Chapter 374: Hidden Murder Weapon!
"Oh my God!"
Tang Xiao exclaimed, his brows furrowed, and his expression was frightened.
Raised his hand to Wu Jie's pants and asked loudly:
"Early in the morning, you...... Who are you trying to scare to death?"
Tang Xiao really couldn't bear to look at it directly.
The pants were held high, as if a bottle of mineral water was hidden.
It is also thanks to the good quality of the pants and the good elasticity.
Otherwise, I am afraid that it will be pierced alive.
But even so, what if there are pants in the way?
It's scary to watch!
"What are you doing in a daze? Turn around! I hate being held at gunpoint the most!"
Tang Xiao was furious and shouted loudly.
No way!
This gun...... It's scary!
If that's what, who can afford it?
Hey, wait!
Why do we use 'eat'?
Tang Xiao was stunned.
Wu Jie rolled his eyes, turned around, and continued to spread the pancakes.
"Who made you wake up so early?"
Tang Xiao suddenly came back to his senses and snorted:
"It's dawn, shouldn't I get up? It's you, how many times have I told you!"
"Even if you don't like to sleep with clothes on, at least an extra pair of pants, right?"
"In case there are guests in the house, or if you move to Tianyuan Mansion in the future, you plan to dress so unrestrainedly?"
Wu Jie shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "Are you so disproportionate to me? ”
Tang Xiao snorted lightly and glanced at the prepared pancakes.
"By the way, why do I love to dream so much these days? Could it be that your medicine to heal my old wounds has side effects?"
Tang Xiao didn't ask stupidly and directly if Wu Jie had drugged the food.
"How could there be side effects?" Wu Jie turned around and asked with a smile, "What did you dream about?"
"I ...... Hey, turn around!"
Tang Xiao turned around, turned his back to the kitchen and muttered, "I've been dreaming lately, being on the prairie with others...... Horseback riding!"
"Dreams are psychological cues, as the so-called thinking day and night. ”
Wu Jie said with a smile while spreading pancakes: "Aren't you the king of special forces?"
Tang Xiao immediately said aloud: "I am in a very healthy psychological condition, I just want to know, is it caused by the side effects of the drug?"
"There can't be a problem with the medicine, I'll check your pulse later, and you'll know what's going on!"
After Tang Xiao snorted, he didn't dare to stay in the kitchen for a long time to avoid Wu Jie turning around again.
Clean the dining room and living room, lest one day my father come over and scold the two of them for being too lazy and not cleaning diligently.
Not much.
Wu Jie brought the gruel and pancakes to the table, called Tang Xiao, and went back to the house to put on clothes.
Enduring his hunger, Tang Xiao sat and waited for Wu Jie to come back, and immediately raised his hand and rested it on the table in front of Wu Jie.
"Come on, Doctor Wu, show me what's going on. ”
Miracle Doctor?
Wu Jie laughed and said, "I prefer others to call me a veterinarian than a miracle doctor!"
"Damn!"
Tang Xiao glanced at Wu Jie, "You hurry up and take the pulse, I'm so hungry that I can't help it!"
Wu Jie snorted, took the pulse with his left hand, and probed the pulse.
Smooth and powerful, no big deal.
"No problem!"
"Stick your tongue out, I'll look at the tongue coating!"
Tang Xiao did so.
Wu Jie looked carefully at the tongue coating, and then looked at the eyeballs.
It's so close that you can see it very clearly.
The lips are rosy and the tongue is pink.
The eyes are dark and shiny, and the skin is smooth.
After being stared at by Wu Jie for a long time, Tang Xiao was a little impatient.
"Have you finished reading it? I'm starving!"
Wu Jie shook his head and smiled: "You are so beautiful, you can't see it for a lifetime!"
"I ...... Looking for a beating, right?" Tang Xiao raised his fist and shouted coldly: "Let me ask you, am I sick?"
Wu Jie took a bowl of porridge and said with a smile:
"How can you be sick?
Tang Xiao asked blankly: "But why do I love to dream? And I am greedy and sleepy, I eat so much in a day, why haven't I gained weight?"
Wu Jie handed over the gruel and explained:
"You are greedy and sleepy because your body is undergoing secondary development, just like a newborn baby, there is a developmental stage where you are full of food and sleep, sleep and eat!"
"Unlike babies, the nutrients you take in are not used to grow a head, but to metabolize, replacing the original bones, muscles, nerves, etc., so that your whole body looks like new!"
