"Let you say I'm lame! Let you design a scum game and trap my believers to death! So you don't play with me...... Collect 30% IQ tax first! And then we're going to write poetry! An unknown mystical goddess Elona said, and she solemnly wrote a line on the Most Holy Scroll - "The farthest distance in the world." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

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"The farthest distance in the world, it's not like you can't find you

It's that I'm standing in front of you, and you speak a foreign language

The farthest distance in the world, it's not that I'm standing in front of you

You speak a foreign language

It's that I don't understand, but I'm very, very angry in my heart

The farthest distance in the world, it's not that I can't understand it,

But very, very angry

It's that you already have damimi, but you still like young girls

The farthest distance in the world, not already has damimi

But you like to be a young girl

It's that I can use magic to reach any corner of the world

But I can't catch up with you anyway

……

The farthest distance in the world

It is the distance between Lu Yuan and Poison Island

A dad at home

One go and be a Dragonborn"

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"Good poetry, good poetry," Da Nana admired it again with satisfaction, and Meimei added another line of small words at the end of the scroll, "Tiger is dead, Nana should stand, the year is this year, the world is lucky!" ”

Well, perfect!

*****

Perfect your sister!

Lao Lu wanted to cry without tears at the moment.

The sunset at eight or nine o'clock in the morning doesn't matter, but who can tell me what the hell is it that I can't catch up with the poison island guy with teleportation?! Obviously, the Poison Island guy was already running and peeking back, his pace was as slow as a snail, waiting for Lu Yuan to catch up - but he was jumping around Tokyo and Shanghai for a while, and it seemed that he would never be able to locate the side of Poison Island......

Not to mention that there is a bear child hanging on his lap making trouble.

In the end, Lu Yuan could only stop trying, and spread his hands against the poison island girl who was close but unreachable - this world belonged to Alona after all, even if he now had the priesthood of Helsin, he was still unable to fight against this evil boss behind the scenes for the time being.

Seeing this scene, even if he was charged 30% of the IQ tax, he also understood who was making trouble.

Poison Island was reluctant, she tilted her head slightly shyly, blushed and made a heart gesture to Lu Yuan - although she had been done like this and that more than once, it was the first time to confess - and then turned away...... Feed! I'm not far away! It's the ground that moves on its own! Poison Island knelt down and posed in ORZ pose, and then disappeared with a whoosh.

"Hmph, good, good!" Master Lu poked his index finger at the sky and sneered, "Someone is waiting for my revenge!" ”

"No, it's not me!" It's obviously impossible to be seen, but Alona was so threatened that she was furious and subconsciously turned off the live broadcast...... And then, "You're still threatening me?!" We're not done! ”

After threatening Alona, there is a second thing to solve. He looked down at the bear child holding his legs and asked, "Are you sure you want to follow me?" ”

"Hmm!" The bear child nodded vigorously.

"Why?" Lao Lu was depressed now, obviously you didn't agree to me just now when I reasoned with the facts.

"It's fun to follow you!" The bear child's eyes lit up and said, "I've never been so happy in my life!" ”

…… The little fart kid is only seven or eight years old, and you tell me for a lifetime?

"Okay, what's your name, then?"

"Sophie."

*****

Sophie was upset.

Even though she was only a seven or eight-year-old bear child, she also had her own troubles.

Her annoyance is that her newly recognized father suddenly started pretending to be dead! The kind that doesn't fly with her no matter how much you ask for it!

It is not surprising that Sophie is able to recognize Helsing's god, as she is actually a devout follower of Helsin. While listening to the live broadcast, I saw a teaser come up and say the same thing, of course I can recognize it - it is strange to say that the orphans who often suffer from hunger do not believe in the god who gives bread for free, right?

It is important to know that the vast majority of Helsin's followers came to this place, they initially joined the ranks of believers out of utilitarianism, but eventually became devout.

Helsin's live broadcast was flying in waves at the time, so he didn't recognize his own believers.

In Sophie's opinion, it is not surprising that Helsin did anything magical, because he is a god! But it's weird that Daddy does something magical! At that time, when Dad took her (in fact, she was holding Lao Lu's leg and not letting go) to chase the big sister whose breasts could swing (jealousy), the whole world seemed to be spinning at an accelerated pace!

She only felt that it was already yellow sand in the blink of an eye, and then it turned into ice and snow in the blink of an eye...... It's so much fun! From that moment on, she knew that Daddy was a magical person...... But it shouldn't be a magical blacksmith!

"My dad is amazing, like a magician!" Lu Yuan was striking iron, and Sophie was entrusted to the care of an aunt in a village.

"Of course, Master Tyrande is the best in the world, and I have never met anyone as good as him." The aunt kindly touched Sophie's head in agreement, and stuffed all kinds of dried fruits and meat into her little mouth.

Lu Yuan is still continuing his journey of "blacksmith practice".

In the past, the villagers who had been blessed by him did not know how to repay the master blacksmith. Even if he doesn't need anything in return, the Nords are not shameless people who don't repay their kindness. But now, he somehow actually carried a child with him, so taking care of this child as much as possible can also soothe everyone's gratitude a little.

