Lord Zhenggong's back and forth directly announced the end of the "First Milk King Contest of the Dawning Town Guard", because a certain brazen gentleman admiral really didn't have the courage to accumulate the courage to continue playing this fragrant and glamorous competition. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Under the contemptuous gaze of the girls looking at "tracheitis", Shang Rafter announced that the winner of this competition was Beizhai, and immediately lifted his pants and chased him out.

However, it is a pity that he did not find his wife. The last information I got from my daughter was that "my mother had left the town guardhouse."

However, Shang Rin was in a hurry, but he didn't go to find his wife who was suspected of running away from home in a fit of anger.

It's not that a certain brazen gentleman admiral doesn't want the main palace if he has fun, he can't do such a scumbag thing, the main thing is that the north house left a note at the gate of the town guard mansion.

The content of the note message - "Don't look for me, I will come back in the evening, if you dare to find it, I will dare to sink myself!" ”

After the mental power communication was thrown by the North Mansion with the sentence "No other women are allowed in the room at night, including Icarus", Shang Rafter was completely helpless, because no matter what he said in the mental power communication, the North House was stunned and didn't reply a word.

In the end, the rafter could only wait obediently. Well, at least until 12 o'clock tonight, we can only wait. After midnight, he would go out and find anything.

In regret, self-blame, anxiety...... In the midst of all kinds of emotions waiting, it was dark, dinner time came, and Yat-sen and Anger also returned. But Shang Rafter still didn't see the figure of his main palace.

"Mr. Admiral, does the Commander-in-Chief have any tasks to perform? On my way back, I met the Captain of the General Flagship, who was in a hurry, at sea. ”

He didn't have the heart to go to the cafeteria to eat at all, and Shang Rafter, who was standing at the gate of the town guard mansion waiting for the return of his main palace lord, was stunned by the angry Yixian.

"Huh?! Where did you meet the North House?! ”

Maritime? Beizhai went to sea?

Yat-sen looked at Shang Rafter strangely, "Huh? Didn't you send the Commander-in-Chief on a mission, Mr. Admiral? ”

The embarrassed Shang Rafter said to it: "Uh...... What's that...... Yixian you know, there are occasional little conflicts between husband and wife, huh...... You know. ”

"In other words, Lord General Flagship is not going to perform any mission, but simply running away from home?"

Yat-sen looked at his own admiral with the eyes of a scumbag, "Then why don't you go and get the chief flagship back?" I met the Commander-in-Chief in the waters off Port Moresby. ”

"It's not that I don't want to look for it, you can see for yourself......"

With a bitter face, Shang Rafter took out the message left by the North Mansion at the gate from his pocket and handed it to the angry Yat-sen.

"So, Mr. Admiral, what did you do to make the Grand Flagship so angry that he ran away from home?"

After reading the contents of the note, Yatsen was also speechless to the gentleman admiral in front of him.

"Wow!"

Shaking his ass, controlling his sphincter, swinging his dog's tail in the chrysanthemum, and trying to make a flattering appearance, he suddenly said: "Master, the hostess went ashore after that, and did not run to the open sea again." ”

Even though the other party has been very obedient since that interrogation, and now he is wagging his tail and begging to provide the information he wants, Shang Rafter still doesn't have the slightest good impression of the Angry Demon King, squatting down, grabbing her hair and pulling her head in front of him, and asking coldly: ", you said that the North Mansion went ashore?" How do you know? ”

"Whew!"

The pain in her scalp caused her to whine with anger, which reminded her once again of that terrible interrogation.

"Tsk!"

Shang Rin looked at the anger that curled up in a ball because of fear, and felt that he needed to train this well.

"Yat-sen, you go to the cafeteria first."

Knowing that his own admiral was going to leave an angry questioning alone, and there might be some spicy-eyed pictures, Yat Xian simply left.

Although Yat-sen was puzzled and had pity for her when he first saw this woman who was raised as a dog, but since he knew that the other party was one of the culprits who caused the destruction of this world, Yat-sen, who knew that he was as cold as a cold winter to the enemy, hid the pity in his heart to the deepest part of his heart. To say that there is still mercy, but this mercy is only mercy for the original owner of the body of the Angry Demon King, the Apocalypse Tank Niang, and it has nothing to do with the Angry Demon King.

After Yat-sen disappeared from sight, Shang Rafter turned around and pinched the chin of the Angry Demon King to make her look up, "Did it hurt you just now?" I'm so sorry, come on! The host lets you have a good time. ”

As he spoke, Shang Rafter took out a small remote control with a pink plastic shell from his coat pocket, and pushed the small push rod on it to the scale with the word "strongest" written on it.

"Oh !!"

