Chapter 410 Northern Scenery
Chapter 410 Northern Scenery
"Yo, what's the matter with Lao Li, to see me so late?"
As Yi Xiaofeng's frivolous words suddenly sounded, in the study where Li Shimin was, it was obvious that Li Shimin was choking on the teacup and just took a sip. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Hey, Lao Li, you are not too young, you can choke on a cup of tea, you are also a capable person!" Yi Xiaofeng's words were a little mocking, and he saw him sitting on the chair next to Li Shimin casually, stretching out his hand and picking up the snack without disagreeing.
"Well, it tastes good, the original taste, no added sugar, just a good reflection of the unique sugar of the ingredients themselves, although the taste is relatively light, but it fits your body very well, and it is good to eat more light!" Not only eating, Yi Xiaofeng also commented.
After the initial surprise of surprise, Li Shimin also slowly eased up, and after calming down, he picked up the teacup again, took a sip of tea, glanced at Yi Xiaofeng and said with a smile: "If Mr. is interested, then the cook will send it to you!" ”
"No, it's all people, send it around, have you asked other people's opinions?" Yi Xiaofeng finished the dim sum on the plate in a few bites, and waved his hand again and again to refuse.
"Huh...... I didn't expect Mr. to be such a forgiving person, but I was in vain! With a smile, Li Shimin apologized to Yi Xiaofeng.
"By the way, what's the matter with me looking for me so late?" Shrugging his shoulders, Yi Xiaofeng didn't react much to Li Shiming's apology from Corporal Lixian, and asked again.
Hearing this, Li Shimin groaned for a while, his face was cloudy and uncertain for a long time, and then he beat his hands as if he had made a lot of determination, gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, then I will be blunt, a month ago, I was in Mr. Wang's residence, and I heard the ...... 'Mrs. Tang'"
"I said, Lao Li, don't you think it's boring here? Why don't we talk about it in a better place? After looking around impatiently for a while, Yi Xiaofeng interrupted Li Shimin's words and asked.
"Haha, sir, good proposal!" Hearing this, Li Shimin laughed, and didn't care about Yi Xiaofeng's interruption of his words, and shouted loudly: "Someone!" ”
As soon as the words fell, Duan Hong led a few eunuchs and palace maids to walk in quickly with the footsteps that were not annoying just now, and after these people saluted Li Shimin, they were shocked to find that there was still a person sitting next to Li Shimin!
But they don't know how this man got in through them!
"Okay, Mr. Yi was invited by me, get ready, go to the pavilion in Dongyang River, Broken Hong, and bring it with you!" Li Shimin waved his sleeve robe and ordered.
"Yes!" Duan Hong glanced at Yi Xiaofeng vigilantly, and then slowly retreated towards Yi Xiaofeng, and at the same time made small movements for a few eunuchs next to him, when he saw that these eunuchs had surrounded Yi Xiaofeng in a semicircle, and Li Shimin also slowly moved away from Yi Xiaofeng, and changed clothes under the service of the maid, Duan Hong turned around and strode out of the room to prepare.
On the road......
Because Yi Xiaofeng refused to ride a horse because of his weight, Li Shimin had to accompany Yi Xiaofeng to the Dongyang River on two legs. Naturally, this road is not long, but it is not short, and it is impossible to walk with two roads without talking.
"Eh, Lao Li, has your name always been Li Shimin? When you were young, did you meet a lewd old Taoist priest who liked to stay in a nunnery, and shouted when he touched your head...... Oh my God, this is the legendary true dragon qi, which reminds me of that legend hundreds of years ago...... Then he asked, Xiaoyou, what's your last name? Li Ergou? Well, it's not a good name, so I'll give you a name. Okay, let's call it Li Shimin! ”
Li Shimin's upside-down words made Li Shimin reminisce for a long time before he finally understood that Yi Xiaofeng was asking him if he had experienced the prophecy of a master (Confucian theology, basically a political prophecy) when he was a child.
Just hearing this question, Li Shimin's originally smiling face stiffened slightly, and asked, "I don't know what Mr. means by this?" ”
"Oh, that's no! Hey, that's fine, after all, it's not too good for someone to have too high a force value, you just need to be the emperor in peace and stability and protect the country! With a long sigh, Yi Xiaofeng said in disappointment.
