Chapter 153: Pregnancy Promotion? Lao Tzu can't do it!
"Divorce?"
Wu Jie shook his head and smiled: "For the sake of your sincere repentance, my brother will forgive you this time!"
Hum!
Tang Xiao gritted his teeth and said, "If I hadn't made a mistake this time, would it be your turn to teach me a lesson?"
"Don't say it's a lesson, brother, this is to educate you!" Wu Jie glanced at Tang Xiao: "Of course, it can also be said to be a training!"
"Get out!!"
Tang Xiao don't look over, "I have a flight at ten o'clock tonight, do you like to go!"
"Go! Free travel, don't go in vain!"
Wu Jie laughed.
......
Hotel banquet hall.
Compared to the luncheon, the only guests at the dinner are their closest relatives.
As soon as it was served, everyone chatted while eating.
With Tang Xin's words, soon everyone knew that there was a competition in martial arts.
"Oh my God, is it really so powerful?" Zhang Yu looked stunned.
"Mom, everyone has seen it with their own eyes, can it be fake?"
Tang Xin pursed her lips and ate with vegetables.
"It's true! But it wasn't ten at once!"
"First one, then three, then six...... But the fight is very fast, and it will be over in less than two minutes!"
Tang Le and Tang Kang added.
Zhang Yu frowned: "It's over in two minutes, your cousin-in-law is too fast!"
Burst!
Tang Xin burst into laughter.
Zhang Yu glared at her daughter coldly, "Why did I say you are so excited?"
Tang Xin couldn't help but smile and said, "I'm glad that I finally have a strong man who can suppress my cousin!"
Tang Kun sighed and sighed:
"My cousin-in-law is so strong, on the day of my grandfather's birthday banquet, he must have let me!"
"Nonsense!Otherwise, you'd have been half-crippled a long time ago!" Tang Xin sneered.
"If you don't poke my sore feet, will you die?" Tang Kun scolded.
"Okay, don't talk about it, hurry home and take a shower after eating, there is a big smell of gunsmoke!"
"It's only a few hundred shots!" Tang Xin turned his head to look at Wu Jie, "But my cousin-in-law's marksmanship is really bad!"
......
Unlike other tables where there is a lot of laughter and laughter, the atmosphere of the guest of honor is very low.
Because...... Tang Xiao apologized.
"It's okay! If you hadn't tried like this, we wouldn't have known that this little rabbit cub is so good at kung fu!"
Yulan said very open-mindedly.
Wu Jianguo also echoed: "Those special forces are disciplined and measured, Xiaojie really can't win, so as not to kill and maim him, you really think too much!"
Tang Long smiled and ate with vegetables, but he was shocked in his heart.
A dozen ...... So bite?
Isn't that more powerful than your own daughter?
However, Tang Xiao has been abolished and has a wound on his waist.
Not to mention fighting against special forces, two or three little hooligans are estimated to be enough.
"The kung fu is so good, but I have been in the marketing department for more than a year, is it just to find an opportunity to pursue Xiaoxiao?"
"So, Xiao drove into him, he deliberately touched the porcelain?"
"In order to chase girls, unscrupulous means should also be used, which just shows that he really likes my daughter!
......
It is said that the mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, and the more she looks at it, the more she likes it.
Tang Long is now, and the more he looks at Wu Jie, the more pleasing he is.
"Okay! What's the matter, since we're all family, it's so polite!"
The words of the old man Tang Pingde brought back Tang Long's thoughts.
also let Tang Xiao and Wu Jie's parents not say anything more.
Putting down the dishes and chopsticks, Tang Pingde looked at Wu Jie with a smile:
"Since Xiaojie is so powerful, then I will be with Xiaoxiao more in the future, and I will take care of him everywhere!"
Suddenly, the other three brothers ridiculed:
"Dad, you might as well say it clearly, let them have a child quickly, so that you can hold your great-grandson!"
"I don't think it's a problem! The little couple has super physical fitness, and they will definitely be able to conceive soon!"
"If you can be like the fourth child, you can have a dragon and phoenix fetus directly, how good it would be!"
Tang Long couldn't help but laugh and said:
"You both heard that, right? You must work hard, and it will be a good thing to get married next month!"
Wu Jie immediately responded:
"Thank you for your blessings, we will work hard, and we will go to the capital tonight, and we will do a comprehensive pre-pregnancy examination by the way after traveling!"
Tang Xiao is full of black lines.
Preconception check-ups?
Check you big-headed ghost!
