Chapter 256: Artificial Thunder and Lightning
Chapter 256: Artificial Thunder and Lightning
"Chengxiao, don't come here. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info don't come here! I'll burn paper money for you, you can ask for as much as you want! You can do as much as you want......" She finished speaking, and with a wave of her hand, the Stygian coins immediately fell overwhelmingly.
"I ...... I'm going back to Mengluxing! I'm not going to stay in this place anymore......"
"If only you could go back!"
"Hahaha...... cough cough cough ...... "Han Xiling was about to open the space tunnel to escape from Wowo, but he heard Bai Wu's breathless voice laughing.
She was a little puzzled at first, but finally she couldn't help but be curious and opened her eyes slightly.
Then she was furious!
I saw that a black person in front of her was holding back laughter, and she couldn't help bending over!
"It stinks! Sure enough, my stomach was full of bad water. You want to scare me to death? As she spoke, she jumped up and went to fight. Cheng Xiao avoided it lightly and said with a smile: "You didn't beat me to death just now?" ”
"But you're alive now! Say it quickly! Did you do it on purpose? ”
Cheng Xiao rolled his eyes and said, "Deliberately? Do you let the thunder hack you try? No one is going to joke with their lives. We're not some people, old witches who won't die for thousands of years! ”
"You, you...... It's too much of a deception! I'm only eighteen, right? Eighteen years old! "It seems that every girl is afraid of getting old. As soon as Cheng Xiao said this, Han Xiling immediately went crazy.
"And tell me when you were born?"
"This ...... I...... I...... I ......"
Cheng Xiao looked at her with a grin, pinched his fingers and calculated:
You came to Earth in the sixth year of the founding of the Western Han Dynasty, and then you slept in the Taixu Ancient Tower. The sixth year of the founding of the Yuan Dynasty was 135 BC, and now it is 2031. Two thousand one hundred and sixty-six years have passed. And if you say that you are eighteen years old, then you were born in 153 B.C. That means you're two thousand one hundred and eighty-four years old now! You've lived for two thousand one hundred and eighty-four years, and you're not an old witch yet.
"Chengxiao, I'll kill you!"
"Are you willing?" Cheng Xiao hippie smile authentic.
"I've been moldy for eight lifetimes! How could I have met such an enemy as you! Wrong! Don't divert from me. You haven't said anything yet! Sakura said you don't have a heartbeat, how can you come back to life? ”
Cheng Xiao looked at her and said speechlessly: "Oh! I don't have a heartbeat! So you come to one conclusion: I'm finished! Can you please have a little common sense? I was thundered by a little bastard! That's right! I heard that! But high-voltage electricity is not easy to kill people, only strong current is easy to kill people! The current of the second lightning bolt was stronger, and as a result, my heart couldn't bear it, and I went into shock! No breathing, no heartbeat. But my brain hasn't gone into shock yet! I've heard what you say! If I hadn't been in shock for a moment, I wouldn't have remembered that there was a little bastard who could use the dark matter field to control air molecules to collide and rub against each other, and then create electrified thunderclouds that would slash me with lightning. But she didn't expect that the electric potential energy of the thundercloud was not fully released, and it really almost killed me! ”
"Don't talk like this all the time, okay?" Han Xi Ling looked at Cheng Xiaodao angrily.
Crookedly, she looks good when she is angry.
Cheng Xiao pursed his lips and said, "I almost hung up, can I not be angry?" ”
"And you were the one who hit me just now?"
"It's not me!" Cheng Xiao is confident.
"Not you?" Han Xiling wondered.
Cheng Xiao smiled and stretched out his hand, only to see a sword appear in his hand.
He said, "It's it!" ”
Han Xiling snorted, walked to Cheng Xiao's side and said, "It's my fault this time!" I don't care! Are you okay? ”
"How could it not be ......" As soon as Cheng Xiao said this, he saw Han Xiling's hand wave, and a white light enveloped him.
He could directly feel the vibrations that were generated as the wound healed.
When the white light dissipated, he returned to his handsome appearance.
He was stunned! This thing is amazing, isn't it?
But then he had an idea, and he wanted her to heal Bai Wu's injuries. As soon as he turned around, he saw that Bai Wu was also shrouded in white light!
Feeling the wound in his body that healed sharply, Bai Wu's mouth opened wide. And Ye Weining just looked at all this suspiciously.
"Xi Ling, this ...... No wonder people call you a fairy! So that's what happened! ”
"What a fairy, it's a devil!" Cheng Xiao came to a sentence uninterestingly at this time.
"Chengxiao, you can't get along with me, can you?"
Cheng Xiao smiled "hehe" and said, "I don't know!" But what did you want to do here just now by sneaking in through the window? ”
"Steal!" Han Xiling glanced at him and said angrily.
"Stealing...... Stealing? No way? You...... Do you still need to steal? Han Xiling's words undoubtedly put a muffled thunder in Cheng Xiao's mind. He really couldn't figure out what it was worth stealing. Whatever she wants, just reorganize one!
Wrong! There is no point in reassembling something. Like people! She's not going to steal, is she?
Cheng Xiao was directly taken aback by this idea of his own, will Han Xiling steal "people"? This...... It's unlikely, right? She looks so cold and jade, how can she steal people?
Could it be something else, such as the Taixu Ancient Sword?
"Hey! Chengxiao, what are you doing in a daze? ”
"I'm thinking, what are you stealing? Could it be a 'person'? ”
"You're stealing!" Han Xiling immediately jumped up and slapped Cheng Xiao angrily.
"Mao Jin also said that you are very serious, you are very wooden. I didn't expect you to be so evil! The idea is so dirty! It seems that the little girl of Mao Jin was deceived by you! ”
Cheng Xiao avoided Han Xiling's pursuit all the way, and said with a smile: "You don't steal people, so what do you steal?" ”
"I didn't steal anything, I just thought it was fun!"
"Poof......" Cheng Xiao almost vomited blood, what else could he say about this cold Xiling? How could she have such a childish idea?
"Good...... Playful? Han Xiling, are you insane? Did you know that this is a crime? ”
Han Xiling said nonchalantly: "I returned the things to them later, how can I say that it is a crime?" ”
"Okay...... Yes! , count yourself ruthless! ”
Bai Wu also got out of bed, he changed his hospital gown back into civilian clothes, and asked, "Xiling, why do you have such a strange idea?" ”
As soon as Han Xiling raised her hand, an apple appeared in her hand, and she threw the apple to Ye Weining. Then another one was conjured and thrown to Bai Wu. The third one just wanted to throw it to Chengxiao, but when she thought about it, she withdrew her hand, and instead shook the apple in her hand, and then walked to the chair and sat down.
She smiled and glanced at Cheng Xiao, then took the apple to her mouth and took a bite.