Chapter 153 The Present World - Men Still Have to Find Something to Do!
Chapter 153 The Present World - Men Still Have to Find Something to Do!
"It's finally back." Lying happily on the bed, Yi Xiaofeng said happily.
It was already dark after eating with Zhang Ligong, and then they went to sing K very chicly, and they also invited Yi Xiaofeng, but Yi Xiaofeng was born a little repulsive to places like KTV, so he refused again and again, and then slipped back.
After a long time without a computer and no Internet, now back in the present world, Yi Xiaofeng does not have the slightest urge to play games online.
"Hehe, time has changed, life!" Yes, now Yi Xiaofeng is very qualified to make this exclamation, because in fact, he is now more than one hundred and ten years old. Although he has been in an otaku state for most of the past hundred years, he has experienced five times from death to life, and death is the only death through the ages, death is the biggest and most abundant experience for a person, and there must be no second person in this world who can have such a rich experience as Yi Xiaofeng.
"I don't know when it will be crossed next time, hey......" Now Yi Xiaofeng has determined the method of returning from the other world to the present world, but he is still not sure about the time he crosses from the current world to the other world, he only knows that every time he crosses, he is either sleeping or being knocked unconscious, and he has lost consciousness. Maybe this is one of the conditions, but since there is more than one condition for returning to this world, there must be more than one condition for traveling through another world.
wanted to ask for help from Zero, but Zero couldn't analyze it at all, and even after Joyoung Dacheng, he couldn't find the goldfinger phone and scan him.
Just when Yi Xiaofeng was thinking about it and was about to fall asleep, there was a knock on the door.
"Who?" Yi Xiaofeng yelled impatiently.
But he woke up immediately, sat up, and muttered, "Could it be Lu Shuiyue?" Yi Xiaofeng still remembers that it was Lu Shuiyue who took him away from the beef noodle restaurant at that time, but he hasn't seen her since he returned to the present world.
"Damn, she killed her lover, she didn't come to take revenge." Thinking of killing Qi Dongqiang this afternoon, Yi Xiaofeng felt a trace of fear for no reason.
"Xiao Yi, it's me, your Aunt Liu." The people outside the door answered.
"Aunt Liu? Oh...... It's coming, it's coming! Yi Xiaofeng was stunned, although he didn't know what was going on with the landlord Aunt Liu so late, but after experiencing this afternoon's incident, Yi Xiaofeng would not underestimate anyone in Yueshan Town. Especially when Cheng Weiren introduced him to rent a house, he specially reminded him to call the landlord Aunt Liu.
"This ordinary-looking old lady is certainly not simple." After putting on his clothes and pants, Yi Xiaofeng, who walked to the door, said secretly.
With a smiling face, he opened the security door, and Yi Xiaofeng asked without any impatience on his face: "Yo, Aunt Liu, why didn't you go dancing?" Come on, come on, come into the house. ”
Waving her hand, Aunt Liu did not enter the house, saying that she would leave after a few words. Immediately, a trace of dissatisfaction appeared on her face, and she said resentfully: "It's not Zhang Ligong who is back (Sichuan dialect: against luck, unlucky), I was changing my clothes and preparing to dance, but the dog-day-said that a few outsiders wanted to rent a house, and found me again, hey, they have so many empty houses at the police station, I don't know if it will be one night, and I have to come to find them in person, it's really ......."
"Hehe......" Yi Xiaofeng just chuckled a few times. At the same time, he secretly said: "Outsiders? Could it be Li Yiao and them? ”
Seeing that there was no impatient look on Yi Xiaofeng's face, Aunt Liu said more happily, and counted Zhang Ligong and them fiercely, and finally Yi Xiaofeng couldn't stand Aunt Liu's nagging like a Tang monk, and then forcibly interrupted her words and wondered: "By the way, Aunt Liu, I forgot to ask, why didn't I see the girl who shared the house with me?" ”
"Oh...... Ouch hey, patronizing and you set up a dragon gate array (Sichuan dialect: chat, the meaning of chatting), I forgot to tell you, that girl baby quit the rent this afternoon, said that she was going home, hehe, you said that she was not panicking because of the money, all told her, the rent can not be refunded, you see that she only lived for a few days, and left, hey, it really is, the current female doll......"
