Everyone knows that Shang Rafter, that is, our Great Zombie Teacher, is a complete dead house.

So here's the problem. According to the usual plot routine, shouldn't the protagonists with otaku attributes all be cooking skills MAX, or at least barbecue skills MAX? But the facts tell us...... As an orthodox dead house, you can't expect him to make the legendary glowing cuisine...... At least for a person who has the money to order takeout and no money to nibble on compressed biscuits, cooking is a floating cloud.

"I'm European! I don't want to eat salted fish again! If I eat salted fish again, my whole body will become salted fish! Shang Rafter, who had already changed into the navy uniform with five stars on the villain boss index, roared angrily at the plate full of salted fish in front of him.

On the day of seeing off Cai Wenjie, Shang Rafter took his two shipwives out to sweep the nearby resources, anyway, it was public money to eat and drink, and ran back and forth a few times, and finally filled the resource warehouse. However, the problem of eating was solved, but the rafter, who has always been insensitive to food, clothing, housing and transportation, forgot about his eating problem.

Tangshan City is a coastal city, located in the former Caofeidian port area of Shuguang Town Shoufu is facing the sea, tired of running and did not want to go out of the business rafters began to rely on the sea to eat the sea life, so ...... In two days, this is the sixth salted fish meal he has faced!

"Admiral, do you want some? For a change of taste, crunchy, chicken flavor! Beizhai looked at the whole person exuding the smell of salted fish, and the admiral of his own family with a sad face generously took out a large piece of steel ingot from the ship's space and handed it over.

"No, thank you. Let's not talk about whether I can bite or not, if I really eat this thing, I probably won't have to eat anything for the rest of my life. Glancing at the silver steel ingot in Beizhai's hand, the sweaty merchant rafter decisively declined the girl's kindness.

"So is the Admiral going out next?" Bismarck elegantly wiped the steel filings from his mouth, stood up and reminded his admiral: "Since you want to go out, why don't you go to Tianjin next door?" ”

"What are you doing there?" Shang Rafter leaned on the table and asked weakly.

"Didn't Colonel Cai Wenjie come from the imperial capital to ask you for help two days ago? Has the Admiral forgotten? Bismarck stared at a certain salted fish with a serious face, as if he had said, if you dared to say that you had forgotten, you would be dead! As an excellent soldier, Bismarck took commitment very seriously. Now that you have accepted the task, you must complete it!

"Uh...... No no! That crusade in the late stage of secondary disease, by the way, what's that thing called? 'My day? ’”

For the self-proclaimed "Demon King" in the late stage of the second disease, Shang Rafter still has a little impression.

"No, the target is not called Wu Ritian." Bismarck seriously corrected the mistake of the rafter, and by the way, re-clarified the personal information of the target person: "Wu Hao, male, 18 years old, Han nationality, late stage of secondary and second disease, acquired the ability after the end of the apocalypse - 'magic sword creation', currently in the ruins of Tianjin to establish himself as the king, the crime of murder, rape ♂, molestation of underage girls, treason, anti (meow) human crimes, can be killed on the spot." ”

"What age did this attack on little Lori?" After hearing the words "molesting underage girls", Shang Rafter subconsciously asked.

“…… 8 years old. Bismarck replied after recalling the contents of Cai Wenjie's document.

Shang Rafter exclaimed: "Fellow Daoists! ”

"In order to prevent the Admiral from going astray, should I still kill my relatives in the next place?" Bismarck picked up a "well" on his forehead and casually took out 380 large pipes against someone's head.

"No, I mean, such a frenzied scumbag is so enviable...... Cough! Hate! Shang Rafter was nervous, and accidentally said the true feelings in his heart, although even if he changed his words, but for the extremely sensitive facial features of the ship's mother......

"It turns out that the Admiral is Lolicon? Oh~ The dead house is disgusting. Beizhai, who was sitting on the side chewing steel and watching the play, looked at the business rafters with the eyes of seeing something dirty.

"Only you, the sister control lily otaku, are not qualified to say this!" The business rafters roared.

"That'...... That...... Who is the Admiral...... Is it the royal sister control? Bismarck suddenly interjected a little shyly. Does Admiral like girls with big breasts? So can such boobs satisfy the Admiral? Ahhh What the hell am I thinking?! ”

"No, I'm in control." Shang Rafter touched the chin that had shaved his beard under Bismarck's strong request of "a soldier, you should look like a soldier" two days ago, and looked at the girl with a crimson face, although she felt a little strange in her heart, but she still answered seriously.

"Oh~ Is the Admiral a hentai?" Bei Zhai quickly took two steps back and looked at his admiral with disgust.

"Cat, you give a review, what's wrong with the man hentai? Yes! What's wrong?! The rafter grabbed Bismarck's 380 pipe against his head.

"Uh......" Bismarck hesitated, "to say this in front of a girl...... Admiral, you are indeed a man of courage. So, can you let go of my ship's loadout? ”

"Oh." Hearing this, Shang Rafter let go of the 380 big pipe he was holding, and then he saw Bismarck take out a towel from somewhere, and began to wipe the ship's uniform seriously. Well, if he's not mistaken, that place is where he was just hugging.

"Mom, my heart hurts! Why does my ship's mother just not understand the romance of men? Shang Rafter clutched his chest, crying bitterly as if he had been stabbed in the young heart.

North House: "...... I don't know this person. ”

Bismarck sighed helplessly, "Lord Admiral, generally speaking, a normal man's romance is not to be a hentai ......"

Shang Rafter was silent with a tear, and when he opened his eyes, he opened the "Admiral File" by the way:

Name: Shang Rafter

Grade: LV9

Military Rank: Private of the Upper Rank

Affiliation: Dawning Town Guard

Force: Doom Fleet

Resources: 632 bombs, 14,675 oil, 876993 steel, 76,325 aluminum

Ship Niang: Tirpitz (LV5); Bismarck (LV7)

Glancing at the huge number of resources on the file, but lacking an extremely unbalanced amount of resources, Shang Rafter gritted his teeth and shouted: "I want to turn grief and anger into motivation!" I'm going to build big! I'm going to bet on a shipwreck who understands me! ”

"So what type of ship does the Admiral want to build? As far as I know, I have not been able to understand the existence of your ship's mother...... No, it should be said that as long as you are a normal person, you will not understand, right? Bismarck looked at someone who was already going crazy, rubbed his brow with a headache, and persuaded the admiral, who was already demonic, to give up this unreliable idea.

It's not that she doesn't want to have a few more girls in the town guard mansion to divide up the admiral, but the main thing is that the idea of her own admiral is really ...... Even if you gamble all your resources, you won't have that kind of ship, right? Something that doesn't exist at all, no matter how much you gamble, it can't happen! Why didn't the Admiral understand?

"Alas~ Why don't you just knock the Admiral unconscious?" Bismarck pondered the feasibility of this approach.

Beizhai pulled the corner of Bismarck's clothes: "Sister, the admiral has already gone to build the factory, why don't we go and take a look?" ”

Bismarck: "Huh?! ”