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After the sound of pots and pans colliding with each other in the kitchen disappeared, Wu Xiaoyu walked out with an iron plate.

"It's okay, you can play with the chef a little longer. Lao Tzu just gnawed up the tables and chairs. Xiao Mao said casually, he was playing on the phone and didn't raise his head.

"Then stop reading the novel, let's eat something quickly......"

"Your mother has been in it for so long, do you think Lao Tzu is willing to come here to read novels?" It wasn't until Wu Xiaoyu walked to the table that Comrade Xiaomao glanced at the phone for the last time, then stuffed it back into his trouser pocket and said, "Lao Tzu has read 100,000 pages!" ”

One hundred thousand, this number made Wu Xiaoyu's heart suddenly, he put down the iron plate, and said, "Can you stuff that broken phone so much?" Okay, let's be serious, I'll talk to you about something......"

Before Wu Xiaoyu finished speaking, he saw Xiao Mao suddenly stand up, and his words were interrupted by Xiao Mao's shouting: "Wu Xiaoyu, your mother is too much, right?" Are you going to invite Lao Tzu to eat these? ”

"I told you, there are some things that don't have the materials."

"There's no material at all! Then you still tell me to order casually? Xiao Mao opened his mouth wide and stretched out his head to watch Wu Xiaoyu take out all kinds of plates from the iron plate one by one.

None of the dishes are barbecued.

"Wu Xiaoyu, you are invincible." Xiao Mao said that he didn't expect that he would actually eat a home-cooked meal at a barbecue restaurant. And that's not even the most amazing experience.

The food on the table had obviously just been heated in the pot.

That is, they are leftovers.

"How's that, do you like it?" Wu Xiaoyu said, he lowered his head and didn't let Xiao Mao see his expression.

But it's very unfair, Wu Xiaoyu himself has seen the other party's grinning face clearly. Although Xiao Mao's voice was loud, his expression and tone were far less intense than Wu Xiaoyu imagined.

"Well, I like it very much, I'm very hungry, I'll settle accounts with you later." Xiao Mao had already sat down, and he lifted his chopsticks as he spoke.

It's so cold, and my face seems to be a little wet. Wu Xiaoyu took all the dishes out of the iron plate, freed his hands, and rubbed them on his face and near the corners of his eyes.

There is no doubt that the third watch tricked his friends into eating leftovers at a barbecue restaurant in the middle of the night, which is beyond the scope of jokes.

Wu Xiaoyu didn't know why he made this move unconsciously, but Xiao Mao's reaction was not what he hoped for, but it was exactly what he was familiar with and what he was begging for.

It's just that the more Xiao Mao is like this, the more Wu Xiaoyu subconsciously doesn't want him to agree to the request that will be made later.

"You don't eat it yourself?" Xiao Mao's voice interrupted Wu Xiaoyu's thoughts, "That's right," he stopped his chopsticks and continued: "No matter what, your mother is willing to get a few bottles of beer, right?" ”

"Right now."

"Immediately" means that Wu Xiaoyu dragged out a case of beer and sat opposite Xiao Mao, and the two men farted and chatted over the leftovers. As college classmates and friends who have known each other for many years, the conversation between the two is naturally broad and free. ---- except for Wu Xiaoyu's laughter, there is always a trace of reluctance that others can't detect.

"Parasite, you've wasted an hour."

After thirty rounds of drinking, Xiao Mao had already noticed with some blurred eyes, Wu Xiaoyu on the opposite side suddenly shivered, and then immediately sat upright, he heard Wu Xiaoyu say: "Nie Liang, I came out of you tonight to ask you for a favor." ”

"Slow down." Xiao Mao, that is, Nie Liang raised a hand to stop Wu Xiaoyu's next words, he was afraid that Wu Xiaoyu would be so formally called. In memory, this appellation often means that the next thing is not a good thing. Nie Liang first lifted the chopsticks to eat a few pieces of vegetables, then poured a glass of water and drank it, feeling much clearer, and then he said, "Okay, you can speak." ”

"Be serious, I want to ask you for a favor......" Wu Xiaoyu slurred, a little difficult to speak.

"It's okay, just say it, I'm used to sticking a knife in your ribs for a long time. Go up the knife mountain or go down to the sea of fire? Your old man just mention ......" Nie Liang rolled his eyes and swallowed a slice of fat (this action made Wu Xiaoyu on the opposite side nauseous), "...... Anyway, my old man would never do it. ”

"Be serious, I want to find you a loan......

"Three cents or five cents, don't be embarrassed to speak." Xiao Mao took out his wallet and counted the tickets inside. Xiaomao didn't tell Wu Xiaoyu, and after receiving the call, in addition to going to the scene of the accident, he also went to the 24-hour bank ATM.

"One hundred thousand!" Wu Xiaoyu gritted his teeth and said.

"One hundred thousand? Meaningless, pound or franc? Cheque or cash? ”

Xiaoyu didn't borrow money this time? Nie conscience said, he put away his wallet and talked casually, not noticing Wu Xiaoyu's expression, he began to guess what he needed help with today according to what he knew about his friends on weekdays.

He guessed wrong, Wu Xiaoyu was not joking with him.

