Chapter 5: Catch a few Bump Mans
Everything yesterday poured into his mind, as if it was because he ate a peach, Zhang Xiang couldn't help but sigh, the company's benefits turned out to be expired videos, and they hadn't been washed yet, so he got food poisoning...
"So handsome... I also have to pay the phone bill..."
Just when Zhang Xiang secretly made a decision in his heart, a phone rang, and even Marshal Tianpeng fell for it...
"Hello? Speak..."
"Shoko? Dead or not..."
"I can't die if you die! Tell me something..."
"I saw the post on the Internet, I asked some friends to ask, you try not to itch your hands these days... I'll talk to you about the details in two days. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
"Brother... Thank you... Don't sink too deep, kid. ”
Zhang Xiang hung up the phone and let out a long sigh of relief...
The little wild boar on the side saw Zhang Xiang, who was a little restless before, and after answering a phone call, he looked relaxed as if he had taken a reassuring pill, and couldn't help but ask curiously: "Who?" With such great ability, you seem to trust him very much..."
"Hehe... Do you trust your Brother Monkey? ”
"Of course... Within the three realms of heaven and earth, the one who doesn't know that monkey is the most righteous..."
"That's fine, I also believe in my brother..."
Just when Zhang Xiang was about to feed the pigs, suddenly there was a vibration on his wrist, and the watch showed a green light...
"Boy! It's time for you to go to work... I think I'll still be able to eat at the company..."
Zhang Xiang saw that the time was only ten o'clock in the morning, and he actually asked him to go to work, he usually didn't get up at 12 o'clock, and he felt as if he had lost something he loved...
"Wait a minute! I'm going to change my clothes! I said canopy brother, if you go out like this and are caught, you will definitely send it to the hotel..."Zhang Xiang changed into formal clothes, looked at the canopy that was about to rush out, and couldn't help but remind.
A straight suit and a handsome face, but others walk the dog and he walks the pig, and he is the kind that is led by the pig to run, and he feels that his legs are about to break, and the return rate along the way is 200%...
Zhang Xiang, who was lying in the garage and couldn't even lift his hands, said hatefully: "You are in a hurry to reincarnate!" I said I'll take you on a bike, why are you running so fast! ”
"You can call a taxi with that thing? I went up, and I guess it would rot if I left. The little wild boar turned into a fat head, big ears and long nose, with a big waist and round thighs, and Zhu Bajie stood in front of him.
Like taking straw, he lifted Zhang Xiang from the ground, put the watch on Zhang Xiang's wrist on the sensor, and listened to Zhu Bajie say: "Let's let the company match you with a car, my old pig doesn't want to be deducted from his salary, I'll touch this thing when I come in the future, remember..."
The canopy was very atmospheric and carried Zhang Xiang inside, out of the garage door, Zhang Xiang saw a scene of paradise, a peach forest that could not be seen at a glance, and some landscape trees were windless and automatic.
In the distance, a high-rise building with gilded characters Tianting Group, and then looked at the four people at the door, all dressed in straight uniforms, he did not forget that Zhu Bajie said a few people, these four people are the four heavenly kings of Nantianmen.
Before he got close, a fragrance came to his face, Zhang Xiang looked sideways, and several girls were dressed in formal clothes, holding fruit plates from a distance, and their steps seemed to be frivolous as if they were not touching the ground at all.
Just when Zhang Xiang looked sideways, a person came to the front and slapped Zhu Bajie and said, "How can you treat the programmer like this, and don't put him well!" ”
Zhang Xiang turned his head when he heard the sound, his head was facing a big black dog, and then he looked sideways at Zhang Xiang and almost laughed, only to see the security captain Erlang Shen, looking at him with a serious face at this time.
Zhu Bajie muttered when he heard this, helped Zhang Xiang to stand on the ground like a tree, looked left and right and kicked it crookedly...
"Second brother is good... Oh... No, no, no~~ Brother Yang is good! Zhang Xiang greeted Erlang God, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he felt a little awkward and hurriedly changed his words.
"Hmm... In the future, they will all be colleagues, just say something..."Erlang God didn't forget to raise his eyebrows lightly after speaking, it felt like he was discharging.
When he entered the hall, the four heavenly kings at the door nodded respectfully, and before he walked a few steps in, he saw several Bodhisattvas say in unison: "Welcome..."
Zhang Xiang felt a pain in his neck at this moment, and looked at the company hall one after another, the hundreds of Arhats stood in the corner without anger, looking up at the roof of the hall, and the aura of merit behind the Buddha served as lighting.
Looking at it in the distance, it seems to be a meal, among which Tie Guan Li with a cane, a barefoot immortal with a fan, and a lot of eight immortals...
On the other side, a few people dressed in Tai Chi clothes, while wiping their beards, talked happily, and one of them held the jade dust in his hand and gently put it on the crook of his arm, and it turned out to be Zhenyuan Daxian.
And the few people opposite him, dressed in red, yellow, blue, white, and black, don't think about it, this is the Emperor of the Five Directions...
Zhang Xiang was at home at the time, listening to Zhu Bajie's introduction one by one, smiling and leaning forward, fantasizing about what it was like for a great god to come to work, but when he really saw it, he felt that his legs were a little weak.
These people are legends, and a yawn can shake the stars down...
"Brother Canopy... Let me rest for a while..."Zhang Xiang, who was in a huge shock, put one hand on his side and supported his knees with the other, feeling that he was really a little unlucky, without the kind of unruly galloping in the online world, and even his legs were weak and almost wanted to kneel.
"This benefactor... You better don't touch it anymore... I'm afraid I'll hurt you..."
