Chapter 216 It's not impossible to marry a lion~

"Bridge...... Bridge bean sacks! Does the word still have such a function? I don't know! I was so angry that I challenged the lion. I think as long as I defeat her, I can prove that I am a pure man! ”

Seeing that an indescribable black mist also appeared behind Bismarck, Shang Rafter was in a hurry and began to pretend to be stupid. Don't you know either? I didn't know that this word had such a deep meaning!

"Cat, you know, I am a noble man, a pure man, a moral man, a man detached from low tastes, a man who is good for the people. So believe me, if it weren't for the Fortress Sauce explanation, I wouldn't have known that this word has such vulgar, filthy, unscrupulous, low-grade fun, and harmful meanings. ”

Well, the affairs of men and women are human affairs, and this kind of thing that promotes the continuation of the race must not be considered low-grade fun. When I think about it, how do I feel like I've suddenly become so great?

However......

"Shameless! No wonder your eyes are fixed on the concubine's chest every time you pounce on the concubine! ”

The lion's face was flushed, and he didn't know whether he was angry or ashamed.

"Master, you're talking about the doctor named Bai Heen, right?"

Once again, the fortress has shown her "erudition", although she does not fully remember Dr. Bethune's name.

"The Admiral lied to someone, and he kissed Lord Ben the night before yesterday! Ben-sama is still a child! You're a crime! ”

Master Sukhbaatar remembered that he had been held in the arms of a certain gentleman admiral for a long time the night before, and did not hesitate to stand up as a victim and accuse a certain smelly and shameless hentai.

"Strong ...... Forced kiss?! Say, Admiral, what other words do you have? ”

After listening to Lord Sukhbaatar's accusation against his own admiral, Bismarck's anger instantly increased.

"Oh~hentai Lolita is disgusting, let me go to hell and confess!"

The completely blackened North House didn't even intend to leave time for a certain gentleman to say his last words. Directly took out 380 large pipes from the ship's space.

"You two can eat as much as you want...... Ahh You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense! Lion, when did I stare at your chest?! Although your milk volume does attract the attention of ordinary men, I am a man with a wife and a family! How can you steal fish outside behind your wife's back! Besides, it's a duel, a duel! In order to predict your next move, I'm staring at your shoulder, okay? And Lord Sukhbaatar. When did I forcibly kiss you, wasn't it just prprprpr?! That's a person's instinctive reaction when they see something cute! ”

In the face of a certain pair of blackened German sisters, the merchant rafters who are in the possibility of BadEnd at any time speak at the fastest speed balabalabala, which is a serious nonsense.

"No...... No...... Admiral...... You...... You have a wife?! ”

Although he did not fully understand the words of his own admiral's super-fast speech, Bismarck still grasped the two most crucial words - "wife" and "family".

"Bang dang!"

The blow was too big, and the naval guns in the hands of the grayed North Mansion fell off the deck.

The fortress Qihime also widened her blue eyes with an expression of disbelief.

"The concubine has such a perfect figure, do you actually use a derogatory term like 'Xiazuo' to describe it?!"

Lion and Bismarck, who had always been very pleased with her proud figure, had a different focus, and she heard the words "the amount of milk in the next crop" from a bunch of words from the rafter.

"Ben...... Isn't this a cute person! Lord Ben is obviously a powerful ...... Full of majesty...... True...... It's true...... The Admiral really thinks that Lord Ben is very ...... Isn't it cute? ”

Lord Sukhbaatar is arrogant......

"Huh? Don't you know? A fiancée can also be considered a wife, and a future wife is also a wife. ”

Anyway, the merchant rafters, who had escaped for the time being, began to talk nonsense.

"Lion. Sorry, the word is not right, but I hope Haihan. And Lord Sukhbaatar, you and Fortress-chan are lovely......"

Grief-stricken to the point of disbelieving what he had heard, Bismarck interrupted his admiral with a pale face, "Wait, Admiral, who is your fiancée you are talking about?" Kurum Three? Harbour? Dream? Or who? ”

Feed! Feed! Cat, don't ask and pull out the naval guns at the same time! What are you going to do?!

"Cat, it makes me very sad that you ask that."

Shang Rafter raised his left hand. Turning the back of his hand in Bismarck's direction, he moved his middle finger. There was a ring of crusted tooth marks.

"Meow! Admiral...... You! Really...... I...... I'm going to change shifts with Lexington! ”

After seeing the tooth marks left by himself, Bismarck instantly changed from a blackened state to a shy state, and with water vapor rising from his head, he ran out of the lion's cabin like a locomotive.

"Huh? Huh? ”

Beizhai looked at the merchant rafters who were smiling evilly at him and saying "and you" in a mouthful shape, and then looked at Bismarck who had escaped. His face turned red, and he finally understood who his fiancée was referring to in the mouth of his own admiral, "Sister! Wait for me! ”

"Since the master thinks I am cute, can I also marry the master?"

The fortress Suhime suddenly hugged Shang Rafter, who was secretly rejoicing that he had managed to get rid of BadEnd.

"Knot...... Marriage ......"

Lord Sukhbaatar was frightened by his friend's statement. What to do? What if the Admiral thinks Ben-sama is cute and wants to marry Ben-sama? Hon-sama...... Ben-sama is still a child! The Admiral will be captured and shot by the gendarmerie, right?

"Uh...... What's that, fortress sauce. If I really marry you, the captain of a certain gendarmerie will drag me out and shoot me for half an hour, and then throw me into the sea to feed the fish......"

Shang Rafter felt the little pigeon gently rubbing his waist by the fortress Qi Ji, and peeked at the side with a complicated expression, both "You dare to promise that you are hentai lolita", and "You must be responsible for the concubine" The lion had to use the righteous sister as a shield first.

Is Shang Rafter really afraid that He Hanxue will drag him out and shoot him? No! He was afraid of erecting a super death flag like: "After this battle, I will go back to my hometown and marry my fiancée"!

After all, this super death flag has been verified by countless warriors with their own lives. None of the people who said this before going to war, or took out a picture of their fiancée or wife, returned home alive......

However, for the lion, Shang Rafter felt that it was better for him to make his words clear, well, on the premise of avoiding that super death flag.

So, Shang Rafter pretended to be careless, and said to the fortress Qi Ji: "Well, the fortress sauce is a little too young, if you are like a lion, it is not impossible to get married or something, at least you will not be caught by the gendarmerie and shot to feed the fish." (To be continued.) )

PS: Congratulations to the big zombie teacher for successfully avoiding the death flag (manual squint) while flirting with the sister skill LVup