Chapter 144 spoofs Lu Xi'er

Seeing this, Lu Xi'er immediately grabbed Zuo Xin'er's hand and smelled it, and instantly liked the taste. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

"I want it, give me this bottle, I want this bottle ......" Lu Xi'er grabbed Zuo Xin'er's arm, shook it desperately, and said coquettishly.

"Little girl, I still have a bottle here." The bearded man handed Lu Xi'er a bottle of the same perfume again.

And Lu Xi'er immediately took it excitedly, but just when she wanted to spray it and give it a try.

The bearded man said in a loud voice: "Little girl, you can't use it like this, there are only two bottles of this thing on the continent, it's a waste for you to use it like this, you have to take a drop when you take a bath, you can ensure that your whole body is fragrant and keeps it all day." ”

Hearing this, Lu Xi'er looked at the thumb-tall perfume bottle in her hand, and immediately put it away, reluctant to use it at all, and planned to go back and try it according to the method taught by the beard.

After a short time, Lu Xi'er and Zuo Xin'er held hands and strode towards the inn, planning to go back and try this perfume now.

And the two bearded people who were sent away played with the big ingots in their hands, and the corners of their mouths let out a slurp of laughter, and said: "Sure enough, no woman can resist the charm of perfume, Lu Xi'er, I don't know if you like the perfume I specially prepared for you." ”

After speaking, he ripped off the beard on his mouth, revealing an evil face, not Gu Qianchen and anyone else.

Lu Xi'er and his two daughters, who returned to the inn, immediately began to instruct Xiao Er to boil water and prepare to take a bath.

The spring cold bathes in Huaqing Pool, and the hot spring water is slippery and creamy.

An hour later, Lu Xi'er was like a budding bud swaying in the mist, the fragrance of the flowers was overflowing, the room was full of different fragrances, and it was like a fairy bathing in a fairyland, and under the creamy snow skin, a layer of rouge was faintly revealed.

But it's the sausage-like red lips that spoil the picture.

"Senior sister, this perfume is really a good thing." Lu Xi'er smiled happily, forgetting what shape her mouth was at this time.

When Zuo Xin'er heard this, a smile flashed across her pretty face, and then she said frustratedly: "It's really good, but it's a pity that it's only two bottles." ”

"yes!" Lu Xi'er immediately lay on the bed in frustration.

"Alright, my eldest lady, don't think about these things, go to bed quickly!" After Zuo Xin'er finished speaking, she got up and walked towards her room.

Seeing Zuo Xin'er leaving, Lu Xi'er's eyes turned sneakily, and he smiled in a low voice: "Since there are only two bottles in the world, then I want them all." ”

After muttering, he put his head under the quilt, planning to think of a good way to steal Zuo Xin'er's perfume.

Early in the morning, as soon as Gu Qianchen opened the window, a breath of fresh air rushed in his face.

I ordered a breakfast, sat at the window, and ate slowly.

Suddenly, a shrill female voice broke the silence of the morning.

"Ah......h

When Gu Qianchen heard this, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he said in a low voice: "Lu Xi'er, this is just there, I still have a lot of interesting things waiting for you below!" ”

And Zuo Xin'er, who lived next door to Lu Xi'er, immediately rushed to Lu Xi'er's room, but as soon as he opened the door, a foul smell came to his face.

"Vomit ......" Zuo Xin'er really couldn't hold back, hid in the corner and began to vomit.

"That beard, don't let your aunt find you, otherwise you will have to be broken into pieces." Lu Xi'er had a gloomy face and a gloomy tone.

Half an hour later, Lu Xi'er looked at the restless doctor in front of her with a calm face, and said gloomily: "What's the smell on my body?" ”

"It's supposed to be a stinky grass unique to the Returnless Forest." The doctor honestly covered his nose and replied.

But seeing that Lu Xi'er was still gloomy, she hurriedly explained with a smile: "This stinky grass has no taste when applied to the body at first, but after three hours, it will smell extremely bad, and it will take half a month to get rid of it." ”

"Half a month!!" Lu Xi'er gritted her teeth and said word by word.

"Except for the four great miracle doctors, there is no solution to the stinky grass...", the doctor wanted to speak and stopped.

Hearing this, Lu Xi'er directly pulled out the sword, but was stopped by Zuo Xin'er and said to the doctor: "Don't go quickly!" ”

The doctor was so frightened that he even crawled and ran away, and he didn't even take the medicine box.

"You let go of me!!" Lu Xi'er shook off Zuo Xin'er's hand.

"What's the use of you sulking here, you should think about how to find out Gu Qianchen." Zuo Xin'er scolded with hatred that iron is not steel, but then he covered his nose, it was too smelly.

"Gu Qianchen!!" Lu Xi'er was stunned suddenly, and then, gritted her teeth and said: "It must be that bastard, aunt and grandmother, I first came to the rivers and lakes, except for this bastard who is still alive, other people who offend my aunt and grandmother have been played to death." ”

Seeing this, Zuo Xin'er was very happy in her heart, telling you to cause trouble everywhere, now it's okay, let's get retribution!

If memory serves, her best friend, Zhou Youshan, one of the four great miracle doctors, is nearby.

But I just don't tell this little witch to let her stink here for a few days.

In the next few days, the two girls had been carefully watching out for Gu Qianchen.

But Gu Qianchen seemed to have disappeared and never appeared.

On this day, the two girls sat in the room, Lu Xi'er's face was still gloomy, and in the past few days, because of the smell on her body, she has not dared to go out.

This is even more uncomfortable for her active than killing her.

But Zuo Xin'er was very comfortable, she finally spent a few days comforting the day, although it stinked a little.

At this time, Zuo Xin'er was about to pour a glass of water, but suddenly found that the teapot was empty.

When he opened the lid of the kettle and was about to add water, he threw the teapot out in fright, and his stomach turned upside down.

"Whoa......

Lu Xi'er looked at the broken teapot, her pretty face turned red, and she saw a big black spider lying there.

"Sonorous ......"

The sword is drawn and pointed at the great spider is a sword.

But when the sword was inserted into the spider's body, a black ink suddenly spurted out, shooting at Lu Xi'er's face impartially.

"Ah...... Gu Qianchen, my aunt and grandmother must break your body into pieces. A shrill cry rang out through the inn.

And Gu Qianchen, who was in the inn next to Lu Xi'er, was watching this scene on the holographic screen, and laughed in a low voice: "You think it's okay these days, it's really okay, I'm just going back to customize some things, and the game has just begun." ”

After speaking, he looked down at a miniature robot playing with it in his hand, and an inexplicable smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

At night, Zuo Xin'er looked at Lu Xi'er's dark little face, as well as the red intestine mouth, and the smell of the whole body.

I can't wait to find Gu Qianchen now, and immediately learn from the teacher, someone can play the little witch of the Ten Thousand Demons Palace so untempered.

"Xi'er, the doctor said that this black ink will fade in ten days, and it will be fine." Zuo Xin'er comforted.

Hearing this, Lu Xi'er didn't answer, just silently wiped the sword in his hand, thinking about what method he would use to make him die after seeing Gu Qianchen.

Seeing this, Zuo Xin'er shook his head helplessly, turned around and left, he didn't plan to stay here longer, if he stayed any longer, he would not only stink to death, but also scare him to death.

She also couldn't understand that although Lu Xi'er was a little rude and willful, when she wasn't messing around, she was indeed a little beauty who she had seen before.

And this Gu Qianchen didn't know if he was perverted in his heart, and he was willing to spoof a beauty like Lu Xi'er so much.

(thanks: the tip of the heart's expectation!! )