Chapter 226: Half a Year
(Xiuxian Revised Text)
My name is Gai Xiaolun, an ordinary stinky dick. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Oh! Maybe I'm no longer an ordinary stinky dick.,It should be said that it's a stinky dick with special abilities.。
Half a year ago, when there was a loud bang in the sky, and a spatial wormhole suddenly appeared and hung above the air, we genetic warriors became unusual.
You ask me why I know the word gene warrior, and it all starts when that chrysanthemum appears in the sky.
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Half a year ago, a game called League of Legends, which became popular all over the world, suddenly appeared. Thanks to this game, Gai Xiaolun, an ordinary stinky dick, has become the hottest character in the school.
But that's just the beginning.
A 3D anime called Super Divine Academy,Suddenly released shortly after the appearance of the wormhole,And the publisher of this anime,It's still a mysterious Mengqi company.。
Why is this company mysterious, although I don't know what the reason is, but according to the news, many countries are investigating this company with all their might.
As for why it was investigated, no one has figured out the real reason so far, but a lot of gossip is flying around.
Some people say that this company hides drugs, sells arms, and even leaks state secrets. Anyway, whatever you have to say, to sum it up, this company is not simple.
However, this company is just an empty shell, and no matter how the other party investigates, it will only find out some irrelevant things.
Even radio and television can't ban this anime, which makes people's interest in this anime even higher.
Of course, these people don't see anything special about this anime, they just want to see what kind of wonderful anime a mysterious company that has been pressed by many countries step by step, but still lives freely.
But when they watched this anime, people of different identities had different emotions, some were disappointed, some were surprised, and some were extremely shocked.
Those who are disappointed are because after seeing this anime, they realize that it is just a hilarious anime that is an extension of League of Legends. What stands out? Sorry, they can't see it.
The people who were surprised were because this anime told a science fiction story, and the story coincidentally described the story of a big wormhole above the earth.
People who don't think much about it just watch it as an anime. And some smart guys, or genetic warriors who have discovered their awakened superpowers, are all seriously watching and studying this anime.
As for the shocked crowd, there were only these guys from the Super Divine Academy. It's a pity that with the appearance of this anime, they have nothing to do but be helpless.
More than half a year has passed, and it is not that they have not gone all out to investigate Wei Jun, but the results of their investigation can only be described in two words.
Hehe!
It is worth mentioning that even the genetic warriors who have not watched an anime have invariably hidden their superpowers.
They are not fools, and they will not show off their superpowers that can silence people everywhere like Gai Xiaolun in the anime. In order to avoid suspicion, Gai Xiaolun hid his superpowers from everyone.
Fortunately, this ability is controllable, even if Gai Xiaolun yells at others to make people quiet, as long as he does not activate his superpowers, the other party will not be silent.
Similarly, the biggest impact of this anime is none other than Gai Xiaolun.
If the emergence of League of Legends only made Gai Xiaolun popular in the school, now Gai Xiaolun's fame has expanded to the whole country, and even a well-known figure for people who love League of Legends all over the world.
Who made him the protagonist of this anime, and even Zhao Xin, Cheng Yaowen, and Liu Chuang became famous together.
Because things have developed like this, and several people are crucial genetic warriors, the army has to send a large number of soldiers to protect them secretly.
If it weren't for the fact that the supergod genes in their bodies hadn't yet awakened preliminarily, I'm afraid that Dukao and they would have directly invited them to the supergod academy.
As for why not tie up?
I've read too many novels and movies!? I really think that the country is all kinds of domineering and unreasonable. If the fighters who protect the country are all kidnapped, those fighters will not be angry with the country? In that case, why should people protect you!
However, to the relief of Ducao and Rez, although the anime Super Divine Academy has leaked a lot of secrets, the update speed of this anime is very unsatisfactory.
Under normal circumstances, the update time of this anime is a month, and it is often interrupted. For half a year, this anime has also been updated with a total of four episodes.
In terms of the plot, it is only that Rena has just arrived, and Cheng Yaowen awakens the power of the earth. As for the later anime plot, Wei Jun is now ready to hang the other party's appetite again.
Because more than half a year has passed, the wormhole in the sky still hasn't erupted into anything terrifying. This made the people, who were still frightened at the beginning, ignore its existence one after another and get back on the right track of life.
The same goes for the anime Super Seminary, after a long period of fermentation, people who believe in it pay more and more attention, and those who don't believe in it just regard it as an entertainment anime.
On this day, Gai Xiaolun was still as usual, and he strode towards the classroom proudly. In the past half a year, it can be said that Gai Xiaolun is the happiest day, and his identity has not changed much.
From the beginning, he was an ordinary stinky dick, and overnight he became a celebrity in the whole school, and then from a campus celebrity to a national Internet celebrity.