"As for dreaming, it may be because your head has developed a second time, and you have become sharper than before, have a stronger memory, and are more impressed by the perception of things around you, but when you sleep, your brain is not completely dormant, and you are still very excited, so you dream!"
"So I guess your dreams must be real, right? It feels like you're there, even the physical sensations are realistic, and that's the typical undormant brain!"
After finishing speaking, Wu Jie handed Tang Xiao pancakes.
"Eat! What are you doing in a daze? Dreaming of riding a horse on the grassland proves that you yearn for freedom! If you want to be unrestrained and free, you will definitely be fine if you take the time to go for a walk together!"
Tang Xiao rolled his eyes.
Horseback riding?
Hmph! In the dream, you ride me, I ride you!
It's embarrassing to say that we will go for a walk together, so if we go together, we may not be bullied!
"I think it's because I haven't exercised lately, I haven't tired my body, and I haven't completely relaxed when I sleep. ”
Tang Xiao muttered.
Wu Jie nodded and smiled: "You can exercise, but you can't exercise too much now, you can run up to three kilometers a day!"
"So can I add one or two kilometers a week in the future?
Tang Xiao asked curiously.
Wu Jie knew that for the sports maniac Tang Xiao, it was absolutely impossible not to let her exercise.
"Anyway, you remember, high-intensity exercise should not exceed five minutes, and running should not exceed three kilometers! You can increase the amount of exercise by one percent every two days, and gradually recover, and by the end of the year, you should be able to recover to a good state!"
Tang Xiao was calculating while eating.
"At the end of the year, it seems like a good one! But ......"
Tang Xiao glanced at Wu Jie: "Pick him to exercise when he is not there, how does he know how much exercise I have? Big deal, I was gentle in the first month or two, and then I continued to increase the load, anyway, I must strive to return to the peak state within half a year!"
Secretly making up his mind, Tang Xiao raised his eyebrows and couldn't help laughing.
Wu Jie asked curiously: "What do you think? You are allowed to exercise, do you feel like you have been released from prison?"
Tang Xiao said with a smile: "That's right! I really can't wait to immediately arm myself for five kilometers of cross-country travel, three kilometers of swimming, rock climbing, parachuting, ......."
"Stop, stop!"
Wu Jie hurriedly reminded: "What daydreaming are you doing in broad daylight? Which newborn baby have you ever seen exercising wildly when they are still toddlers? Your current body is actually not much different from theirs!"
"Do you know what it means to not be immortal? You don't have a hard time getting rid of your old wounds, but you quickly wear down your body, and I really can't save you when the time comes!"
The corners of Tang Xiao's lips raised slightly, and he said with a smile:
"Are you a three-year-old child?
Wu Jie snorted lightly and immediately went back to the house.
Not long after, Wu Jie took back a smart ring like a ring.
"Take it! Put it on!"
Tang Xiao was stunned and asked, "What is this?"
Wu Jie explained: "With it, I can remotely monitor your heartbeat and heart rate to make sure you don't exercise wildly while I'm away!"
"In case of emergency, if you squeeze it three times, it will give me a remote alarm and report your location! But don't worry, such a small thing can't integrate audio and video equipment, so it won't secretly take pictures and eavesdrop on your privacy. ”
After Tang Xiao listened, he still wanted to pull it out.
"What are you doing?"
Wu Jie suddenly shouted loudly.
Tang Xiao was stunned, and the action of pulling out the smart ring was stagnant.
"I ......"
"Have you forgotten the three chapters of our covenant? I'm good to you, and it's not too much to ask, right?
"I ...... I'm just trying to see if it will fall off!"
Tang Xiao immediately squeezed out a smile.
But I really smiled on my face, and I was strangled in my heart.
Good for you, Wu Jie!
Big bastard!
You really treat me as a woman, don't you?
Put this on me, wouldn't it be my whereabouts and physical state, all under your control in real time?
"Strange! How can you make such a small smart ring, and how many secrets do you have that I don't know?"
Tang Xiao no longer took off the ring, but asked curiously.
"Do you want to know, then you kiss me, and I'll tell you!" Wu Jie laughed.
Tang Xiao didn't get angry, but smiled.
"Okay, you close your eyes, put your head a little closer, yes, get closer!"
Tang Xiao's eyes suddenly turned cold, and he suddenly punched Wu Jie, who was approaching with his eyes closed.
Want your sister to take the initiative to kiss you?
Eat Sister Punch ......