6, Boli witch Fu Lichan ~ is about to start!
[[[cp|w:550|h:388|a:l|u:/chapters/201510/4/36157886357957402990]]]] Regarding the "Legend of the Valoran Heroes" in the previous chapter, the setting is a novel written by a certain traveler in the main world under the pseudonym of [porter], and by the way, the main world also has lol (game)...... Because of the existence of the traverser, in addition to the background settings in the first chapter, the culture is actually very similar to our world (such as the house, or something). Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
The name of the person or something, you can Baidu it, just let us push the book to promote the comic.
Come on! Chinese LOL Legion! In today's battle of life and death, I won't milk it......
What do you mean by the folded ears cat classmates in the book review area? If you want to figure it, please ignore the one on the left.,The one on the right is the culprit who caused Fu Li to become a witch.γ
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6, Boli witch Fu Lichan ~ is about to start!
Grandma used to say.
Purple will produce nobility when placed on a woman, but when paired with a man, it will only give people the impression of a faggaot.
So a boy must not have purple on his body, and if he meets a purple man on the road, either he is a, or he is summoning a.
In other words, he's actually a bait to attract to it!
β...... I always feel like I'm hacked inexplicably, shouldn't it be a delusion? β
Dressed in a black black super special attack suit, the uncle with the face of the cannon fodder knight looked tangled, looked around strangely, and then said such a sentence without a head.
Fu Li picked up the imitation European-style porcelain cup and calmly took a sip of Assam milk tea.
"It's a delusion."
Affirmative, definite, must be in a tone of yes.
So the uncle decisively coaxed.
Today is July 1st, and it is also the first day of the seven-day holiday set up to commemorate the 20th anniversary of the establishment of Tianqi, commonly known as the holiday of Golden Week, theoretically speaking, it should be a national holiday carnival, but as the highest guardian combat force in each area of the city, it is impossible for each discipline committee member branch to do a real holiday, at most, it will take a shift system, and everyone will take turns to relax and play - but once there is a crisis situation, it is necessary to return to the position urgently.
Because Shiito is suddenly sick (or is it sick?). The original plan to go to the amusement park together had to be canceled and postponed, and Miss Kappa asked before leaving, and it seemed that this curse could be solved in about a day as long as there was relevant equipment.
So Fu Li called and talked to the colleague who was supposed to be on duty today, and temporarily changed back.
So, the down-line intelligence officer who was supposed to report to him tomorrow was called back on a temporary basis today by the knight face who was supposed to be doing what he wanted to do.
But Fu Li never dreamed that this thing, which according to his own words, was 'a little unspeakable little interest', would be so cheating.
In the alley where the meeting was scheduled, a tall man suddenly burst out, and then pulled off his trench coat -
"Big brother, do you want a plate?"
God is pitiful, Fu Li originally thought that this usually did the job of a cowherd in Kabukicho. After all, that very deceptive face is there, isn't it?
"Your hobby is really speechless, as my informant, you can be regarded as a small civil servant subordinate to the city management, right? What the hell is it to sell pirated disks? West! Card! Gauze! β
- The most important thing is, how did you hide from my boss who is the head of the urban management in the region!?
Uncle Knight-Faced - Sicaro was full of embarrassment, looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle and whistled.
Sighing helplessly, Fu Li elegantly put the porcelain cup in her hand back on the plate, and then turned her head to look at the two around her who were honestly staying aside like a schoolboy who had made a mistake.
A half-brown and half-yellow pudding head, and a smirkling real yellow hair.
The most embarrassing thing in Fu Li's seventeen-year-old life so far is that her own chengguan subordinates suddenly came out to sell pirated disks (Sicaro: I'm just used to seeing people like this!). Then halfway through, he was suddenly rushed out by two bad monsters who rushed out with a deadly momentum: "Demacia!!! β
In these years, if you do something bad, you must have some ambition, shout slogans, and then heroes save the United States. Although that beauty is a bit wrong.
What's even more embarrassing is that these two teases actually know each other better than him.
