When Steve told Li Tian, Li Tian was stunned, this plot is really reversed so fast!

The matter between Bucky and that beauty actually happened in the previous life, especially in the movie, this scene is often used, but I can't imagine that it happened in the real world in this era, or it happened to Bucky, I'm afraid that Bucky will have a shadow in his heart in the future!

Here's the thing, Bucky and the beautiful woman had already been in the toilet, but who knows, when Bucky was about to hold back, like knocking on the door, he found something that made him disgusting, that is, he couldn't find the door, couldn't find the door to nothing, couldn't think of the door, but found a doorknob that was no less than his own, which made him embarrassed!

Pickle girl actually soaked a person demon, this is not only disgusting Bucky, the banana that was strong at that time turned into a soft snake, and I don't know if it will get up in the future.

Originally, it was disgusting and uncomfortable, but this thing was actually bumped into by Steve, in fact, it can't be blamed on Steve, if you want to blame, you still have to blame Bucky himself, the two of them want to do it, they don't even go to the room, but in the toilet, just Steve is in a hurry to go to the toilet, and he sees Bucky's nausea vomiting, plus the man and demon who are still squeamish on the side, Chi Guoguo stood aside, and when Steve saw the stick on the man and demon, he was even more shocked, and looked at Bucky with a very strange look.

Although Bucky took a dozen showers and brushed his teeth dozens of times afterwards, Bucky was disgusted by the thought of kissing the demon.

After coming back, Bucky warned Steve that he couldn't tell Li Tian about it, but he was very happy to see Bucky's troubles and wanted to share this with Li Tian, but under Bucky's threat, Steve had to share Bucky's troubles with Li Tian when Bucky was away.

Hearing this like the plot of a movie, Li Tian didn't know whether to sigh that Bucky was unlucky, or whether Mrs. Stie's character was as strong as in her previous life? I can't imagine that I brought him into a bad friend!

Conscription!

"That's it! Lee, didn't you come with me before? Why did you come to the recruiting office with me this time? "Steve and Li Tianxia's car came, Steve asked very strangely.

This time he came to the recruiting office, and Steve always wondered, why did Lee come with him?

Damn, of course it's coming, the turning point in your life happened today, although you can't participate, but watching the play is also very refreshing! Li Tian said secretly in his heart.

After the last time Steve and Erskine met, Li Tian knew that the plot of Captain America had begun! Of course he wanted to accompany Steve, and by the way, to see how beautiful Agent Carter was, and whether it was the same as in the movie, but this time Li Tian miscalculated, and Carter didn't appear at all.

Looking at the conscription office, the young people who came in and out of the tent, Li Tiandu was cold, he was happy when he went in, and when he came out, he actually hugged his ass and grinned, whether this is a conscription or a probe of the anus!

Li Tian looked at Steve with strange eyes, you are really strong, you have joined the army a few times, and I don't know how many times you have been probed, and now you are still so calm, it seems that it is not a fluke that you became Captain America, and the sacrifice is still quite large.

"Good luck, brother." Li Tian patted Steve on the shoulder and said.

After Steve and Li Tian separated, they waited in line for the physical examination.

"Next." Hearing the voice, Steve Muna stepped forward.

"Give your name, fill out the form, and wait there for the medical exam." The person who shouted the horn glanced at Steve very strangely, and was curious in his heart, this little man, someone actually asked him to take special care, is he any different?

After the physical examination, Steve was about to get out of bed, when suddenly, a female nurse came in and muttered a few words in the doctor's ear, and then the doctor said to Steve, "Wait here." ”

After that, the doctor walked out, and Steve was a little dazed, not knowing what to do.

After the doctor left, Steve turned his head to look at a small sign next to his bed, feeling a little empty, because it said that it was illegal to falsify recruitment information.

You must know that the information you filled in just now is a forgery.

Steve, who was weak-hearted, had just put on his shoes, when suddenly, a soldier opened the curtain and walked in, and then an old man came in and thanked the soldier, and the soldier saluted and walked out.

When Steve saw the coming, his heart shook, Dr. Erskine? Why is he here?

Erskine seemed to know Steve's question, but instead of answering him, he asked, "Steve, last time I asked you if you wanted to kill the Nazis?" You haven't promised me yet, this time, I ask again, do you want to kill the Nazis? ”

Steve was at a loss, and Erskine took the information and said, "Steve Rogers, living in Queens?" German? If you go to war and kill the Nazis, will it confuse you? ”

"Nope." Steve shook his head awkwardly, you know, this information is all forged by himself, although Dr. Erskine is known to him recently, but his own situation, he basically knows, so, now Steve is very embarrassed, the doctor also asked himself this at the expo that day, but because of his internal urgency to go to the toilet, plus the Bucky incident, so, did not give the doctor an answer, but now this situation, even if he answers, I am afraid that the matter of falsifying the information has reduced the doctor's favor, It seems that this time the army is going to fail again.

