"No, no, I can't!" Listening to Dave's advice, Banner shook his head with a wry smile, and he waved his hand and said, "You can see too, once I become the Hulk, everything will be out of my control." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Hulk is a monster whose mind is only full of anger and destruction, he can only lead to tragedy, I can't be a superhero. ”

Banner's refusal silenced Dave for a moment, Dave felt that the previous mouth cannon could be regarded as his pinnacle, and he couldn't fool Banner into a superhero like this, and Dave was very frustrated.

After the silence, Dave asked:

"I know your problem, if you don't become the Hulk, you're as powerless as a normal person, and once you become the Hulk, you're only going to cause destruction. But have you ever thought about getting psychotherapy and getting back on your head? ”

"No, psychotherapy is too risky, once the psychiatrist wakes up the Hulk, that doctor will be in danger of life, and more importantly, there are only three endings of split personality, either I and Hulk merge, or I disappear, the best result is that Hulk's personality disappears. There is a one-third probability that Hulk will stay, and the risk is too great, and once Hulk stays, it will definitely be a disaster. Banner had some knowledge of psychology, so he explained worriedly.

"And what are you going to do?" Dave had no choice but to ask.

"I'm going to go to a sparsely populated place, hide my tracks, cultivate my heart, and then try to change, to be peaceful, to wear away Hulk's personality. If I succeed, I will say to you, Watchman, and I will come back and use my strength to uphold justice, to help others, to atone for my sins. But if I can't...... Then I'll have to die. ”

"Well, I hope you can succeed, Banner, you're a great guy!" Dave knew that this could not be disobeyed, so he had to give a word of encouragement, and reheated the somewhat depressed atmosphere, "We look forward to the day when we will fight alongside you." ”

"Thank you, thank you!" Banner thanked and stepped off the stretcher, he said with some embarrassment, "Do you have any clothes......

"Oh, sorry, I forgot you're still naked!" Dave hurriedly snorted and helped Banner get a set of clothes.

After that, Banner stayed at the base for one night, and then, with the help of the Watchmen League, was sent to Northern Europe, which was sparsely populated and very cold, which was perfect for Banner to hone his temperament.

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On the night of solving the Hulk incident, Dave hypnotized the elder Lezesky with the help of Cthun, and finally managed to return home.

Sitting in the swivel chair he was already familiar with, Dave hesitated for a moment, and finally dialed Tony Stark on his new mobile phone.

He had something to say that he needed to be honest with Tony.

"Hey!" Tony's somewhat frivolous, slightly drunken voice came from there.

And, of course, the dynamic music in the background, the screams of men and the screams of women.

It does sound a bit noisy.

"Tony." Dave called.

"Yo, Dave? Ha, I really didn't expect you to call me, I've been looking for you before, I thought you were deliberately avoiding me. Tony's voice was still light and free, obviously just teasing, and completely devoid of Dave's seriousness and seriousness, "Hey, get me a glass of this!" Ha! ”

"That's what I want to tell you, in fact, I'm avoiding you!" Dave said this word by word, and said it very seriously, he knew that as soon as he said this, his relationship with Tony would inevitably change, for good or for bad? Dave didn't know, but he didn't want to be friends with Tony in disguise.

That's hypocritical, not heroic.

"Huh?" Tony heard the power in Dave's words, and although he was a little drunk, he still came to his senses and answered solemnly, "Wait a minute! ”

The noise of the hustle and bustle of the party faded away, and soon Tony's faint breathing was left in the background.

"What the hell is going on, making you talk like you're in a war, such a big smell of gunpowder!" Tony kept his old instinct and joked, trying to make it easier for him to complete the conversation.

"I want to explain why I'm avoiding you!"

"What's wrong, you were fired from my company because your internship skills were too poor?"

"It's not!"

"I robbed your girlfriend?"

"No, I don't have a girlfriend at all, okay?" After a pause, Dave was also lost in his temper by Tony's snatching, completely leaving the brewing serious atmosphere behind.

"Ah, I see, are you angry that I didn't call you?" Tony shouted in a flash of realization.

"No, you know what to shout so affectionately! Tony, don't let your imagination run wild! I avoided you because I felt guilty in my heart, and I had a mustard because I didn't have the face to see you. Dave finished a long series of words in a machine-gun tone in a frustrated voice.

Tony was silent for a moment, his tone a little anxious: "What's wrong?" Did you pry into my corner? ”

"No! Can you think of something good! Dave said, the whole atmosphere of the conversation had been made very strange by Tony.

"Ha, I'm scared to death, you didn't pry into my corner, so what are you worried about? You don't have any mustard! Use my money, use it, I'm rich anyway! If you don't want to go to an internship, don't go, I'll pay you! Dave, it's all the little things that have to do with money, especially for you. Tony's tone suddenly relaxed, and he began to show off his tyrant again.

"What if I say, I'll kill you?" Dave didn't follow Tony's words, but said with some heaviness.

"What do you mean? Do you want to assassinate me now? Did you put poison in the wine I just drank? Tony didn't believe Dave's words at all and asked rhetorically.

"No, I'm still in New York! In this timeline, I didn't kill you, but in another timeline, in the future where it might have happened, I broke your neck with my own hands. ”

"Are you kidding?"

"No, I mean really, although that incident made me regret it, made me miserable, and made me feel guilty, it did happen, and I had no way to continue living with a clear conscience as if I didn't know, so I didn't dare to see you before...... But, then I figured it out, I can't not see you all the time, you are my friend, I want to make it clear to you! I'm not going to beg for your forgiveness, I just want to maintain our friendship! "Dave was very emotional and sincere.

"You mean, you want to apologize to me because you cut me off on a certain timeline? Want to continue to be friends with me? Ha, Dave, you've got one thing wrong! I've never been Dave's friend on another timeline, it's you, it's this you, this Dave's friend now, and it's only when you don't see me as a friend that our friendship comes to an end! ”

Tony spoke firmly, inviting Dave.

"How about it, Dave, come out for a drink now?"

"It's only early in the morning, Tony, and I told you I was in New York." Dave was enlightened and chose to be relieved and returned to his normal state.

Tony smiled and replied:

"I didn't say I wasn't in New York!"

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