People often say that the four joys of life are: a long drought and a rainstorm, a foreign country to meet the old acquaintance, when the gold list is inscribed, the cave room flowers candle night.

However, Shang Rafter felt that he should add one more item to the end: when the catastrophe does not die.

When it comes to happy events, then we can't help but talk about the idiom "happiness gives birth to sorrow" that makes people gnash their teeth. Let's take Shang Rafter's own five joys in life as an example:

A long drought and a rain - a drop; Encounter with old acquaintances in a foreign land - creditors; When the title of the gold list is inscribed - the name is repeated; Candle Night in the Cave Room - Next Door; When the great calamity does not die—it is not over.

When the parachute behind the metal chair opened, the rafter cheered, excited, and couldn't help it, but ...... In the face of the words "happy and sad" and "soapy and slippery", Shang Rafter once again recognized his own superficiality, or "Too young, too simple Tucson broken".

Why? The parachute was successfully opened, and it looked like it was about to land, so what was the pain?

The rafter tells you: the fixed pole is stuck + the wind direction is wrong + the sea + the enemy center = the day is poi.

Can you imagine the grief-stricken mood of our Great Zombie Teacher?

At the beginning, Shang Rafter was mentally prepared to fall into a mosaic with the identity of a magician, and then the parachute suddenly opened without Game-over. But before he could land on the ground, he hugged the girls one by one to celebrate, and found that the wind was blowing in the wrong direction and blew on the surface of a bunch of enemies. In fact, this is not a problem, because he can jump into the sea and run when the height is about the same, but the fixed rod on his body has a problem again, and he can't push it away, and the whole person is fixed on a metal chair that weighs an estimated one ton......

"I can't push it.,It's already liberated to 500%.,If it's liberated again...... You know the consequences. The mourning rafters grabbed the fixed rod with both hands and pushed it out several times, but the result was that they did not move at all.

"It seems that this is the only way to go, let's use a special move!"

The rafter struggled to make a decision.

"You still have a special move? How I don't know. "The mourning rafter was confused, he never knew that his master had any special skills such as hidden ultimates that could be called special moves.

The head of the merchant rafter instilled in the mourning rafters the advanced technique of shouting for help: "Later, shout with me: 'Help!'" Ya Butterfly! Help－me！ 'Remember! The voice must be loud, the tone must be pathetic, and it must be to the extent that the listener is sad and the listener is crying. ”

The mourning rafter, who has always thought that the main personality has something similar to the transformation of the second stage transformation skill such as transforming into a Super Saiyan, has this expression after receiving a text message from Shang Rafter's head- (O_O).

I'm going to let this comic sink to the bottom of the sea......

As soon as the mourners thought this, the birdmen, who had been confused for a while due to the Commander's downfall, finally reacted and began to attack the parachutes floating towards them.

"Poof! Burst! ”

Two thumb-thick white beams hit the parachute above the rafters' head, and then the white beam with the light weapon effect ignited the parachute cloth, and the entire parachute burned instantly......

The mourning rafters looked at the big fireball above their heads and asked the rafter, "Why do I suddenly have a sense of déjà vu from a Hollywood blockbuster?" ”

"In a Hollywood blockbuster, you won't let the pilot protagonist fall into the sea with a one-ton chair, hey!" In the rapid fall, Shang Rin retorted desperately, this time he really had to go to the sea to make salted fish......

"The Admiral has fallen too fast! By the time we arrived, it was too late. Lexington continues to cover everyone, and Saratoga's carrier-based aircraft go to entangle the enemies around the Admiral, and they can't be allowed to attack anymore! Beizhai and I will be the frigates for the two of you, and the destroyer will immediately go to the landing point to search and rescue the Admiral! Bismarck, who was the calmest in the face of the situation, quickly made a judgment about the situation on the battlefield.

Even if the ships on his side are high-speed ships, it is impossible to catch the Admiral before he falls into the sea, so it can only ensure that the Admiral will not be attacked by the enemy during the fall. In this way, the chances of survival of the Admiral can be guaranteed to the greatest extent, and just burying his head in the landing point or something will not only not help the Admiral's situation, but may also lead the entire fleet into a desperate situation.

"Halahu!"

Xiang Ye answered, kept the maximum speed unchanged, and rushed straight in the direction where the Admiral fell.

"Xiao will definitely rescue the Admiral!"

Xiao Student sensitively flashed a white beam of light towards him, and swept a graceful white wave across the water, not entangled with the birdman overhead, and continued to move forward after regaining his speed.

"Admiral! Hold on! We're here to save you! ”

Lei Ma, who was one step behind Xiaoxiao's students, blasted the birdman who still wanted to continue attacking into flying feathers in the sky.

The speed of the ship's mother on land is just like that, but the maneuverability that bursts out when she reaches the surface of the sea is simply staggering. A group of birdmen who will not predict can only rely on large-scale fire coverage to force them to change direction and slow down, except for the ripples brought by chasing the three little loli treading water.

But all the results of the birdmen's battle were a little lower, and the speed of the three "trapezoidal is to do all the way recklessly" was slightly reduced, and they crackled for a long time and were stunned to miss a single shot.

If the white beam that cut off a few strands of Xiang Ye's hair is considered a rub...... They still have some successes.

"Da-da......" The aviation machine guns of the Wildcat fighters began to roar.

A bunch of stupid birdmen who were desperately missing with their heads down suddenly fell into the sea like dumplings in a pot.

"Sister, sister, are they all stupid?" After controlling the Wildcat fighter who had just dived and opened fire, he pulled up and hid in the clouds, Gagara pulled Mrs. Lie's sleeve and asked.

"......," Mrs. Lie was silent for a moment, then finally nodded affirmatively, "stupid indeed. ”

How can there be such a thing as playing air combat?! Desperately staring at the moving target below, not at all to see if there are enemy planes that have an altitude advantage...... Except for the word stupid, Mrs. Lie couldn't think of any adjectives.

Just when the two mothers lamented the birdman's air combat skills, the mourning rafters were getting closer and closer to the sea.

"Wow!"

Holding his breath and closing his eyes, the mourning rafters, who were ready to enter the water, suddenly opened their eyes when they heard the sound of breaking water below.

"Oops, I'll go! How can it be so memorized! Shang Rafter looked at the birdman who broke out of the water under his feet through the field of vision, and the psychological shadow area soared directly to infinity.

Emerging from the water was none other than a certain Birdman Commander who had been overshadowed by the mourning rafters with a high-explosive bomb.

“？？？”

Before Elusia could catch her breath, she noticed a huge chair fall from her head.

"Poof!"

PS: I fell asleep last night, counting today's update, I still owe four chapters......