Chapter 549: It's also a champion
We know that ethnic minorities have their own beliefs, and this kind of shrine is very sacred to them.
But in Nobita's and I's opinion, it's just a faΓ§ade made up by some people, and even if there are gods in this world, they will definitely not live on the mountains.
I worship the gods, but I hate those gods who use the gods to deceive people.
Naturally, Nobita didn't care about the divine mansion in Xiao Zhuoduo's mouth, but continued his great cause of fooling.
Nobita pointed at me and said, "Did you see him?" He's us, so how can I explain it to you? University, you know? The highest university in the world, he is the best student in the university, and he has read more books than your fairy sister has ever read. β
Xiao Zhuo Duo immediately blushed and said, "You are talking nonsense, Sister Immortal is the most powerful person in the world!" I don't want you to say she's bad. β
My old face flushed, this bastard actually used me to fool the child, and I immediately spoke: "Nobita." β
Nobita glared at me and said, "Shut up, you don't want your own life, Yunyun is very dangerous, I still count on your physical recovery, in case we run into Xiao Yizi's men, you can go up and fight hard!" β
Hearing Nobita mention Yunyun, I thought of the butterfly-like little girl again, bit my lip, and stopped making a sound.
That's it, it's a big deal to fool this kid first, lead us to Beijiang Village, and send him some more books after the matter is done.
As for taking him to school? If his parents had agreed, I would have been willing to be this good man, after all, this child looks so pitiful.
His desire to learn touched me, and I believe Nobita was also moved.
Of course, even if he didn't take us to Beijiang Village, I thought about it, and after I went back, I would definitely buy a thousand dictionaries from his uncle and arrange for someone to send them over.
It's just that this kid doesn't seem to be easy to fool!
He lives in this place, and Beijiang Village seems to be the most sacred place in his spiritual imprint, and it is not so easy to break this spiritual shackle.
But I'm not worried about that, because next to me, there is a pyramid scheme organization that can be used to save the zΓ i.
Nobita pointed to his nose again: "Do you know me?" I'm the best university in town, champion, you know? Do you know what a champion is? β
Xiao Zhuoduo's eyes were glowing with gold: "Champion? I know, I know, the fairy sister said that the first person in the exam in ancient times was called the champion, you are the champion? β
Nobita shook his head proudly: "Ah! I'm the champion, I don't believe you ask him! β
Well, although this champion was obtained by cheating, he does have a title of champion.
I could only nod helplessly.
I don't know if it's because of my good face, or if I'm closer, Xiao Zhuoduo really believed it, and took Nobita's hand and shook it: "Brother Zhuangyuan, then can you teach me to read?" β
I covered my face and asked him to teach you to read, which is more nonsense than a black blind man breaking a stick.
Nobita immediately regained his confidence and held his head high: "You must know that there is no free lunch in this world, you have to learn from me, you have to do things for us, right?" β
Xiao Zhuoduo immediately let go of his hand and lowered his head again.
Nobita's eyes rolled and said to Xiao Zhuoduo: "In this way, if we don't go to Beijiang Village, you will take us to the mountain road you said and go to the top of the cliff, didn't you say it?" There is a mysterious power on the mountain, the power that can send people to the foot of the mountain, so let's go there and see, and as soon as we are sent back to the foot of the mountain, then we will take you to study at once, without saying a word.
In this way, you don't take us to Beijiang Village, whether it's Dawu or your Abba and Aunt, there's no reason to say you, right? β
When Nobita said this, Xiao Zhuoduo was embarrassed, he thought about it for a long time, and always remained silent.
"Don't embarrass him, let's go!"
I said to Nobita.
Nobita glared at me, and then said in a bluff: "You know that we are short of time now, and we don't have much time to think about it, I'll count to three, and if you don't promise us, we'll leave." β
"Three!"
Nobita deliberately accentuated his tone and turned around under my tug.
"Two!"
By this time, Nobita and I had already walked to the door, and Nobita was looking out through the crack in the door.
"Alas, it's a pity that my house is full of literary masterpieces! So many books, all of them have fallen to the dust, and no one has read them, so they are gone! β
Nobita, this kid didn't even count, he opened the door and left, neatly, even more actively than me.
I said to my heart, what literary masterpieces do you have at home? Why do I look at a room full of children?
However, Nobita's words became the last straw that crushed the psychology of a certain teenager yearning for the temple of God.
Xiao Zhuoduo was finally anxious: "Wait." β
Nobita smiled treacherously at me, what does that mean, bait, right?
Then the kid shook his head pretending to be profound, and said to me: "Ningwa, hurry up, don't ink." β
This posture is the practice of running away immediately.
I know this kid is playing psychological tactics, this is trying to get away with it.
Sure enough, Xiao Zhuoduo immediately became anxious, and chased after him without thinking: "Brother Zhuangyuan, wait." I, I promise you, however, I want to leave a letter for my parents. Otherwise, they wouldn't find me, and they'd think I've been taken by the bad guys. β
Nobita grinned and said: "You still write letters, how can you have so much time, go back and find someone to leave you a message, it's over." β
Xiao Zhuoduo said stubbornly: "You wait, soon." β
After speaking, the boy walked to the cooking pot, picked up a piece of black charcoal, tore off two animal skins on the wall, scribbled on the yellow mud wall, and then clapped his hands and said, "Let's go!" β
Nobita and I stared at each other, Nima, this is really a simplified painting, the villain drew a circle of heads, four or five black crooked horizontal and vertical, anyway, I didn't understand.
Nobita shrugged: "What a straightforward and clear painting, isn't it just a child and two adults left, the house is in the shape of a page, it means that the book has been read, the two circles are the sun, the two bends are the moon, meaning to come back in two days, this painting, how expressive!" β
I had a black line in my head, and I estimated that Nobita's IQ was really no different from that of an eight- or nine-year-old child, and his comprehension ability was really not ordinary.
"Nobita!"
"Huh?"
"You're awesome!"
"That's it, we're the champion!"
Under the command of Xiao Zhuoduo, Nobita and I changed into animal skins, and Xiao Zhuoduo carried a smaller bow and arrow and scimitar on his back, which looked decent.
In this way, a fake champion and a real champion embarked on a reckless mountaineering journey with a child who might become a champion in the future. R1148