It's just that these words made Li Shimin puzzled, because of Yi Xiaofeng's question just now, he thought of the things that Tian Xiangzi and those people did between him and his brother.
"Hey, looking at you like this, you won't misunderstand me as Tian Xiangzi, right?" Yi Xiaofeng suddenly asked in surprise.
"Hehe, Mr. said he was smiling!" Li Shimin came back to his senses and forced a smile to himself.
"Cut, look at you smiling so reluctantly, that's it!" Yi Xiaofeng sneered, and said with a smile, "Okay, I won't do much if I call you Li Shimin!" ”
patted Li Shimin on the shoulder, Yi Xiaofeng gave Li Shimin a "you can rest assured" look, and turned his head to look at the Dongyang River that was already close in front of him.
"Yo, I was prepared!" Looking at the bright lights of the pavilion by the Dongyang River, Yi Xiaofeng smiled.
Hearing this, Li Shimin also forcibly buried what he had just said to Yi Xiaofeng, and said with a smile: "Yes, I thought that Mr. would come later, so I sent someone here early to prepare, but I didn't expect Mr. to come early!" ”
"Hey, there's no way......" Yi Xiaofeng sighed again, "At that time, I wanted to try to see if I could fall to death by jumping off the jade mountain, but the result was ...... You see, obviously I can't be killed. Then I saw that they were all down the mountain anyway, so come on! Then, I'll be early! ”
"First...... What a ...... sir. What an open-minded person! The amount of information was too much, Li Shimin spoke for a while before he reluctantly responded.
"The one who did not know what I had sent ......"
"Hello, isn't that?"
Hearing this, Li Shimin looked in the direction that Yi Xiaofeng was pointing, and sure enough, he saw a panting and muddy person, who was telling Duan Hongyu something.
After the man finished speaking, he saw Duan Hong looking at Li Shimin with a puzzled face, as if he wanted to come to tell him, but Li Shimin shook his head slightly, and Duan Hong had no choice but to give up, greet him, and let the little eunuch go down to rest.
Soon, a large army led by Yi Xiaofeng and Li Shimin came to the pavilion!
Of course, the only ones who could enter the pavilion were Yi Xiaofeng and Li Shimin, who originally wanted to come in, but after Li Shimin took a scroll that was carried by Broken Hong, he was sent away by Li Shimin and went to guard outside the pavilion.
"yes, that's where the talk goes!" After looking around, Yi Xiaofeng exclaimed, "There is wind, there is the moon, there is wine, tsk, but unfortunately there is no hot pot ......"
"Hot pot?" Li Shimin, who had just sat down, heard Yi Xiaofeng's last complaint, so he beckoned Duan Hong over and told him to prepare a "hot pot".
"Tut-tut......"
As soon as Jiehong left, as soon as Li Shimin turned around, he saw Yi Xiaofeng propped up on the table with one hand, his head on his hand, pouting, looking at him, and asking, "Corporal Lixian, there must be a request!" Say, what is it that makes the dignified Li Shimin do this to me, a person of unknown origin! ”
"Hehe, Mr. said he was smiling!" Hearing this, Li Shimin did not look embarrassed, but straightened his back and went directly to the point.
"A month ago, I heard in Mr.'s residence that Mr. said the word 'Mrs. Tang' in a strange dialect......" Between the words, Li Shimin had already inexplicably looked directly at Yi Xiaofeng's coming.
"I wonder what Mr. can help me to understand, what does this 'Mrs. Tang' mean?"
When Li Shimin asked this question, Yi Xiaofeng felt that he was eager to try.
"'Sugar too'? Did I say that? Oh, I guess I ate sugar at the time, and in our hometown dialect, 'sugar is too sweet'! Well, yes, that's it! Nodding, Yi Xiaofeng affirmed himself.
"Hahaha......" Li Shimin laughed three times before he said heartily, "Please also ask Mr. to read this handwritten book of mine and then answer me!" ”
After speaking, Li Shimin handed the scroll that had been holding him tightly in his hand just now to Yi Xiaofeng.
"Handwritten? Do you have your signature and seal? Curious, Yi Xiaofeng took it, slowly opened it, and asked happily, "This is a cultural relic, maybe you can buy eighteen million...... Well, let me see, how is this font inexplicably familiar? ”
The scroll opened, Yi Xiaofeng looked at it, and involuntarily read what was written on it......
