If God gives me another chance, then I will definitely not be greedy for that cheap again. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Tang Dashan shrank in the corner of the green belt, covered his mouth, and made another oath in his heart.

If it weren't for my greed, I wondered if I could ask for more demolition money, I wouldn't have returned to this damn old house; If it weren't for his greed and timidity, he thought about broadcasting the adventures of the old house live, making a little money, and letting netizens see that the developer would not be able to do it directly! As for adventure? The adventure of fart, the risk of an egg in my own family, but in order to act like a little, I didn't bring anything to eat, and I was timid, so I was afraid that if those people who were doing real estate came to Heng, they couldn't stand it, so they started live broadcasting early every morning, and someone would always be a little bold when they watched it. If it weren't for these things, I wouldn't have been wandering around this place early in the morning, I wouldn't have met these monsters, I wouldn't have nothing to eat, and I wouldn't have been so miserable.

A sturdy-looking evolutionary beast rubbed against a tree next to the green belt, leaving behind a few pheromones, and then shook its head and walked away like a territorial patrol.

Tang Dashan stared at the direction in which the evolved beast left, got up cautiously, and tiptoed to leave this place of right and wrong, and go to the next location to find something to eat. Seeing that the evolved beast didn't notice its movements, Dashan breathed a sigh of relief, twisted his head back, and looked at the ground carefully, don't step on anything.

Moving his body inch by inch, suddenly, a black stuffed animal appeared in front of him. Dashan was startled, his neck tightened a little, and he broke it up little by little, it was a cat. Pure black fur, amber eyes, slightly tilted head, cute look at this strangely behaved person.

Dashan breathed a sigh of relief, waved his hand dissatisfiedly, and shouted in a low voice: "Go, go, go!" Get out of the way! Even you kitten dare to scare Uncle Ben! ”

The cat looked up and down the mountain a few times, showed a look of disgust, and then, as if reluctantly, opened its mouth. That's right, the big mouth, starting from the mouth, the cat's body pulled away unnaturally, and the scarlet muscles were exposed where the fur joined, and the body swelled rapidly in this pulling, and the original cute appearance turned into a terrible, seemingly spliced monster of muscles. The monster's body bowed slightly, and a low roar came out of its throat.

"Ahhh Dashan from the cat just opened its mouth to transform, decisively turned his head and ran, these days have not been exercised, the ability to escape is more and more proficient, while running, while shouting: "Uncle Cat, I was wrong, you have a lot of spare me!" I don't have enough meat, it's not delicious! Don't eat me! ”

When the evolved beast that had just left next to it heard the sound, it immediately turned its head and rushed towards the mountain, and its mouth let out an angry roar, as if announcing the ownership of the food.

Then the whole street became lively, the heart-rending cries of the people who ran for their lives, the roars of the evolutionary beasts that pulled each other in the chase and the threat of fighting for food, and the sound of the trash ping-pong of the vehicles that hit them, like a black comedy, full of strange joy.

In the end, the author was still standing on the side of the mountain, and the muscle cat was probably chasing after him, and suddenly he felt that the evolution beast around him was more delicious, so he decisively shifted the target and directly knocked down the most cheerful evolution beast. When the Evolved Beasts who joined later saw that there was an extra amount of food on the ground, most of them also stopped, trying to take advantage of the menace of the muscle cats. And the ones who continue to chase here and there are some lame beasts who have a slow evolutionary speed and have not yet appeared with advanced thinking such as taking advantage.

So the mountain escaped again.

Congratulations.

However, Oyama himself does not seem to be very grateful to the author. The mountain, which was panting as if his lungs were about to vomit, finally ran up a narrow staircase behind a corner, relying on his familiarity with the area. The family on the stairs said goodbye on the first day they got the demolition money, and there should be no one on it. Ran up the stairs, sat in the corner of the wall, and looked at it carefully, but there was no evolution beast to follow, and Dashan immediately burst out with a national scolding: "Fuck \ Ni\ Ma, what kind of bullshit is this!" ”

Squatting on the ground and panting for a while, he finally came back to his breath smoothly, took out a bottle of water tremblingly, twisted the cap of the bottle, and couldn't open it.

Swallowed the saliva, twisted it again, but still didn't open it, Dashan couldn't hold back any longer, and threw the water bottle to the ground, with a crying voice, and scolded: ". Buddhist nun. Ma, even you look down on Lao Tzu with a water bottle! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a low roar came from overhead, and Dashan immediately covered his mouth, bent his waist, and shrank back as much as he could, and then moved towards the narrow staircase.

A loud, rhythmic, slight footstep sounded on the stairs above, and the evolved beast above crawled down little by little with a menacing whisper in its mouth. Dashan desperately covered his mouth, his body shaking like a sieve.

