going to "cry", the man cried, cried loudly!
"Damn, damn-, growing such a big pile of meat, but Nima is more feminine than a woman, rely on ......" The flirtatious voice scolded and retreated, as if there was something dirty on the man.
"Damn, don't cry!" The flirtatious voice shouted angrily, and then looked left and right, as if looking for something.
"Don't be impulsive......," a husky man shouted.
"Damn, it's so ugly to cry!" Hearing this, he muttered in a flirtatious voice and sat down, looking at the man's eyes full of disgust!
"Woo woo woo ......" and looking at the meaning of the fat man, this crying can't be stopped for a while!
Obviously, this obese man who cried very sadly was Yi Xiaofeng, the real Yi Xiaofeng!
No wonder Yi Xiaofeng is so sad, only those who have experienced ups and downs can truly become enlightened, and what he has experienced is something more stinging than the ups and downs - facing death and waiting for death......
In the past, when Yi Xiaofeng thought of death, he would always think of cool things, such as undead warriors, scourge legions, DK and other words that finally brought people joy and enjoyment......
And now, no one who has experienced it can never imagine the helplessness of a person, an already fragile person, in the face of death, even if Yi Xiaofeng Yi Xiaofeng showed disdain before he died, but is this really the case?
Yi Xiaofeng has a habit of reflecting his mood with the opposite performance, crying a few times when he is happy, but happy when he is depressed! The more disdainful he is, the more Yi Xiaofeng is afraid of death. Maybe this is an instinct, Yi Xiaofeng is afraid of showing his true self and falling into a Jedi!
Therefore, for an ordinary person, a resurrection from the dead is a sublimation......
Yi Xiaofeng is the same, this kind of accident of resurrection, in addition to making Yi Xiaofeng cry with joy, is more grateful, rare and genuinely grateful!
Be grateful for the unknowable existence that brought you back to the present!
"Damn, stop crying!" However, the current situation is obviously not suitable for Yi Xiaofeng to express his true feelings!
The frivolous man suddenly jumped up, ran in front of Yi Xiaofeng in a few strides, and kicked Yi Xiaofeng's right arm with one kick, directly kicking Yi Xiaofeng over......
However, Yi Xiaofeng was unmoved, still crying, and the tone of his face did not change!
"Damn, Lao Tzu really can meet it!" The frivolous man became more and more irritable, and the charging cable next to him was pumped to Yi Xiaofeng, originally the frivolous man and the hoarse man thought that Yi Xiaofeng was blocking, but Yi Xiaofeng didn't block it at all, and he didn't even mean to block, he pumped a few times, and the frivolous man was dressed, grinned and didn't speak, and then threw the charging cable angrily.
"Damn, I've met someone who knows how to do it!" Obviously, the frivolous man misunderstood! misunderstood that Yi Xiaofeng was the kind of gangster at the bottom of society, otherwise it would not be enough to explain whether he could fight back or not in this situation, and he would cry without scolding.
"Little four, you go and sit on the side!" Just as the flirtatious man was about to make other moves, the husky man drank him. And the frivolous man did not refute, but instead lay down on the sofa tiredly.
And the hoarse man also walked slowly in front of Yi Xiaofeng, squatted down, holding Yi Xiaofeng's badge in his hand, and fanned a small breeze.
"Yi Xiaofeng, right, should you say that you are dedicated, or are you perfunctory?" The hoarse man's words had no effect on Yi Xiaofeng, Yi Xiaofeng, who should be crying, was still crying!
However, the hoarse man was not as irritable as a frivolous man because of Yi Xiaofeng's performance, but continued with a light smile on his face: "I think you should be the agent who rented out this house, didn't you know about the landlord's situation before renting out the house?" ”
"Hehe......" Yi Xiaofeng still didn't respond to the husky man's words, and the smile on the hoarse man's face was even worse, but in the dim light, it looked so gloomy!
"You must be the last person to see the landlord! Okay, it's good...... "I feel like the husky guy has already danced!" "I haven't seen her in more than half a year......" said this, the husky man paused, and then slowly stood up......