"The scenery of the northern country, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow...... I-......" Yuan opened his eyes, Yi Xiaofeng screamed, and his gaze jumped to the last few lines of big characters......
"Tang Zong and Song Zu are slightly less coquettish. A generation of Tianjiao, Genghis Khan, only knows how to bend the bow and shoot the eagle. All the past, count the romantic characters, and look at the present! ”
"Huh...... Can I swear? With a twitching smile on the corner of his mouth, Yi Xiaofeng then looked down at the small characters below, and sure enough, they were all annotations of the big characters above.
Of course, the words of this great man, as long as those who have gone to junior high school in Huaxia have learned it, so the meaning of the words is not too difficult, and what is written on it can be understood by those who have read a little book.
But now Yi Xiaofeng looked at "Tang Dynasty Song Ancestor: that is, Tang Taizong Li Shimin and Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin, Tang Taizong Li Shimin is the second emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin is the founding emperor of the Northern Song Dynasty. Both were emperors who governed the country very well. In modern times, it is also used to express the high expectations of elders for young people. At the time of this annotation, Yi Xiaofeng was almost ...... No, it was already messy, as if he didn't know the simplified characters written in Song style.
"Hey, I can't think of it, I can't think of it, I can't think of it!"
Yi Xiaofeng looked at the scroll like this for a long time, and then slowly rolled up the scroll with a sigh and handed it back to Li Shimin, and at the same time looked at him with tears and smiled and asked, "I don't know what I should call you?" ”
"Well......" But after hearing Yi Xiaofeng's words, Li Shimin frowned and asked rhetorically, "What does Mr. mean by this?" ”
"Okay, don't pretend, didn't you take this thing out just to show your identity?" Pointing to the scroll impatiently, Yi Xiaofeng sighed and said, "I'm here to make it clear to you now, I'm not interested in your throne, I'm just bored and want to find something to do!" ”
"It's not that you don't know what Datang means to us in Huaxia! Hey, if it weren't for Li Longji's stupidity, there would have been no Anshi Rebellion...... Maybe......" As he spoke, Yi Xiaofeng took a deep breath......
The air flow of the gazebo suddenly drilled towards Yi Xiaofeng's nostrils, and the whining wind blew, and even the various plates on the table flew up because of the turbulent air flow brought by Yi Xiaofeng.
"This ...... This ......" When Li Shimin opened his eyes and couldn't even say anything in horror, Yi Xiaofeng reacted!
"Hehe......" When he landed, the turbulent airflow disappeared, and he saw Yi Xiaofeng say with an apologetic smile, "I'm sorry, I'm excited for a while!" ”
"Ahem...... It's okay, it's okay......" Hearing this, Li Shimin also coughed dryly because of his gaffe just now, and then waved his hand and drove back the guards who were about to come up.
After a while, the two of them were silent......
Li Shimin arched his hand at Yi Xiaofeng and said, "Please also ask Mr. to solve my doubts!" ”
"Puzzled? What is the solution? Yi Xiaofeng was puzzled, "I told you why you can't use a hydrogen bomb to wash away the nuclear contamination caused by the atomic bomb, I guess you can't understand it!" ”
"This ......" Li Shimin really didn't hear what Yi Xiaofeng meant, so he had to sigh hard, wanting to raise his glass and take a sip of wine, but he helplessly found that the table was in a mess and the wine was spilled.
With another long sigh, Li Shimin slowly got up, walked slowly to the pavilion with his hands behind his back, raised his head to look at the bright moon in the sky, and then sighed again, and then slowly said.
"It all started with a dream I had when I was a child!"
"Dreams?"
"Yes, one...... A dream that is both real and illusory! ”
"Spring dreams without a trace?"
Li Shimin didn't answer this, and even because of the qi knot, he could clearly see his clenched fists, and his body trembled.
"At that time, I felt a cold and had a high fever for more than seven consecutive days, and the famous doctors invited by the Emperor Taishang at that time were helpless. Just when everyone, including me, was about to give up, I had that dream......"
Li Shimin's words became a little confused.
"That dream was so real, I felt like I had gone to a land of immortals, where there were towering buildings, ironclad carriages that walked without horses, iron birds that fluttered their wings, and so many fetishistic objects that I couldn't even think of......"
