Chapter 33 The Present World - The "Perverted" Yi Xiaofeng

"Damn, I really can meet it!" After making sure that He Laosan and the others were gone, Yi Xiaofeng stood up with a gloomy face, picked up the shirt that was almost torn into strips, and put his pants on his body.

......At this time, a small crack opened in the bedroom, Xie Jiangli carefully put her head out, and just saw Yi Xiaofeng dressing......

"Click......" The door closed again, but Yi Xiaofeng, who was scolding, did not notice Xie Jiangli's abnormality.

"Knock knock knock......" A rush of footsteps sounded......

"Hmm......" At this time, Yi Xiaofeng discovered the abnormality.

Subconsciously turned his head to look......

"Bang ......"

"Ah......h

Yi Xiaofeng felt that he couldn't breathe anymore, although he was inhaling hard, he always felt that the air near his nose weighed more than a thousand catties, and he finally took a breath, and immediately covered several bodies like a thousand catties of heavy burden, and there was a hot pain in his back, which made Yi Xiaofeng, who had just taken in another breath, scream and vomit.

"Bang ......" With the sound of hitting muscles, Yi Xiaofeng experienced the suffering just now, and then his face turned purple and he fell to the ground hideously.

"Bang ......"

"Bang...... Bang......"

"Bang...... Bang...... Bang......"

Anyone who has been on a construction site has seen a pile driver, and although they may not have operated it, they must have seen and heard about it......

Now Yi Xiaofeng is the ground, and Xie Jiangli is the "pile frame" with the "pile hammer", driving at full power, tirelessly, and ruthlessly using the "pile hammer" to lay a good "foundation" for Yi Xiaofeng's "land".

"Ah...... Yes...... Ah......" And Yi Xiaofeng's "land" is also very cooperative with Xie Jiangli's "pile driver", doing all kinds of evasion and screaming.

Seeing that this "land" is becoming more and more "good", Xie Jiangli is working harder and harder, and she looks like she will not give up if she does not "build this land" well.

"Ah......" A scream louder than before, Yi Xiaofeng didn't move.

But the movements in Xie Jiangli's hands did not stop, how much strength was just now, and what kind of strength is it now. Immediately, Xie Jiangli increased her strength a little more.

Because Yi Xiaofeng, who was motionless just now, now his body is crooked, and the amplitude is greater than just now, and his mouth is still roaring, subconsciously Xie Jiangli thought that Yi Xiaofeng was pretending just now, and seeing that he didn't stop, he couldn't help it.

"Hmph......" Xie Jiangli snorted coldly a few times, picked up the wooden stick that he didn't know where to find as a "pile hammer", and hit Yi Xiaofeng all the other parts except his head, without mercy.

However, after a few more knocks, Xie Jiangli found that something was wrong, and then panicked, and almost threw the wooden stick out with a shake of her hand.

At this time, Xie Jiangli, who stopped his movements, realized that Yi Xiaofeng's movements were not to avoid his own blows, but to look like his body was already in pain. Seeing that his body was contorted to an extent that it was difficult for a human to do, he closed his lips tightly after roaring just now. Xie Jiangli was anxious. It's not that no one can do Yi Xiaofeng's action of touching his head with the instep of his foot now, he can definitely do it, but he definitely can, but he is definitely not a fat man like Yi Xiaofeng!

Moreover, Yi Xiaofeng's movements changed again immediately, Yi Xiaofeng, who was still like a ring just now, straightened his body in an instant, but his legs were like animals, his knees retreated, and his calves bent back with his knees very unnaturally, but his thighs were bent forward, and soon Yi Xiaofeng's legs completed the metamorphosis from primates to canines......

"Ah......" Such a stinging scene made Xie Jiangli, who was already on the verge of collapse, take a big step forward towards the collapse, screamed and threw away the wooden stick, and ran away, but Xie Jiangli, who was frightened and weak, just wanted to move, so she fell to the ground and wanted to get up, but she didn't have the strength.

At this moment, Yi Xiaofeng's whole body trembled again, and the frequency became faster and faster, and soon Yi Xiaofeng's originally closed mouth also opened slightly, but it was not to speak, but to spit out red, red, green and green foam, and a fishy smell instantly filled the room, making people feel sick, and Xie Jiangli felt that there seemed to be something beating in those foams......

