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"I bought an ice cube for a dollar, hahaha......" Sun Feihu's laughter is too low, he can laugh at anything. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"It's too expensive." Wang played very aggrieved.
Jiang Yitong licked the Sprite popsicle: "It's very cheap, get it in the Sahara Desert for a hundred." ”
Li also came: "Miss Yitong, I want one too." ”
Jiang Yitong held the refrigerator door: "One dollar for one." ”
"Do you still want money?"
"Of course I want money," Sun Feihu said with a smile: "You don't see that I don't have it?" ”
Hearing this, the king was happy to play ball, so he had a popsicle to lick: "Haw, haw..."
"Popsicles ready? I'll taste it too. Jiang Meiru walked over with a smile. Seeing Sun Feihu and Li playing balls standing: "Why don't you eat?" ”
Sun Feihu frowned: "I can't afford to eat without money." ”
"Still want money?" Jiang Meiru giggled: "Xiaotong, do you want to drill into the eyes of money like this?" ”
Jiang Yitong said: "I am the income of my labor, and I have been busy all morning." ”
Jiang Meiru smiled: "Then mom cooks for you every day, do you have to pay me for my work?" ”
"Of course," Jiang Yitong said: "But the previous ones don't count, everything starts today." From now on, we will trade fairly, and I will pay everyone when everyone pays. But everyone has to pay for eating popsicles. ”
Li hit the ball and said: "Miss Yitong, what are you doing, who still needs money now." ”
Jiang Yitong said: "I haven't made any money when I'm so old, I want to feel the feeling of self-reliance." ”
Jiang Meiru thought for a while: "I remember the wallet I looked at there, and it seemed to have money in it." ”
"It's this wallet." Wang took out a wallet, "It's only one dollar, let me buy popsicles." ”
The more people surrounded, the more and more people surrounded, and finally the people in the granary surrounded Jiang Yitong and the refrigerator, and there was a posture of poor peasants staring at the landlord.
Jiang Yitong protected: "What are you doing, you want to rob?" ”
Jiang Meiru said: "On such a hot day, it's not bad to grab a popsicle to eat." ”
Sun Feihu said: "Madame is so right. You have to grab a popsicle on such a hot day. ”
"Grab the popsicle! Grab the popsicle! Slogans were shouted.
Jiang Yitong said: "Forget it, if you don't have money to buy it, let's pay it on credit first." The king went to get a notebook and a pen when he played the ball. ”
Next:
"Brother Tiger has ten popsicles on credit and owes ten yuan."
"Li played three popsicles on credit, three yuan."
"Xiaowen gives a popsicle on credit, two yuan..."
"Miss, what's the two yuan of mine?"
"You have Huiyuan Kidney Treasure, so it's expensive."
Everyone: "......"
Li played the ball and said suddenly: "I also have a Huiyuan Kidney Treasure on credit, I have been urinating frequently at night recently, my waist and knees are sore, and my kidneys are weak." ”
Everyone: "......"
In the end, everyone ate a few popsicles on credit. Jiang Yitong sat on the sofa with a popsicle in his mouth, blowing an electric fan, and pulling the account book to settle the accounts: "A total of ninety-eight yuan, profit rolling, donkey rolling..."
Throwing down the ledger and looking at his white and tender lotus arms: "It's not good to have an electric fan to blow, I don't sweat at all, and I'm too lazy to take a shower." ”
As he was talking, the wind suddenly decreased, Jiang Yitong turned his head to see that the fan slowed down, and finally stopped rotating.
"What's going on? King Playing Ball? Lee playing? ”
Hearing Jiang Yitong call them, the two ran into the living room as soon as possible: "Miss Yitong? ”
"What's going on, why doesn't the fan turn?"
"I don't know." Wang hit the ball and said, "It should be a power outage, right?" ”
Lee hit the ball and said: "How can there be a power outage? ”
The fan stopped spinning, and everyone was hot out.
Jiang Yitong, Wang Daqiu, and Li Daqiu entered the engine room and found that the generator had stopped running.
"Why don't you turn around?"
"I don't know."
Jiang Yitong looked at the two of them: "Didn't you learn from Hou Junjie?" ”
"Hou Junjie also told us what is going on?"
"I guess that Hou Junjie didn't think about it, right?"
Jiang Yitong said: "Try to get it away again." ”
"Okay." Next, Wang and Li played a ball around the generator to make a drum, but they couldn't start at all.
Jiang Yitong said: "Is this generator broken?" ”
Lee hitball: "No, this is the new generator." ”
Wang played the ball and said: "This is not necessarily, last time I bought an air conditioner, and you forgot that there was a problem in a few days?" ”
Lee hit the ball and said, "So the generator is really bad?" The quality is also poor. What kind of relatives are you, and what products are you selling? ”
"Don't talk nonsense." Jiang Yitong said: "I'll go get another one, will you pretend?" ”
"No, it won't." Wang hit the ball and Li hit the ball and shook their heads: "Hou Junjie didn't teach us this." ”
"And what did he teach you?"
"He taught me how to refuel on time, how to start, and told us not to move this and not to touch that."
"That's all?"
"Hmm."
"That's the same as not handing it over." Jiang Yitong was speechless.
Wang played the ball and said: "I knew that I would learn from him like this." ”
Li hit the ball and said: "Who knew that Zhang Hong would do that kind of thing to his wife? Otherwise, just call Hou Junjie over and solve it. ”
Jiang Yitong said: "It's not a big deal, isn't it just an electrician?" Yes, I'm going to find one and come back. ”
Wang hit the ball and said: "It's hard to find, and if you find someone, it may not be an electrician." Now these skilled talents are scarce. ”
"No wonder Zhang Hong, this bastard, raised so many people, for this, right?" Jiang Yitong thought.
Wang played the ball and said: "It must be like this, just like that gratuitous king, I usually keep it, and I don't know if I will use it one day." ”
Jiang Yitong: "What is gratuitous, that's Meng Weijun." ”
"Oh, yes, yes, Meng Weijun"
"How so?" Jiang Yitong wiped a handful of sweat: "I'm sweating again, oops, my popsicle!" ”
"Sell popsicles, sell popsicles......"
"Brother Tiger, do you want popsicles?"
Sun Feihu grinned: "Don't." ”
"Lee plays, do you want it?"
Li shook his head: "It's too expensive to eat." ”
Jiang Yitong said: "There is no money to take credit, come on, ten per person." ”
"I really can't afford it, and I will have to pay the water and electricity bills to Miss Yitong in the future."
"You guys saw the power outage on purpose, how can you be like this? Forget it, it's nine cents, how about it? Don't want nine cents? Wang Playing Ball, Xiaowen, you must be able to eat. ”
Wang played: "I am poor and can't afford to eat." ”
Xiaowen: "If it's a dime... Not bad. ”
"A dime? It's an international joke. You don't want me to eat it myself. Jiang Yitong opened the refrigerator and took out a popsicle, "Whoever buys a popsicle, buys one is a member, buys two is a level 2 member, and buys ten platinums at a time." The higher the membership, the better the discount. ”
Everyone: "......"
"Neither? I don't want to eat it myself. On such a hot day, it's so blissful to eat a popsicle. Do you want? Whoever buys popsicles, I bow to him. ”
Everyone: "......"
Wang hit the ball and was the first to defect: "Hey, hey, hey, I'll buy it." ”
"Okay, Wang playball, we're in a group from today on. I'll keep five of these boxes of popsicles, and I'll sell you the rest. ”
"Huh!?" Wang was stunned. How long does he have to be a slave for this box of popsicles?