Chapter 88 pretends to be pitiful
Chapter 88 pretends to be pitiful
Soon, under the leadership of Zhu Ziqiang, he came to the side hall. Seeing the little boys running around in the side hall and those who were sitting in danger and talking to their fathers, as well as those peers who were full of gratification, Yi Xiaofeng couldn't help but sigh, Zhu Wu Lianhuanzhuang's generation is really a father and a son, a brother and a friend, and they are happy, and there is no sign of Zhu Changling and Wu Lie when they were in charge of Zhuwu Lianhuanzhuang. This is also the reason why Yi Xiaofeng decided to live here to find the "Jiuyang True Scripture".
"Okay, boys, your grandfather Mo is here, it's time to open the table, sit down!" Seeing Yi Xiaofeng and Zhu Ziqiang, Wan Yanping got up and personally guided Yi Xiaofeng to sit on the main seat, and at the same time beckoned those little boys to sit down.
Although I don't want to admit it, but in terms of generation, Yi Xiaofeng is indeed the grandfather generation of these little boys, Kaye and Guo Jing are the same generation, naturally Yi Xiaofeng is the same generation as Yang Guo and others, and this era is simply the paradise of Lolicon, so it is normal to have grandchildren in their thirties, and after careful calculation, Yang Guo's generation is almost fifty years old, and there are even a few little children of Yi Xiaofeng's great-grandchildren on the Zhu family......
As a purebred little virgin-male, Yi Xiaofeng, who has not even held the hand of a girl, had a feeling of "concubine can't accept it" for this cute generation difference at first, but after nearly two months of "Grandpa Mo, Grandpa Mo", Yi Xiaofeng also saw it, and Yi Xiaofeng also thought cheerfully, this generation can also provide convenience for finding "Jiuyang True Scripture" in the future, since Yang Guo and Guo Fu left, only Wu Dunru and Wan Yanping are left in the same generation as Yi Xiaofeng, The Zhu family did not come to Yi Xiaofeng's contemporaries at all this time......
There is a way that the elders dare not resign, even if these little boys find some clues, an elder identity can suppress them, as for Wu Dunru and Wan Yanping? Now that such a big family has just arrived in this "noble land", I am afraid that they don't have the heart to pay attention to Yi Xiaofeng, a person who doesn't know martial arts!
Just as Yi Xiaofeng was thinking like this, Wan Yanping raised his glass and signaled to the four people: "Counting it, we haven't gotten together like this for more than half a year, we can't share the worries of the master and them......" Speaking of this, Wan Yanping choked up, and saw that those already sensible boys were all filled with righteous indignation, clenched their fists, and their muscles jumped, which scared Yi Xiaofeng a lot.
"What's going on? Is this the rhythm of the explosion? ”
Then Wan Yanping took a deep breath, and then slowly and solemnly said: "Especially me, the ...... who is an elder" Wan Yanping paused slightly, and then glanced at the four seats, and then said solemnly: "However, you are still young, you still have a chance, now that your Uncle Yang has found such a good place for you, you must study martial arts diligently, return to Xiangyang as soon as possible, and help the master and them solve the misfortune of Xiangyang...... Come...... Dry ......"
"Dry ......" With Wan Yanping's last "dry", everyone in the four seats had a feeling of "group excitement" in it, and even Yi Xiaofeng raised his wine glass with a bitter face and reluctantly toasted it!
After finishing this cup, Wan Yanping didn't stir up the atmosphere anymore, greeted everyone, and ate directly, which was exactly what those little boys wanted, after all, their worldview had not yet been established, and the only thing they knew was to eat at the table.
With these little boys' adjustments, the solemn atmosphere just now disappeared, and the next thing is the happy meal time, which is very suitable for Yi Xiaofeng's appetite.
During this period, Wan Yanping also toasted Yi Xiaofeng with a few glasses of wine alone, which made Yi Xiaofeng depressed for a while, let him drink Coke, is it okay to drink...... If it weren't for the wrong atmosphere now, Yi Xiaofeng would have refused directly, and then Yi Xiaofeng didn't think about returning the tribute in the spirit of eating without saying anything, there was only one word, that is, "eat".
Of course, otaku will definitely "diverge in thinking" when no one is bothering. Now Yi Xiaofeng, who is wrapped in a piece of chicken in his mouth, "diverges" to Wu Dunru. As the housekeeper of this big family, she was not present for the first meal after settling down, and judging from Yan Ping's "inflammatory" speech just now, she didn't take Wu Dunru, her husband's brother, to heart at all......
"Am I a family that has reached the point where they don't get along?" Chewing the chicken, Yi Xiaofeng suddenly had a bad feeling, looking at the appearance of Yan Ping now, she is ready to be the "big head" of this big family, the "big head" is naturally in charge of Wu Dunru, the "housekeeper", and looking at the attitude of these boys towards Wu Dunru, they don't need Wu Dunru "housekeeper".
