Zhang Shaoqiang actually didn't believe these Jianghu warlocks, looking at Wu Ming's face, there was nothing on the surface, and he sneered in his heart, this is all a routine, it is nothing more than to put things to the point and charge more money. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhang Shaoqiang has been the deputy director for several years, and he is not short of money. But he didn't know how to say that it was a trivial matter that the money was cheated, and if people knew that he had been deceived by a charlatan, it would be a big loss of face.

"You name it, I'll see if it's difficult?"

Wu Ming nodded honestly, and Zhang Shaoqiang thought in his heart, the play is not bad, see how you act. Wu Ming glanced at Zhang Shaoqiang and pointed to the coffin, the coffin was made of nanmu, and there was a delicately carved longevity character on it, which was very valuable.

"Is there something wrong with the coffin?"

"No, it's that among the worshippers, there are people who have a conflict with your old man. The old man feels uncomfortable, and your heart is like having long hair. ”

"What do you mean?"

"It's just that they are in conflict, what does the old man belong to?"

"Chickens."

"Chickens?" Wu Ming pondered for a moment: "The chicken rushes the rabbit and self-punishment." After Wu Ming finished speaking, he looked at Zhang Shaoqiang and was stunned, so he quickly explained: "Conflict, it's a disagreement." Mutual punishment is a personality incompatibility. So, in both phases, you have to ask them out. “

Zhang Shaoqiang's face changed when he heard it, if Wu Ming said that he wanted money, it would be easy to do this thing, and invite the rabbit and the chicken out, this matter is too difficult to do, others don't say it, this old man Qin and his father are comrades-in-arms, the same age. When I entered the door, I was angry. This will be sitting not far from the coffin, everyone knows that tears are about to fall, this is the emotion of the old comrade-in-arms, indelible. If you invite Old Man Qin out at this time, wouldn't it be a self-defeating death?

"This can't work, can you use a compromise solution, such as breaking the fortune and avoiding disasters or something?"

Zhang Shaoqiang had heard of this kind of thing, and he still thought that Wu Ming might want money. Zhang Shaoqiang regretted bringing this up by himself, didn't he fall into a trap? But as Wu Ming said, I felt that there was a pimple in my heart, and if I didn't untie it, I always felt that I would be unlucky.

To this day, Zhang Shaoqiang still thinks that this is a matter of more money and less money.

"If you can't do it, you just bear with it, and when the funeral is over, it'll be fine. If you ......" Wu Ming paused for a moment, and then said: "It depends on the old man, the coffin will be on the hearse in a while, and go to the crematorium." If the old man is soft and wants to go smoothly, it will naturally be smooth all the way, if he doesn't want to go, the coffin will be very heavy, and those who hire these coffins will definitely not be able to carry it. If this happens, your road will be particularly difficult in the future. ”

Zhang Shaoqiang finally felt a little more comfortable, he had also participated in several funerals, and he had never heard of someone who couldn't lift a coffin, how heavy a coffin could be, and there were sixteen people who carried the coffin.

Looking at Zhang Shaoqiang's relaxed expression, Wu Ming secretly pursed his lips with a wicked smile, and this smile disappeared quite quickly. Wu Ming finally said: "You remind the coffin bearer, if you can't lift it, you must speak." If this coffin really falls to the ground, at that time, even the Great Luo Immortal will not be able to save you, and at that time, not only will you be ruined, but you will also be imprisoned. ”

……

Zhang Shaoqiang left, and Wu Ming returned to Grandpa Qin's side.

"What did you do?"

"Aren't you thinking about earning your thousand dollars back?"

"Where's the money?"

"This old man, he's so old, don't be in a hurry."

Grandpa Qin not only didn't get angry, but also laughed and asked Wu Ming: "When will you collect money, how much will you collect, you have to do what you say?" ”

"yes, you know all about that?"

"Shen Stick Three, I trained you to be no different from him, a mouthful of, but ......"

"But what?"

"However, the heart is not black."

Wu Ming couldn't help but laugh when he heard this. Grandpa Qin picked up the cane and gave Wu Ming a butt ball.

"Why are you hitting me again?"

"What are you laughing at at at people's funerals? Understand the rules. ”

Wu Ming didn't squeak, he felt that he couldn't afford to provoke this old man, and he slandered in his heart, didn't you laugh just now, only Guan Gong was allowed to set fire and not allow the people to light the lamp.

When the old man spoke, Zhang Shaoqiang cried hard, and then smashed the clay pot to pieces. Someone shouted, Old Man Zhang went on the road, and then the coffin got up and walked a few steps. The face of the person who carried the coffin changed, and sweat broke out on his head, and one of the young people said, "Why is this coffin so heavy?" ”

As soon as this sentence was uttered, the leader's face changed. The coffin can't be said to be heavy, the more it is said, the heavier it becomes. Because there were a lot of people in the yard, and the hearse was outside, the leader shouted, and the brothers held on, and the hearse was outside.

The coffin bearer gritted his teeth and carried the coffin outside, and there were still many people watching on the side of the road, and the coffin bearer really couldn't lift it and began to sway.

The leader said to Zhang Shaoqiang: "Director Zhang, can we put it down first, change the handle, and get on the hearse." Zhang Shaoqiang listened to a stirring spirit and remembered what Wu Ming said, if this coffin landed, he would be ruined, that would not work.

Zhang Shaoqiang hurriedly shouted at Wu Ming: "Big nephew, think of a way." ”

Wu Ming ran out and shouted: "Take four plates, ask for porcelain, put water in the plates, and set the leveling place." I went to find a large table and put the legs inside the plate. Finally, place the coffin on the table. ”

Zhang Shaoqiang shouted: "Quick, go and find it!" ”

Fortunately, there was a lot of help, and he got the things that Wu Ming wanted, and when the coffin was put down, the coffin was softened several times at once.

Wu Ming's face was heavy, he walked to the coffin, held the coffin, and muttered: "Old man, even if your son makes a mistake, but after all, it is your son who is not, you can go with confidence, I will take care of the rest of the things for you." ”

After finishing speaking, Wu Ming put his ear on the coffin again, and he didn't know if he could hear anything, but Wu Ming tilted his head like this and saw a person, and that person's face was full of anxiety.

"I see."

After Wu Ming finished speaking, he stood up and shouted loudly to the coffin bearer: "Brothers, they are using their strength to send the old man on the road safely." "I don't know if it's a psychological effect, or whatever, it's really not that heavy to carry the coffin again.

……

When Zhang Shaoqiang's family went to the crematorium, Wu Ming took Grandpa Qin's arm and said, "Let's go." At such an age, watching the cremation of old comrades-in-arms is not good for you at all. ”

"Didn't you say to help me earn the bride price back?"

Wu Ming smiled: "This money is something outside the body, and it is not brought by life or death." ”

Hearing Wu Ming say this, Grandpa Qin raised his cane, and Wu Ming hurriedly changed his words: "The money can definitely be earned back, but today is not the time." ”

Grandpa Qin still got into the car, but Wu Ming didn't take the car, the good car sat awkwardly, and seeing that there was no one left, Wu Ming walked towards the person with an anxious face.