Chapter 904: Overlord Prostitution

After throwing the card to Stark, Peter joked: "This is something you made yourself, a very nice little card, you can actually get some discounts in many places, oh my God!" Tony, you may not know that when Aunt Mei and I were shopping for furniture a few days ago, we actually gave me a triple discount with a card. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Hearing Peter's words, the corners of Stark's mouth twitched, the card is not only an identity card to enter here, but also a status symbol, with this thing, in the Stark store or a company that has cooperation with the Stark Group, you can get a discount, which is also a benefit that Stark gives to the Avengers.

Of course, he didn't know that this guy Peter was going to sweep the goods with his Aunt Mei after learning about it.

"Wait, boy, are you an adult? Under U.S. law, you can't drink alcohol now. Looking at Peter's glass, Stark scoffed.

"Really? I'm so sorry, I just had my coming-of-age yesterday, oh my God! Didn't you get my invitation yesterday? I'm really sorry, maybe yesterday's coming-of-age ceremony was the most boring day, if Tony could attend, at least it would be a lot more interesting, for example, American supermodels and female celebrities will break their heads to attend my coming-of-age ceremony. "Peter and Stark have always been at odds with each other, arguing as soon as they meet.

"Okay, you're really a problem boy, Peter, you can tell me, aren't you supposed to be in S.H.I.E.L.D. right now? Could it be that Fury will let you take the holidays? Steve stopped the two guys from arguing, otherwise this would probably become a battlefield for these two people, and immediately interjected and asked Peter.

Peter rarely comes here, and although he is a member of the Avengers, he often spends his time in S.H.I.E.L.D. where Fury's training and missions are based.

"Oh my God! Captain, haven't you been notified? Peter said with a shocked look.

Steve and the others were very confused, is there any bad news for this kid?

"What the hell notice?" Stark frowned, he had a bad idea in his heart, could it be that the one-eyed dragon had some task to give them? It's still that kind of world-class disaster, and you won't have to face those unknown aliens, or even more terrifying creatures!

Thinking about the group of pythons and dragons he faced not long ago, Stark shuddered in his heart, he would rather face a nuclear bomb than deal with that kind of creature again.

"I'm sorry, it looks like Mr. Fury forgot to tell you, Shet, this is a terrible thing......"

Before Peter could finish speaking, Stark said to Steve, "Look, Captain, our little spider is swearing, it's too bad, you have to use your great character to impress him, he doesn't learn well at such a young age." ”

"Damn Tony, do you want to fight?" Pet craned his neck like an aggressive rooster, and he thought Stark's words were an insult and a provocation to him, he was already an adult, and he had Mary Jane countless times now.

"Hey, are you all crazy? We should listen to what Peter said about S.H.I.E.L.D., as a great god, my feelings tell me that this matter is not simple, and it may not be necessary that S.H.I.E.L.D. is finished. Thor quipped as he played with Thor's hammer.

"Thor, your joke is not funny, even if the United States has a problem, S.H.I.E.L.D. will not be finished, because the United States cannot do without S.H.I.E.L.D. ......" Natasha laughed, but she suddenly did not continue, but a look of shock and confusion, as if she remembered something.

"Very well, little spider, we have time if you want to fight, now you tell me what you know, I hope it's not bad news." Stark shrugged generously, looking like he didn't want to bother with him.

But Peter didn't buy it, picked up the wine glass and said, "I'm sorry, but my memory has almost forgotten under the blow of the rotten iron." ”

Steve frowned and said, "Peter, I know you're angry, but Stark is a little cheap, but you ......"

"Wait, Captain, I think you're hitting me,? God, I want you to explain to me that you're not talking about me, it's Wade's bastard. After hearing Steve's words, Stark was dissatisfied.

"Tony, don't you understand, everyone here knows that your mouth is a little lacking." Hawkeye teased that this guy was sarcastic about himself just now, and he would return it to him now.

"Enough, you guys, don't you have brains, Wade's guy is the mouthful, and I'm just a little bit of a chatter, yes, that's it." Stark paused.

"Hey! Tony, I'd love to hear you say bad things about me, is that really good? A grumbling voice rang out in the room.

"Oh my God! Can't you just show up normally? Stark was startled by the sudden sound that was close at hand, and immediately jumped to his feet and exclaimed.

"Shet, Tony, I'm hurt, you hurt my young heart, you have to make amends, it just so happened that the chick I seduced yesterday was asking me for money, damn it, it's all to blame for that chick yesterday who was really beautiful, accidentally, handsome and handsome, I was actually fooled, hey! Mistakes, mistakes! When I got up early this morning, she actually asked me for money, God! Can't she just be handsome and get rid of those hundreds of dollars? A scolding voice sounded again, and in an instant, I saw that the space next to Stark was distorted, like a stone thrown into water, and the ripples were filled, and the next moment, a figure appeared in front of Stark.

"Wade, I want to say that your appearance is too handsome, but, to tell you a bad news, the chick you seduced yesterday may just be a female branch girl, and you actually didn't give money after going to school, this is really embarrassing for the Avengers, I have heard and seen the overlord meal, but the overlord prostitute is a bit unauthentic, in Li's words, you are simply a scumbag." Hawkeye spread out his hands and leaned back on the sofa and said indifferently.

"Damn bastard, I can tell you in all seriousness, that chick was very cute yesterday, she was definitely not what you said, and I definitely didn't give money, I was telling her, I want to go to her later, of course, this is Tony to give me compensation for the injuries, oh! Oh, my God! When I think of that chick, I am a little excited, her natural Mack-colored skin, surging breasts, you can hardly believe it, I can't hold her pair of things, the scene of last night's snapping is still rippling in my mind, I can't hold it anymore, no! Tony, hurry up and pay me the money, I'll go back to that woman right away and get another ......"

Deadpool's mouth cannon surrounded everyone's ears like a magic sound, making everyone want to kill this guy with one shot, of course, they have to kill him. (To be continued.) )