1. Chapter 1 I shouldn't have been on a business trip that day
My name is Li Hao. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Our family is a "Yuan" generation in my generation, so my name should be Li Yuanhao. That's right, it's Li Yuanhao, who established the Western Xia Empire that fought against the Liao and Song Kingdoms, and I have the same name as the emperor.
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My birthday is July 4th, which is Independence Day in the United States, and my birthday is Independence Day in the United States.
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On my birthday on July 4th, I was going to see a concert - the first concert of "Peerless Beauty", and I bought tickets with a lot of connections, and it was a special outfield! But I owe more than everybody to heaven.
What the hell is "Peerless Beauty"? If you haven't even heard of this beautiful girl singing troupe, which is known as the most beautiful in East Asia, then you can go and dig a pit in a piece of land and bury yourself, you are not a person of this era. Of course, you can't find such a piece of land, because there is not a piece of land that does not cost money.
"Peerless Beauty" is a beautiful girl singing group created by Home Entertainment with a huge investment (it is a huge amount of money you can't imagine), the biggest difference between this beautiful girl group and the previous combination is that its entry threshold is known as the highest in history, and when it was still auditioned, Home Entertainment announced that the shortlisted criteria must be college students, no more than 20 years old, no less than 170 in height, must be the school flower voted by the university, must be zero plastic surgery, zero makeup, The scope of the audition covers China, Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, as well as Japan, South Korea, Singapore, Thailand and other East and Southeast Asian countries. After 8 months of auditions, 12 active college girls were finally selected to form this women's orchestra, including 8 domestic students, in addition to Japan, South Korea and Thailand each have 1 student selected, and 1 student from Taiwan University in China has also been selected. It is said that there are also 4 substitutes.
After the audition, Home Entertainment also conducted a 4-month closed training camp for these active school girls who are basically not music majors, and at the same time, a large number of promotional posters about this singing group were launched in an all-round way. According to these posters, enthusiastic fans also interpreted a message, that is, these school girls not only have zero plastic surgery and zero makeup, but also have zero dead ends. Although everyone knows that the angle of taking pictures is actually very important to a person's appearance, and the faces on the poster are definitely the best angles, and it is impossible to really have zero makeup, but all of this is a hot topic for everyone.
During this period, Home Entertainment continued to invest a lot of money, according to people familiar with the matter, the money invested by Home Entertainment in this draft is unprecedented in the entertainment industry. Just like a movie, we all know that a lot of investment doesn't necessarily make a good film, but a movie without much investment, at least even the scenes make people not interested in watching it. Think about the "Let's go to see the thundershower" filmed by Mango Station back then, and the special wealthy young master drove a Geely sports car, and he was drunk when he thought about it.
A year, a year of topics that continue to heat up, a singing group is no longer just a problem of a singing group, this is a complete phenomenon. For fans in this city, the first stop of the "Peerless Beauty" Asian tour is set in this city, which is a topic that continues to heat up and even hot. As early as half a year ago, I started to ask someone to book tickets, but the reply I got was no, no, no. In fact, watching a live broadcast at home is far more clear than watching the concert outfield, but that crazy feeling is impossible to experience when watching TV.
So I've been crazy looking for someone to buy tickets, and I've been crazy about collecting all the promotional materials, and when my buddy helped me find the tickets, the information I collected has covered all the members of this group, and we have a special website online, which collects much more information than on the promotional posters, from height and weight measurements to their private photos without makeup, so that I have no interest in watching educational films in the island country recently, and looking at these 12 "peerless beauty" photos every day is enough for me.
Of course, not everyone can get into this site, you have to be a senior ...... like me Otaku members have a chance. The website has now offered odds on which beauty will accidentally fall on the day of the concert, which one will be kissed by crazy fans, and even what color of leggings will be offered. Don't think that this odds are so obscene and boring, it's all real money, if you don't have an insider, your money can only be wasted, but if you believe too much insider, then you can definitely lose and jump off the building.
I seem to have taken the topic away, in fact, I am not so obscene, I don't know anything about the online betting, but the first concert of "Peerless Beauty" happened to be in this city, and it happened to be released on my birthday on July 4th, so I should comfort myself for a year of hard work and let myself go to a concert.
