Chapter 33: Sleep with Me
"What foreign guns and cannons, how can we have such a thing here?" The old bustard jumped up and rushed at the big teapot: "Get out of the way, I'm going to go out and see, who is so bold as to splash dirty water on me?" ”
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The old bustard was so angry that he stretched out his hand, and the big teapot fell to the ground straight to the side. Someone behind him was revealed.
The glasses are white and black, and a strand of hair hangs down on the eyes and face half-hidden.
"One-eyed?" Cheng Nuo looked over in surprise.
The bustard's face was also full of surprise, and just as he was about to speak, he turned his palm into a knife and slashed directly at the old bustard's neck.
The old bustard fell to the ground with incomprehension in his eyes.
"What are you doing?" Cheng Nuo couldn't help but let out a low sigh and stood up.
… The blank deed of sale is still with the bustard.
One-eyed Ying flashed in the door and locked it first, and then raised a finger: "Shhhh
The noise outside the door suddenly became much louder.
One eye-ying looked left and right, directly pulled the old bustard's collar and pushed her under a bed placed next to her, and then stuffed the big teapot into it. After doing all this, One-eyed Ying turned around and looked at Cheng Nuo: "Jianghu emergency, help me." ”
Cheng Nuo was stunned.
The chaotic footsteps seemed to gather in the flower hall, and a voice that sounded very similar to Cheng Nuo's old acquaintance Admiral sounded in the flower hall: "There are two men and one woman, the men are all bald, and the women are blind, search carefully, and find them all for me!" ”
A neat response.
"The yamen is here to arrest you?" Cheng Nuo was a little stunned.
Single-eyed Ying did not answer this question that was known at a glance, but repeated the previous words: "Since you can call my name, you are naturally a fellow believer, if you can come to the rescue, today's grievances will be written off, and there will be a good reward in the future." ”
"I'm really not the same as you," Cheng Nuo shook his head, he really didn't want to have anything to do with One-eyed Ying, God knows what trouble this branch would bring to him.
One-eyed Ying's eyes flashed: "Then how do you know that I am One-eyed Ying, this is Foshan, and the people who recognize me are either my brothers of the Red Flag Gang or the people who died at my hands." ”
This question is really difficult for Cheng Nuo to answer.
Cheng Nuo stood up and looked out the window: "I don't want to worry about your business, you can leave quickly, I still have a lot of things to deal with." ”
The Admiral's voice sounded again: "No one is allowed to move, do not let go of any room, and if there is any obstruction, it will be regarded as resisting arrest!" ”
One eyed Ying took two steps closer to Cheng Nuo: "If you don't help me, I will tell the yamen that you are my accomplice." ”
One-eyed Ying stared at Cheng Nuo's eyes: "I'm not happy, don't you want to get out easily." ”
… I'm grumpy!
… Don't you know that I'm a martial arts master now?
Seeing Cheng Nuo frowning, One-eyed Ying was not afraid: "I know I can't beat you, but if it really makes trouble, I'll say it's internal coaxing, anyway, you and the musket also had a fight just now." ”
… How could I think that my luck was doubled just now?
To say that Cheng Nuo's biggest fear now is indeed trouble, if he was bitten by her when he took down the one-eyed Ying and handed it over to the yamen, according to the admiral's "resentment" towards him, he would definitely not let himself go easily, and if he came and went, time would be delayed.
Suddenly there was a shout outside the door.
"Caught! Caught! A man who was clearly a servant was speaking: "Caught a bald head." ”
"Let go of me, let go of me," the guy who was obviously arrested shouted: "The little monk is here to turn fate, misunderstanding, don't arrest me." ”
"Is he really a monk?" Another official shouted: "It doesn't matter who he is, as long as he touches the side, he will be arrested and locked up for a few days, and then see if anyone is willing to pay for him." ”
"Huh?" The captured monk cried: "Don't tell us the abbot of Wuhua Temple." ”
"Hey, this little monk is really clever," the official smiled, "I really don't know who to go to." ”
Thinking about the scene of Huang Feihong or Pork Rong going to the government to fish for themselves, Cheng Nuo let out a breath and looked at One-eyed Ying: "Okay, what do you want to do?" ”
A hint of discoloration crossed one-eyed Ying's gaze, but it quickly dissipated into an indifferent look.
"Sleep with me!" One-eyed English is concise and to the point.
Cheng Nuo almost coughed out: "What are you kidding?" “
One-eyed Ying reached out and tore off the coiled young woman's bun, and her long hair immediately fell down.
"No way!" Cheng Nuo was categorical, of course he understood what One-eyed Ying meant, he wanted to pretend to be a pair of prostitutes and prostitutes, but he had never done such a thing in the two time and space before and after, how could he lose his principles so easily: "At most, you hide under the bed by yourself, and I will help you get through when someone comes in a while, there is only so much I can help, if it doesn't work, I can't help it." ”
One-eyed Ying took off the shoulders she was wearing and stuffed them into the quilt.
"The method you said won't work at all," Cheng Nuo persuaded in a different way: "The people from the yamen will definitely look at their eyes when they come in, it's not that I mentioned this very much, you also heard what they were talking about just now..."
One-eyed Ying was unbuttoning his hand for a moment.
Cheng Nuo breathed a sigh of relief: "It's better to do what I said..."
One-eyed Ying reached out and took off her glasses, and then flicked it slightly, and the hair that was hiding in front of her eyes was thrown up.
Cheng Nuo's words choked up, and the two eyes on the other side looked at him brightly, and the one that he thought was blind was actually good.
… It's too difficult for you, it's not easy to maintain this way of looking at people for so many years. Besides, these eyes aren't ugly, so why do you have to cover one?
One-eyed Ying's fingers rested on the buttons of her clothes again.
Cheng Nuo pursed his lips, and suddenly seemed to remember something and reminded: "Since your eyes are good, then there are no problems?" … They're looking for someone who has a broken eye, and you're not, you can just go out..."
Before he finished speaking, Cheng Nuo himself found out that something was wrong.
… A woman who is not a prostitute comes to such a place, and it is suspicious if she is not suspicious.
One-eyed Ying bit her lip, which was already her rare expressionless action, and then took off her coat.
… It's actually a red belly pocket.
Cheng Nuo hurriedly turned his face sideways.
There was another commotion outside the door.
"Find another bald head! This time it's not a bald donkey. ”
"You're a bald donkey!" The sound of the musket rang out: "What's wrong with a bald head?" Lao Tzu was born with no hair. ”
"Who cares if you have long hair," came an obvious slap sound, "Say, what's your name?" Where are the muskets and artillery hidden? ”
"Lao Tzu is a musket, what kind of musket is hidden?" The musket cried, "Why are you arresting me?" Is it illegal to solicit prostitution? ”
"Still TM hard-mouthed?" Two more slaps came: "Look at this look is not a good person, bring it back to him to loosen his bones, see if he dares to talk nonsense?" Damn, you're a musket, is a musket a human? I'm still artillery. ”
"I understand, the people in the yamen must have heard something..."Hearing this, Cheng Nuo finally suddenly turned around, and just wanted to speak, two firmness came into his eyes.