Chapter 108: Exploitation of Tian Yuzhi
Although Master Tianguan said that it was difficult to teach him to learn Taoism with an IQ level of only about 4 years old, Lu Chun held Di Di together to listen to the lecture when he explained Taoism to Fox in the painting world every day, the world passed day by day, and it has been fifteen days since he came to this plane in a blink of an eye, and on this day Lu Chun finally saw his senior brother Tian Yuzhi, and he fooled around outside for more than 20 days, and finally who came. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"When did it get so lively?" After Tian Yuzhi came back, he saw that there were so many more people, and said with a smile.
Seeing Guo Fu, Tian Yuzhi's eyes lit up, and he walked over with a smile, Lu Chun knew that Tian Yuzhi was also a person who was not in shape, so he took a vaccination in advance and said: "Senior brother, let me introduce you, this is my wife Guo Fu, and the other is also my wife Fox." ”
"Guo Fu, Fawkes, call Senior Brother quickly."
Tian Yuzhi was stunned for a moment and said, "It's all your wife?" You stinky boy. ”
Chu Ling'er also came over, and was just about to say hello to Lu Chun, when her eyes were suddenly attracted by the black cat in Lu Chun's arms, her eyes lit up and she pounced, and she instinctively exploded her hair, wanting to escape from Lu Chun's arms.
Lu Chun hugged it tightly with one hand, and quickly pulled out a revolver with the other, Chu Ling'er just rushed to him, and felt a cold hard object against his head, and when he raised his eyes, his soul was frightened, his face instantly turned pale, and his speech became unfavorable: "Master...... Brother, what are you doing here? ”
Lu Chun said: "I still have to ask what do you want to do?" You're not very friendly to my cat, huh? ”
"So this is your cat, senior brother? I'm not unfriendly, I just think he's very cute and I want to be close to him. Chu Ling'er hurriedly explained.
"That...... Senior brother, can you take the gun away first and be careful of misfire. Chu Ling'er carefully pushed away the pistol that Lu Chun was holding above his head.
Lu Chun said: "How could my gun go off?" But you, you have to be careful in the future, if you go off, it will kill you. ”
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It's a senior brother, I must be careful in the future...... Well? Senior brother, what do you mean......" Chu Ling'er became excited.
Lu Chun nodded, handed the pistol to Chu Ling'er, and said, "I promised you before, then go!" ”
"Thank you, brother, thank you." Chu Ling'er excitedly took the pistol handed over by Lu Chun and couldn't put it down.
Lu Chun touched the lost hair and said, "Don't chase my cat in the future." He bowed his head and said, "Didiu, if he dares to bully you in the future, you can tell me, and I will help you teach him a lesson." ”
"Meow~"
Di Di seemed to understand Lu Chun's words, and raised his head and shouted.
Tian Yuzhi glanced at the silver revolver in Chu Ling'er's hand, which seemed to be a little different from his previous one, as if it was more exquisite, and said, "Chu Ling'er, play with me." ”
Chu Ling'er hurriedly dodged and said, "I just got my hands on it, besides, senior brother, don't you have it yourself?" ”
"But I've never seen anything like this, I'll just take a look, and I won't rob you."
Lu Chun put his arms around Tian Yuzhi, pulled him to his side, and said, "Senior brother, don't worry, I am ready for you and the master, this time not only have prepared various types of pistols for you, but also have enough bullets." ”
"Really? I knew that my junior brother would not be so partial. Tian Yuzhi said with a smile.
Lu Chun said confidently: "Of course, as a man, how can you be too stingy!" By the way, senior brother, the first time I see my brother and sister, should I have a meeting gift or something? ”
Tian Yuzhi felt as if he had been led into a trap by Lu Chun, and said warily: "What do you want?" ”
Lu Chun patted Tian Yuzhi and said, "What do you mean I want, what you give to your younger siblings, of course, depends on your heart." ”
Lu Chun winked at Fox and Guo Fu and said, "Why don't you come and thank Senior Brother." ”
The two thanked each other, and Tian Yuzhi was embarrassed to be untouched, but he was a Taoist priest and had no long things, and after touching for a long time, he didn't find anything to send.
Lu Chun looked anxious and reminded: "Senior brother, why don't you send a few charms casually, they are not outsiders, just mean it." ”
Tian Yuzhi picked up his beauty: "Is it really just a few charms?" ”
"Of course."
Tian Yuzhi was still a little unconvinced, thinking about why this junior brother hadn't seen him for about a year, and he had changed his temperament. But when he just took out the spell bag and was about to draw a few charms out of it, Lu Chun snatched the charm in his hand along with the bag, handed it to Guo Fu and said, "Fu'er, don't thank you, senior brother, for speaking Korean." ”
Guo Fu smiled sweetly: "Kang Shahamida~"
Tian Yuzhi: "(╥_╥)......"
"Huh? Senior brother, what is your expression? Lu Chun pretended to be confused.
Tian Yuzhi's heart was dripping blood, this was all his charms, and drawing talismans was not an easy thing for him, with that time and kung fu, how good it was to go out and play, but now, the talisman that he could use for at least a few months was taken away by Lu Chun like this, but he was embarrassed to ask for it back from the girl's hand, so he had to grit his teeth and say: "It's okay!" ”
Lu Chun nodded and said, "It's okay, then senior brother, Fu'er's meeting gift is here, what about Fox's?" ”
Tian Yuzhi's eyes widened: "Do you still want it?" I'm really gone! ”
Lu Chun showed a look of disgust: "You shouldn't be really stingy, right?" ”
Tian Yu cured his anger and said, "But the only thing I can take out has been taken away, what do you want me to do?" ”
Lu Chun gave him a note: "Anyway, I don't think you can do such a tasteless thing, senior brother, if you want to be like this, how many charms does Fu'er have, and you will give Fox as many flowers as you want to send her later, isn't it okay?" Anyway, we're going to live here for a long time, so it's okay if you draw slowly! ”
"What...... You ......" Tian Yuzhi was really about to vomit blood, but he didn't expect Lu Chun to be so ruthless.
Seeing that Tian Yuzhi's forehead was beating, Lu Chun changed his condition and said: "Senior brother, it's okay otherwise, Fox is also very interested in talisman making, or you can teach her to draw talismans, this will be your greeting gift." Turning to Fawkes, "Fawkes, is this okay?" ”
Fox nodded with a smile and said in Korean: "Of course, it's okay, but I don't know if Senior Brother Tian is willing to teach my sister?" ”
Tian Yuzhi fainted, she obviously called herself senior brother, but she had to call her sister, looking at Fox's smiling face, he seemed to see another Lu Chun......
Successfully deprived him of all the charms and his promise to teach Fox to make talismans from Tian Yuzhi, in order to appease Tian Yuzhi, who was in a bad mood, Lu Chun handed it over to Guo Fu, and personally took Tian Yuzhi to see the firearms prepared for them.
Lu Chun piled all the guns he brought to them in the thatched hut of Koda Yuji, which turned into a small arsenal with pistols and submachine guns, and all kinds of magazines.
The bullets that Lu Chun gave them last time had already run out, and seeing so many pills piled up here, Tian Yuzhi couldn't help but excitedly say: "Senior brother, it's great, let's go handjob together!" ”
Lu Chun: "...... ("▔?▔) Khan?"