"But strangely, in that dream, I seemed to be possessed by another ...... I. ”
In his recollections, Li Shimin even changed his self-title.
"I watched him take me to sit in an iron carriage full of people, and the iron carriage walked for a long time before I came to a place with many children, and it was supposed to be a school, but it was that big!"
Later, he took me and began to study under the guidance of a female gentleman. It's just that I don't understand much what they say, some of the vocabulary is plausible, and even most of the words I learn are lacking in pen and drawing. And then I saw it......"
Li Shimin turned his head and looked at the scroll he had placed on the table, and was silent for a long time.
"When I saw my name, suddenly a force came at me in all directions, and I only had time to forcibly write down the words I saw...... That force knocked me out of ...... I pulled it out and later ...... Then I woke up! ”
Seeing that Yi Xiaofeng listened to his narration and stiffened the action of stuffing snacks into his mouth, Li Shimin smiled.
Later, Yun Ye appeared, and I also asked Yun Ye on the side, but Yun Ye's answer surprised me! It turned out ......"
"It turns out that what I saw in my dream turned out to be Bai Yujing!"
"It turns out that you are not crossing, but reverse!"
Yi Xiaofeng and Li Shimin's words sounded at the same time.
"What?"
"Nothing? You go on! I'm listening! ”
Glancing at Yi Xiaofeng suspiciously, Li Shimin sat back again, and sighed: "That dream has plagued me for many years, and I haven't told anyone about it, until I heard Mr. say the word 'Mrs. Tang' a month ago, and I finally made up my mind to come to Mr. to solve my doubts!" ”
"Why don't you find Yun Ye?" Yi Xiaofeng picked a large piece of snack from the scattered snacks on the table and stuffed it into his mouth and asked.
"I don't know!" Li Shimin smiled bitterly.
"Don't know?" Hearing this, Yi Xiaofeng also chuckled.
Clapping his hands and slapping off the dim sum residue on his hands, Yi Xiaofeng took out a thick book from his arms, tore off the front part, tore off the middle part, and then tore off the back part, and threw the few remaining parts to Li Shimin.
"What is this?"
"History of the Tang Dynasty"
Li Shimin's pupils shrank, his hand holding the book shook, he took a deep breath, and turned the first page tremblingly......
Sure enough, it was "History of the Tang Dynasty......
"Gaozu Shenyao Great Sage Daguangxiao Emperor Zhiyuan, the word Shude, the surname Li, Longxi Chengji is also ......"
Whether it is the first sentence of the opening sentence of "Old Tang Book" or "New Tang Book", it starts with the introduction of Li Yuan, and Yi Xiaofeng does the same according to the convention, but unlike the official history that he asked Zero to record, the "History of the Tang Dynasty" "compiled" by Yi Xiaofeng still has some traces of romance.
But none of this matters, as long as the reader reads it well!
It was also when Li Shimin was concentrating and concentrating on reading "History of the Tang Dynasty" that Duan Hong led the palace maid to come over with the kind of hot pot with carbon in the middle.
"Come on, clean up, over here, put it here!" Yi Xiaofeng took the initiative to take the hot pot over, and at the same time commanded the palace maids to go around to the direction where he was sitting, without getting close to Li Shimin, put the ingredients away, and beckoned, "Well, go down, Your Majesty the Emperor is chasing the book I wrote now, don't disturb him!" ”
"Your Majesty......" Obviously, Broken Hong does not believe in evil!
"Get out!" Sure enough, before Duan Hong could officially speak, he saw Li Shimin angrily close the book, kicked on Duan Hong, and roared.
"Yes." Rolling around on the ground, Duan Hong didn't care, hurriedly prostrate on the ground, made a gesture to the palace maids, and carefully exited the pavilion.
Only Yi Xiaofeng and Li Shimin were left in the pavilion.
At this time, Yi Xiaofeng was quietly soaking in hot pot.
Li Shimin was sweating profusely, looking at "History of the Tang Dynasty" uncertainly.
People always say that time waits for no one, so many people always do it carefully when they encounter something worth cherishing.
Li Shimin didn't know if the emperors after him had such a strange experience, but he knew that the emperors before him definitely didn't have the experience he has today.