Along the way, Gai Xiaolun kept nodding and smiling at the classmates around him who kept greeting him.
It is worth mentioning that although Gai Xiaolun is now considered a star figure, the cruelty of reality tells him that dicks are dicks, and no matter how famous he is, he is just a famous stinky dick.
Although in the past half a year, there have been many girls who have posted it upside down for him, but how 'smart' Gai Xiaolun is.
After personally seeing and experiencing the accurate prediction of the anime of the Super Seminary, Gai Xiaolun has regarded this anime as a treasure, and even regarded it as a divine manga like a prophetic note.
Since he is the male protagonist of this anime, there must be a female protagonist in this anime, such as the red-haired beauty in the anime.
If he is still the same stinky dick as before, then he will definitely not refuse in the face of these girls who throw hugs him. But now the situation is different, because of his own particularity, his vision has also become many higher.
While humming a little song happily, Gai Xiaolun put his hands on pillows as usual, and walked briskly towards the classroom.
Originally, Gai Xiaolun thought that today would be the same as usual, and it would be another ordinary day, but an accident happened.
I saw two men in black suits and black sunglasses, striding towards Gai Xiaolun under the shocked gazes of the surrounding students.
"Hiss~"
Seeing the appearance of the two men in suits, Gai Xiaolun gasped, his heart beat faster, and under Gai Xiaolun's unbelievable expression, the two men in suits came to him and showed their documents.
"Comrade Gai Xiaolun, right, the National Security Agency, if ......"
Gai Xiaolun waved his hand incoherently to the two men in suits: "Two comrades! No, no, no, big brother! Uncle! You don't have to say anything.
You don't need to give me a divine power, and you don't need to let me share a room with a beautiful woman. I go, I am willing to unconditionally contribute to the country and the people! ”
After speaking, Gai Xiaolun gave a very awkward military salute to the two guys in front of him.
Gai Xiaolun's words directly made the poker faces of the two men in suits blue and white for a while.
Holding back the aggrieved anger in his heart, a man in a suit said to Gai Xiaolun in a serious tone.
"Comrade Gai Xiaolun, I hope you understand one thing. Our National Security Bureau has always been strict in handling affairs, and the roommate also needs to take into account the face of the country. As for the things you see from anime, please don't move them to reality, okay! ”
Angry! The two men in suits have naturally watched the anime of Super Seminary, but they were portrayed as two teasers in the anime.
This is not only a disgrace to them, but also a disgrace to the country. If the National Security Agency really gets rid of such teasing, then the day of the country's demise is probably not far away.
The man in the suit said that Gai Xiaolun was frightened for a while, and with a feeling of apprehension, Gai Xiaolun asked the man in the suit cautiously.
"I don't know about this ...... Big brother, are you going to take me to the Super Seminary? ”
"Sorry, it's a state secret! If that's okay, come with us. If you have any questions, we will explain them to you on the way. ”
The man in the suit replied with a blank face.
"Yes! Yes! Yes! That's great! Two big brothers, I'll go with you! Gai Xiaolun hurriedly nodded.
In this way, under the shocked eyes of his classmates and the school, Gai Xiaolun was directly taken away by two men in suits.
On a special military vehicle, two men in suits finally explained carefully to Gai Xiaolun.
After receiving Gai Xiaolun's excited and affirmative answer, the two men in suits sent Gai Xiaolun home, packed his things and said goodbye to his parents, and sent a special plane to send him to the Chaoshen Academy.
Gai Xiaolun, who was sitting on the special plane, was extremely nervous, and he sat there shaking his calves uncomfortably.
However, the base of the Super Divine Academy is not far from Juxia City, and in just half an hour or so, this special plane has already taken Gai Xiaolun to the sky over a small city.
Looking at the many military planes around him that kept coming and going, Gai Xiaolun said with some surprise.
"This place is a lot bigger than in the anime!"
Hearing Gai Xiaolun mention the damn anime again, the faces of the two men in suits sitting opposite him twitched again.
"Comrade Gai Xiaolun, please stop confusing reality with anime, okay!"
"Oh! Embrace...... I'm sorry! ”
Hearing the unkind tone of the man in the suit opposite, Gai Xiaolun closed his mouth with a sneer.
After more than ten minutes, Gai Xiaolun, who was carrying the salute, said goodbye to the two men in suits and ran to the school excitedly to report.
The area of the Super Divine Academy is much larger than in the anime, and even the surrounding students and soldiers are many times larger than in the anime. When he went to report, Gai Xiaolun was under the surprised and complicated gaze of others along the way.
Holding back the excitement and discomfort in his heart, after reporting to the teacher at school, Gai Xiaolun came directly to the B210 room of the dormitory assigned by the school, as for why not go to B205 of Du Qiangrose? As long as you're not stupid, you won't go over and look for death!