"Little four......" called softly.
"Hmmm......"
"Take off his clothes!" The hoarse man pointed at Yi Xiaofeng and shouted loudly, the hoarse voice became extremely terrifying!
"Ah......h
"What do you mean?" The frivolous man asked.
"If you want to take it off, just take it off, what do you say!" As he spoke, the husky man walked towards a corner of the living room......
"Woo woo woo ......" There is also a beautiful young woman who is trapped and tied with a ball of cloth in her mouth. If Yi Xiaofeng hadn't been in this strange state, he would have found that this young woman was Sister Xie, the unlucky tenant who rented this house! The hoarse man and the frivolous man actually kidnapped Sister Xie!
Looking at the hoarse man walking towards him step by step in horror, and then thinking of the order given by the hoarse man just now, Xie Jiangli felt desperate, and beyond the despair was resentment, resentment that Yi Xiaofeng rented this unlucky house to her, so that she was now in such a desperate situation!
Xie Jiangli is very confident in her appearance, but now it is this confidence that makes her desperate, two men who are not good goods at first glance, bind themselves so tightly, a fool can also think of what the next step will become......
Kicking her slender legs, Xie Jiangli tried to dodge the husky man, but is this situation possible now?
Just like talking to Yi Xiaofeng just now, the hoarse man slowly squatted down and chuckled: "Don't worry, it won't do anything to you!" ”
"Woo woo......" Xie Jiangli lowered her head in despair, and her closed eyes kept flowing crystal tears!
"Yo, it feels good!" The previous sentence was still saying that he wouldn't treat Xie Jiangli like a hoarse man, but now he climbed Xie Jiangli's twin peaks very seriously, pinched it hard, and then talked about his feelings!
"Woo woo woo ......" Yes, Xie Jiangli is completely desperate and has no hope!
Because, the husky man is already skillfully undressing her!
Xie Jiangli wanted to resist very much, but the way the hoarse man tied up was very old-fashioned, his limbs could move in a small range, but his body just couldn't move, and now the hoarse man was tightly clamping her, and it would be a joke if he wanted to dodge!
"Haha, it's not sagging yet!" Xie Jiangli seems to have shielded her five senses.
"Hey, third child, you really ......" At this time, the frivolous man stepped forward and looked directly at Xie Jiangli's exposed snow-white skin, licking his lips and tongue, as if he was going to reach Xie Jiangli's twin peaks in the next moment, but there was persuasion in his words.
"Do you do not know yet?" The hoarse man's vicious words made Xie Jiangli just mention that "hope" shattered again......
"Hey, it's just too dark...... "The hoarse man who took off Xie Jiangli's underwear sighed hatefully, and stretched out his hand to skillfully hook Xie Jiangli's lower body!
"Damn, the third ......" frivolous man, what else do you want to say......
"Do Your ......"
Hearing the hoarse man's roar again, Xie Jiangli just wanted to find something to finish......
"It's as if you've been crushed by a ghost! You are waiting for ......" Xie Jiangli, who thought so, opened her eyes with tears, her blood-red eyes were full of resentment and murderous intent, she wanted to remember all the men present and engrave them deeply in her heart.
"The third ......" Obviously, the frivolous man was worried about Xie Jiangli's eyes.
"Hmm......" dragged out his voice, but the hoarse man didn't react, and continued to take off Xie Jiangli's clothes, looking like he wouldn't stop until Xie Jiangli was cleaned up.
"Hey......" with a long sigh, the frivolous man turned around and sat down depressed!
After a while, the hoarse man stood up with a finished look, clapped his hands and said, "Bring him here!" Lowering his head, looking at the snow-white Xie Jiangli, the hoarse man looked quite satisfied.
However, after waiting for a long time, there was no movement, and the hoarse man turned his head to see that the frivolous man was sitting on the sofa and looking at himself unmoved.
", I don't know how to do it yet!" The hoarse man scolded a few times angrily, didn't say much, walked up to Yi Xiaofeng, who was still "crying with joy", and directly pulled him by the collar and dragged him to Xie Jiangli......