So, what can Wu Dunru do? According to Yi Xiaofeng's estimate, under Wan Yanping's arrangement, he is not treated as a "senior thug", looking at this dinner, you will know that thugs are thugs, and it is impossible to go to the host's dinner table!
"Y-, I wish I had thought about it more." Yi Xiaofeng said secretly, such an idle "senior thug" is very capable of making trouble for him to find the "Jiuyang True Scripture"!
"No, I'm going to find out later!" The more he thought about it, the more worried Yi Xiaofeng became, and secretly decided.
Naturally, with worries, no matter how good the food is, Yi Xiaofeng can't eat it well, seeing that the four seats have almost eaten, Yi Xiaofeng casually found a reason, and didn't care about Yan Ping's dissatisfied look, so he directly withdrew first.
casually found a servant and asked him to lead Yi Xiaofeng to the place where Wu Dunru lived.
"Damn, is this still Wu Dunru?" After letting the servant retreat, after looking around, Yi Xiaofeng sighed.
Wu Dunru's residence is even more remote than Yi Xiaofeng, Yi Xiaofeng's remoteness is because there are few people living around, so it is remote, and Wu Dunru's remoteness here is really remote, and a few steps further into the mountain behind the manor. And this place is not only partial, but also very dilapidated, detached, not to mention Yi Xiaofeng's courtyard there, looking closer, Yi Xiaofeng can even see that some walls have cracked.
That's why Yi Xiaofeng sighed like this, in his impression, the two brothers of the Wu family are the kind of mean and unkind people, who grew up with a golden key and can't stand the slightest grievance, but now living in such a humble room has no dissatisfaction, which really distorts his impression of Wu Dunru.
"Little Brother Mo, come in!" At this time, Wu Dunru's rather tired voice came from the broken house, and it sounded like a sigh!
"I'm going to listen to the argument?" Yi Xiaofeng muttered in surprise, he was still some distance away from this dilapidated house, but Wu Dunru still called out his name, which made Yi Xiaofeng want to find the "Jiuyang True Scripture" earlier. After all, few boys can resist the temptation of martial arts...... Eh...... The boy was a bit older, though.
Excited, Yi Xiaofeng didn't pay much respect, directly pushed open the door, and stepped in......
"I'm going to ......" As soon as I entered the house, the first thing I smelled was a strong smell of sour wine.
"How much alcohol does it take to get this fruit!"
When I looked up, I saw Wu Dunru sitting on the table in front of the hall, directly holding the wine jar where he was drinking, and there were already several empty jars under his feet.
"Tut-tut...... No wonder the tone of voice just now was so abnormal! Anyway, you really think you're Qiao Feng, what should you do if you drink like this, what should you do if you drink to death? Seeing Wu Dunru's abnormally red face, Yi Xiaofeng secretly complained.
"Come, Little Brother Mo, ...... drinking" Seeing Yi Xiaofeng walking in front of him, Wu Dunru directly held the wine jar and put it in Yi Xiaofeng's arms.
"Eh......" Yi Xiaofeng, who didn't know how to drink in the first place, naturally thanked Bumin, avoided it again and again, moved a bench, and sat in the corner not far from Wu Dunru, just don't go to the table, otherwise it will be even more difficult to refuse!
"Heh, hiccup......" After burping, Wu Dunru pointed to Yi Xiaofeng's confused muttering and said, "Little Brother Mo, you also look down on me, and you don't drink my wine!" ”
Hearing this, Yi Xiaofeng was startled, quickly got up, and waved his hand again and again to explain: "No, no, no, how is it possible?" It's just that...... It's just that ......" eyeballs earned a few circles, but Yi Xiaofeng still didn't think of a good excuse, which made Wu Dunru, who was already going crazy drunk, angry, and slapped the wine jar on the table hard...... "......" In Yi Xiaofeng's stunned, Wu Dunru actually used this wine jar to slap through the table without damage.
"I'll go, this force is so well controlled! Will I be able to do this in the future? Thinking of the appearance of learning "Jiuyang Divine Skill" in the future, Yi Xiaofeng got up.
"Little Brother Mo, if you look down on me, you will look down on me, just say it, anyway, I don't need anyone to look down on me like this, woo woo woo...... Hahaha...... "Sure enough, Wu Dunru started to drink madness while crying and laughing.
And Yi Xiaofeng was directly shocked by his high take!
"Yeluyan and Yeluyang have hit him too hard, even the bloodiness of the martial artists is gone!" is also because Yi Xiaofeng confirmed the guess at the banquet just now, this Wu Dunru has really become a "senior thug" in this big family, otherwise even if he succumbs to Yan Ping, he will not be like this as a "housekeeper"!