Of course, for a singing group that focuses on young and beautiful girls, I may be a little too old to be their fans, I ...... It's 35, but who would rule that a 35-year-old uncle can't be infatuated with a young and beautiful girl group? I didn't say that I was obsessed with Lori, but I actually prefer adults.
Yes, I'm 35, and I'll be 35 on July 4th! The thought of this makes me a little irritated, a little angry, I'm so 35! But what am I doing? I'm still chasing a girl group that has turned purple before it actually comes out? Is this something a 35-year-old man does? I'm still betting online, well, I'll admit I'm pretty lewd, but why does a 35-year-old uncle still do such a nasty thing? That's all because I've been dogs since I graduated from college!
Really, I'm embarrassed to say that I went to college, and I went to one of the three oldest universities in the province, in my junior year, I also chose to keep my student status and enlist in the army, and after coming back to finish college, I found that it was not me who went to college, but college who went to me, when it lifted its pants and swept me out of the house, I dragged my suitcase and stood at the school gate for a while with no way out.
In fact, I had already found a job at that time, because I had enlisted in the army, so I successfully applied for the exam and passed the written examination interview and physical examination and had already stepped into the police force with one foot, but after I enjoyed the last two months of carefree college life, I received a notice when I graduated, and the position that originally belonged to me was replaced by a son who did not know what kind of eldest son it was. Of course, this is something I learned about later, but I was confused at the time.
At that time, I was only 1 day away from graduating from university. I was still drinking with my buddies in the dormitory the day before, and as a passer-by, I encouraged them to work harder, because the ideal is ahead, and there will be opportunities to work hard. However, the reality cracked on my face, I covered my hot face and comforted those brothers who tried to comfort me at the graduation ceremony, saying that it was okay, I can't blame the society for my back, I can't blame the government for my hard life, and next year's recruitment examination, my brother is a good man again. And I also proudly said that the police force in our province still lacks such an elite talent as me, and when they lose, they will know that they can't regret it, because I will not apply for the police examination again, and there are still many provincial organs waiting for me.
However, the reality continued to slap me in the face, the second year, I was not admitted to any provincial organs, the third year, I was not even admitted to the districts and counties near the provincial capital, and the fourth year...... In the past few years, I have sold insurance, promoted Amway, ran a taxi, and even worked as a security guard in a nightclub, a college graduate who was born in a provincial capital, but has no access, no connections, and no funds, I have done all the jobs that college graduates can do, and then I also went to sell houses, to sell cars, to be an online game booster, I even wrote online articles behind closed doors, I left myself instant noodles for a month, and said to myself, after a month, you are the next three less. I also gave myself the pen name Ershao because I thought what I wrote was more than a dozen streets higher than Sanshao. But a month later, if my dad hadn't come to my rental house, I would have starved to death.
It wasn't until the year before last that I finally got on the right track, and I was finally admitted to the career recruitment examination of that year and entered the Hudong District Branch of the Municipal Environmental Protection Bureau. At this time, I'm already 32 years old, I don't have much hope for the future or something, as for the ideal, the ideal sister paper has long empathized with me, and went to find a handsome guy who is younger and hotter than me. When I first reported on it, the director seemed to appreciate me, and I don't know if she admired my abilities or my hue, but I had no scruples, but just as I was about to sell myself to the director, she went in. Then I heard that this woman was not simple, because after she went in...... Committed suicide.
I didn't expect a small EPA to have such deep water! Originally, it was none of my business, but although I wanted to sell myself to the director of the bureau, although I was still hidden in my stomach, my colleagues saw it, and I became a joke, a complete joke, and even the people from the Commission for Discipline Inspection came to talk to me, and it turned out that I really just had an idea, but I was already crippled. If it weren't for the fact that I was tired of wandering outside, I should have resigned.