The Tang Dynasty was established in a hurry for 12 years, and as the second emperor of the Tang Dynasty, he actually saw the history books of the Tang Dynasty in a pavilion next to the hot pot on the table of the pavilion.
This kind of strange experience should be something to be cherished!
So although Li Shimin was sweating profusely, he was not irritated by this, so he looked very carefully, especially when he finished reading his father's part, his hands trembled and turned to the part that belonged to him.
At this time, in the breeze under the bright moonlight, you can see Li Shimin's pupils shrinking into pintips, and the atmosphere is so dignified and dignified......
Eh, it doesn't seem to be too dignified, after all, the person on the other side of the table in the gazebo is still eating hot pot.
"Break Hong and bring another twenty catties of rice wine!" As if he was greeting a waiter, Yi Xiaofeng shouted at Duan Hong, who was looking worriedly at the gazebo.
Hearing this "greeting", Duan Hong solemnly looked at Li Shimin for a while, but he didn't get the order, so he didn't move, and he was quietly there, motionless.
I don't know how long it has been......
"Duan Hong, where is the rice wine I want? There is also meat, vegetables, and it's almost finished, why don't you serve it yet? Yi Xiaofeng greeted again.
Of course, Li Shimin, who was fascinated by reading, still had no order, and Duan Hong still didn't move.
"Eh, eh...... Don't look at it, why are the people in charge of you so lazy? I've shouted twice to serve the food, but there is no response! ”
Impatient, Yi Xiaofeng got up and snatched the book from Li Shimin's hand, and complained for most of the day but found that Li Shimin did not respond for a long time.
"Eh, eh...... What's so stupid? Put the chopsticks in his mouth with his right hand, and then buckle Li Shimin's veins......
"Except for a little high blood pressure, the body is okay!" Letting go of his hand, Yi Xiaofeng shook his hand in front of Li Shimin's eyes, "Hey, the soul is back, Li Shimin, the soul is back......"
Yi Xiaofeng originally just wanted to pretend to be forced to use Qu Yuan's fu.
But he forgot that the name of the article from which "The Soul Returns" is "The Conjuring"!
So I didn't know that Yi Xiaofeng was pretending to be forced to break Hong, and when he heard these four words with the sound of the wind, he suddenly stood up, turned from static, lowered his head and rushed to the pavilion, and the whole person hugged the frozen Li Shimin, rolled to the side, and then there was a roar......
"Shoot ......"
"Bang ......"
"Bang ......"
Two eight-bull crossbow bowstrings resounded in the night sky almost at the same time......
"Whoosh......"
"Whoosh......"
Two crossbow arrows that were about the same size as guns that tore through the air almost at the same time shot straight at Yi Xiaofeng......
"Bell ......"
Two strange metal crashes sounded almost simultaneously.
"Pop ......"
"Pop ......"
There were two more sounds of wooden poles shattering at the same time......
"Whoosh ......"
Immediately afterwards, the impermeable arrows covered the entire pavilion with a torrential "shower", and it was impossible to see a little scenery in the pavilion under the already somewhat dark night sky.
The cover of the arrows lasted for half an hour...... Eh, half of the incense, until the stone pavilion collapsed, the covering of the arrow stopped.
"Calm and then be quiet, be quiet and then be safe, and then be able to think!"
"Come on, Yi Xiaofeng, you can do it!"
"Someone hit you with a cold weapon, you can't return it with a nuclear bomb, right?"
"Then I also use cold weapons?"
"Yes, I can use a cold weapon, I can use a cold weapon to return it, ha, I'm such a genius!"
"Hey, come out, my cold weapon!"
The voice is getting more and more manic and cold!
With this summoning, another warm light flashed, and a cold cold air emerged from the pavilion and quickly expanded.
"Ga Zhi Zhi ......"
As the Dongyang River froze due to the sudden low temperature, the people who shot the arrows on the land just now naturally all froze into popsicles......
"Hey, Zero, I'm killing someone, right?"
"Yes."
"How many killed?"
"According to the tests, a total of 213."
"Is Li Shimin in there?"
"According to the test, there is none."
"Oh, that's good, go back and see the test results!"
The voice just now suddenly became clear and flirtatious again.
After finishing speaking, the pavilion that had become a ruin, with a bang, a bang, a mist drifted by, and the people who had become popsicles around the pavilion also fell to the ground in pieces.