"I was just suspicious before, but I didn't expect you two to really degenerate to the extent of being a gangster, Haruhara Yohei of Class F, and Hasegawa Kodo of Class D, I thought it was suspicious that you two were always involved in all kinds of strange events inexplicably in the teaching institute, but I didn't expect you to really become a yellow turban thief?"
The Yellow Turban Thief, which was a one-color gang organization that was strangled to death by Fu Li not long ago, and crossed the line because of drug trafficking. As a monochrome gang, their logo is that everyone will have a yellow part on their body.
Zhen Huang Mao then smirked like a cramp: "I, I'm not Huang Mao, I'm not a golden hair, chairman, and I'm not a gangster, but when I passed by the alley, I saw that this classmate seemed to want to do something stupid, so I came out to persuade him to turn back......
Pudding's face was constipated, and he had a purple expression: "That...... Chairman, I'm Hasegawa Kitaka, and Kodochi is my sister. And I'm not bad either! I'm really just a passerby who was dragged and preached for no reason! β
Everyone, including Yohei Haruhara and Sicaro, turned their attention to the head of the Hasegawa Kitty. The meaning is obvious, is your pudding head that obviously failed to dye itself look good?
β... I was really born with this! "Hasegawa Kitty is going to cry, and it's really crying!
Fu Li sighed and said that she really couldn't stand these living treasures. Anyway, let's send these two unrelated people away first.
"Xiaoying, if you go back and take care of your sister, don't let her always come out to make trouble, I won't talk about you Huangmao, you go back and learn from your sister to grow her brain. Since we're all brothers, I don't have to worry about you - I mean, this time I'm not going to charge a 'frightened fine', and I'm going back to my house to find my sister, but remember, you don't see anything, you don't know anything, understand? β
Finally, this emphasizes the shame of the civil servant, Sicarlo. It's really a day, no wonder the crackdown on piracy peddlers is so unsmooth, it turns out that the power of the pirate party has infiltrated places like the Ministry of Intelligence.
Brother Nan teased the pseudo-bad duo and nodded busily, then turned around and left. If you can see at a glance that the chairman of the second-year high school is also the head of the Dongyun District Discipline Inspection Committee Branch (because the real minister has basically never shown up, most people think that Fu Li is the minister), how could the two of them rush out to save the beauty heroically?
But think about it, you must know that that person usually fights is a veritable flesh and blood, and it is rare to see her so daily life up close - wearing women's jeans and a pure white and black brimmed hooded sweatshirt - the contrast is too great!
But the personality doesn't seem to be as bad as the rumors, and it deserves to be the top three on the list of wanting her to be a girlfriend forever! The two poor children couldn't help but think so.
"Ah, speaking of which, those two seem to have treated you like a girl throughout."
After the unlucky duo who passed by left, the strange uncle Sicaro seemed to think of something and smiled uncontrollably.
Fu Li just rolled her eyes at this, and then she was still light and elegant, like a noble gentleman, and drank hot milk tea (in the eyes of outsiders, she was a big lady).
"I'm used to it, and no one will believe me when I emphasize that I'm a boy all day long, so it's hard for me to see someone take off their pants once and show them? Even if I say I'm a boy, it's just a habit, and I don't take this aspect very seriously. β
β...... Well, it can't be helped, who told you to always wear women's men's clothes? It's strange not to be misunderstood, right? β
This time it was Fu Li's turn to show a strange expression.
"Although I can make better money, I don't care much about women's clothing, after all, when I was a child, I always wore witch costumes with my sister to practice martial arts, but ...... I've always worn normal men's clothes! Why do you say that one or both? β
"Huh? Is that so? Sicaro looked Fu Li up and down in surprise, "Take a closer look...... Really, but why does it always feel like women's clothing no matter what you're wearing? β
Fu Li sighed helplessly: "I just wanted to ask, do you understand the feeling of always being confessed by girls?" β
"Huh? Isn't that a good thing? Speaking of which, aren't you still yelling that you can't find a girlfriend? Sure enough, my sister is blind? β
Ignoring Sicaro's deliberate tricks, Fu Li let out a deep sigh.