Zhang Xiang's ears sounded with a laughing voice, and Zhang Xiang, who felt strange, looked back, Maitreya Buddha looked at himself with a smile, and his hand was placed in the most embarrassing place.
"That's... Galeries Lafayette auspicious. Zhang Xiang swallowed his saliva, feeling that his hands were stained with joy...
The so-called big belly can tolerate, tolerate the intolerable things in the world, smile often, laugh at the ridiculous people in the world, this Buddha didn't care about Zhang Xiang's previous embarrassment, the eyes were about to squint, making Zhang Xiang feel like there were insects crawling on his body.
Hurriedly turned around and pushed Zhu Bajie away, after entering the elevator, this time Zhang Xiang finally saw what high-tech is, and he saw the voice-controlled elevator for the first time.
Zhu Bajie took Zhang Xiang straight to the cafeteria...
"Brother Canopy? Wasn't there a dinner party just now? How can you be reluctant to seek the near and far..."Zhang Xiang remembered the place of dining below before.
"They are not employees of the company, they are here for tourism and vacation, only the clergy of the heavenly court are qualified, they are just some scattered immortals, what are the three emperors and five emperors, but they have some business dealings with the company, Zhen Yuanzi came here, it should be here to deliver goods."
"Huh?!" Zhang Xiang felt that his head was not enough, and it seemed that he had to familiarize himself with the information in the database as soon as possible.
said that not long after the two arrived at the restaurant, suddenly there was a siren on the floor, and Zhu Bajie grabbed dozens of steamed buns in both hands, patrolling the restaurant...
Zhang Xiang asked puzzledly: "What's wrong?" You're not going to tell me it's a fire alarm, are you?"
"Someone has infiltrated... Silly boy..."A handsome guy who looks like a star master, holding a knife in one hand and a shovel in the other, staring at the restaurant with wandering eyes.
"Catched! Catch! A few little mice..."A muffled voice came from the window, Zhang Xiang looked sideways, and only saw a head bigger than a football goal, and it was more than 20 floors here, and that thing was still moving...
"That's the Djinn God, right?" Zhang Xiang asked with some uncertainty.
"Let's go! Go and see the immortals on the road this time..."Zhu Bajie gulped, dozens of steamed buns went down, and he jumped off the building directly with Zhang Xiang.
The panicked Zhang Xiang danced with his hands, but after a while, Zhang Xiang was embarrassed, forgetting that Zhu Bajie was also the marshal of Tianpeng, and it was natural that jumping off the building would be fine.
"What is this?"
"I look at the eyeballs that seem to be a little too big, a bit like a toad!"
"No, no, no... This should be a fly spirit, you see that eye is surprisingly big..."
Zhang Xiang and the canopy have not yet approached, and the surrounding immortals are talking, at this time, the giant spirit god is stepping on a few things that only show their heads, and Erlang God is standing next to him with a roaring dog.
"I'm going... This thing exists, it's too bad..."After Zhang Xiang saw the head clearly, he almost didn't drop his eyeballs in shock.
"You recognize this?" Zhu Bajie turned around and looked at it, and then asked.
"How could this thing not recognize... The bump man of the island country, I thought this thing came out when they were brain-dead, but I didn't expect this thing to really exist. Zhang Xiang felt very bloody.
said that the canopy fell with Zhang Xiang, and said Zhang Xiang's previous words to Erlang God, and Erlang God, as the captain of the security team, walked in front of Zhang Xiang with a three-pointed two-edged knife.
"What kind of island country do you say this is? What's that? Erlang God asked in surprise.
"Let me tell you this, they're a subsidiary of Angel Group, um... That's pretty much it, such armor can be mass-produced, but these things feel like gods protecting world peace, and of course they are also self-sealed. Zhang Xiang concisely explained the origin of Bumpman.
Saying that, he waved his hand to let the giant spirit god lift his feet, and he was trampled on only one head, afraid that Zhang Xiang would admit his mistake, the giant spirit god just moved his feet, and the three under his feet were trampled flat, and one could still stand up.
"Nine duck roads!" As soon as the thing stood up, it posed in the shape of a biu, which was very righteous and awe-inspiring.
Before Zhang Xiang could say be careful, he saw Erlang God swing the three-pointed two-edged knife casually, and a home run hit the bumpy thing flew out, and before he could fly far, the roaring dog swooped out, and brought him back again.
Zhang Xiang blinked, the emotional Erlang God really treats this Ultraman as a mouse, and it is the kind that uses the roaring dog as a toy, which can be said to be inferior to a dog...
"That's it? How do you think you're a god? And to protect world peace? Where did you get your confidence..."Marshal Tianpeng stepped forward and pulled out the armor with three strikes and five divisions, and the people inside were already stunned.
The others who were trampled by the giant spirit god were similar, Zhang Xiang was still secretly laughing at a few bumpy mans who were too funny, but Erlang God looked angry.
"The Angel Group dares to despise my Heavenly Court Group so much, and send such a few little things to the company to spread wildness, it's really too deceitful!" Erlang God clenched the three-pointed two-edged knife and shook it slightly, and a piece of divine light was about to slaughter several concave and convex man.
"Don't! Hold your horses! This thing should be able to be used, such armor mass production, the raw materials should be provided by the Angel Group, I can use the data on this armor to filter and analyze, and determine the origin of these things. Zhang Xiang hurriedly stopped Erlang's killer.
Erlang's eyes were hidden in his forehead again, looking at the bumpy man who was trampled on the ground, patted Zhang Xiang's shoulder and said, "Then there is a programmer..."
At this time, a figure flew down from the top of the building, and Chairman Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks to look at a few concave and convex man, and suddenly smiled and said, "How about this only for me to play?" ”