Feeling the sour pleasure brought by the two sticks inserted in the lower body and the chrysanthemum that had just been adapted to the foreign body rolling wildly in the body and jumping wildly, instantly made the angry demon king straighten up in the scream, stuck out his tongue, drooled, and rolled his eyes.

"Cool? Are you comfortable? You shitty bitch shouldn't be in pain now, right? ”

"Stop! Please, master, make them stop! Ahhh It's broken! The belly is about to be stirred into a puree! Woohoo! ”

The mouth of the Angry Demon King, who was already delirious, also drooped with a large pool of moving saliva.

"Enough cool? If you're cool enough, hurry up and tell me where the North House went! Cheap dog! ”

The rafter, who frowned and turned off the remote control of the xx stick, pulled the hair of the angry demon king again to make her look up, and at the same time began to think about whether she should replace this with two thicker xx sticks.

The end point beyond pain is bliss, and the end point beyond bliss is pain, the two xx sticks inserted by the business rafters in the lower body of the angry demon king are more to torture her, not to make her feel simply cool, but now it seems that the xx rod of this size can no longer have the effect he wants, and it can only make this feel cool and the sky is not the result he wants. Sure enough, it's better to change to two bigger ones, right?

The angry demon king, whose brain was blank under extreme pleasure, collapsed on the ground like a puddle of flesh and mud, twitching slightly. After hearing the question, he subconsciously opened his mouth and replied: "Mo ...... Mohr ......"

"Port Moresby?!"

Shang Rafter, who got the news, didn't bother to pay attention to the next to him, and ran back to the town guard mansion to find Icarus after dropping the sentence "Go clean yourself".

It didn't take long for Icarus to take off with his wings and head to Port Moresby.

Well, if Masamiya-sama doesn't let us go to her, then let's not go, let's let Icarus-chan find it!

Knowing the general location of the North House, Shang Rin who was not worried about the powerful radar carried by Icarus would not find anyone after silently praising his wit, went to the cafeteria to enjoy Yuram (??? ) and Rem (??? A Western-style dinner prepared by a little maid.

However, what Shang Rafter didn't expect was that before the dinner was over, Icarus flew back with a "watermelon" in his arms.

"Master, I'm sorry I was found."

The angel girl apologized to the owner with a question mark on her face expressionlessly.

“……”

Shang Rafter looked at the slightly dirty watermelon-style plush toy in Icarus's hand and was silent for a while before asking, "So how did Icarus-chan you fly in the sky and be discovered by the North House?" And this watermelon ......."

Icarus gently stroked the dusty watermelon-style plush toy in his hand, and began to recount the cause and effect of the flight from the dawn town guard to the discovery of the North House.

The basic situation is this......

Icarus relied on his super fast flight speed to quickly reach the sky above Port Moresby, which was almost in ruins on the day of the end of the world, and then Icarus accidentally found the dirty watermelon plush toy in her hand, so Her Majesty the Queen of the Sky, who was addicted to watermelons, gave up her air superiority and the mission of finding the North House and landed on the ground. Of course, if Icarus just went down to pick up a favorite toy, it wouldn't be a big deal at all, but the bad thing was that the place where she landed was not far from the direction of the North Mansion where she was looking for something, probably only a distance from the two ends of the commercial street of the prefecture-level city, and this distance ...... I'm sorry, but the main flagship who left the town guard mansion alone turned on the radar the whole time, and then ...... And then there was no then.

"Okay...... That is, Icarus-chan, you have successfully achieved the epic achievement of picking up a watermelon and losing the North House. ”

Shang Rafter was a little crying and laughing.

"I'm sorry, master."

Icarus, who thought his master was angry, was a little disappointed.

"It's okay, it's okay, didn't Beizhai say that she would come back when she found what she was looking for?"

Icarus, who was driven back by the North House, did not have no other harvest than the watermelon in his hand, at least the Lord of the Commander-in-Chief asked her to bring back a message to a certain gentleman admiral.

"Didn't the girl say that she ran there to find something?"

Bismarck, who had a headache as the general flagship, but more than once left the fleet without permission and ran away from home, had a very bad face.

"Cat, don't be angry with Beizhai, this is all my pot."

A certain gentleman admiral consciously carried the pot on himself.

"Hmm...... Let's not pursue what Beizhai is looking for, just assume that she is in a bad mood because of my fault and goes out for a walk. Icarus-chan, after dinner, you remember to give the watermelon to Ram and Rem to clean up. ”

Although I was also quite curious about the fact that Beizhai had gone all the way to the other side of the strait to find something, since Beizhai hadn't told Icarus, no matter how much he guessed, it was better to wait for her to come back quietly.

Icarus looked at the dirty watermelon in his hand a little reluctantly, and finally nodded obediently and handed his treasure to Rem, who was standing behind the lion queen.

By the way, because Rem's chest will cause Hood to suffer tons of damage all the time, so Ram, who is relatively small-chested now, is Hood's exclusive maid, and Rem is in charge of the life of the Lion Queen.