"The girls who confessed to me...... It's all lesbians!! Every time I was forced to take off my pants and show those big ladies!! I was lost again and again, and I still had to be comforted by those lilies, "As long as it's a cute Fu Li, it's okay if it's a boy." β
Fu Li's expression was broken at this time. And Sicaro, who was speechless, looked at his boss with pity, who theoretically held a lot of power. Having said that, was there anything very zombie in Fu Li's words just now? Forget it, seeing that he is so pitiful, let's not be entangled.
With the momentum of throwing her head off, she shook her head viciously, and Fu Li finally regained that calmness.
"Okay, okay, let's stop talking about these weird topics, get back to the point, get back to the point!"
Fu Li drank the hot milk tea in the porcelain cup in one go, and looked at Sicaro with a serious gaze. And Sicaro also secretly said that it was time to give that information, and forcibly ignored the heat coming out of Fu Li's ears.
"Pull your clothes open and show me."
β...... Ha? β
Sicaro, who was about to take out the information box he had prepared, was stunned, and although he didn't understand what he meant, he honestly opened his trench coat.
"Pirated disks that have not been sold can only be regarded as private interest burns, and they are not illegal, so you can neither confiscate nor fine!" At this time, the great pirate dealers did not forget to die in front of the chengguan and ridiculed their own chicken wisdom in exploiting legal loopholes.
However, Fu Li didn't pay attention to the dead Sicaro, and just calmly flashed her gaze from the neat and neat stuffed with steel wire from the Sicaro trench coat, and the whole disc of the pirated disc store flashed -
ββThen he grabbed it quickly, and a disc fell into Fu Li's hand.
Looking at the plate, Sicaro only felt his eyes twitch.
He couldn't help but complain: "Boss, I didn't say you, your family is a witch, so is this type of play really okay?" β
The disc that was taken away by Fu Li, on the cover of the plastic shell of the packaging, a black and straight red and white witch lady was full of charming flushes, and the originally serious witch dress was in full bloom under her seemingly inadvertent temptation moves, and it was more tempting than not wearing it, and the most important thing was that she was being tied in a very gentlemanly way by the divine rope used for evil spirits, and the witch costume that did not highlight the body function was stunned...... Well, without further ado, I'm going to be crabbed.
By the way, this shrine maiden lady seems to have a little bit of a look like someone.
Maybe it's the last bit of shame that has been stimulated? After all, he is a hairy boy under the age of eighteen, Fu Li's face is slightly red.
"IβI have to say, I'm not a 'Hirori Shrine Maiden', my surname is 'Fu', and my full name is Fu Li, not any Hiro Fu Li...... Besides, my sister and I grew up together in the hands of an older mother who looked younger than me! It's a childhood sweetheart! It's definitely going to come together in the novel.,Besides, the first love is a sister or something.,Anyway, there's no blood relationship...... Brother Yu next door is even a real sister to show you! β
I always felt as if I had accidentally heard something terrible, and the uncle said that Yali Mountain was big, so he had to ignore the parts that were very likely to be harmonized, and he stubbornly stubble:
"Well, whether it's those two or you, you're a beauty that can match Kaguya's Hime in the moon capital.,Growing up in that environment.,It's not surprising that you'll become a shrine maiden.γ It's better to be so similar even though there is no blood relationship, and it's even strange that people always mistake them for the three sisters of the Hiroshi witch, right? β
β...... It should be said that it is precisely because of the appearance that Sister Hongzhi and I will be adopted. Even though I'm not a woman, even if I learn the Hakurei Ghost Martial Arts, I won't be able to become a Hakurei witch......"
Looking at Fu Li, who was inexplicably caught in strange and broken thoughts, Mr. Sicaro, who was full of discipline (self-confessed), was full of cows.
Okay, let's stop talking about it, let's get to the point, okay?
Isn't this a very serious and serious hard sci-fi salvation text?