The old lady is going to treat old wounds, right?
Recently, the frequency of relapses has been increasing, and she has a very bad premonition.
Endure!
Don't get angry at this time!
Taking a deep breath and squeezing out a hint of a smile, Tang Xiao nodded slightly.
"In order to ensure a smooth pregnancy and a healthy child, you have to have a good check!" Tang Ping said earnestly: "When the results of the examination come out, you should recuperate, and you should rest!"
As soon as the conversation changed, Tang Pingde said to Wu Jie:
"And Xiaojie, hurry up and quit smoking!"
Tang Long scolded with a smile: "No, this little guy is not a small smoker, he pulled out Dou Cheng, and handed over the others to the public, but he deducted several Liqun cigarettes!"
"Just become a director and fill your own pockets? This kind of behavior is really unacceptable, and you will give me all those cigarettes when you turn around!"
"Dou Cheng is good enough!
"Twenty-one cigarettes, I want it too!"
......
The corners of Wu Jie's lips twitched slightly, and he reluctantly nodded and smiled.
Damn!
Lao Tzu faked marriage, this is another pre-pregnancy check-up, and it is mandatory to quit smoking, do you want people to live?
Seeing Wu Jie's deflated appearance, Tang Xiao finally felt a little more comfortable.
"Sample, ask me to light a cigarette and hand you an ashbox, this time you will be retributed, right?"
Wu Jianguo's face was gloomy.
"It turns out that the little rabbit gave me 20,000 cigarettes...... It's still stolen goods! Hmph, the hands and feet are too unclean!"
......
After dinner.
Wu Jie and the three were busy sending off guests, but Wu Jianguo came to the hall with a cigarette.
"Little rabbit, you take these two cigarettes back, they are expensive and stolen, I can't afford to smoke them!"
Tang Long on the side smiled in astonishment:
"In-laws, are you still serious? Everyone is joking, just trying to get Xiaojie to quit smoking!"
"Besides, small stolen goods such as cigarettes, alcohol and tea, Xiaojie, as the director, also has the right to dispose of them. ”
The corners of Wu Jianguo's lips squirmed: "Can ...... But this cigarette is too expensive. ”
"The prices are all speculated, but in fact, they are not that expensive at all!" Tang Long kindly persuaded: "It's not too early, let's hurry up and pack up and go to the airport!"
Wu Jianguo nodded reluctantly and left in a huff, Wu Jie escaped the catastrophe.
Ten minutes later, drive back to the apartment.
As soon as the two went upstairs and entered the house, Tang Xiao went to clean up his things, and Wu Jie went to the balcony and directly lit two cigarettes.
"Damn, don't let Lao Tzu smoke, Lao Tzu wants to smoke more!"
Take two bites, swallow the clouds and spit out the fog, it's really cool!
After Tang Xiao finished cleaning up, he saw that Wu Jie's head was full of smoke, and sneered:
"You're really committing a crime against the wind!"
Wu Jie snorted coldly, turned his head and pouted:
"Let's not have children, quit hair! And who said that smoking can lead to infertility?"
Tang Xiao smiled: "Anyway, you have to be careful in the future, flirt with your sister to smoke, don't be caught." ”
"me, playing husband and wife with you, I'm losing a lot!"
"It's not good to flirt with girls, but it's ...... to smoke Anyway, I'll get a report from the hospital saying that I have injuries and can't get pregnant. ”
Wu Jie laughed and said, "Why don't we try it, maybe we will get pregnant?"
"Get out!!"
Tang Xiao rolled his eyes and left with his bag.
"Hey, wait, brother!"
Extinguishing the cigarette butt, Wu Jie quickly went back to the house and picked up some clothes casually, and then hurried out the door.
Going downstairs to get in the car, the family drove straight to the airport.
Both her parents and Xiaocui arrived at the airport for the first time and took a plane for the first time, so they were naturally full of curiosity.
After boarding, Tang Xiao didn't say a few words, then drank hot water and covered it with a blanket to rest.
Before Wu Jie took off, he briefly popularized science.
After a while, the cabin fell silent and the plane was about to take off.
Choosing a comfortable sitting position, Wu Jie was planning to sleep.
With the roar and the feeling of jolting and pushing, the plane took off with a roar.
Suddenly!
Tang Xiao reached over and grabbed Wu Jie's arm tightly.
Wu Jie turned his head in astonishment, and was about to speak.
saw Tang Xiao, his face was already pale, and cold sweat was rolling out......