Chapter 10: The Witty Old King
"Humph!" Shi Ziyi's face showed an unhappy look, snorted coldly, and did not answer. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Looks like it's ready!" The leader of the Salvation Army's supernatural abilities smiled coldly, Shi Ziyi had come here several times before, and Shi Ziyi had this complexion, but breakfast and everything were well prepared.
And they also know why Shi Ziyi is like this, he is the boss of a force, although he was conquered by the Salvation Army, how can he be a boss? In front of his subordinates, you have to pretend to beep in general, right?
It is because the Salvation Army will not persecute the bosses of these conquered forces too much, first, they will have trouble resisting, although they can be easily suppressed, but what about after suppression?
Second, they still need these forces to collect the materials and hand them over, and it would be better for them to have a force boss who is willing to cooperate.
In contrast, what is a bad attitude? What's more, it was originally an enmity that did not share the sky, if Shi Ziyi suddenly showed a very happy and even courteous attitude? That's weird!
Seeing that Shi Ziyi was the same as usual, the Strangers couldn't help but let down their guard and beckoned the other Salvation Army to enter the mall for breakfast.
The mall is huge, and it is not a problem to accommodate thousands of people at the same time, and it is not crowded with more than 200 Salvation Army troops, plus more than 100 survivors in K County.
Breakfast they had prepared, it was hot polenta with pickles, which looked terrible, but in the end times, especially when it was so cold, it was undoubtedly an extreme luxury to have a mouthful of hot porridge!
"Looks like you're having a good day, and there's even polenta?" The leader of the anomalies chuckled lightly and waved his hand: "But for the sake of you being so sensible and preparing breakfast for us so well, we will only accept eighty percent of you when we collect supplies today!" ”
"How? As I said, if you are willing to cooperate, we of the Salvation Army will cooperate with you! Our Salvation Army is very trustworthy, once you are familiar with it, you may find that we are good people~"
The leader boasted to himself, and then waved his hand: "Sit down and eat, eat in ten minutes, we have to go to the next place after collecting the supplies." ”
"Yes......"
The 200 Salvation Army men sat down at the tables where breakfast was placed, but no one moved chopsticks to eat......
Seeing this, everyone's faces couldn't help but change, and one of the survivors was more witty, and with a roll of his eyes, he turned around and took out a bottle of wine from the side shelf, and then respectfully sent it to the table where it was the leader of the superpowers.
"Honorable lord, we still have a bottle of good wine here, authentic Moutai, and the small one is specially brought to honor you!" This supernatural man looked respectful and flattering, like a traitor.
"Wang Lao Er!" Many of the survivors' faces changed instantly, and they glared at them angrily.
"Oh?" The leader of the other party's abilities raised his eyebrows and smiled strangely: "Interesting, you bring me wine?" Why? ”
"In order to thank you for only accepting 80% of our supplies today, this weather is cold, the days are even more sad, and with 10% more supplies, we at least don't have to worry about starvation."
"That's right, you kid is very knowledgeable about current affairs, not bad, much more witty than your boss!" The leader of the Stranger patted Wang Lao Er's shoulder: "Speaking of which, I like to drink Moutai the most, but I didn't find it last time I came to collect supplies?" ”
He smiled slightly, opened the Moutai handed by Wang Laoer, opened it with a click, and opened his mouth directly, as if he wanted to blow the whole bottle.
"You're stupid for me?" Seeing that he was about to drink the wine, he laughed fiercely, and suddenly reached out to grab Wang Laoer's neck, the latter had no power to resist, and he couldn't make a sound, so he could only look at him in panic.
"Take poisoned wine and want to poison me, am I so stupid?" He smiled strangely and poured the wine into Wang Laoer's mouth: "You kid, you're quite witty, but I'm not stupid, you should drink this wine yourself." ”
"Vomit ......"
Constantly pouring liquor into his mouth, Wang Lao Er kept retching, but his neck was grabbed, and he couldn't resist at all, and the other Parapowers and the Salvation Army sneered when they saw this.
Soon, the whole bottle of liquor was poured into Wang Laoer's belly, and the strangers looked at him with interest: "I want to see what poison you have and how toxic it is." ”
"Eat!" The stranger waved his hand: "This kid doesn't know whether to live or dare to poison me, he is innocent of death, let's have breakfast while watching this guy struggle slowly......"
"Hahaha......"
The Salvation Army people laughed, and began to eat the hot corn porridge in front of them, and in an instant, the whirring sound of eating porridge was endless, and more than 200 people were eating porridge greedily at the same time, and the sound was very loud.
"Well done, Second Wang!" Shi Ziyi and the survivors' eyes began to light up at this moment, obviously, for some reason, they didn't eat porridge before.
But the witty Wang Lao Er gaged for a while, but the other party's thoughts were disturbed, and the leader of the Strange Man thought that Wang Lao Er was poisoning the wine, and poured the wine into Wang Lao Er, but he didn't know ......
"The plan was successful......
The survivors were excited, and their eyes were bright, but at this moment, they had to pretend to be extremely unhappy and bitter, which made them extremely hard.
"One more bowl!"
"Ge Laozi, the polenta made by these guys tastes really good, it's almost the same as before the apocalypse, I really miss it, I'll have another bowl."
"I used to take out these things to entertain us, and I wouldn't take away 90% of the materials every time, you people, you just won't cooperate~ another bowl!"
"Come on, let's let go of eating, we have the strength to go to the next place when we are full, there are many places to go today, and we can't be compared with the second team and the third team, we must bring back the most materials as quickly as possible!"
"Yes, our first team can't be compared to the second and third teams, brothers, eat!"
The Salvation Army was eating in full swing, and the survivors were even more excited!
Shi Ziyi snorted coldly and turned around, as if he was unhappy when he saw everyone eating, he turned around and didn't want to look more, and the Salvation Army didn't care.
At this time, Shi Ziyi should be unhappy to be reasonable, if he sees it well, it will be strange.
However, no one in the Salvation Army noticed that three cards appeared in Shi Ziyi's hand at some point, and as time went by, more and more cards appeared in his hand.
"Eat, eat more......" Shi Ziyi's black eyes flashed with a cold glint.
"Eat, eat, eat!"
The Salvation Army continued to feast until more than ten minutes later......
"Ouch, why do I want to throw up so much?" Huang Mao, who beat people at the beginning, ate the most, and his face was ugly at the moment: "What's the matter, it can't be that this grain has expired, right?" ”
"Hahaha, Huang Mao, why are you not in good health? Did you spend too long playing on those women's bellies last night? If the food expires, how are we okay? (To be continued.) )