Suddenly, a shrill scream sounded like a woman not far away, and Oyama only heard the sound of the window at the corner of the stairs being smashed, and then everything fell silent.

Dashan sat down paralyzed, with an expression that wanted to cry but didn't dare to cry, and after a while, he struggled to get up, wanting to leave this dangerous place, turned his head and was about to walk down the stairs, hesitated for a moment, and then turned back and took the water bottle that couldn't get along with him.

The mountain leaned its back against the wall, one step at a time, then looked left and right, back and forth, and then stepped forward, looking ready to flee for his life at any moment. After a long day of grinding, I finally walked out of the area just now. Judging from the experience of escaping for their lives in the past few days, generally those monsters have a certain range of activity, and they generally do not easily leave their hunting range, just like those carnivores.

After breathing a sigh of relief, Dashan looked around a little blankly, and couldn't find where he should go for a while. Go home? Walk through most of the city and go home? Will die on the way. Definitely. He is greedy, timid, and not strong, just an ordinary small/city/citizen, and the only advantage is that he is self-aware, knows how many things he can do, and does not participate in what he can't do, so he can mix it up and be a person.

In the current situation, you can't go back on your own. But I have to live, I have to go back alive.

I also blame myself, when I saw that group of monsters still staggering and limping, I still wondered if it was like the zombie virus outbreak in movies and novels, whether I could also become a human like the protagonist, and it would be good to become a prince of one side for the first time. Thinking about it this way, I just came to this place to be demolished, there are few people, there is a large construction site next to it, there are materials, and I am simply the protagonist! Then I inspected for a day, and I was about to go home to pick up people and come over to occupy the territory, and this group of monsters suddenly had no lame legs, no sore waists, and the whole was in good spirits, and every day was looking for someone to eat, fight, eat the same kind, fight.

This time I closed my eyes, and when I opened my eyes, the whole style of painting was different. Dashan felt that the whole person was depressed, and he wanted to die, and he thought that he was transferred, and he could become a CEO in the future and go to the peak of his life, but after a long time, he was still the same unlucky, even more depressed, and he couldn't even go home, and he was not the protagonist after all.

Curled up in a bush, Dashan took out a stack of plastic film from his bag, spread it carefully, and then covered his body, no way, that group of monsters is simply a fight with a dog's nose, these days I occasionally see other people hiding well, and they sniff and find it. I haven't showered in a few days, but I have to be careful.

After hiding, I looked at the strange bank on the side of the road, and when I broadcast live a few days ago, I specially showed it to my audience, and everyone laughed together and said that there were big pants, and there was a big /j/b, and the officials really knew how to play, how happy they were at that time. As a result, when I woke up, my phone couldn't be turned on, the lights couldn't be turned on for anything, and the world was a different place.

Dashan sighed, tightened the plastic film, and then molded out the bottle of water from the bag, unscrewed it vigorously, and took a sip of water, thinking about how he had to go, how to go home, no matter what, whether he was dead or alive, in the end, he had to go home, he had to go back.

I was thinking about it, and suddenly two people came out of the bank, wearing protective clothing that looked very high-tech, carrying cold weapons, and looking very strong.

Dashan wanted to stand up, but when he thought of a woman he saw the day before yesterday, he stupidly ran out for help, but was turned by a few men who looked indiscreet, and felt that he was still waiting, after all, the world has changed. Then one of them, who looked like a woman, took out a piece of metal, which swooped into the throat of the monster not far away.

What the? Iron Man? Martial arts master? How can a piece of iron be inserted into a monster? The mountains are a little obsessed. Then I watched the woman rush over a few times to understand the monster thoroughly, and then the man took out his bow and arrows, and the marksman killed the monster one by one with an arrow like a "whoosh".

No matter how stupid Dashan is, it can be seen that these two people are not good people at this time. Looking at the monsters that kept gathering, it suddenly occurred to me that if a monster walked through the bushes and saw himself, the monster would not care who was a big threat, they just ate it, then they would be in danger, since these two people live here, then observe for a few more days, if you can, hey, even if you don't seem to be a good person, it is not a matter to let yourself go home and be a little brother to them.

After thinking about the ditch and the ditch, the mountain slowly retreated, but one accidentally, the plastic film slipped over the bushes, making a small noise.

Dashan's body stiffened, hesitated, and then an arrow flew over, directly through his shoulder, Dashan looked at the arrow, a little stunned, what's the situation?

Then I heard a voice of "Cher, come back!" Dashan came back to his senses a little, he was hit by an arrow, but fortunately it wasn't a knee, no, what a mess, he was hit by an arrow! Hit the arrow! I'm going to die! Looking up, the man looked like he wanted to shoot himself again, and Dashan raised his hands without hesitation, even if he was hit by an arrow in his shoulder, and then shouted: "Don't shoot me!" I'm human! Don't me! ”