Chapter 104: Breaking Up Always Happens on a Rainy Day
"Actually, I've always longed for the Order of the Phoenix, is it too late to join now?" Lu Yuan spread his hands and shouted at the camp here. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
A thought crossed everyone's minds in an instant, "I really want to kill that Sven scum!" - Hermione swears to everyone!
But the guy who retreated while bickering, and now has become the dividing line between the two camps, is still standing in the middle unconsciously, rubbing his hands and probing his brain to look blindly - a posture of "If you don't accept me, I will turn around and go to the dark camp"!
Have you forgotten that you just magnified your move and taunted Voldemort's nose?! Voldemort didn't go crazy on the spot, it was all about maintaining the demeanor of a victor! But the scene is very weird, all eyes are actually focused on the person in the middle of the field, and even Voldemort, who made his official appearance for the first time and has great momentum, is not as eye-catching as him......
"Of course, come here, this is your place." No one expected that the first person to come forward was Zhang Qiu. She walked out from behind the crowd, and after calmly saying that, she quickly pulled up Lu Yuan and hid back behind the crowd. It only took more than ten seconds from coming forward to coming back, which was like a lifetime for Zhang Qiu! Every second she was exposed to the eyes of the crowd was torment, and she wanted to turn around and run away every moment!
But in the end, she still pulled Lu Yuan back - no way, who let Lu Yuan and her be the only two Chinese - Zhang Qiu always believed that she and Lu Yuan represented the face of the Chinese at Hogwarts. From a certain point of view, Zhang Qiu is also a good girl who loves China. And in Zhang Qiu's heart, Lu Yuan went to prison to help her get angry (teach Umbridge a lesson), so she completely regarded Lu Yuan as the closest person.
"Ah, Zhang Qiu, are you there too?"
Lu Yuan fully proved that there is no limit to what it means to offend people. "I'm just going to let you turn a blind eye?" Hearing Lu Yuan's words, even if he was as good-tempered as Zhang Qiu, he couldn't help but have a dark face. But at such a tense moment, Zhang Qiu could only grit his teeth and endure it. In the end, she just whispered with resentment, "Please, don't be like that, okay?" Like a ...... Lunatic. She originally wanted to say like a "clown", but she was afraid that it would hurt too much and replaced it with a "madman", but it was Lu Yuan who pretended to be crazy and stupid, which made her feel too embarrassed, and she was embarrassed that she was going to commit cancer!
"Zhang Qiu, you still don't understand. She wouldn't have said that. Lu Yuan said lightly, and he gestured to the back. Zhang Qiu looked up and saw Hermione running away from behind the windowsill in a panic. Yes, only those who really understand understand that Lu Yuan is completely angry in his heart, so he will be like this. His "nerves" are actually a mockery and manual comic to all those present...... To understand this emotion is to understand, and not to understand is not to understand.
"Ahhh I'm going crazy! "Zhang Qiu is simply being nagged by these gods, one head and two big!" There are ten times as many people on the other side as us, and they are about to fight, what now? After what happened last time, Zhang Qiu completely relied on this "fellow countryman".
"Of course I was prepared for this situation." Lu Yuan Shi Ran said, "Haven't you watched the movie Peace Hotel?" ”
"Ah...... You hid a heavy machine gun in the attic ?! Zhang Qiu was overjoyed when he thought of the plot in the movie! At the end of that movie, everyone wanted to know, why did Fa Ge dare to say the phrase "Those who enter the Peace Hotel can be peaceful"!
Then Fa Ge rolled out a heavy machine gun...... Nima, Lao Lu's feeling at the time was that most of the action movies I watched before me were like a dog......
So Zhang Qiu happily asked her about the heavy machine gun, and Lu Yuan's face twitched - but in the end, he still said "confidential" perfunctorily with a stiff expression, and then took out a small bottle and handed it to Zhang Qiu. "Help me quietly distribute it to the men, this will be the key to victory." Zhang Qiu was convinced of Lao Lu, and immediately took the small medicine bottle and went happily.
"What did you give Zhang Qiu?" Hermione poked her head out of the window again, and it looked like she had been hiding there and eavesdropping for a long time.
"Confidential!" Lu Yuan's pants replied. That's right, it's pants - Hermione's face immediately straightened, she raised her wand and said a few words to Landing Yuan, "The pants door is open", and then turned to leave.
