The matter of this TV station is done, but this TV program is not only bloody for the Propaganda Department, but also very bloody, and even Zhang Xiang can't bear to look at it directly. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Take the two people who are the anchors, one is Guanyin, who is responsible for the appearance of Buddhism, and the other is a god in heaven, who does not have a high sense of existence, but everyone loves the male god who sees flowers and flowers, Shen Gongbao...

Although this Shen Gongbao is not very good, he is eloquent, and the people who were fooled to death by him in the first battle of the gods can be said to be countless.

If you say who has the greatest credit in the battle of the gods, it is none other than Shen Gongbao...

Nuwa Niangniang is a saint, but because of the inscription of the king of Zhou, she has to find something to be angry, but when she saw that Yin Shang's qi was not exhausted, she couldn't go against the sky, and she couldn't get angry, and she felt that it should be Nuwa Niangniang's menopause at that time, so she simply sent the nine-tailed fox of Qingqiu Mountain to train the king of Zhou.

This is the anger of the heavens and the resentment, and the tossing out of a matter of Yin Shang's reincarnation of the gods, in fact, it is also the number of Yin Shang's qi is approaching, and the king of the Xuan is bold and bold, and he actually breathes Nuwa.

The biggest contribution in this battle is not Jiang Ziya, who was the last god, not Yang Jian, who opened the mountain all the way, in fact, if you calculate it seriously, it is Shen Gongbao who has contributed the most.

At the beginning, I learned from Yuxu Palace that Jiang Ziya went down the mountain, his skills were stronger than Jiang Ziya, his cultivation was higher than Jiang Ziya, and his scheming was also heavier than Jiang Ziya, but why did Yuan Shi Tianzun want to let Jiang Ziya go down the mountain...

This has to be said that there are some unknown secrets in this, Zhang Xiang is a database programmer, how can he not know this secret.

The reason why it was like this in the first place was because of the number of days...

First of all, the human race should be orthodox in heaven and earth, but the sect has the momentum of ten thousand immortals, not to mention the origin of these ten thousand immortals, its immortal magic and Taoism are naturally much stronger than those of the human race.

As the existence with the largest momentum and the largest number of disciples in the four teachings of human exposition and interception of Buddhism, under the days when the human race is orthodox and the immortals and demons retreat, although the people of the sect are handed down by Lingbao Tianzun, they are not allowed to leave the mountain to provoke the killing, but what is the final result?

The sect was almost completely wiped out, and the twelve golden immortals were taught, and many people were cut off from the five qi in the chest of the three flowers on the top of their heads, which was the number of days for the human race to be orthodox for heaven and earth, so that the immortals and demons retreated.

Most of the people on the list of gods are sect interceptors, if they listen to Lingbao Tianzun's words, they will naturally not leave the mountain gate and cause the disaster of killing, so what else are you talking about about immortals and demons retreating? What else are you talking about as the orthodoxy of heaven and earth?

That's why there is Shen Gongbao, the biggest hero of all time...

It was he who persuaded the sectarians to send them to death with only one mouth, and it was also he who used only one mouth to make the king of Xuan want to give everything he had to give to the Western Zhou little by little.

It's still him, when he saw that damned, he went to take him on the road, he knew it from the beginning, and Lingbao Tianzun also knew it, but no one stopped him.

Even in the end, Yuan Shi Tianzun came forward to protect him, not only did he not die, but was thrown into the sea eye of Beihai by Yuan Shi Tianzun, and was finally named a god as a water general.

It can be seen how much credit Shen Gongbao has, if it is said that the gods are in the first battle, Shen Gongbao is originally a chess piece to promote, then the people who play chess behind all this are naturally a few saints.

Therefore, in the heavenly court, Shen Gongbao does not have much sense of existence, but he is a male god who loves flowers and flowers blooms, and he is not wronged by Guanyin, who is on the same stage with him as a male anchor with his eloquence.

But when he opened his mouth, Zhang Xiang did almost faint...

"Friends from all walks of life are polite in Xia Shen Gongbao, you are watching Yudao TV now..."

"Amitabha... Akanesvara... Welcome to Yudao TV, the following is the main content of today..."

This opening statement is okay, but when the content was broadcast, Zhang Xiang almost didn't throw his shoes over...

What five hundred Arhats are practicing the Arhat Formation today, what Dragon Kings of the Four Seas are eating seafood in the Dragon Palace, or what is the current GDP of the Difu plummeting.

said that it was to promote the heavenly court, but it was just about showing off its wealth, and even the show was boring, and the five hundred Arhat Array was the rhythm of five hundred exhibitionists.

The dragon king actually eats seafood, as if the four seas are the rations raised by the dragon king, and the worst thing is the advertisement, which is simply an advertisement for ten minutes.

"Do you want to live forever? Do you want to fly away? Do you want to be a god? Come on... We have everything you need..."

Such an advertising slogan is also a loss to the Buddha to come up with, when Zhang Xiang watched the show, in addition to his dull eyes, he was surprised by the egg pain of the Propaganda Department.

This is a show for the public, not those hardcore fans and believers, and it has to make people fascinated when they see it, and now it's broadcast like this, it is estimated that not to mention publicity, and the mood of smashing the monitor is there.

"Buddha... Your program arrangement, as well as the publicity effect, are simply scum, rectification! Rectify it for me immediately... If your propaganda department doesn't have decent talents, just recruit them directly and see what you have..."

"Oh? Are you watching our show? ”

"I said Buddha... I applied for the TV station, although it is not a big deal, but you should have a snack, don't fix your old-fashioned clichés, do something fresh, and be a little creative..."Zhang Xiang said again and again.

"Isn't this just getting started? But we can accept your proposal...", the Buddha said with some saltiness.

"It's not like you just accept it, first of all, remove all the ads, what kind of lines is that, what kind of ghost is it? There are also two anchors who are so powerful, and they are made like robots by you, can you be a little passionate? In addition, the programming of the program... I don't know what to say, don't let them recite the scriptures anymore, and don't show the lower limit, come to the actual! Understood! ”

Zhang Xiang roared directly and finished speaking, the Buddha over there was a little silent, obviously he didn't expect that on the first day, Zhang Xiang's fart would not be enough, and the Buddha's face was a little unbearable.

"Since Xiao Zhang, you know so well and are so insightful, then you come..."The Buddha was also annoyed and said, after all, the Propaganda Department was under his control, and what others said had nothing to do with him, but Zhang Xiang's identity was a little special, and he had to be cautious.

"I'm going... Come on... In a few days, I will send someone over to rectify the program for you, and I will list a charter for you here, and the future program will come like this, if you want the program to be popular, you have to make Guanzhong look cool, not only the eyeballs are cool, but also the heart can remember..."After Zhang Xiang finished speaking, he hung up the phone and felt angry.

Maybe it's because of Yan Qiu's matter, which has made him more and more irritable in the past few days, or maybe it's because of Sun Wukong's side, the progress is too slow, in short, Zhang Xiang feels that he has been very unhappy recently.

Just broadcast a day ago, Duoyudao TV was directly stopped by Zhang Xiang, anyway, the ratings were basically not watched, and if it stopped, it stopped...

And Zhang Xiang thought of the most suitable candidate for the program and the rectification of the Propaganda Department, that is, the legendary uncrowned king of comedy, Mr. Zhou...

For all his programs, it is the feelings of a generation, and Mr. Zhou is a person who believes in Buddhism, if he goes to the Propaganda Department, it should not be a big problem, but whether he can be invited out of the mountain is a problem...