Chapter 8 Divided into a poop?
Lin Yi was looking at Tan Mengmio at the same time Tan Mengmio also looked at him, just like Zhuang Zhou dreamed of butterflies in Zhuang Zhou's dream of butterflies, but why didn't butterflies dream of Zhuang Zhou. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Unlike Lin Mio, who was just looking at it with curiosity, Lin Yi read multiple pieces of information from Tan Mengmio's eyes.
Like Ringo, there was curiosity and doubt in the crystal eyes, but more excitement! Joy! Pleasure! It's like a town where a lost man who has been walking in the desert for months has discovered water and people.
Tan Mengmio's whole body seemed to be infused with all the strength in his palms, and his two hands covered Lin Ye's mouth and nose.
[No...... Can't breathe! The suffocation caused by the lack of oxygen made Lin Yi convulse.
He had read the report and knew that there were people in the world who liked the pleasure of suffocation, but after experiencing today, Lin Yi was glad that he didn't have such a hobby.
"Woo......" Lin Yi slapped Tan Mengmio's palm.
Feeling the strangeness coming from the palm of his hand, Tan Mengmio tilted his head and let go of his hand: "I'm sorry." ”
"Huh......" Ignoring the overwhelming smell in the boys' toilet, Lin Yi gulped down the air.
Tan Mengmio watched quietly like this, watching Lin Yi gasp in pain.
"It's weird." Tan Mengmio tilted her head again and sniffed lightly.
"Hmm...... That one...... That,What do you mean......" Ringo leaned on the toilet tank, finally gasping for his breath,
"The smell of your body is strange." Tan Mengmio paused and continued, people who know Tan Mengmio know that she speaks in a very strange tone, whether it is exclamation, questioning or irony, Tan Mengmio's voice has always been the same, without a little emotional ups and downs, calm like a pool of stagnant water, "You are not a student of this school, I have never seen such a beautiful girl like you." ”
The two interrogative sentences without any questioning tone pointed directly at Lin Ye's heart, and instantly hit the vital point.
"I'm ......" Lin Yi opened his mouth, blocking the words in his heart, "You have made a mistake with your nose, and I ...... Why am I answering your question about poop in the men's bathroom! ”
Lin Yi couldn't help but applaud his wit in his heart, since he couldn't answer Tan Mengmio's question, then he would simply use another question to divert the topic!
"Really?" Tan Mengmio's expression remained unchanged, but the thoughts in his eyes seemed to be considering what Lin Yi meant by poop.
After thinking for a while, Tan Mengmio bent down slightly, and pointed forward, touching Lin Ye's face like a dragonfly.
"If I'm pooping, so are you." Tan Mengmio poked my face and said softly with hot air.
The heat slapping on his face made Lin Ye's heart uneasy and restless, and his spirit, which was not very firm, became even more sluggish, and the world in front of him became a little hazy, not to mention concentrating on the temptation of the succubus, and now being able to temporarily suppress the tail in his body was already unbearable for Lin Yi.
The confusion in his heart and nerves made it difficult for Lin Yi to stop his words: "Hmm...... Well...... All in all......"
Lin Yi really felt that he was wronged, how could he be treated as a poop when he was so good? However, [a girl broke into the men's toilet while she was in class], this kind of thing is indeed a poop behavior no matter how you look at it.
"Don't worry, I'm not saying you're pooping." Tan Mengmio's face was still the same frost, but the words that came out of her mouth were diametrically opposed to before.
"At the same time, I don't think your behavior is a poopic behavior......"
Lin Yi wanted to cry aggrievedly, he really wasn't pooping, does this need to be proved by others?
"On the contrary, in my opinion, this is the most normal behavior!" Tan Mengmio's glasses were clear and seemed to be able to speak, and the eyes staring at Lin Yi erupted with fanatical feelings that made people unable to look at them directly.
"Just as a reader loves books, a pianist loves music, a fame seeker loves prestige, and a person in a position of authority loves authority...... Beckham likes to eat instant noodles, likes to smell women's stinky feet and Gu Hongming, who hides prostitute handkerchiefs......"
"But none of this can be called a poop, it can't be called a poop behavior, and you and I are not what people call poop. Everyone is born with the right and freedom to pursue their dreams and hobbies, which is given by birth and cannot be taken away. Even if the things you pursue are not understood or agreed with by others, you must firmly believe in the beliefs you have in your heart from the beginning. Tan Mengmio's tone and eyes looked very sincere, without the slightest artificiality, and Lin Yi had a feeling that these shameful words that only appear in stage plays and anime originated from Tan Mengmio's heart!
"So, you get it. Although your behavior seems to others to be incomprehensible and strange, don't be discouraged, don't change your interests and hobbies for the sake of other people's eyes and opinions, everything, just for yourself. Tan Mengmio stretched out two hands and slapped them on Lin Ye's face, her willow eyebrows locked.
Lin Yi now felt like a Buddhist, who had been led into the cathedral by a Taoist priest and baptized by a god who danced with a three-star bomb in his hand: "Know...... Got it......"
"Well, if you know, fine. Remember, you are not alone, and there are like-minded people around you, such as me. ”
[It's a poop! In this situation, Lin Yi no longer understands that Tan Mengmio is a pervert, then his nine-year compulsory education is really a vain education!
“………………”
Lin Yi once again affirmed a truth: [Behind every silent person, there is a sullen soul. Tan Mengmio doesn't look smiling on weekdays, but behind it is such a poop!
"You're not alone, and I'm not alone." Somehow, Tan Mengmio's originally fanatical tone softened slightly, "Before I met you, I always thought that people like me must be lonely in this world, even if they pretended to be indifferent on the surface. Although I said those handsome words to you just now. ”
[No, no, it's not handsome at all, on the contrary, it's very shameful, and in real life, I speak written language seriously, just like dancing PPAP in front of the station.] Listening to Tan Mengmio's words, Lin Yi couldn't help but want to complain. However, after thinking about it again, he still chose to remain silent.
"But in fact, I am also a coward, I dare not speak out loud in front of others about my interests and my psychology. can only tightly hide the hope in his heart, like an ostrich, burying his head deep in the soil in the face of a sandstorm. ”
Lin Yi didn't think that a person who could say such things in front of me without changing his face was a coward, if Tan Mengmio was a coward, then wouldn't he even be inferior to an amoeba moeba himself.
"I have always been lonely and silently hesitating in this world, wanting to meet people who are like-minded with me, from elementary school, to junior high school, from spring to winter, from morning dew, to the stars, originally I was desperate to find like-minded people, but, unexpectedly, today, I was finally discovered."
Lin Yi felt the horror, a woman who had been so poopy since elementary school......
"Can you understand? I'm delighted at the moment. I guess on the surface, my expression should still be so stiff, but this is definitely not the usual deliberately pretending to be stiff because I don't want to communicate with outsiders. It's because I'm too happy, and I don't know what kind of expression to use to face you at the moment. ”
"Hmm...... Well...... At this time...... What about this time...... Yes, it should be just a smile...... That's it......" Lin Yi remembered a classic line.
Tan Mengmio didn't smile, she didn't smile after all, but I don't know if it was Lin Jingo's illusion, he always felt as if he had seen a smile.