Chapter 90 - Don't Talk to Big Mom
Chapter 90 - Don't Talk to Big Mom
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[Alas...... her second watch...... Maybe I have to wait until the end of this New Year to resume the second watch...... You understand me, don't you? Right? Right!? Definitely?!? γ
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I finally entered Gensokyo, but before my ass was hot, I was waved by Zi Ma and thrown to the outside world, what is it like?
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"Come on! I'm not going to be knocked down by this little problem! When I return to Gensokyo, I'll confess to Hua Ma! I'm going to have a whole bunch of flower monkeys with her! β
With that, Tang Yuan, who felt very proud of having set up a flag, walked through the grove and came to a dilapidated shrine.
This shrine still looks very familiar, in fact...... This is the Hakurei Shrine in the outside world, and it is the official entrance to Gensokyo.
"Hmm......" Tang Yuan stood in front of the ruin-like building, pinching his chin and looking at it for a long time.
I always feel very bad in my heart...... Maybe it's because as an Oriental congregation, after understanding what the Hakurei Shrine looks like in Gensokyo, there is always a sense of ...... when you see this dilapidated Hakurei Shrine This is the illusion of Hakurei Shrine in Gensokyo.
"Ahem...... This person likes to think a lot when he gets older...... Shouldn't I retire sooner? Marry a wife, have a son, and pass on the Lord God to him? β
Then he slapped himself.
"Bah, what do you want a son, you want a daughter, a daughter! Fatherly love is great! β
I'm starting to think about it again...... Is it really old?
"Ahem, it seems that this is all there is to humans." Shaking his head, Tang Yuan glanced at the dilapidated Hakurei Shrine, pushed the door and prepared to walk in - and then he found that because the shrine had been abandoned for an unknown amount of time, there was no door.
"Gan!"
I originally wanted to stay here for one night, but I didn't even have a door, and I still live in a yarn! Tang Yuan was so angry that he wanted to kick the pillar of this shrine, but after thinking about it, he was afraid that he would kick this dilapidated house to collapse, so he could only throw a "gan" in anger and leave.
Where to?
Go where there are people!
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Nagano Prefecture, a town.
I don't know how Zun is set up (in fact, it's just because the author is too lazy to study carefully), the Suwa Shrine in the real world (that is, the prototype of Shouya Shrine) is obviously too much to die, and after arriving in the world of this Oriental Project, Tang Yuan only found a Shouya Shrine after a little inquiry, and there was not even a branch, no wonder Kanako and Suwako decided to pack up and move to Gensokyo when they got it in 2007 (the time when the plot of the wind god record occurred...... In this worldview, the great god of Suwa is too miserable!
And why did Kara come to Nagano Prefecture?
It's very simple, because Fengjinlu happened in 2007, and it's only 2000 years now, which means that Sanae is just a schoolboy now!
Elementary school students are amazing!!
As for where is Sanae's house? Isn't that simple? Just ask someone about it.,After all, Shouya Shrine is Sanae's family!
Although it is absolutely impossible for Sanae who is still in elementary school to serve as a wind celebrity, it is ...... Maybe it's her mother?
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Forget it, Tang Yuan, a wife or something, can't be interested even if he's a pervert, the point is - he likes the big sister type, not the mature type! Although these two have something in common, they are also very different, okay!
I'm not going to tell you that the only wife he likes is a female dragon...... Oh, you see that even any human can tease the female fire dragon, and sure enough, the male fire dragon deserves a grassland above his head, and the name of [Sky Cuckold King] is not to be shaken.
Thinking about it, he came to the Moriya Shrine on the outskirts.
ββ¦β¦ Belch. "Sure enough, it's very deserted.,Generally speaking.,Ordinary shrines.,Even if it's not a festival.,There will be sporadic visitors on weekdays.,But Tang Yuan came from the town until this shrine.,There's really no one to see along the way.γ
Sure enough, people's belief in unscientific things such as gods and monsters in this world has been greatly weakened, and it has reached such an exaggerated level, so it's no wonder that a dignified Suwa Daimyogami is forced to run into Gensokyo-and it seems that even if he enters Gensokyo, most of the beliefs collected come from youkai......
Sure enough, we shouldn't believe in science, should we?
When Tang Yuan came to this shrine, he symbolically worshiped (as long as he worshipped God, whether it was the gods of High Heaven Plain, the Buddha or Jesus Christ, he was perfunctory and insincere), took out a gold coin and threw it - not to mention that the gold coin is not money! Gold coins are gold, why is gold not money!?
Look left and right.,it.,Why doesn't this shrine even have a person!?
Tang Yuan thought for a moment and shouted towards the shrine, "Is there anyone?" β
If someone asks about the story of the god enshrined in this shrine, they may be able to dig up some black history of Kanako and Suwako, but if there is no one...... That's a lot easier.