Which martial artist on the rivers and lakes is despised, not five steps of blood splashed in anger, but now Wu Dunru is a martial artist again, and he is very drunk, he is such a cowardly situation, it seems that he is in the habit of being despised, and his blood has been worn out!
However, Yi Xiaofeng will not evil Wu Dunru at this time, after all, there is still something to ask Wu Dunru for help!
"Of course, the younger brother doesn't despise Brother Wu, it's just that the family motto is like this, and the younger brother has to abide by it!" After rolling his eyes several times, Yi Xiaofeng finally thought of a good reason!
"Family motto? ......Hearing this, Wu Dunru slumped on the table, pointed at Yi Xiaofeng and sneered: "Is there any family motto in this world that prohibits juniors from drinking?" You just look down on me! ”
Hearing that Wu Dunru kept twisting Yi Xiaofeng and said that he couldn't afford it, Yi Xiaofeng smiled and felt that his request for help from Wu Dunru had become seventy percent. Then he pretended to be helpless and said: "Actually, I think the same way, but who told me to have a father who is a national craftsman?" ”
"Well......" Hearing that the topic turned to Kaye, Wu Dunru looked right, after all, no matter what his peers and juniors thought of him, he was still Guo Jing's disciple, so he naturally knew that before leaving Xiangyang, Guo Jing was looking for Mo Fei's father, and even treated Kaye with courtesy. Although I don't know what Guo Jing is going to do, I know that this matter is not simple!
And seeing that he had finally bypassed Wu Dunru, Yi Xiaofeng laughed at himself: "My father said that those of us who are craftsmen don't know moderation when we are young, we overeat, and when we are old, we can't even swing a hammer, especially drinking, drinking not only delays things, but also paralyzes the feeling of craftsmen, and it is not good to ......."
"Ridiculous......" Yi Xiaofeng didn't finish his words before he was interrupted by Wu Dunru's loud shout. I've never heard such a fallacy, it's true that drinking is wrong, but if you want to say that the so-called feeling of paralysis, I don't believe it, burp ......" Saying, Wu Dunru stood up with a wine burp, walked to Yi Xiaofeng's side, patted him on the shoulder and said: "If this is the case, it is also caused by your father's lack of martial arts, lack of internal strength, and fatigue, heh, I also drink, why didn't I hit the wrong punch, Hiccup......"
Smelling this sour smell coming from Wu Dunru's mouth, Yi Xiaofeng was very depressed, but he didn't show it on his face, but he was extremely happy to take Wu Dunru's hand off his shoulder, and clenched it tightly: "After practicing martial arts, is it really effective to cultivate internal strength?" ”
Seeing the glittering look in Yi Xiaofeng's eyes, Wu Dunru raised his head and said without hesitation: "Of course ......"
"That'...... That...... Hmm......" Immediately, Yi Xiaofeng twisted......
"Eh, little brother Mo, as a good man, don't be so twisted, just say something!" Wu Dunru broke away from Yi Xiaofeng's hand and patted Yi Xiaofeng's shoulder again to persuade him.
"Really?" Yi Xiaofeng asked. 、
"Naturally!"
"Okay, then I'll talk about it!" Yi Xiaofeng said cautiously.
"Say ......" Wu Dunru withdrew his hand, raised his hand, and said quite generously.
"Actually, I want to learn martial arts from Brother Wu, cultivate internal skills, and also want to taste the taste of wine." Rubbing his hands, Yi Xiaofeng said slowly. Of course, this sentence and the words about the family motto just now are all Yi Xiaofeng lying, after all, Yi Xiaofeng tasted several glasses of wine just now!
"Learn martial arts with me?"
As soon as Yi Xiaofeng's words fell, he saw Wu Dunruyuan's eyes open, looking at Yi Xiaofeng in disbelief, and his words were full of unconfidence.
"Yes!" Nodding awkwardly, Yi Xiaofeng rubbed his hands and made a gesture of leaving: "If Brother Wu doesn't agree, then the little brother will leave first." ”
"Huh...... Don't don't...... Hey, hey, hey...... How could you, Brother Wu, disagree? Hey, hey, hey...... If you want to learn martial arts, can't your martial brother not teach it? Looking at Wu Dunru, who had already laughed into a chrysanthemum, Yi Xiaofeng also laughed, and said excitedly: "Really? ”
"Nature is true! A gentleman's word, the horse is difficult to chase! I haven't broken my word yet! Wu Dunru shouted as if he had been insulted. But then he became happy again, and said loudly: "Ha, today, your big brother Wu is happy, drink, go drink!" Pulling to the table in the distance, he effortlessly took out the jar and poured it into his mouth.
Seeing Wu Dunru like this, Yi Xiaofeng first silently apologized: "I'm really sorry, who told you to bully now?" ”
However, he immediately said happily: "I thought it would be difficult to learn martial arts with you!" I didn't expect it to be just pretending to be pitiful, hey...... It seems that you really need people's approval! ”