Chapter 272: Poisonous Tongue
There are so many resources in this vast primeval forest, but no one dares to trespass in the whole of Latvia, not only because it is a protected area by the government and the Constitution, but also because there are so many horrors associated with it, and hundreds of poachers disappear in this large forest every year, and naturally, gradually no one goes to disturb the fabled elves and dryads. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Of course, the missing trespassers all died on Doctor Doom's magical enchantments and defenses, but today, when dealing with a near-undead monster, the destruction magic and machine guns that can kill mortals in an instant are not very effective.
Doctor Doom watched the surveillance video that his intelligent assistant had brought up for him, and the red-clad Deadpool wore his nasty red hood and had a pair of big white eyes like dead frogs, walking unscrupulously in this dense forest full of mysteries, he had no awe, as if he were walking through a garden.
When his left hand touched a magic trap on a tree and was completely impaled through the confinement, the guy with a bit of a bad brain laughed in surprise and sighed, "Wow, this is really an ingenious gift, I didn't expect it, oh, I should have thought of it, haha!" ”
Deadpool just laughed, with a contempt for the pain he felt, the blood that kept dripping could not make him feel the slightest panic, and he pulled out his left arm indifferently, as if he was pulling something that did not belong to him, and when he found that he could not do anything but make the tree shake violently and the leaves fall to the ground, he pulled out his long knife from behind his back, and simply broke his left arm from the elbow joint.
Like a gecko with a severed tail to survive, Deadpool escaped this troublesome trap with a broken arm, and with the help of his terrifying self-healing factor, his left arm had already sprouted before he could take a few steps.
Doctor Doom looked at this scene coldly, there was no emotion in his eyes, he knew that the outer defense system of his territory was not enough to kill this guy, and for people with this kind of recovery power that made people feel disgusting, as long as they didn't die, they didn't get hurt, so why waste the energy of the base and waste their time?
"Let him in, Pandora."
Doctor Doom commanded, causing the base's AI to turn off the perimeter defenses and give Deadpool a path guide.
Fifteen minutes later, in the reception hall on the first floor of the castle, Doctor Doom, sitting on a soft sofa, waited for Deadpool to push the door in.
"Hmm, why is it still so hot here, you are so rich that you are even reluctant to turn on the air conditioner?" With one arm exposed, Deadpool looked left and right, and the first thing he said when he entered the door was a merciless complaint, which was also no one, "And you also put a big fireplace in the room, are you a European in the sixties?" How can someone put such a big fireplace in the house now? Hey dude, it's the twenty-first century now! ”
Unscrupulously commented on it, but Doctor Doom didn't even have the slightest idea of participating in such a topic, and he asked in a hoarse voice, "Deadpool, how did you find me?" ”
"Oh...... Isn't the joke I just told funny? Deadpool's expression seemed very lonely, but the next moment, he became cynical again, spread his hands, and complained unhappily, "Hey, what the hell is going on in this world?" Did you all get into the old virgin's beep? Everyone is pulling a stinky chicken [beep--] face, why are you so serious, what about your [beep--] sense of humor? ”
"I don't care about a sense of humor......" Doctor Doom is still unmoved, a villain like him will not be angry at all because of Deadpool's diversion and absurdity, whether this guy who is full of anomalies in words and deeds is deliberately or unintentionally saying some garbage nonsense, Doctor Doom can leisurely ignore it and tolerate Deadpool as a bad pen.
"I just want to know, how did you find me? What are you coming to me for again? Doctor Doom asked coldly, sitting firmly on the couch, his dark green cloak spread out wantonly, giving people a sense of arrogance.
"Huh...... Oh well, I guess there's no way you have a sense of humor for a guy like you, ha, how did I find here? I went to hell to grass your mother, she told me, oh, she's such a good lover, by the way, she's been paying attention to you, and she even asked me if you want to breastfeed, ahahahaha! It's super [beep-] funny, isn't it? "Deadpool's poisonous tongue is first-class, and as a guy who can break the fourth wall, he can often poke a person's pain points......
Now, for example, Doctor Doom is silent!
The man covered in silver-white steel armor felt more anger than ever, his heart like a volcano about to erupt, his blood like boiling magma, his disfigured ugly face began to twist and hurt, and his deep eyes swelled as if they were bursting.
Ordinary people would want to beat their relatives when they are insulted like this, not to mention the powerful and murderous Doctor Doom, who performed a forbidden ritual in order to take back his mother's soul from Memphisto, the great demon of hell, and was disfigured and survived, and now, Deadpool dares to laugh at Doom's mother......
What is the calmness of the villain, and what is the tolerance of the strong? Fuck the stinky shit!
"You're dead." Doctor Doom said through gritted teeth.
"Ha, oh, I'm dead? Hahaha, that's great! This is such a coincidence, I thought I was the only one who wanted to kill you~ I didn't expect us to be so clever and wanted to kill each other! "Cheap is really very cheap, he is still smiling, looking very excited.
Doctor Doom came back to his senses at that moment, wondering why Deadpool had come to kill him, had the red tights maniac discovered something?
"Oooo Deadpool's mouth hasn't stopped, "Oh, I know, I know why you want to kill me, you want me to go to hell to sleep with your mother again, hey, my little plan has been seen through by me, but don't think about it, I don't want to be your stepfather, and I don't have an ugly boy like you!" ”
The strings of sanity snapped, and Doctor Doom raised his hand, and the magic surged, and the red orb of magic converged on his left hand.
The next moment, it changed into a surging torrent, and the brilliant light cannon smashed towards Deadpool.
“go・fuxk・yourself!”
Doctor Doom no longer has the grace to roar furiously!