So whatever is delicious in the village, it will be taken out and fed to Sophie. Sophie touched her face sadly, I'm all round, you still treat me like this......

"No, I don't mean that magic," the little girl replied eagerly, "I mean, I mean...... He can fly! Sophie's eyes widened.

"I believe it!" The aunt simply left Sophie speechless. Why would you believe it? If you don't believe me, I can cry, and then pull you to find Daddy to confirm it...... But how did you believe it?

"I believe you say that Master Tyrande can go to heaven!" The aunt added confidently, choking Sophie and rolling her eyes. Then the aunt lowered her voice and asked Sophie very gossipy, "Tell me about such a cute little girl, who is your mother?" ”

"I just haven't met the right person," Sophie silently cheered herself, "That aunt doesn't care about anything but gossip, it's impossible to rely on her, I have to change the goal." ”

Sophie, who was sitting in the carriage, looked at Lu Yuan, who was leading the horse on foot, and secretly planned.

……

"Uncle, you're a bandit, aren't you?" Sophie whispered to a big man with a scarface.

Lu Yuan belongs to the kind of person who does not refuse to come, and is at ease with what he encounters. As long as he encounters a populated place on the road, whether it is a village or a den of thieves, it will not affect him to stop and help. The small stronghold of seven or eight wooden houses in front of me looks like a village on the outside. But there are no cultivated fields around, there are no mines, and they are located near roads. The "villagers" are all powerful, there is not a single child or old man in the village, you tell me that this is an ordinary village?

Even Sophie didn't believe it.

Sure enough, Scarface touched the back of his head embarrassedly, and simply admitted, "Yes, we are the ...... Bandits".

"Then you kidnapped me, okay?" Sophie's eyes lit up and she suggested (and Daddy will kill you with all his might).

"Huh?" Scarface was taken aback at first, then had a chill and waved his hand again and again. "No, no! Under the teachings of Master Tyrande, we have changed our ways! We've already planned, and when the Master finishes repairing our gear, we'll head to Phocles. I heard that there are few people in the land, and no one cultivates the fertile fields, which is a waste! I used to grow crops, I'm good at this, hehe~"

Scarface has begun to fantasize about planting the fields, harvesting the grain, and marrying the black and stout (the white rich beauty does not conform to the Nord aesthetics).

"You," Sophie snapped, "are you still a good bandit?" What about your dream of becoming the King of the Bands? Let's do it one last time, do you want it? Do you want? ”

"I don't have that kind of dream!" The scar-faced man looked at the terrifying child carefully, and after making sure that he had her appearance firmly in mind, he turned and fled.

"Cut, useless guy." Sophie waved her hand boringly, and she suddenly had a flash of inspiration, touched her little hand to her chin, tilted her head, and thought, "He said, 'Under the teachings of Master Tyrande'...... When did Daddy teach them? How did I not know? ”

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[Dad (blacked) Your cutest daughter Sophie was captured by me! If you want to go back to her, in the middle of the night, a person flies to the top of the opposite mountain! 】

It's a note. When Lu Yuan came back from lunch, it was placed on the anvil used to strike iron.

The words on it are written crookedly, and at first glance, I have not long learned it - not to mention the blackened "Dad" word at the front, the word "rescue" is still written incorrectly, and the word "grasp" cannot be written, so I drew a claw instead.

Lu Yuan covered his face.

He beckoned to a child who was playing nearby. "Hi, man. I'm playing hide and seek with Sophie, but I can't find her, can you call your friends to help me? ”

"Of course!" The little boy patted his chest and agreed.

Five minutes later, Sophie was twisted in front of Lu Yuan by a group of bear children...... Seeing Sophie's boring look, Lu Yuan smiled proudly,

Roar~ Sophie, now you know the horror of the bear child!

*****

The city of Makas in the sky, built on a hill and rising into the clouds, the roof of the palace folds and glows in the sun.

Some call it the city of the dwarves because Marcas is a city built on the ruins of a dwarven (forge) city; Some call her the City of Betrayal, for it was the stronghold of the Oathbreakers before it was captured by Ulfrik; It is also called the City of Aesthetics because the largest temple of Di Bella (Holy Spirit), the goddess of art and aesthetics, is located on the highest point of the city.

However, the reputation of the goddess Di Bella is not good - the back of art and aesthetics is lust and indulgence. Her priests loved to give charity in the flesh, and most of her believers were dissolute in the name of God.

The goddess is also not usually a serious businessman, and her oracles are mostly related to polyamorous love and chaotic relationships across species.

Today, however, the church of Di Bella has received a strange oracle...... Portrait of a man! On the back of the portrait is written, "This man is about to arrive in the city of Marcas, and I want you to seize him, tempt him, drain him, destroy him, and finally abandon him!" ”

Conspiracy? The church of Di Bella is not good at conspiracy. Just when the high priest felt a little helpless with this oracle, her god suddenly connected to her spiritual world again! The Grand Priest Sima Shang knelt down in front of the idol and listened carefully to the oracle.

Di Bella's voice today is a bit like someone pinching her neck to speak...... She said,

"Remember, don't send those glamorous sluts!"

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PS: The poem is in the number of words given away