Looking left and right, Zhang Longchu found that the eyes of everyone in the hall were focused on him again, and his face unconsciously showed a blank expression. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Not far away, Zhang Yunzhe, who had just spoken, shouted loudly again: "New drama, don't show that stupid idiot expression, ponder, show the expression of thinking like just now..."

Before she finished speaking, Jin Huilin on the side frowned and said, "Zhang Yunzhe, don't always make honest people happy and bully new juniors."

I look like a fool on your face! Obviously, this girl who really recommended Zhang Longchu to the troupe got along well with him during this time, so she spoke up like this.

Unexpectedly, her voice landed, but Zhang Yunzhe shook his head aggrievedly and said: "No, I'm really not happy with the new drama this time, it's just when he sat there frowning and pondering just now, he really looks like a phenomenal celebrity who was super popular last year, Zhang Longchu, the Star Swallowing Emperor." ”

The words were in his ears, and Zhang Longchu, who originally thought that all this was just a joke made by Zhang Yunzhe teasing him, felt that his heart was entangled, his body froze, he unconsciously gritted his teeth, and lowered his head in disguise.

"Kill them all," countless thoughts flashed in his heart in an instant, "It's just dozens of ordinary earthlings, no strange things, no transformation, it should be able to 'clear the field' within 10 seconds, but some of them are really good to me, is it really good to kill them for no reason, and what to do after killing all the people, can you hide from the police by pretending to be casual?"

I'm afraid not, after all, I came to the theater by public bus, ah, public bus, I got on the bus at the suburban station, which is likely to cause extraneous complications, no, the impact of killing dozens of people at one time is too great, and it will definitely attract the attention of the whole world.

When the time comes, I will find out that I am not a fugitive from the north at all, and combined with the photos, it will be a big trouble...", his face flickered uncertainly for a while, and finally decided to brake quietly.

While Zhang Longchu was thinking about it, the guys in the troupe who didn't know that their lives were hanging by a thread had already made a noise because of Zhang Yunzhe's prompt, and they were bustling and discussing: "Hey, it's really similar, it just looks a lot younger, it's strange, why didn't I find it before, ah, it's a beard, Xiaoxin, this guy didn't shave today...";

"What is it like, why didn't I find any similarity, the new drama can't have the momentum of the Star Swallowing Emperor when he is killed or saved, the two of them look like a comparison between an earthworm and a dragon...";

"Momentum is ethereal, I'm talking about facial features, facial features, Xiaoxin has a beard, shaves his hair short, and paints a mature makeup, it must be very similar to the Star Swallowing Emperor...", only Zhang Wuzhou was silent, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and called up the photos of Zhang Longchu circulating on the Internet,

looked at the mobile phone screen carefully, and then looked at the figure of Zhang Longchu who was sitting against the wall in the distance with a scrutinizing gaze, and his face showed a look of scrutiny.

After a long time, the head of the troupe, who has the disposition of evil outside and good inside, and has been doing stage comedy work for more than 20 years, suddenly shouted, "Don't talk, this is a theater, not a traditional market, and people who are noisy have a headache." He walked up to Zhang Longchu and said, "New drama, raise your head and let me see your face." ”

At this time, Zhang Longchu had completely calmed down, raised his face in astonishment with the same mood as if he was in a constant mood, and opened his mouth as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he had nothing to say.

"If you look closely, your demeanor and facial features are really similar to the Emperor of Swallowing Stars," Zhang Wuzhou shook his mobile phone, directly comparing the photos on the Internet with Zhang Longchu's facial features, and said thoughtfully: "But you have to be thinner, and you feel a lot shorter, and your face is too immature, but these can be made up for by stage makeup."

Boy, God just gave you a job and let you be a special actor, maybe you can become famous directly, do you want to give it a try, huh? ”

"Leader, I, I don't know how to act, and I don't dare to perform on stage, I will be nervous and speechless." Zhang Longchu naturally didn't want to accept such an offer, so he shook his head and refused without hesitation.

"If you don't know how to act, you can learn, it's easier to be nervous on stage, bite the bullet a few more times, and slowly you won't be afraid," Zhang Wuzhou waved his hand arbitrarily and said: "Okay, Zhi Hao has become a TV artist, and after coming to the theater relatively rarely, the attendance rate of our 'hilarious people' is obviously much less than before, and we need a new explosion."

That's it, you will be an actor from today onwards, and your salary will be raised to 7,000 won per hour, so let's follow first, well, Jeon Hye Shan will practice her acting skills. After directly making a new decision for Zhang Longchu, he instructed a young screenwriter with eyes next to him: "Sigh, hurry up and write a few paragraphs about the Star Swallowing Emperor before the New Year's Eve, remember to have new ideas." ”

Comedy is different from ordinary stage plays, under normal circumstances, the actors themselves create small jokes one by one, and after competition, the funniest and excellent ones are selected, so that the screenwriter can become a show for the public performance with a little polish.