What comes out of your mouth is still beating? Xie Jiangli, who was frightened and weak, immediately thought of the news that there were locusts in her throat and parasites crawling up her esophagus.

"Vomit ......" beautiful women are generally clean, Xie Jiangli is no exception, at this time, I don't know where the strength comes from, covering her mouth and vomiting, Xie Jiangli actually got up and ran to the bathroom quickly......

"Vomit ......" Sure enough, it was very open, and Xie Jiangli vomited from the bathroom.

Although there was no Xie Jiangli in the living room, Yi Xiaofeng did not stop his movements, but bent his legs, which were still canines just now, like the back of his head, and touched the back of his head very openly, he was originally a fat man in sub-health, and he also did many actions that many yoga instructors could not do in the violent trembling of his whole body, it seems that Yi Xiaofeng is not a disguise this time.

Xie Jiangli, who finally came out of the bathroom after vomiting, saw that Yi Xiaofeng had become a ring again, and suddenly became nervous again.

If something really happened to Yi Xiaofeng, he was in the house he rented, and there were still traces of being beaten with a wooden stick on his body, and there were his own fingerprints on the wooden stick......

"Sleep-groove Nima......" said impossible words in her mouth, Xie Jiangli was stunned, and sat far away on the ground, looking at Yi Xiaofeng, whose body had changed again, with blank eyes, not knowing what she was thinking......

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I don't know how long it took, but it's completely dark outside, and you can still see the stars and the moon from the balcony of the living room.

However, the two in the room couldn't appreciate these at all......

Yi Xiaofeng was still lying there on the ground trembling violently, while doing actions that completely violated human joints, and did not vomit those horrible foams again, but Yi Xiaofeng's body was wrapped in his own sweat, and even the place where he was lying was wet, and there was even that kind of dry and wet, wet and dry salt in the distance.

On the other hand, Xie Jiangli held her knees with both hands, buried her head deep in her thighs, and her long black and slender hair made her fair face look look better and changed into snow-white casual clothes, adding a bit of horror in the dark room.

"Ahem......" Suddenly, several violent coughs broke the dark silence in the room.

It was Yi Xiaofeng, and hearing these coughs, Xie Jiangli suddenly raised her buried head, and her eyes looked in the direction of Yi Xiaofeng with a strange light in the dark.

Yi Xiaofeng's body has returned to its original state, eh, this original state is what Yi Xiaofeng looked like when he was just beaten at the beginning! But now he was still curled up on the ground, and his body had a few spasms from time to time.

"Whew...... Hehe......" Panting roughly, Yi Xiaofeng turned over, lay on his back, raised his right arm and put it heavily on his eyes, looking tired.

And at this time, Xie Jiangli realized that when Yi Xiaofeng did such a difficult action just now, she didn't say a word, but she didn't think much about it, but ran over in small steps, picked up the wooden stick thrown aside, held it on her chest, and looked at Yi Xiaofeng with vigilance.

After doing so many difficult movements, Yi Xiaofeng didn't seem to have any extra energy at this time, lying motionless on the ground, only the undulating chest could show that Yi Xiaofeng was still awake now.

"Hey...... Hey......" Xie Jiangli exchanged a few words, but Yi Xiaofeng did not respond.

With courage, he stretched out his wooden stick and carefully pushed Yi Xiaofeng's body, well, there was movement, but he couldn't push it.

"Ahem...... "Ahem" However, there were still results, and Yi Xiaofeng coughed a few more times.

"Hey, you're not dead, in a word......" Xie Jiangli said viciously.

"Why don't we call the police!" Yi Xiaofeng, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke.

"What...... No way...... Absolutely not...... "If Xie Jiangli had a tail, then now she must have guessed the tail, jumped up, and spun in place with a wooden stick.

"They have our ...... in their hands That kind of photo...... What if his dog jumps off the wall in a hurry? "It's one thing to look at other people's nude photos, it's another thing to look at your own nude photos, anyway, now Xie Jiangli can't say the word "nude photos" in a mocking tone, and it's even a little difficult to say these two words.

