Chapter 144: Poison Gold Medal
After the Buddha succeeded, he got a little carried away, and he was like an old naughty boy, and he flew a mechanical dance in the same place......
This is simply a naked insult to Goofy.
Gao Fei swooped over and immediately fought with the Buddha, and at this time, Dong Liang had already pounced next to Gao Fei, Dong Liang grabbed the black thing in his hand that looked like a bird's nest, and threw it at the Buddha.
The Buddha is focused on the duel with Goofy at the moment, and where did he notice that the real danger is coming.
At the critical moment, Kuang Shixun couldn't bear it anymore, so he rushed forward directly and kicked the thing thrown by Dong Liang and flew back.
Bang, Dong Liang flashed to the side and dodged, but Gao Fei didn't dodge, only to see that the black thing hit Gao Fei's head.
Boom...... Gao Fei's head buzzed, and he saw that the black bird's nest instantly turned into a dense hornet, directly wrapping Gao Fei's head layer after layer.
Goofy was dazzled by the sudden situation. "Dong Liang, what are you doing, I'm ...... Oh...... Ahh......h
Before he could scream twice, the Buddha had already rushed over and kicked Gao Fei in the chest, and Gao Fei's body flew straight out and fell into a puddle of dirty water.
The Buddha wanted to continue forward, but suddenly, with a bang, a bullet exploded in front of his feet, and the bullet hit the stone in front of the Buddha, and the stone was knocked off the ground.
Zhu Sanye was holding a small pistol in his hand and was blowing away the smoke with his mouth. "Buddha, take it when you see it, take advantage of others, it's not your style. ”
"Zhu Laosan, there is a kind of fight with me and a gun behind the back, what kind of hero is it?"
"Hahaha, this is a warning to you, if you dare to step forward again, I will shoot through the chest...... With a villain like your pig intestine, I still need to talk about the morality of the rivers and lakes?"
Lei Gang suddenly roared. "Fang Tai, is it interesting to be a turtle with a shrunken head, you have the ability to come out, and today you will open up the matter and say, Fang Tai ......"
Fang Tai was a few hundred meters away, holding a coffee and a telescope, ready to watch a good show, he paid a high price to invite the killer of begonias, and he was going to give Lei Gang a light to get off the horse, and the result was ...... This Gao Fei, as well as this Dong Liang, is simply two or two goods.
Dong Liang was holding an air pump and slamming it at Gao Fei's head, and the air flow washed away the wasps, but Gao Fei's face was already indistinguishable, and he couldn't even see his nostrils, but he didn't know that the poisonous bee that Dong Liang raised was really amazing.
Bang bang bang, Zhu Sanye fired three shots in a row, and the Buddha dodged it.
He simply threw the pistol away and shouted at the Buddha. "In the past, in Kaminarimen, others were afraid of your pig's intestines, but I am not afraid, and today I will have a break with you. ”
Buddha hates others to call him pig intestine the most, this name is simply an insult to his life, and I don't know why his father gave him such an ugly name, his father killed pigs, and he may think that the name pig intestine is pleasant.
The Buddha just wanted to jump up and fight with Zhu Sanye, but he saw Zhu Sanye's face startled, and he jumped out of the circle, only to see that behind the Buddha, a black hole muzzle came to Zhu Sanye twice.
"You are also the only pig in the world who has a gun, you eat bullets. Lei Gang insulted Zhu Laosan while shooting.
Zhu Laosan dodged the bullets in embarrassment, and Fang Tai was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother. "Bastards, useless things, a bunch of ...... of garbage"
Fang Zhong looked thoughtful next to him, and there was a guy with thief eyebrows and rat eyes next to Fang Zhong, who was the Flying Thief Vole.
The vole is giving Fang Zhong tea. "Young master, let me tell you, to deal with people like them, you have to play yin, so blatantly doing it with others, how boring, killing people invisibly is the realm of Dacheng......"
The vole came back to find Fang Zhong this time, naturally to invite merit, of course, he had another purpose.
"How do you say that?" Fang Zhong asked him back.
"I have a ......plan," he said, whispering into Fang Zhong's ear. "You want me to return the gold medal? ”
"Young master, in fact, this time, the surnamed Kuang bought me to steal your gold medal, now I think about it, this gold medal can be completely stolen, young master give me the gold medal, as long as you ask Dong Liang's kid to make a fuss about this, wouldn't it be ......" Fang Zhong's originally furrowed brows suddenly relaxed.
"As long as the gold medal passes through Kuang Shixun's hand, in order not to make trouble, he will naturally return it to Lei Gang, and when the time comes, even Old Man Lei will do it together, why not?"
Fang Zhong nodded while calling Zhu Laosan's mobile phone and said. "Withdraw"
Zhu Laosan retreated with people, and Lei Gang didn't want to gain an inch, so he also brought people back and rewarded the Buddha well.
Zhu Laosan, Dong Liang, Gao Fei, lined up in a row, and accepted Fang Tai's lecture. "What did you say to me one by one, hey, what a waste, what a waste......"
Zhu Laosan and Gao Fei left dejectedly, Fang Tai left Dong Liang, holding the gold medal in his hand and asking Dong Liang. "Dong Liang, put all the poisons you are best at putting on this. ”
Dong Liang doesn't understand, isn't his poison supposed to poison people, why is the poison gold medal. "Boss Fang, I have no enmity with this gold medal, but you are using this gold medal, I don't dare. ”
"Not in the future, you haven't understood what I mean, this gold medal will be used by my enemies in the future, what ...... do you have"
"Hahaha, understand, understand......" Dong Liang is a person who understands, and he can understand it at one point.
He took the gold medal, took out a black jar from the toolbox he was carrying, threw the gold medal into the jar, and said to Fang Tai while shaking the jar. "As long as the skin touches this gold medal, I can guarantee that within three days, the body will rot and die. ”
"Then how can I take the gold medal and go back to my life?" The vole looked panicked, he knew Dong Liang's ability, and this bad idea he came up with, it would not be cost-effective to put himself in it.
"Stupid, don't you know how to wear gloves, wear thicker. Dong Liang took out the gold medal, and the color of the gold medal was the same as before, no, it was brighter.
Fang Tai looked at the gold medal and asked Dong Liang with a smile. "Is what you're saying true or false? How do I know you're not lying to me? ”
Dong Liang didn't say a word, he directly picked up the gold medal and touched the gold medal to the kitten who was strolling around the yard.
The kitten was fine at first, but after a few minutes, it began to twitch, the fur fell off, and after an hour, only the cat skeleton remained.
Poison is real. "Why are you okay?" Fang Tai asked Dong Liang.
"Lao Tzu is not poisonous, don't say that this poison is a hundred times more toxic, for me, it is just like no poison. ”
Dong Liang is not immune to all poisons, but because he is familiar with many poisons, and he can crack most of them, so these poisons are not poisons for him.
The vole put on two pairs of white gloves tremblingly, touched the gold medal, packed it in a box, took the box and the reward given by Fang Tai, and left the venue with a sneer.
(End of chapter)