Then Aunt Liu rambled a lot again, and then suddenly patted her head and shouted: "Oops, I almost forgot, come on, come on, by the way, what's your name?" What to serve. ”
"Hi, my name is Mamoru Hattori Iwami." A female voice sounded behind Aunt Liu, her voice was very indifferent, making people's bodies chill when she listened, and of course, what frightened Yi Xiaofeng the most was that he didn't see any figure behind Aunt Liu at all.
"This ......" Yi Xiaofeng, who subconsciously asked Zero to start the detection.
A cute girl in a black strange dress with loose hair was hiding in the dark, with big eyes, pink lips, a straight nose, and white skin like a doll, but unfortunately the murderous intent on her face now ruined the beauty, especially the red highlight that Zero marked on her body.
Red, defined by Yi Xiaofeng as a dangerous color.
This cute girl paper actually had a killing intent on him, no matter how beautiful it was, it was useless, and the secret Yi Xiaofeng used a small amount of Jiuyang internal force, ready to fight back at any time.
"Ahem......" Just when she was so tense, Aunt Liu coughed a few times and complained: "Ouch, the weather has changed a lot in the past few days, maybe I'm going to catch a cold." Oh, by the way......" As she spoke, Aunt Liu casually pulled the cute girl paper out of the darkness, and then introduced Yi Xiaofeng: "Her name is Hattori Iwami Mamoru , she is a Japanese female writer who came to collect style, but people can speak Chinese, don't bully others." ”
Then he introduced to the cute sister paper Hattori Iwami Mamoru said: "I told you just now, his name is Yi Xiaofeng, and he is a ...... Eh...... By the way, Xiao Yi, what do you do? ”
"Huh?" Hearing this, Yi Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, and he didn't catch Hattori Iwami Mamoru so easily from Aunt Liu, and then the bright red light marked by Hattori Iwami Mamoru by Zero disappeared instantly, and the killing intent was gone, and then it appeared from the darkness like a good girl......
"This Aunt Liu is really not simple." Yi Xiaofeng thought secretly.
Seeing the confused look on Yi Xiaofeng's face, Aunt Liu reproached: "I said, Xiao Yi can't do this, you still have to find a proper thing to do, there is no way out if you are lazy, look at this Hattori...... Eh...... By the way, what is Hattori? ”
"Mamoru Iwami, Mamoru Iwami Hattori." Meng Mei Paper bowed respectfully.
Aunt Liu didn't have anything unusual about Hattori Iwami Mamoru giving such a big salute to herself, but was suddenly said: "Yes, this beautiful girl like Hattori Iwami Mamoru has to find a career as a writer to do, and you have to find something to do as a male baby, otherwise no female baby likes to drip." ”
"Oh, yes, yes, that's what I thought." Hearing this, Yi Xiaofeng showed a look of embarrassment, and then said, "But I don't know what to do, and I don't know where to find it." ”
"That's easy to say." Waving her hand, Aunt Liu warmly took Yi Xiaofeng's hand and said happily: "Let's go, there are still people at the police station anyway, go now." ”
"Huh?" Yi Xiaofeng was messy again, and then asked dumbfounded, "Aunt Liu, what does looking for a job have to do with going to the police station?" ”
"Nonsense, it definitely has a relationship! When you didn't go to the police station to look for Zhang Ligong's back, did you still want to go out and find it yourself? Aunt Liu retorted loudly, as if she had heard some ridiculous words.
"Ah...... Oh......" Yi Xiaofeng didn't understand it at first, but when he thought of his identity, he instantly understood that for a person like him who wants to be monitored by the state, he naturally has to go through a person like Zhang Ligong to find a job smoothly, otherwise it will be a violation.
Just when Aunt Liu was about to pull Yi Xiaofeng downstairs, the mobile phone in Aunt Liu's trouser pocket rang with an earth-shattering ringtone.
"Ouch, hey......" let go of Yi Xiaofeng's hand, took out his mobile phone and looked at it, Aunt Liu hesitated on her face and then said in shame: "Call me to dance at this time, feed ......" After speaking, Aunt Liu still connected the phone and complained to the people over there: "Ouch, I'm doing something now, I may not be able to go." ”
"Why did I lie to you, it's really something."
"What? You're choreographing a new dance, okay...... Hey, forget it, now I really have something to do......" As she spoke, Aunt Liu looked at Yi Xiaofeng with a frown.