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On one side are more than a dozen members of the Order of the Phoenix; On one side is a mighty army led by Voldemort, which contains Death Eaters, but more often than not, all kinds of inflammatory and powerful people.
The two sides met at a mountainside location, and then instead of immediately starting to move, they confronted each other!
Strangely, the expressions on both sides were a little awkward; What's even more strange is that Voldemort himself did not stand at the front, but stood at the back of the team for some distance to watch the battle. The real leader at the front was Lucius Malfoy, the patriarch of the Malfoy family.
Why is this happening? Because someone said that there are three things that can never be avoided on the magic side now:
The gossip of the "Prophet Daily", the counterattack of the mysterious man and the "second knot" of the .......
Especially the damn "dick knot"! This magic spreads to every corner of the wizarding world like a virus, tearing down the elegance and nobility of the magician and shattering it! But in the end, everyone has to succumb to the power of this magic! There's no other reason for that, because this magic hasn't found a way to crack it so far (except for Lucius and Scrimthour), and it's damn good!
So much so that after a period of gestation, this magic finally replaced the "disarming charm" and became the precursor magic technique of any magic battle. In front of the "second knot", everyone is equal!
The reason why both sides feel embarrassed is because they can't wipe their faces, and they are waiting for each other to use this magic first. This magic is easy to unleash, and it doesn't hurt the body, and everyone ties the knot after the "killing" before they can start the war. At this time, Voldemort will have to hide backwards, no matter how awesome he is—if he stands in the front row, he will be set on fire! Do you think he's going to be a good recruit by then? Still not good?
This Nima is simply the hardest problem in the world!
It was this opportunity that the men on the Order of the Phoenix had time to eat the mysterious little pills distributed by Zhang Qiu. Sure enough, after eating, they suddenly turned strange. Zhang Qiu quietly observed and found that in addition to everyone bending over strangely, there was really a mysterious confidence on his face!
Sure enough, this is the "secret weapon"! Zhang Qiu felt that his previous worries were redundant.
The Order of the Phoenix, whose confidence skyrocketed, finally launched the first attack after giving each other a look! "Second ......", "Second ......".
Seeing that the other party used shameless magic first, the Death Eaters finally breathed a sigh of relief, and they also raised their wands to fight back, "Second ......", "Second ......".
For a time, the second child in the venue was flying. Both sides are "experienced in combat", and after releasing the magic, they immediately clamp their legs and insert their wands into the wand sleeve, ready to bear the first wave of pain! Basically, after taking a few blows, everyone will find that the best way to crack this magic is to resist it! Anyway, it's a big deal to go back to the hospital for a few days, whoever can withstand the first wave of blows without losing combat effectiveness will win the final victory!
There's no way, before this magic can't find a way to defend and restrain it, it's so hard! Fortunately, magicians are also used to it, and no one can stop a certain magic from coming out, and they have seen it countless times in the history of magic.
However, the results of this "killing" between the two sides are very different!
The Death Eaters still follow their past habits, clutching their crotches and kneeling on the ground! And the Order of the Phoenix side was unscathed after withstanding this wave of attacks! They were so excited that they quickly raised their wands and immediately launched the next wave of attacks, "Remove Your Weapon"! The next moment, the wand that was disarmed and knocked away by the Death Eater was like a burst of fireworks!
The men of the Order of the Phoenix bent over and rushed forward like tigers in the mountains, instantly knocking back the Death Eaters and inflicting heavy casualties!
"Huh? What did you give them to eat? At this time, even if Zhang Qiu was naïve, he realized that something was wrong! After all, that...... Magic, but everyone knows what's going on! Then you can imagine the medicine that can defend against that magic.
"The little blue pill." Lao Lu's face was innocent. The real Viagra will not be available on the market until three years later, but Lao Lu is a traverser, and he is not short of money, so he controlled this drug and patent early. Therefore, in addition to the first battle tonight, the "Azkaban" is also available in unlimited quantities!
The combination of this medicine and that magic is really a match made in heaven.
Let you be gentle like a knife, but Lang's heart is like iron.
"It's raining," Lu Yuan spread out his hand to catch a few droplets, and the rain splashed down. (To be continued.) )