"You are a poor sling with no money and no power, of course you are not afraid, you can still be famous...... "Speaking of this, Xie Jiangli's words were filled with resentment, "But what about me, I have a husband and children, if they release those photos, how do you tell me to live, ah......" With questioning, Xie Jiangli was a little hysterical, and she could see her hideous face even in the dark.

The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, and when she raised the wooden stick, Xie Jiangli wanted to hit Yi Xiaofeng, but Yi Xiaofeng still looked like she was going to die, and immediately Xie Jiangli thought of Yi Xiaofeng's terrifying appearance before......

"Ah............h

The "bang......" tempered glass was smashed by Xie Jiangli, and even some small pieces splashed on Xie Jiangli's face, but Xie Jiangli did not avoid it in fear as usual, but continued to work hard, throwing the wooden stick at the 42-inch plasma TV hanging on the wall not far away!

"Click......" The wooden stick is very cleverly inserted on the TV screen, still jumping, and not afraid of electric shock, Xie Jiangli stepped forward and pulled out the wooden stick, and then hit the TV hard, as if he wanted to vent all his resentment on it, but this expensive TV could withstand several blows, and soon the electric spark flashed a few times, and the entire TV was knocked off the wall by Xie Jiangli.

And Xie Jiangli was also frightened by the electric spark, threw away the wooden stick, sat on the ground, and cried with her face covered as if complaining.

"Hey......" Yi Xiaofeng still didn't move, and sighed blindfolded. That's right, Yi Xiaofeng pretended to be forced again. Thinking that in the world of "Love Apartment", pretending to be so successful, Yi Xiaofeng tried to pretend to be a little pussy when Xie Jiangli collapsed so much, and uncovered this "little thing" that was enough to affect her life......

"Sometimes things are so impermanent, and some things happen that we can't control, just like life...... As the saying goes, life is like rape, and if you can't resist, you ......"

"Bang ......"

"Ah......h

The wooden stick hitting the fleshy body sounded again, accompanied by Yi Xiaofeng's screams......

Looks like pretending to be a failure!

"Wo-groove Nima, if it weren't for you, would Lao Tzu be so unlucky? You---are still talking cool here, Lao Tzu will kill you, kill you...... "Women who are confused about their own gender, it's better not to mess with them." Girls may still have cute times, but that was when they still knew that they were women, and now Xie Jiangli...... Of course, none of this has anything to do with Yi Xiaofeng.

Eh, continuing the previous strength, Yi Xiaofeng, who was hit, curled up his body into a ball again, in order to reduce the area of being hit......

However, the area has decreased, and the place where he was beaten has become more painful......

Yi Xiaofeng, who kept screaming, was very puzzled: "Damn, what's going on?" Doesn't work? ”

"Knock knock knock......" At this moment, there was a knock on the door.

Xie Jiangli stopped the movements of his hand in an instant, and Yi Xiaofeng, who was in severe pain in his body, also bit his lip desperately to keep himself from screaming.

"Who......" Coughing a few times and taking a few deep breaths, Xie Jiangli asked stiffly.

"I said that the two of you are really good, you still quarrel at night, even if you quarrel, you still fight!" Through the door, there was a vague complaint. "You don't look at when, the child has a class tomorrow! If you don't stop a little longer, be careful that I go to the property management to complain! Really, the current little young ......" Hearing the words drift away, Yi Xiaofeng and Xie Jiangli both breathed a sigh of relief.

As long as it's not the third child, they kill the horse pistol......

After being silent for a long time, feeling that the troubled neighbor was no longer at the door, Xie Jiangli raised the wooden stick again and wanted to continue the activities that had not been finished just now, seeing that he was about to be beaten again, this time Yi Xiaofeng learned to be obedient, dragging his painful body and hurriedly crawled to the side, avoiding it from a distance.

He was still muttering: "What if I don't call the police?" How do you make sure they don't leak out. ”

"Don't ......worry about it," Xie Jiangli responded stiffly, and then replied: "Besides, I think the two of them are more reliable than you, you are still the bullshit landlord to come out!" ”

"I'm ......" Yi Xiaofeng scolded in a low voice, "Is this the-is the legendary Stockholm syndrome?" ”

Yi Xiaofeng, who was thinking like this, was chased and beaten by a woman like Xie Jiangli with a wooden stick, as if he had never thought of resisting at all......