Chapter 102: 'There Are Shops Here'
"Look, you're angry," the man jumped back, grinning, and suddenly, his face changed, and he stopped playing with his previous jokes and became serious, "Okay, okay, clean up, we should go out and meet the future third party... The third person is the first person, at least pretend to be the first. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"You're poisonous." Jiang Lingchuan just wanted to slap it, but when he saw this, he stroked his forehead helplessly, "I'll tell you that you will be beaten to death like this." ”
"Hmph."
……
"To go in, or not to go in." Zhou Yu looked at the very 'normal' door in front of him and hesitated.
It's really strange to say that this store looks like a 'giant ship' from a distance, but when I got closer, I found that it was a small supermarket that could be seen everywhere on the roadside. It seems that the gorgeous and huge appearance is just a trick.
(I don't think I can go back if I don't go in.) )
Although the path when he came was still so dreamy, he could clearly see the road, but for some reason, Zhou Yu couldn't feel the existence of the road at all in his heart. This contradictory scene made him very entangled.
Just as he was thinking, the door opened suddenly, but it startled Zhou Yu without making a sound.
"Welcome to 'Here is the Shop', where you can taste the flesh of the Sea-Swallowing Whale King from 50,000 miles below the deep sea, and you will also meet the orc slave Cat Ear Lady from 100,000 miles away in the desert, Gauss Laser, and Xuanyuan Pangu. In general, up to the galaxy Yinchuan, down to all living beings, everything, I am the master here, my name is... Hmm, Ye Li" (congratulations to the character who eats soil every day)
Dressed in a wide hip-hop suit, with a slightly funny cartoon pattern on the chest, and fat pants against a black bowler hat with blue trim, a cynical-looking 'young man' stood in front of Zhou Yu and said with a little playfulness.
Next to him was Jiang Lingchuan, who was wearing a white imperial robe, with black hair hanging down from his shoulders, and was yawning in boredom.
"Hey, you're so serious." Ye Li quietly slapped Jiang Lingchuan's arm with his elbow.
"Ahh Cough up," Jiang Lingchuan glanced at him, coughed dryly, and straightened his back.
(You guys...) What the hell are you doing... )
Zhou Yu was obviously frightened by the words that sounded very 'awesome' just now, and his mouth opened slightly and he didn't know what to say.
After a while, he finally came back to his senses and asked a little stunned, "Jiang... Jiang Lingchuan, are you here too? ”
"Of course, we're good friends for life. Of course, there will never be a separation..."Ye Li opened his arms to hug Jiang Lingchuan
"CNM is dead!" Jiang Lingchuan obviously didn't eat this, and avoided this hug in disgust.
(This...) I... )
The corners of his mouth twitched, although he knew that Ye Li might just be teasing, but Zhou Yu still felt a chill, "I'm leaving now... Is it too late? ”
"Want to leave?" Ye Li stood in front of him nervously, and his right index finger dangled in front of Zhou Yu, "I just want to leave now, haha, tell you, it's late!" ”
"When you enter my store, you want to leave without buying something, what kind of dreams do you have?"
(The problem is, I wanted to leave in the first place!) The hell knows that you're going to open it yourself! )
If it weren't for the fact that he didn't know the other party, Zhou Yu really wanted to slap him on the face with a shoehorn.
"Why are you looking at me like that, I'm telling you I'm not a." Ye Li made a contemptuous invitation, regardless of his own self-care and walked into the house, "Don't believe it, I don't dare to say anything here, but there are a lot of things, you know, I am a big businessman!" In how many planes have opened branches, a century-old brand, the reputation is guaranteed, I don't know how many people can't come to the head office to buy something, you kid is not satisfied. ”
"Didn't you just say you had everything..."
"Oh? Did I say that? Ye Li paused in his footsteps, and then continued to walk casually. Zhou Yu had no choice but to step into this shop called 'There is a shop here'.
"Where the hell is this?" The surrounding walls are either sci-fi weapons, yellowed old scrolls, and a few inextricable items.
"That's a good question." With a snap of his fingers, a smile curled up at the corner of Ye Li's mouth, turned around, and said, "Just like you see, this is a store, but I prefer to call it a 'plane store', and what you are standing now is the main store 'There is a store here'." ”
"To re-elaborate, my name is Ye Li, and my profession is an ironworker."
(I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm just pretending to be forced anyway.) )
was silent, everything in front of him was beyond Zhou Yu's imagination, so that his brain was still a little mushy now.
The same is true of Bu Taileng, since he found that his talent seemed to be open without consumption after entering the door, he has been silent, while observing the surrounding scene, needless to say, Mao can't see it, but the more he looks, the more frightened he becomes.
"What I want to know most is why I'm here." Zhou Yu quickly interrupted his words, and said that Ye Li was true.
"Hmm... I came to Earth, first of all, to congratulate you on stepping into the ranks of rapid evolution, and I won't talk about the reason, anyway, it has nothing to do with me, well, it doesn't matter. ”
(What the hell are you talking about, to the point...) )
"This time, I brought a total of one main store, 99 branches, randomly assigned to Huaxia total... I think about it, yes, thirty stores. There are 20 in North America, 25 in South America, more than 10 in Europe and the United States, Fei Lu Bin... Uh, don't give it, island country... Let's do it. The rest is scattered to the whole world, because the branch can't be opened before the main store opens, so the two of you can say that you were very lucky to see the main store for the first time, and you also saw the legendary handsome 'store manager'"
Jiang Lingchuan really wanted to kick him to death, and he really couldn't stop it.
"At this time, probably the rest of the branches are also open, because it is the first time it has opened, so the store will search for creatures that are eligible to enter and force it to enter, of course, you can go if you want to, but I don't think anyone will do that. The main store now refuses to accept customers, so you can't see anyone else for the time being" Shrugging his shoulders, Ye Li continued, "After all, their talents are too bad, and they still want to enter the main store if they don't go to SSS, so let's eat pi." ”
"But... I'm not as good as SSS. Zhou Yu was a little confused.
"Double SS talent, I think I already have that qualification," Ye Li raised the corner of his mouth, and his black pupils flashed a trace of fluctuation, "You say yes, Jiang Lingchuan." ”
(Thanks to the reward of 'Fighting for the Dream 233')