In an instant, Yi Xiaofeng was full of excitement, and hurriedly said solemnly: "Aunt Liu, you have something, you are busy first, I am such a big person, I must still deal with this work by myself." ”
"Hehe......" Hearing this, Aunt Liu instantly smiled, and said happily over there: "You guys wait until you get up, I'll go change your clothes right now, oops, if you want to come, you will definitely come, wait until you get up, I'll start when I come." ”
After speaking, he hurriedly put the mobile phone back in his pocket, and then said quickly to Yi Xiaofeng: "That, Xiao Yi, in the future, this Hattori Iwami Mamoru will share a room with you, you introduce her, I'll go first." After saying that, he left impatiently.
"Okay, no problem, Aunt Liu, go slowly." Yi Xiaofeng looked at Aunt Liu, who disappeared in front of him after a while, and shouted loudly.
And then......
Then the scene cooled down.
Although I have worked as an intermediary and received many customers, I have never received customers who have killed me.
Yi Xiaofeng missed his body, facing the stairs going down, stood still, and did not speak, ready to escape at any time.
Seeing Yi Xiaofeng look like he was facing a great enemy, Hattori Iwami Mamoru smiled contemptuously and said coldly: "Don't worry, I'm not interested in you." ”
After that, he walked to the room and was about to close the door.
Seeing that the door was about to close, Yi Xiaofeng, who subconsciously got in.
"Damn,, it's a habit to kill people!" Yes, there have been several experiences of being locked out of the door, which made Yi Xiaofeng form obsessive-compulsive disorder, when the door is about to close, he will pull the door as soon as possible, and enter the room to think about whether he has a key or not.
However, now, as soon as I entered, I almost bumped into the back of Hattori Iwami Mamoru who was standing at the door like a door god.
Yi Xiaofeng, who was about to scold a few times, soon heard Hattori Iwami Mamoru say, "Okay, you don't need to introduce it, I already know the layout." It turned out that she was standing by the door and observing the layout of the room.
"Lean ......" Seeing Hattori Iwami Mamoru skillfully walk into the room where Lu Shuiyue lived before, Yi Xiaofeng scolded in a low voice, locked the door, and wanted to go back to sleep, but heard Hattori Iwami Mamoru ask through the door, "Why did you lock the door?" ”
"Don't you lock the door when you sleep? What if you get into the thief? Yi Xiaofeng replied angrily.
Perhaps because of Yi Xiaofeng's momentum, Hattori Iwami Mamoru did not speak again.
At this time, Aunt Liu, who was trotting home to change her clothes, suddenly stopped, her eyes narrowed, and a few hoarfrost climbed on her dark face, this is not a metaphor, it is really a few wisps of hoarfrost, white and cold.
"Who are you?" Facing the darkness, Aunt Liu asked coldly.
But in the darkness no one answered.
"I don't know if I'm alive or dead." With another cold snort, Aunt Liu stretched out her waist and waved her right hand forward.
A silver-white bolt appeared, piercing the darkness ahead.
Immediately, the cold air that emerged from the training, as if to imprison the darkness that had slowly receded, instantly diffused, occupying the entire darkness, and soon only the cold white mist could be seen, and no darkness could be seen.
"Put down the ......" With Aunt Liu's angry shout, a black-robed man rushed out of the white mist with a woman in white clothes, and as soon as the woman came out, she raised her hand to Aunt Liu, and instantly the good-looking stars went to Aunt Liu's cover without dead ends.
"Hehe, it turned out to be you dead girl." But seeing these dots, Aunt Liu actually smiled, took back the training, and exhaled, these dots instantly turned into ice crystals, and then were gathered by Aunt Liu with her outstretched hand and turned into a few small ice balls.
"You......" Pointing at the black-robed man, she smiled helplessly, and Aunt Liu continued: "Come out so early, aren't you afraid that you won't be able to leave?" ”
"It's okay......" The voice under the black robe is very clear and clean, it should be a beautiful woman.
"Oops, it's too bad......" Suddenly Aunt Liu's face changed and she shouted.
And the black-robed man thought that a great enemy was coming, so he put down the woman in white in his hand and put it on guard.
"I'm going to dance, so I'm not going to talk to you." As she spoke, Aunt Liu stepped on small steps and ran towards the house again.
Leaving the black-robed man messy in the dark wind.