"Anyone!?" Tang Yuan shouted loudly again, but no one responded.
Halo.,It seems that there is really no one left.,Maybe even the Fengzhu priest in this shrine doesn't believe in the existence of a god or something.,Is it only Sanae who can see God? This kind of setting looks like I've seen it somewhere......
After making sure that there was no one, Tang Yuan put his mind at ease and shouted towards the shrine again, "Is the Great Myojin of Suwa here?" β
Still no response.
"Suwako! If you don't come again, I'll roast a frog and eat it at the door of your shrine! Come out on! Don't hide inside and keep quiet! I know you're at home! "I'm starting to curse the streets.
Sure enough, not long after these words were shouted, two transparent figures floated out of the shrine.
"Yo, it's really here? I thought I wouldn't see you, but I didn't expect you two to be so miserable now? Tang Yuan looked at the two gods in front of him who looked like ghosts in a transparent form, and said with a smile.
"Who are you?" Elderly people with short stature...... Phew, Suwako, who was short in stature, was the first to speak, and she asked, "I don't remember you among those guys who knew my name...... And you seem to be a human being. β
Kanako didn't speak.
"Me? Hey, maybe I'm here to help you! Tang Yuan grinned and pointed at himself, "How does it feel in the era of the end of the law?" It's uncomfortable to be hung with the faith of a few people, right? Maybe I can help you regain your faith, don't you believe it? β
ββ¦β¦ Perhaps. This time it was Kanako who spoke, "The fact that you can see us already shows that you believe in our hearts that we are something that is 'beyond reason', and maybe we can really get some help from you...... But we're very weak now, and I don't know what you're trying to get from us, but I'm going to start with that...... We can't give you anything in return right now, and even then you want to help us? In that case, your motives are highly questionable. β
"Why are you so suspicious?" Tang Yuan pursed his lips, it seemed that these two gods looked down on him, "Then why don't you talk to me?" It's rare to see the real god, and I'm still a little excited in my heart. β
"Please, anyway, if this form appears, it won't consume our strength." Suwako spread her hands helplessly, "But, with all due respect, there's nothing to talk about with strangers, especially old guys like us from hundreds of years ago. β
Tang Yuan smiled, sat down against the stone of the torii gate, and then ......
Then he learned why it was said that "one woman is equal to five hundred ducks."
What to talk about? Talk about family life! Let's just talk about what we ate this morning.
So the front is high-energy.
Suwako is still a little reserved.,I don't like to talk much.,It's just a few words of uh-huh-ah-ah-huh.,But this Kanako...... Think about it.,Aunt Yi.,Due to the lack of faith.,Human beings can't see the gods.,For hundreds of years, you can only live with Suwako, a legitimate Lori.,Although it's not too lonely to suffer from autism.,But it's also panicked enough.,Now it's hard to come to a guy who can see the gods.,And it seems that he still knows a lot about these things.,At the beginning, when I was chatting casually, Kanako could still hold it so that she wouldn't lose her identity.,Later, she chatted and chatted more and more., In the end, he directly poked open the conversation box and began to talk endlessly, and for a while, Tang Yuan and Suwako could only listen and nod their heads and couldn't interject at all - speaking of which, Suwako is also a god of the same period as Kanako, why does she talk so little?
It's over, looking at Kanako's posture, it is estimated that she will not shut up for more than ten hours.
Tang Yuan listened to Kanako Kan Dashan there, and felt that his life was suddenly much more fulfilling......
Who made his original purpose to be close to these two gods? Now this situation is self-inflicted.
Why set almost? It's not because they are gods, so they must know more things than Tang Yuan that ordinary people don't know, Tang Yuan still remembers his main quest, [Perfect Gensokyo], what is perfection? How to improve? What if these two gods knew what it meant?
Tang Yuan has other candidates in mind, but you must know that Kanako and Suwako have no idea of moving to Gensokyo now, that is to say, if Tang Yuan can really help them, it will be a send-off in the snow, and they will be their lifesavers.
In this way, if you really want to improve it in the future-let's not talk about what the "perfection" means here--when you really want to improve Gensokyo, Tang Yuan can still have two helpers, right? And these two helpers are still the number one in Gensokyo in terms of strength!
So...... No matter how much Kanako talks, he has to listen and hold on, and he must first have a good relationship with these two gods who have been lonely for hundreds of years and are now in dire straits.
Ah, it looks like my ears are starting to hurt...... Tang Yuan thought so, barely kept his sitting posture, listening to Kanako's unilateral chatter there, basically the topics that the aunts would talk about, and felt that his move was really stinky.
'Sanae, you're going to grow up quickly...... When the time comes, take care of your family, Kanako-sama......
[To be continued]