Suddenly, Steve carefully glanced at the sign on the wall that falsified conscription materials were illegal, and thought to himself that he might be going to jail this time, and I wondered if Lee and Bucky would come to see me this time.

The embarrassed Steve, who didn't know if it was because he had been crooked by Li Tian in the past two years, or because he was already cheeky, said indifferently: "Hi, doctor, I'm really happy to see you here, but it seems that you got the wrong information, this may be someone's information." ”

"No, Steve, I'm not interested in the reason for these materials, but the question I asked you the other day, do you want to kill the Nazis?" The doctor asked.

"Is this a test to join the army?"

Erskine thought about it and nodded.

"No, I don't want to kill anyone, Nazi or not, I don't want to be a bully, I don't want to be bullied." Hearing Erskine admit, Steve spoke his mind.

"Steve, although you are small, but you can deal with a few gangsters that night, from this, it can be seen that you are good, there are already many big men participating in the battle, now you might as well add a small man with strong combat effectiveness, I will give you a chance now, just a chance." After a few encounters, Erskine was very clear about Steve, and now he was satisfied to hear the answer he wanted.

"Alright, Steve, now you officially fill out a real profile, I guess it won't embarrass you." In the end, Steve, who successfully joined the army, was teased by Dr. Erskine and successively filled in his own information.

"Congratulations, GI." Erskine handed the finished document to Steve and congratulated.

Steve looked at the hard-won opportunity and immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Excited Steve, when he returned to his residence, he wanted to immediately tell Li Tian about his success in joining the army, but when he saw that Li Tian was watching TV, suddenly, he thought of a question, Bucky has joined the army and lived in the army, I'm afraid he won't live here when he comes back, and after adding that he also joined the army, in the future, Li will be alone here, so will he be lonely in the future?

Lonesome? If Li Tian knew Steve's thoughts now, he would immediately desperately consume a golden lightning bolt and use the Thunder Devouring Skill to destroy him.

A man wonders if another man will be lonely, what kind of festival is this! Is there a lower limit?

Okay, Li Tian didn't know that Steve's heart had fallen off, otherwise he would have fled away from Steve for his life.

"Hey! Brother, looking at your depressed expression, I'm afraid that I didn't succeed in joining the army this time, for this, I have already prepared, come, this is a high-end red wine. When Li Tian saw Steve's expression, he laughed.

Although Li Tian said that Steve did not succeed in joining the army, he had seen Captain America in his previous life and knew that Steve had successfully joined the army.

But as soon as he saw that expression, Li Tian wondered in his heart, according to the plot, shouldn't Steve have succeeded in joining the army? Could it be that his butterfly wings fanned him this opportunity, no! Dr. Erskine had already been in contact with Steve yesterday, but why was Steve's expression like this?

Suddenly, Li Tian found that Steve looked at him with a slightly different look, could it be that he ......, I'm afraid that Steve didn't worry about living alone, thinking of this, Li Tian's heart warmed, and he had traveled to the Marvel world for a few years, except for the Ip Man family, Li Tian had no friends in this world, and the best was Li Zhao, and now, I am afraid that the future American team and Bucky will be added.

"Lee! I made it to the army today! Steve said.

"Damn, Steve, you bastard, why do you have that dead look when you succeeded? Are you ...... today" Suddenly, Li Tian seemed to think of something, and his eyes aimed at Steve's buttocks.

"Lee! You ......" Seeing Li Tian's lewd eyes, Steve's originally sad face showed a red color, and he also made himself feel embarrassed, although he was a little uncomfortable about joining the army to probe his anus, but he didn't have to look at himself obscenely!

"That's it! Steve, you successfully joined the army, come, let's celebrate, if Bucky doesn't return to the army, then the three of us stinkers can party together! ”

"Lee, what will you do if I'm gone?" Steve took the wine and pondered.

"Me? Fake, Steve, you're trying to drive me away? Do you treat old friends like this? Li Tian scolded, made a sad look, and pointed at Steve.

"No, Li, you're really not a good liar, your acting is too fake, it's not as good as Vivien Leigh's one-percent acting skills." Steve sneered when he saw Li Tian's face as the sky fell.