Now Zhang Wuzhou directly explained to the screenwriter of the troupe, and wrote the script with the role of 'Star Eater', and the time was specially stipulated before the New Year's Eve, which undoubtedly implied that Zhang Longchu did not need to compete, so he directly had the opportunity to perform in the most popular schedule in the theater and the New Year, which suddenly made the original joke psychology of the actors in the surrounding troupe become subtle.

However, because the theater where the hilarious person is located is Zhang Wuzhou's ancestral business, and the entire operation of the troupe is handled by him, although the salary is not high, it is enough to live and never in arrears, and there is no shortage of benefits and opportunities, so no matter how ridiculous and unwilling it feels, no one dares to question the decision of the head of the troupe, but their eyes looking at Zhang Longchu can't help but change a little.

At this time, Zhang Wuzhou also added fuel to the fire and said: "What are you doing with your eyes wide, I know you are not convinced, but being an actor, especially a comedian, is like this, sometimes no matter how hard and serious you are, it is not as good as an interesting appearance and accurate role positioning."

For example, the contrast between the new drama and the Star Swallowing Emperor, he painted makeup, and put a big photo of the Star Swallower behind him, and eating ramen on the stage can be bigger than the sensation caused by you being tired and tired of telling several jokes, you imagine if this is the case, this is talent, who made him grow this face naturally, no way, not convinced. ”

These words are not wrong purely from the point of view of reason, but they are very annoying, and the choked troupe actors suddenly have no excuse to say a cool word, and they are even more inexplicably angry and jealous in their hearts.

At this time, the heavy snow outside happened to stop, and after a while, the snowplow trucks of the Seoul Municipality appeared on the streets.

Seeing this scene through the glass wall of the theater hall, Governor Zhang Wu breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay, the snow has stopped, and the snow plows have also been dispatched, so everyone can go."

New dramatists, no, new actors, you stay in the troupe for the time being, and all the actors also stay, the two of you use the stage to practice your acting skills, eat something good at night, and replenish your nutrition. He took out his wallet, took out a large bill, and stuffed it into Zhang Longchu's hand.

For other people in the troupe, this kind of treatment is simply a beautiful thing that is hard to dream of, but Zhang Longchu looked at the 50,000 yuan bill in his hand, but he cried and shook his head again and again: "Leader, I, I really can't do it." ”

"No, it doesn't matter, you can stand on the stage as a set, in short, it can have a hilarious effect," Zhang Wuzhou patted Zhang Longchu's shoulder with a smile and said, "Of course, it's best to be able to say a few lines."

Pay attention, maybe you are the second Liu Zhihao in our troupe. He turned around and walked briskly out of the theater towards the underground parking lot.

Looking at his disappearing back, although Zhang Longchu's murderous intention had long since faded, his irritability had not diminished at all, and he couldn't help but think wildly: "Is this simply a disaster, because of an idiot's joke, let me turn into an actor and play myself, if this is for the audience to see the flaws...

Hey, no, since it's a special actor who imitates a specific character, it seems to be a matter of course to imitate, and there is nothing flawed or flawed.

In this way, in a few years, I will regain the appearance of my 20s before I came back from the dead, and people are used to seeing my face, but they think that I should look like Zhang Longchu, and it will become strange.

Yes, this is the so-called 'black under the lamp', take the initiative to expose the biggest flaw to everyone to see, and this flaw will no longer be a flaw, that's it, that's it...", the frowning brows unconsciously relaxed, and at this moment, a slightly hoarse and impatient voice suddenly sounded in his ears, "Hey, new junior, what are you doing in a daze, don't you hurry up..."

Zhang Longchu came back to his senses, shook his head, stood up, and looked at the long-haired girl in front of him, who was about twenty-five or six years old, wearing a milky white sweater, high-waisted pants, tall and slender, and although his facial features were not very exquisite, they had an indescribable unique charm when combined, hesitated for a moment, bowed and greeted: "Quan, hello all actors." ”

"Didn't you listen to the head of the troupe, from today onwards you are also a member of the acting team, so just call me all seniors," Quan Huishan said expressionlessly: "Let's go, let's go to the stage and move first, so that you can get familiar with the feeling of being on the stage." Then he turned around and walked towards the hallway leading to the backstage.

Seeing that she and Zhang Wuzhou were quite similar, Zhang Longchu could only hurriedly chase after her, followed behind her, and deliberately said in an apologetic voice: "Senior, I have never had experience in acting before, and I never thought that I would perform on stage one day, if it weren't for the head of the troupe who suddenly didn't know what was crazy, uh, in short, I don't understand anything, everything is troublesome to you." (To be continued.) )