Chapter Twenty-Seven - Everything Is Sold

In the last chapter, Tang Yuan opened a grocery store in his rift, and then scattered a large number of business cards throughout the Void (the current Void), which could be obtained by anyone in any world through any means. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

As a result, there is now a situation where there is a certain probability possibility, but generally speaking, it is basically impossible to encounter - three customers in a row are from the Hokage world, and he knows all three guys......

At this moment, he stared at the granddaughter in front of him who looked to be in her early twenties, but was actually in her fifties, and waved his hand with a dry smile: "Ah, welcome, old woman, do you want to buy something?" ”

When Senju Tsunade heard this guy call himself an "old woman", he was stunned for a moment, then his face was a little gloomy, he walked to the counter, looked at Tang Yuan sitting in the counter, and after a while, a sentence popped out of his mouth: "Aren't you the legendary profiteer?" How did you end up here? ”

"...... "So when the main god was not completely cracked last time, what strange settings were added to me!?"

Tang Yuan tried hard not to let his expression collapse, and still had a perfect business smile on his face, and gently knocked on the counter: "Didn't you expect me to be so famous?" Even the legendary fat sheep knows about me......"

"Huh! What a little ghost who doesn't speak very well. Senju Tsunade was first called "old woman", and then he was shaken out of the name on the rivers and lakes, and his face was a little unbearable, "This is your base camp?" What a strange place. ”

"What's that...... We're a shop, and if you're not going to buy something, I'm going to be bothered. Tang Yuan made a distressed look, scratched the back of his head and said, "It's okay, please buy something, my daughters are still waiting for my unspoken father to come home and make potato beef stew for them...... If you don't have income, you only have potatoes and no beef...... They are still at the age of growing their bodies, can you really bear it, guests? ”

“……”

However, Tsunade's mother-in-law ignored him, and began to look around herself, first she walked to the pile of armor of different shapes on the left-hand side, pinched her chin and studied it for a long time, then walked to the right-hand side, looked at the mess of small things inside through the glass case, and finally turned her eyes to Naruko, Azuki Bean, and Rokuginus, who were sitting in the corner of the wall reading manga...... Well? Six buttercups!?

Why did this guy run over to read the comics!? Didn't you say that you want to be a Kanban master!?

"Hey, you two...... Look at your forehead guards, it's Konoha ninjas, right? Not? Tsunade leaned over, and when she saw the red bean, she asked in surprise, "Aren't you the little girl who followed behind Orochimaru before?" I've also heard that you've become a special ninja...... Ah, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that......" She saw that Hongdou's face was a little ugly after hearing the name "Orochimaru", so she waved her hand in embarrassment.

"Isn't this Tsunade-sama? You're here too? Azuki seemed to know Tsunade's mother-in-law - and seemed to know her very well, she didn't even stand up, she just sat in the corner and said hello, "This place is quite interesting, I'll see if there's anything I like later, how are you doing?" I've heard that you've been hanging out at major casinos all these years and losing a lot of money......"

This guy really can't speak, Tsunade's mother-in-law returned to the counter with a dark face, stared at Tang Yuan and asked, "Hey, profiteer, what kind of place are you here?" Why are there two Konoha ninjas here? ”

Tang Yuan sat at the counter and yawned and replied, "Trade secrets...... Hey, do you buy anything or not? ”

"I ...... Hmm, you guy, do you know who you're talking to? "Tsunade's mother-in-law's face was a little wrong.

"It doesn't matter who you are, even if the king of heaven comes to my store, I have this attitude......" he said, "There is everything, this is everything in the real sense, as long as you can imagine something, I have it here...... What do you think? If you can name something that I don't have here, then I'll give you a free one that's as precious as you said...... But if I really have what you're talking about, you'll have to buy it. ”

Oh, bet, Tsunade Granny laughed when she heard it - she is a legendary person who loses every gamble and then gambles, and her favorite thing in her life is to bet with people, so she nodded: "Okay, I really don't believe that you sell everything here...... Well...... I want to think about it......"

