Ordinary people will be in a happy mood when they watch the press conference of Chaos Creatures, they will enjoy this scientific and technological event with melon seeds and drinks, and imagine the future of science and technology in a happy mood. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

But these Internet bigwigs are different, the press conference of Chaos Biology is more like a death sentence conference, and every product released by Chaos Biology is a death sentence for people in this industry.

Today, Cook and Gates announced the death penalty, and Intel, Qualcomm, and MediaTek, which are engaged in the production of core components for computers and mobile phones, were also sentenced to death.

The press conference continued, and every minute was an ordeal for them.

Shen Huai began to demonstrate some classic functions of the green leaf mobile phone and the differences from mobile phones and computers in the past.

"We have thought about tens of thousands of classic programs on the market now, in order to slowly adapt to Xihe, we have classified and listed the programs that were applied on mobile phones in the past, and when you need to use them, you can let Xihe provide this list to select the tasks you need to run."

On the big screen,Similar to the king of pesticides、Fighting landlords are all presented in the form of a list,After opening the list,There is a detailed introduction to the task developer,Introduction and other content。

Shen Huai said: "This list is the upper limit, except for the programs listed in this list, Chaos Biology will no longer think about any software, and the future task model development will be based on the biological thinking server."

Here, I advertise for Xihe Technology, a new subsidiary of Chaos Biotech, and we welcome people of insight to apply for jobs at Xihe Technology, which is just starting out, and many task models require everyone's joint efforts. We don't need you to have a high degree of education, we just need you to have enough brains and good hands-on ability. ”

Shen Huai's words are another death sentence, sentencing traditional software developers to death.

In the following time, through Shen Huai's description, the audience also knew the operation mode of the new mobile phone equipped with Xihe.

Each person will have a fixed account for the world, which is similar to a real-world ID card. In the future, all the data stored by the user will be in it.

The emergence of Xihe has made the storage size of hardware in the past a thing of the past, and the user's storage of things is no longer based on binary KB, but on the number of stored things as the basic unit. For example, instead of me storing 50M photos, I stored three photos – Kingston, Samsung, Seagate, and other storage vendors were sentenced to death.

The chaos creatures have caused a big storm!

In a few hours, the rice stock is about to open, and experts have expected that the rice technology Internet stock index will plummet, according to Shen Huai's expectations for the future, the valuation of all Internet technology stocks will now become 0, that is, it is worthless! If there is any value in traditional Internet technology, the only value is commemoration.

Everything was brand new at this press conference, and the audience listened to Shen Huai's explanation, and generally checked the more detailed answers given by the official website of Chaos Creatures.

At this time, an audience member asked: "Will everyone have to change terminals in the future?" I just bought my green leaf phone for less than three months! That's too bad, isn't it? ”

"Boss Shen, is it true that only the new products of Luye Technology can run Xihe, and the products that did not use the core of biological thinking in the past, including Apple, Samsung, Huawei and other brands, cannot use Xihe?"

The audience's questions made Cook and Gates nervous, if Xihe could be made into a software that could connect other terminal devices to the intelligent Internet world, it would also be a good choice.

Cook lowered his head as if fiddling with the teacup in his hand, but he pointed his ears for fear of missing a word translated by the translator.

"There will be a process of upgrading any product, and Luye Technology's new products will go to the market together with Xihe, but it does not mean that we have completely abandoned the past market."

Shen Huai joked: "A green leaf mobile phone is still quite expensive, let you immediately replace mobile phones, tablets and other electronic products, you will scold me to death." ”

Everyone laughed in the audience, although Shen Huai's words were a joke, they were also reasonable.

In particular, those who bought a green leaf three-piece set (mobile phone, tablet, notebook) have to spend tens of thousands of yuan, and it is unrealistic to replace them all in order to make the equipment support Xihe.

"I'm here to tell you that some of Xihe's functions can be used after the system upgrade of Luye Technology's products."

On the big screen, the assistant is using a green leaf mobile phone released last year for a demonstration.

After the system upgrade, Xihe is still summoned by technology, but Xihe's function is not as powerful as Shen Huai's demonstration, and it can only be regarded as a voice assistant with a high IQ. HOWEVER, EVEN THIS CASTRATED VERSION OF THE VOICE ASSISTANT IS MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAN SIRI.

Subsequently, Shen Huai announced a news that broke the hearts of many non-Luye Technology end users - the transitional version of Xihe is only applicable to Luye Technology's terminals (mobile phones, tablets, computers), and other mobile phones such as Apple, Samsung, and Huawei are not applicable.

As soon as the news came out, the audience at the scene cheered, most of them were fans of Chaos Creature and of course they were also using Chaos Creature products.

BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO WATCH THE WEBCAST WHO ARE DEPRESSED, SOME PEOPLE HAVE JUST BOUGHT A NEW IPHONE AND ARE PROUD OF THE NEW VERSION OF SIRI, AND NOW CHAOS CREATURES HAVE LEFT SIRI BEHIND WITH A SLIGHT UPGRADE.

Xiaomei, who watched the live broadcast with her boyfriend, was one of them, and she said to her boyfriend very angrily: "It's you!" Who told you to buy me an Apple phone instead of a green leaf phone, now it's okay, everyone else uses a green leaf phone, and I've become an old-fashioned person! ”

The boyfriend is also depressed, and he said that he wanted to buy a green leaf mobile phone for his girlfriend, but his girlfriend didn't do it when he saw Apple's advertisement, thinking that it was good to be foreign and cheap in China, but now he blamed himself.

The boyfriend is not ready to reason with Xiaomei, because it is always the man who loses the theory with the woman.

Xiaomei was not ready to spare her boyfriend, she snorted and said: "Anyway, I don't care, the new Luye biological smart phone has come out, you must buy me one!" ”

Boyfriend:......

The flesh hurts, and it's bleeding again!

At the press conference, Cook was not much better, he didn't feel his back was soaked, but his head was a mess, and he didn't know how to deal with the new product of the Chaos Creature this time.

And Gates is not much better, he only has one sentence in his heart: Microsoft is finished......