Chapter 1 Wake up to multiple pigs at home
In a daze, I felt that this sleep was very uncomfortable, as if someone had disassembled it into parts and reassembled, and I felt uncomfortable, Zhang Xiang, who woke up quietly, looked at the familiar room, and once again lay heavily on the pillow. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
"It's still a dream..."
Not long after lying down, Zhang Xiang suddenly got up from the bed, it was his own home, it was his own bed, but the noisy snoring, I looked at it... A wild boar with fangs and fangs was on his couch.
"Pig wow!" Zhang Xiang exclaimed in surprise and scared himself a lot.
"Boom!"
"Oops..." Zhang Xiang covered his head and looked at his head in wonder, there was a pit on the roof of his house, and his head was still a little painful to touch, Zhang Xiang couldn't believe that he was jumping so high.
"Hmmmm~~~ What a noise... I also didn't let my old pig sleep..."
Zhang Xiang turned his head mechanically, he heard it right just now, the voice came from the pig, without glasses, he used to be more than 2,000 degrees of myopia, and now he can see clearly without glasses.
It was really a wild boar, but it was relatively small, but it was fierce, and just by looking at the food packaging around the sofa, you can know that this pig must have been fighting for a long time yesterday.
"Look at what! My old pig was woken up by you... Hungry... Go get something to eat. Little Pig just stood on the sofa like that, staring at Zhang Xiang.
Zhang Xiang swallowed his saliva with some difficulty, and felt that there was an extra watch on his wrist, which clearly said Zhang Xiang, a programmer of Tianting Group Co., Ltd., and there were two time displays on the side, and the difference between them was basically an hour, almost corresponding to a month.
"I'm not dreaming... Did I really do that damn programmer..."Zhang Xiang quickly ran to the computer, which was his familiar territory.
The pig next to him was still shouting to eat, Zhang Xiang didn't have the heart to feed the pig at this time, and the high-end computer that was opened in seconds quickly opened the search to find the so-called Tianting Group Co., Ltd., but the query result was not.
"Is it an unregistered company? No, it won't... The size of the database, right! Database... Looks like we're going to have to do something. Zhang Xiang quickly turned on the other machines at the same time.
Casually pushed the little pig standing on the sofa away, the five-finger shaped sofa was his favorite, and everything in the room was the same as it was at the beginning.
"Let me see what the hell is going on...", dexterous fingers dancing on the keyboard, first looking for the big news that happened yesterday...
After reading the shocking information, Zhang Xiang felt empty.
But no matter how he searched, he couldn't find any information about him, and a piece of information posted on the Internet was that the so-called cyber hacker had committed suicide in fear of crime, but when he inquired about the relevant information, there was no record.
"Could it be that after that... I don't know what else happened..."Zhang Xiang walked around the room frantically, thinking of some possibility.
"Did the company smooth things out for me... Or did someone come forward and put things down... Heavenly Court Group..."Zhang Xiang once again searched the servers that he had memorized in his mind, and even through special means, but the result was the same every time.
"How so... Everything that happened yesterday is true, but... What about other companies..."Zhang Xiang tapped the keyboard again, what Greek group, angel group, all of them carried out super searches.
"Don't waste your efforts... How can this thing in the mortal world be connected to the corporate network across time and space, I said programmer... I'm really hungry old pig..."Just when Zhang Xiang was bored looking for information, the one behind him reminded him.
"What the hell are you?" Zhang Xiang turned the sofa around very chic and stared at the little pig in front of him.
"I am Marshal Tianpeng!" The little pig stood up very arrogantly, and almost got the nine-tooth nail rake in his hand...
Zhang Xiang covered his face in pain, for a person who received higher education and played with the world's top technology products, but yesterday's experience of one day, what a windowless building, what a group of strange people forced him to sign a contract.
Then I met a nervous chairman, looked at a database that only a ghost can figure out, woke up and had an extra pig in my house, and swore that he was Marshal Tianpeng...
Zhang Xiang stood up, pinched his fingers a little uneasily, looked at the little wild boar lying lazily on the floor, walked to the little wild boar and squatted down, Zhang Xiang even poked it with his finger.
"It's genuine leather... I'm going crazy..."Zhang Xiang grabbed his hair hard, and suddenly his worldview was subverted, and the gods in Journey to the West, who I liked most when I was a child, liked their stories, and even heard the familiar title I was excited.