I'm tired, I'm in my thirties, and my parents are counting on me to get married early and get a grandchild for them to play with. For so many years, I have avoided seeing the two elders, let alone the object of marriage, I haven't even talked about a serious girlfriend, serious girls don't look down on me, and I don't dare to take serious girls at home. My dad was a middle school teacher, and although he didn't have much to say in his life, he thought our family style was very positive, and I don't know if he had really seen the "Zeng Guofan's Family Motto" set of threads he put on the bedside, but if I dared to take home a few princesses I met in a nightclub, he would definitely cripple me. But the girlfriends I really got along with the longest were all princesses in the private room of the nightclub, and the longest one was a month, and they still raised me.
Don't talk about this, after the director's accident, I was like a real person, anyway, the mud fell into the crotch of my pants, it's not but anymore, and it's boring to explain it again, just be a man with my tail between my legs, how can you fire me?
Then the new director came, and when I saw the new director, I felt that my outlook on life had changed again, and I thought about resigning.
Because the new director is my classmate, college classmate, classmate, dormitory. Strictly speaking, he should still be my junior brother, after all, I retained my student status in my junior year and enlisted in the army, and when I came back, those classmates who were originally in the same class as me had graduated. The new director and I only lived in the dormitory for a year, and most of the time he lived with his girlfriend in a rented room outside, and in the days before graduation, I blew a bottle with him and drank to the heart, I told him to work harder, as long as you work hard, you will have a chance......
The new director's name is Chen Zhen. He was a college classmate of mine.
When I became a joke of the whole picture, I didn't even think about leaving, but when I saw that the new director was Chen Zhen, and Chen Zhen recognized me, I had already decided to leave. After so many years, my cheeks have been cultivated very thickly, and people in the thick of the whole situation are laughing at me, and I am indifferent. But when I saw Chen Zhen appear in front of me as the new director, I was slapped more than ten years ago and my face was crackling.
However, the situation was not as bad as I imagined, Chen Zhen obviously didn't remember what I said back then, he just recognized me in surprise, and then took me to the food stall to eat barbecue after work, just like in the back street of the school. I didn't drive, drank beer, Chen Zhen was shorter than me, and he looked like 165, and he was a lot richer than back then, so he ate barbecue on a hot day, although an electric fan was blowing hard behind him, but he was still sweating. When I was drinking, Chen Zhen and I said a lot of heart-to-heart words, and also mentioned one of our classmates who died early, so we were all moved, and the two old men hugged each other and sang and danced like they did in the dormitory, crying so much.
I don't believe that Chen Zhen was pretending that day, although he regained his face as a director afterwards, and none of us mentioned the matter of getting drunk that day, and he didn't seem to take any special care of me, but it was enough. Later, we lived peacefully for two years, and these two years were the two calmest years since I graduated from university, and I knew that I had no room for development, so I also cherished this peace.
Until recently, my relationship with Chen Zhen and Chen Ju warmed up again, because of the "peerless beauty".
Chen Zhen is also a fan of this young girl group, he will never mention this hot topic in front of others, but he will call me to his office, close the door, and he will ask me to find him the online atlas. In fact, there is nothing wrong with these pictures, at best, they are private photos of other little girls, but he is the director after all, and no one can understand his mind except me.
Chen Zhen is particularly fascinated by the school flower of Thailand's Royal Nursing College among the 12 "peerless beauties", and I reminded him that it doesn't have to be a woman. Chen Zhen said that he had seen real people, and even if it was fake, he was willing to fall into it. I'm rubbing, he still thinks he is the young man of Huaichun back then! As for me, what I like is the girl named Liang Zhengzheng, who is from our city and is a freshman at the university next to our alma mater. I have a crush on this girl, not because she's from our city, but because she's a lot like an idol from my teenage years.
To tell the truth, when we were talking about these 12 girls who were a little younger than us by a round behind closed doors, there was no director and subordinates, just two lewd uncles who got together. Everyone enjoyed the feeling, but we weren't really obscene...... Chen Zhen: I can't guarantee it, at least I'm not, we just enjoy this feeling of watching an educational film about the island country together in the dormitory, very private, very brotherly, only understandable but unspeakable. I believe that for Chen Zhen, the overall situation, even when he returns home, his wife will not understand him as well as me.
So I don't understand why he sent me on a business trip on July 4th. I almost broke with him for this.
On July 4th, I wasn't supposed to be on a business trip.