Tang Yuan looked at her there and thought for a long time, and finally she slapped her hands on the counter: "You are a grocery store here, right?" Great, I bet you don't sell it here...... Not...... Don't sell food! ”

"Huh." Tang Yuan smiled, lowered his head and took out a barbecue machine from the counter and put it on the counter, and there were hot dogs that looked fragrant and oily rolling in it, "I almost forgot to put this thing out...... Well, clams, clams, I actually have something to eat in the store, but sometimes it is not put outside for people to see, but as long as I ask, I will still take it out...... Chenghui one two pieces of five, pepper are you brushing yourself or I will help you brush? ”

“…… Belch. Tsunade was very unhappy to take one or two out of her arms and slapped them on the counter, "Okay, I don't need to look for it, I just need one...... I brush it myself - phew, I mean, I don't want chili. ”

"Okay." Tang Yuan skewered a hot dog from it and handed it over, "Do you want to continue?" I checked to see if there was anything else in my store that wasn't on display. ”

Tsunade mother-in-law took this steaming hot dog, first sniffed it, then tried to bite it, and after making sure that there was no problem, she crunched and gnawed, and after a while she seemed to think of something, and said, "You don't sell pets here, if you say that everything is sold in the real sense, then there should be pets or something, right?" ”

Tang Yuan clapped his hands: "Absolutely!" I really didn't remember it if you didn't say it...... Six buttercups, six buttercups! Come here, you put this in the corner on the left-hand side of the door. As he spoke, he pulled out a tall vending machine-like device from the counter (so how the hell did you pull something so tall out of a half-human-tall counter?). Hand it to Liuun and ask him to put this in the designated place.

Tsunade's mother-in-law leaned over to take a look and saw that it was really a vending machine, but instead of cigarettes, sodas, or snacks, there were colorful eggs inside.

"Hey, I mean pet, what do you mean by this bunch of good-looking eggs?"

Tang Yuan smiled: "Pets, that machine is for pets, but I changed it to a lottery...... Come, I'll give you a bronze pet coin, which can open a pet from level 1 to level 3...... Give it to you, take it and try your character. ”

Tsunade's mother-in-law looked at the half-palm-sized bronze coin in her hand, and said with a confused expression, "I'm past the age of playing animal gacha......"

"Who said it was a gacha? Have you ever seen a gacha that is completely sealed so that no one can see what's inside? The eggs that fell out of my machine are living creatures, so try it yourself. ”

“…… Oh. Tsunade mother-in-law half-believed the coin into the pet lottery machine, the machine "beep" sound, the opening at the bottom opened, and a green round egg fell out, she picked up the egg, and asked Tang Yuan, "And then?" ”

"Dripping blood."

Without thinking about it, Tsunade cut her index finger with the nail of her thumb and dripped a drop of blood on the egg, and in an instant the egg trembled violently, and cracks slowly appeared on it......

"Hey, this is unscientific!" She looked at the egg in her hand and yelled at Tang Yuan at the counter, "Why do I always feel like I'm playing some very rubbish games that only need to be charged to become stronger!?" ”

"Obviously, you want to ask me if there are any pets for sale here...... All I can say is yes. Tang Yuan shrugged, "Don't worry, the blood is not only for activation, but also for signing some kind of contract, and the unlucky child hatched in the egg will never betray you...... Even if you want to kill it, it won't betray you. ”

“……”

After a while, the egg was completely shattered, and a mysterious creature in the shape of a western dragon with a green body came out of it, and the little guy looked at Tsunade's mother-in-law, and called softly: "Roar~"

"Oh, hey, you're lucky, it's actually a female fire dragon cub...... Level 3, this is the best grade that the bronze pet coin can draw! Tang Yuan hurriedly clapped his hands and applauded, "When I grow up, I can fly in the sky with you...... Do you want to do it again? Let's see if we can pull out the bear child's husband? ”

Tsunade looked at the dragon monster in his hand that only appeared in comics or movies, and always felt that his worldview had been hit.

[To be continued]