But when I grew up and understood, it was just a legend, maybe if it weren't for the appearance of a pig at home, a pig who claimed to be Marshal Tianpeng, Zhang Xiang might still be lying on the bed at this time.
Wildly opening the door, Zhang Xiang ran all the way to the top of the building, standing in the rainy night and shouting to the sky: "Is there such a playful person!" Hack me to death..."
As if hearing Zhang Xiang's request, a bolt of lightning quickly struck him, but at the moment of death, it disappeared without a trace.
Zhang Xiang was furious a moment ago, but a voice came from his ear and said, "Master Programmer... How dare the little god split you... Just kidding, you're in charge of the company now, and what bonuses and full attendance pay are all things you can do at your fingertips. ”
“fuck!” Zhang Xiang raised his middle finger in annoyance, he was still an otaku who wanted to do what he wanted the day before yesterday, but today he has become a programmer who controls the pockets of the gods of heaven...
But he didn't notice that not far from where he lived, a figure was scorched by lightning...
Zhang Xiang never thought this was a good thing, in the simplest way to understand, the gods actually opened a company, and they needed an otaku like him to be a programmer, so you can imagine how much the price of good things will be.
Even standing in the rain at this time, there is not even a single raindrop on his body, there is no sweating feeling, and he can't even vent the simplest, no wonder Zhang Xiang will try his best to avoid this matter.
"I said Marshal Tianpeng, what about your monkey brother..."Zhang Xiang accepted the reality and returned to the room, and the first thing he said when he saw the little wild boar was that he liked the monkey more.
"Haven't you seen him before, and asked... He is the chairman of the company..."
At the same time, he sighed in his heart, he liked monkeys when he was a child, and he especially liked the five-finger-shaped sofa, and even many places in the house were more or less stacked in the shape of a hill, seeing these at this moment, Zhang Xiang smiled a little self-deprecatingly.
The nervous chairman turned out to be Sun Wukong, Zhang Xiang felt that this joke was too big...
"Brother Monkey as chairman? Then why did the Jade Emperor go... I can't retire..."
"How can it... The Jade Emperor is now the executive president, and there are several other emperors, all of whom are in the company... Brother Monkey's position as chairman is because he has been an official in Heavenly Court and is a Buddha with a formal position, so after the two discussed, let him be the chairman, I don't know why the Jade Emperor was replaced..."
"How many other emperors? Are you talking about crape myrtle land? Emperor Gou Chen and Emperor Zhenwu? They actually became the CEO of the Jade Emperor! Zhang Xiang sat comfortably on the sofa and smiled.
At this time, Marshal Tianpeng was placed on his lap like a pet pig, and the great gods in his memory, Zhang Xiang kept asking, and Tiancang was also very talkative, and said a few cool words from time to time.
For example, Li Jing, who is in charge of the Heavenly Court army, is now the head of the logistics department in the company, and the Erlang God who dragged 2580,000 dragged him to lead the dog all day long and became the captain of the security team.
There are also Shou Xing of the Personnel Department, Lu Shen of the Finance Department, Fu Xing of the Administration Department, Tai Bai Xing of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and Chang'e who brought Zhang Xiang to the Tianting Group, and her position is the head of the Public Relations Department.
As the company's image endorsement, several Bodhisattvas were listed among them, because the position of the Propaganda Department was controlled by Xitian, and the five hundred Arhats also ran a fitness club.
Zhang Xiangxiao, who listened to it, leaned forward and leaned back, listening to the gods going to work in a proper manner, it was really hard to imagine what kind of company Tianting Group was.
"That's right... You don't stay in the heavenly realm... Why did you go to the mortal world to open a company, oh... Your company is in the high-tech zone. ”
The canopy, who had been amused by Zhang Xiang before, looked a little gloomy by Zhang Xiang's question, and sighed deeply and said, "I can't stay in the heavenly realm... Soon after Brother Monkey became a Buddha, the Heavenly Realm began to crumble, but it couldn't be repaired, and finally he had to move the Heavenly Court Headquarters to the void. ”
Zhang Xiang was a little stunned, thinking of the somewhat bad experience he experienced yesterday, and he was secretly scolded in his heart, he was signed by the Tianting Group, and these gods of pit people didn't even tell him that the company was about to go out of business...