"Honey, you just spoil her too much."

Bismarck glanced at the rafters.

Shang Rafter flicked Bismarck's forehead, "I don't like you when I say it." ”

"Whew!"

Not only did Bismarck blush, but the girls present who had a relatively high degree of favorability with the business rafters all blushed one by one when such a shameful game was held this afternoon.

――Admiral's Bedroom〜

Wiping his wet hair, Shang Rafter, who had just walked out of the bathroom after taking a shower, looked at Icarus who was standing by the bed with a watermelon in his arms, and couldn't help but think of the only reply from Kitazhai in the mental power communication.

"Icarus-chan, you can sleep with Sansan tonight."

Icarus tilted his head, as if he didn't understand his master's words.

"Anyway, it's tonight, good~"

Shang Rafter, who didn't know how to explain it, had no choice but to sacrifice his head to kill. You can't tell Icarus that you can't stay tonight because you might whip me with a whip when you come back at night, and there may be some inappropriate images for children, right?

"Yes, Master."

After staring at his master expressionlessly for a while, Icarus left obediently.

"Ah~ Beizhai hasn't come back yet......"

Throwing himself on the bed, Shang Rafter looked at the hour hand on the face of the floor clock, which had pointed to the "x".

Looking at the pendulum swinging from side to side, thinking about what he would do when the North Mansion came back, Shang Rafter closed his eyes in a daze......

"Who!"

Half-asleep and half-awake, the rafter policeman who felt as if someone was beside him opened his eyes and stretched out his hand to the command knife placed at the head of the bed.

However, he quickly stopped his movements, and looked at the girl who was sitting on the edge of the bed in a white wedding dress in a daze, and rubbed her eyes: "Eh? North House?! ”

Shang Rafter just wanted to sit up, but was pushed back by the bride next to the bed.

"Don't move tonight, dear, I'll do everything."

The north house that leaned on the merchant rafters said so......

Shang Rafter, who was pressed down on the bed by the North House, always felt that he should do something. For example, pressing your bride under you?

However, it's a pity, in terms of pure strength, not to mention a battleship ship like Beizhai, even Xiao students and destroyer little Lori like them can easily press him to the bed and him.

So at this time, it's really better to lie down ♀ obediently ♀ ♀, right?

The silver moonlight reflected into the room through the open curtains, spreading on the white floor-to-ceiling wedding dress, which could not help but give the merchant the illusion of facing the moonlight elf.

With this touch of moonlight, Shang Rafter could vaguely see the girl's pretty face without powder as if it was flushed with drunkenness.

Seriously, both of them were a little overwhelmed when it came to the end. Shang Rafter let her come because Beizhai said that she was not allowed to move. And the North House is out of nervousness.

There was an atmosphere of awkwardness in the silence. All that remained in the silent room was the accelerating heartbeats of each other and the faint "ticking" sound of the pendulum of the grandfather clock.

She sat straddling his waist like this, and the hem of the wedding dress covered the bed, like a blooming rose.

I don't know how long they looked at each other silently, Bei Zhai suddenly lightly hammered Shang Rafter's chest: "Stupid." ”

Shang Rafter grinned against it. Asked (Author: Inexplicable River Crab): "You know I'm stupid, and you still marry me?" Aren't you stupider than me, wife? ”

"Humph! I'd love to! ”

With a coquettish snort, the girl took the initiative to lean down and kiss him on the lips......

Clams? You ask me what exactly did the rafter do with his initial ship, Tirpitz, on their wedding night? What poses are unlocked? Well...... All I can say - it was a good job afterward! (Author's Jun: This is the plot of the whole story.,All readers please pick up da☆ze in the V group)

"Wife, what are you doing here?"

Shang Rafter looked strangely at the North Mansion that had put the pillow under his body.

"Because the book says it can increase the chances of getting pregnant."

Kitaku replied as a matter of course.

Shang Rafter: "......"

We can't afford to go up with a few of you, but I can still feed you alone, okay? Don't you just want to have children! We lack everything, and we don't lack seeds for sowing!

Shang Rafter, who was angry with Beizhai's answer, didn't say a word and directly began the hard sowing work......

――Day 2——

“master？”

Icarus looked worriedly at his master, who couldn't even walk steadily, and then at the North House, which was full of energy and seemed to have become beautiful.

"Master, I'm going to inform the kitchen to make some kidney-tonifying food......"

The head maid looked at her master, and then at the north house, where it was obvious that she had been transferred from the chief flagship lord to the admiral's wife, and went to inform the kitchen to add food.

Judging from the final results of last night's seven battles, Shang Rafter once again had a deep understanding of the wisdom of the ancients. Really...... There are only tired oxen, and there is no ploughed land! (To be continued.) )