"Toot ~ Toot ~ "
"Hey~ Excuse me, are the people inside Xinye and Wen Shao?" Gai Xiaolun, who was standing at the door of the dormitory, swallowed his saliva and rubbed his hands nervously.
He had already learned from the teacher that one of the two roommates of the B210 was indeed named Zhao Xin, but the other was not called Jiawen IV, but Cheng Yaowen. Although this name made Gai Xiaolun a little puzzled, but the name didn't matter, since he had successfully entered the Super Divine Academy, other things could be put aside for the time being, right.
Sure enough, when Gai Xiaolun knocked on the door, the door was opened by a long-haired man in less than three seconds.
"Gaigo?"
When he opened the door, Zhao Xin immediately looked up and down Gai Xiaolun, who he met for the first time, and then asked with a slight hesitation.
"It's really you, Xinye!" Gai Xiaolun exclaimed with a look of surprise.
"Hahahaha~ If that's the case, in fact, when I saw Wen Shao again just now, I knew that all this was true. Come on, come on, don't stand stupidly, come in and I'll introduce you to Wen Shao. ”
As he spoke, Zhao Xin couldn't help but help Gai Xiaolun carry his luggage and pulled him into the B210 dormitory.
"Yo, Brother Gai is here, I'm sure you already know me, but I'd better introduce myself to you first. My name is Cheng Yaowen, not Jiawen IV in the League of Legends, and I am not the prince of Demacia. ”
Cheng Yaowen smiled and stretched out his right hand to Gai Xiaolun.
"Huh? Oh! Hello Wen Shao, hello, don't call me Brother Gai or anything, it's too eliminating, my name is Gai Xiaolun, you can just call me Xiaolun. ”
Gai Xiaolun held Cheng Yaowen's right hand with both hands and smiled shyly.
"What is eliminated or not, the three of us will definitely be comrades-in-arms on the same front in the future, and everyone can call it whatever they want.
Come on, come on, I brought a lot of good things from the dormitory caretaker before, and today when the three of us get together, we will definitely have a good drink. ”
As he spoke, Zhao Xin had already pulled out a table from the side, and took out pieces of beer and braised vegetables from his bag.
"Okay, the three brothers will definitely not get drunk tonight." Cheng Yaowen also smiled arrogantly.
Zhao Xin and Cheng Yaowen both said so, and Gai Xiaolun would definitely not disagree.
Sitting together, the three of them picked up the beer, and listened to it without saying a word.
"Ha~ Happy!"
"Come, eat, eat, don't be polite to me, brothers, you know."
"Ha~" Gai Xiaolun put down the empty bottle in his hand, hesitated for a moment, and then asked Zhao Xin and Cheng Yaowen, "Xinye, Wen Shao, I want to ask you something." ”
"Oh! Nisho (you say). ”
Zhao Xin bit the chicken leg and looked up vaguely to signal Gai Xiaolun to speak.
"I wonder if you two have ever been to 205?"
Gai Xiaolun picked up a chicken claw in front of him and asked the two while eating.
Zhao Xin swallowed the food in his mouth, "You are stupid, what is the strength of that woman, I don't believe you two have not watched anime." Knowing that I can't beat the other party and still have to die, am I like that kind of fool! ”
"Xinye is right......
"Drip~Drip~"
Cheng Yaowen also just wanted to say that he agreed with Zhao Xin's statement, but the prompt tone on the mobile phone he put aside rang.
Suspiciously, he picked up his phone and looked at it, Cheng Yaowen's eyes widened in shock, then he raised his head and said to Gai Xiaolun and Zhao Xin on the side, "Super Divine Academy...... Updated! ”
"Huh? Updated! ”
Throwing away the food in their hands, the two quickly took out their mobile phones. During this period, Zhao Xin accidentally spilled the beer on the table and poured it on the crotch of Gai Xiaolun's pants, and several people didn't have time to pay attention to it.
Now they are only focused on what new content has been updated with this anime.
Not only the three friends of the 210 dormitory, but also the students and teachers of the entire Chaoshen Academy understand the importance of this anime.
At the first time of this anime update, there were even many students running loudly to inform the surrounding students.
As soon as they knew about the anime update, the surrounding students and teachers, without exception, stopped what they were doing, took out their mobile phones, or stood or sat down.
The teachers and students of the entire Super Divine Academy were like chasing crazy demons, staring seriously at this ordinary and extraordinary anime on the screen.
Even in one of the military bases in the Super Divine Academy, a huge screen showed the latest issue of the Super Divine Academy. And sitting under the screen was a serious-looking Dukao and many high-ranking officers.