"Cook visited China and secretly negotiated cooperation with Shen Huai, the boss of Chaos Creatures!" -- Tencent News. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"We had a great conversation, and Cook stayed up all night as a guest at the Kaos headquarters." -- Sina Technology.

"The two giants decide the future direction of technology, and Tim Cook leaves Jiangcheng with a mysterious smile." -- Forbes News.

The news of the meeting between Cook and Shen Huai detonated the technology world, and although people have no way of knowing what the meeting was about, a smartphone giant went to visit a biological company, and fools know that the only intersection between the two companies is Yuli biological battery.

If this analysis is not clear, then Apple's stock price has risen by 20% after a few months of slump, which is the best response for investors - there is meat to eat with Kaos!

A few happy and a few worried, Lenovo Yang Yuanqing was worried that the advantages of the green leaf company that had just been established after Shen Huai's cooperation with Apple would no longer be there, so he repeatedly called Shen Huai to confirm the facts, and finally got a satisfactory answer.

Huawei, Xiaomi and other manufacturers are in danger, just a green leaf mobile phone is enough for them to have a headache, if Kaos is cooperating with Apple, then will it give people a way to live?

Cook was willing to commit himself to visiting Shen Huai in person, but Rebus couldn't sit still and went to Kaos's headquarters in person.

Three hours later, Rebus came out of the headquarters with a satisfied smile, and some experts analyzed that the curvature of Rebus's smile was the same as that of Cook's face.

Uncle Ren was anxious about the sales of Huawei PX1, and when he heard that Rebus went to see Shen Huai, he was so frightened that he took a plane to Jiangcheng overnight.

He didn't make an appointment with Shen Huai in advance, and he didn't have time to make an appointment in advance, the old man who was over seventy years old resorted to a bitter trick and sat at the door and waited!

Respecting the old and loving the young is the glorious tradition of the republic, how can you bear to let Uncle Ren wait at the gate?

In the scorching summer, the 60-year-old man who guarded the door led the 70-year-old Uncle Ren into the security room: "Uncle, are you lost again, do you have a phone card on your body?" Where is your home address, and can I help you contact your family? ”

Uncle Ren didn't speak, and the janitor didn't panic, he seemed to be very experienced, handed over a cloud smoke and said, "This Alzheimer's is still a little powerful, don't worry, think about where your home address is." ”

"You're uncle! You're just Alzheimer's! "Uncle Ren can't see others call him uncle, he is still young, and he is still taking the lead for the great Huawei company, how can he be an old man with a cigarette pot!

Just when Uncle Ren was almost sent to the welfare center, Mo Li walked out, fortunately, he saw Uncle Ren on TV.

was taken aback, "Alas, why did your old man come in person." "Hurry up and invite Old Man Ren into the office.

After three hours of secret talks, Uncle Ren left satisfied, and according to analysis, the arc of the smile on his face was so much higher than that of Rebus.

The impact of Cook's interview with Shen Huai also spread to the Republic of Taiwan Province on the other side of the strait.

(The following brain tonic Taiwanese accent focuses on all words: flat tongue + big tongue)

"Hello everyone, this is "Zhengjing Time-limited Batch", I am the host Peng Wenzheng."

"Hello everyone, friends, I'm commentator Zhou Yukou."

"I'm an old friend Li Jing."

Peng Wenzheng: "Recently, there is a news that has been hyped by China on the other side of the strait (never called the mainland), saying that Apple CEO Cook secretly visited Shen Huai, the boss of Kaos Bio, to seek cooperation with Kaos, what do you think about this matter? ”

Zhou Yukou (very excited): "How can it be cooperation!" Kaos is a scam company, everyone knows, he and the company that wants to do not want to (Peng Wenzheng corrected in a whisper: Lenovo) set up a green leaf mobile phone, this is not the name of the copycat Apple! ”

Li Jing (indignant): "'Ancient and modern Taiwan' all know that it is normal for copycat products to appear in China, unlike our HTC, which focuses on innovation, and even Apple and Samsung are afraid to rush to buy our patents!" I think Cook must have gone to China this time to fight fakes. ”

Peng Wenzheng (mocking tone): "With data analysis, the current pre-sale of Luye mobile phones has already exceeded 10 million units, which exceeds the pre-sale of IP8, what do you think." ”

Li Jing and Zhou Yukou burst into laughter.

Li Jing (very disdainful): "How is it possible! Data fraud! China even faked the Shenzhou-12 flight, and the astronauts took a few photos in the studio and talked about outer space, joke! What's so strange about a little data fraud, I can also fake that it sold 1100 million units. ”

Zhou Yukou (nodded in agreement): "Even if it is a green leaf mobile phone, it is also a feature phone, can China make a smart phone?" How can a country that can't eat tea and eggs make a mobile phone! Definitely not, their Huawei Xiaomi, there is enough evidence to show that it is refurbished and sold with smartphones eliminated by HTC in Taiwan. If there are so many pre-orders, why don't you see the people of Taiwan pre-ordering? ”

(It seems that I don't know the country and region where the green leaf mobile phone was first launched, and directly ignore Taiwan)

Peng Wenzheng agreed, "Maybe the feature phones of Green Leaf are also refurbished from the feature phones eliminated by HTC, and some experts indicate that their mobile phones are mainly sold to some poor and backward countries in Africa." ”

Zhou added: "China is also very backward, and they will also use their own copycat green leaf mobile phones. ”

Peng Wenzheng concluded: "Generally speaking, Cook went to China at this time to fight counterfeiting, and I believe that ZF will be able to severely punish copycat companies like Kaos!" ”

Peng Wenzheng flipped through the manuscript and said: "Okay, let me talk about the topic that Taiwanese passengers eat Master Kong's instant noodles at Shenzhen Railway Station, which has caused a large number of onlookers, and instant noodles are known as high-end food in China, and a large number of people can't afford to eat them." ”

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Soon, Luye mobile phone slapped the 'powerful' Taiwanese people in a resounding slap.

At the beginning of September 2018, according to the agreement between Shen Huai and Cook, the Luye mobile phone was released a week earlier than expected, avoiding Apple's first release time.

At this time, the number of pre-orders for the green leaf mobile phone network has reached 20 million units, of which the number of pre-orders for the American people has reached 7.5 million, and the purchase mentality is very eager.

On the evening of September 2, 2018, the Kaos Bio Experience Store in Manhattan, New York, reopened (ZF in the United States compromised and acquiesced, but did not open the license of Innova and parasitic chlorophyllin proteins), and the store was lined with people who did not have the pre-sale qualifications online and came to try their luck.

People were ready to queue up overnight with stools, small tents and bedding, and there were even large crowds with lovely lemons and green caps.

For these people, Kaos is not just a company, but a belief in their hearts. The arrival of lemons has brought infinite joy to their lives, and the application of parasitic chlorophyllin has also relieved their families from their illnesses, Kaos, the faith of life!