Chapter 100: Chartered Fathers and Chartered Daughters-in-law
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"Huh! Isn't this Xiao Zhu! Xiao Zhu has actually grown taller again! Come, do you want the charter company to check your health? ”
With an obscene voice, known as Yang Guo, the Taijiquan successor chartered the public, holding a fritter in one hand, and came to the dress store where Jiang Wen was.
The charter man who entered the small shop tiptoed over to Ah Sheng, who was standing at the door, and then slapped Ah Sheng's ass with a wicked smile.
"Hmm!" Ah Sheng, who was hit by a blow, then turned his head with a disgusted face, "Charter Gong!" , how bad are you! ”
The charter man blushed, and he touched Ah Sheng's chest again with a drunken look, "Good or bad!" How bad! ”
Ah Sheng twisted his ass to dodge, while holding his chest and laughing coquettishly, "Hehe." Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss about the charter man. ”
"Brother Sheng." Just as Jiang Wen watched the two fighting, a bucktooth girl walked out of the inner room of the dress shop.
After throwing a wink at Jiang Wen on the side, Bucktooth Mei smiled charmingly and said, "Brother Sheng, the fork of this cheongsam, I want to open a high point." ”
The charter man looked at Ah Zhen gesturing on his body, and suddenly pointed behind her and said, "Oh, Ah Zhen, there are shooting stars!" ”
"Where?" Hearing this, Ah Zhen instinctively turned around. As soon as Ah Zhen turned around, the charter man immediately put his head to Ah Zhen's face.
"Ah Zhen, you're real!" When she saw Ah Zhen turn around, she was caught off guard and kissed her on the face. The charter man was stunned and hit a rake.
"The charter man is so annoying! People are ignoring you! Looking at Ah Zhen, who hurriedly ran out, the charter man tilted his head and laughed loudly, "Ah Zhen, don't go!" Let's talk a little longer. ”
Seeing Ah Zhen running farther and farther, the charter man touched the place where he had just been kissed with a strange smile, and then turned around to leave.
The charter man who was about to walk out of the door looked at Jiang Wen who was smiling on the side, and asked curiously, "Eh! The little brother is very faceless! You're wearing expensive clothes, aren't they? Then he said as he raised his greasy hand and touched the corner of Jiang Wen's clothes.
Jiang Wen watched his movements, took a slightly wrong step back, and dodged, "Friend, don't be so enthusiastic." ”
The charter man looked at Jiang Wen's face, wiped his hand on his body, and said with a smile, "It's rude, see the smile, see the smile." ”
Jiang Wen nodded after hearing this, then turned around and walked into the fried shop opposite.
Looking at Jiang Wen's departing figure, the charter man asked Ah Sheng suspiciously, "Ah Sheng, is this your friend?" ”
Ah Sheng sighed while cleaning up the rags on the dressing table, "If I had such a rich friend, I would still need to make clothes for people here!" ”
"Goodmaoning, what do you want to eat?" The stall owner heard the footsteps behind him and asked without looking back.
"Let's have a bowl of noodles." Sitting at the stall of the fried ghost, Jiang Wen said to the fried ghost who was rolling noodles.
"Okay, wait a minute." After saying this, the fried ghost put down the dough in his hand and used a bamboo pole more than two meters long to roll out the dough for Jiang Wen.
Looking at the skillful movements of the fried ghost, Jiang Wen asked curiously, "What are you rolling dough with such a long bamboo pole for?" Is it better than the small noodles and the noodles that are made out? ”
After listening to Jiang Wen's question, the fried ghost replied, "Yes sir, the usage of each rolling pin is actually different, and the noodles made with this one in my hand are the strongest in terms of taste." ”
Jiang Wen looked at the action of the fried ghost and asked with a smile, "It's really amazing, it's amazing." I just don't know if with the boss's rolling skills for so many years, if you put a spear or wooden stick in your hand, you can use it!
"Hehe, Mr. said it was funny, I'm just a poor ghost who sells fried noodles, how can I think so much!"
Jiang Wen sighed when he heard this, "Yes! What a shame for these good hands! If you were born hundreds of years ago, you would have to be a brave warrior! It's a pity, it's a pity that now you actually have to sell some fried noodles for a living! Hey, what a bad time! ”
With Jiang Wen's words, the hands of the fried ghost trembled involuntarily, and then, the two fell into silence.
,, "Chartered mother!" Chartered mother! How can there be no water? Just when Jiang Wen secretly thought that this was really the land of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, a young man with half of his butt exposed and washing his hair shouted loudly upstairs.
With these words, there was a rush of footsteps on the stairs. After a while, a fat woman with a full hair card, wearing pajamas, appeared in front of everyone's eyes.
"You don't need money for water! You poor ghosts, one by one, can't even pay the rent, and you still want water! ”
Looking at the charter lady in front of him, the guy with half of his ass exposed, said unconvinced, "But my head is only half washed, why did you turn off the water!" ”
Hearing this, the charter lady held a cigarette in her mouth, pointed at the onlookers around her, and said, "What are you looking at?" I tell you, I don't just close it now, from tomorrow, every Monday, 35, every 135, 246 is also indirect water supply, I see what you can do with me! ”
After saying this, the charter lady said disdainfully to the people around her who were constantly complaining, "What do you want to do with slanted eyebrows and crooked eyes, all ghosts crying wolves?" Look for death! I think you're tired of being alive. ”
At this time, the fried ghost who looked up and looked out, saw the charter wife looking at him, nodded with a smile and said hello, "Goodmao Ning, charter wife." ”
Listening to the fried ghost's mouthful of English, the charter lady raised her head and replied viciously, "My old mother! If you don't pay the rent today, I will burn down your shop and let you get out of the pig cage area. ”
After training the charter wife of the fried ghost, she turned her head and scolded Ah Sheng who was standing outside with a smile on her face, "Laugh, don't you have to pay rent if you laugh!" Why don't you get back to work, you old rabbit. ”
Seeing Ah Sheng cover his face and run in, the charter wife scolded the coolie who was carrying the sack and walking past him, "With such strength, you deserve to be a coolie for the rest of your life!" You owe me a few months of rent, and you don't even know how to say hello in the morning, so it's good to be tired of you bastard. ”
Jiang Wen, who was sitting in the fried noodle restaurant, looked at the unwilling coolie, and after returning to the noodle restaurant, he was stunned, looking at the fried ghost who was in a daze with his rolling pin, and showed a knowing smile.
The charter wife, who was very powerful, planned to return home with a proud face after teaching the group of poor ghosts downstairs.
"Hey, dead ghost, what are you doing here?" The charter wife looked at her husband who was sneaking outside the women's bathhouse and asked viciously.
"Let's see if there's a pervert coming here to peek!" After saying this, the charter man asked the woman who had just walked out of the bathhouse, "Eh, Aunt Liu, have you seen a pervert?" ”
Aunt Liu, who heard the voice, silently pointed to the charter man who pretended to be a righteous face.
"Hey, Aunt Liu, if you don't have any evidence, don't point your fingers, otherwise be careful that I will accuse you of slander!"
The charter lady listened to the explanation in her ear, looked at the red lip prints left by the charter man when he was just kissed by Ah Zhen, and slowly, raised a fist as big as a sandbag.