Wu Xiaoyu said: "No checks and no cash." ”

"And you want a passbook? OK, make a note, donkey rolling, profit rolling, nine out of thirteen, two months to return the principal and interest. It doesn't matter if you can't pay back the money, it's all up to Lao Tzu to break his hands and feet. What do you think? ”

Wu Xiaoyu's face was pale: "Be serious!" ”

The words "broken hands and feet" caused Wu Xiaoyu's heart to beat wildly.

An existence like 1A7489 that cannot be measured by common sense, and it certainly doesn't need to be thought about carefully when it comes to such a trivial matter as chopping off one or two hands and feet to show your heart.

Thinking of such serious consequences, Wu Xiaoyu hurriedly said: "Nie Liang, I'm not looking for you to borrow money, I'm looking for you to help with a loan, and I want you to be a guarantee." ”

"Lao Tzu's face is only worth 100,000? No, at least 10 million is worthy of Lao Tzu to open a golden mouth. Nie Liang grinned and matched the joke in his mind.

"Nie Liang, you are serious! Is Lao Tzu telling you seriously? Wu Xiaoyu slapped the table and shouted, and finally asked Nie Liang to put down his chopsticks and raise his head.

Looking at Wu Xiaoyu's serious expression, Nie Liang smoothed the lines on his face, he frowned, and said, "Don't smash other people's tables, you will lose money." Loan guarantees? Seriously? ”

"Absolutely."

"One hundred thousand?"

"One hundred thousand!"

"A hundred thousand, true. What a good words. Nie Liang repeated Wu Xiaoyu's words softly.

He took out a cigarette from the cigarette case on the table and lit it, looking at Wu Xiaoyu for a long time, but he didn't make a sound. It wasn't until he was sure that Wu Xiaoyu and himself were not crazy that he said slowly: "Xiaoyu, you always let me be serious, and now I will be serious." ”

Nie Liang said: "I'm just an ordinary employee of an insurance company, even if I mix a little better, I only have an income of 30,000 or 40,000 yuan a year." If it's a trivial matter like two or three thousand, with our friendship, we naturally don't need to make any IOUs, and it's even a joke to say that you should pay it back. ”

He stopped, unconsciously squeaked the disposable cup in his hand, and after a long while, he drank half of the wine in it, and said, "And it stands to reason that if I can help you, I should really do my best." But 100,000 ......" Nie Liang seemed to want to squeeze out a smile, but what was usually easy and simple for him had become so difficult at the moment. He finally gave up on that action, shook his head and muttered, "One hundred thousand...... 100,000 ......"

"Yes, 100,000 ......," Wu Xiaoyu also read softly.

He had a complicated expression on his face that he had never seen before in front of an employee. After the request was politely refused, Wu Xiaoyu didn't know whether in his heart he was more happy or disappointed.

"Alright!" Wu Xiaoyu laughed and said, "****, Lao Tzu teased you, you take it seriously!" Come on, come on, punish wine, punish wine. ”

Nie Liang picked up the deformed cup and asked Wu Xiaoyu to fill it. Although it was a little difficult, he finally made an expression similar to a laugh, and he said in a slightly hoarse voice: "Lao Tzu still doesn't know your ****, Lao Tzu is the one who teases you." ”

The two laughed at the same time and kept laughing loudly as they continued to drink.

After a while.

After drinking a few glasses of wine absentmindedly, casually picking up some food, and saying a few random words, Nie Liang raised his head, stared at Wu Xiaoyu's eyes, and said, "Which bank?" ”

"What do you mean?"

"What does it mean, it's the bank's meaning."

"Huaxia ...... Commercial bank. I don't know if it's because I drank too much wine, Wu Xiaoyu's words were a little vague.

"Huaxia Commercial Bank? The interest should be reasonable...... Take it. ”

"Take what?"

"Damn, you pretend to be hairy, I don't know you yet!" Nie Liang swept away a few plates, pulled some napkins and cleared a relatively clean spot on the table.

"Ah, here." Wu Xiaoyu reached into his arms and took out a few pieces of paper and a pen.

"Lao Tzu just took a look, did he tell you that he wanted to make a guarantee?" Nie Liang took the paper handed over and let Wu Xiaoyu put the pen in front of him, "One hundred thousand!" Lao Tzu is not crazy, why do you work for two or three years for nothing? ”

"Well...... Who was asked to ghostwrite this? The handwriting is good. Nie Liang lowered his head and began to read the documents, "Let Lao Tzu see what stupid things you are doing with loans...... Huaxia Commercial Bank...... Lakh...... Small Entrepreneurship Loan ...... for College Students Your mother still remembers that you are a college student, and you are a big student in finance, and if you borrow such a small amount of 100,000, Lao Tzu's face will be lost by you! …… Kindness...... Project Plan ...... Barbecue ...... Barbecue restaurant? Nie Liang shifted his gaze from the document to Wu Xiaoyu's face and said, "If I'm not mistaken, you plan to open a barbecue restaurant?" ”

"It's not just a plan."

"And, this is it?" Nie Liang is worthy of the "quick response" comment on the holiday notice of primary school students that year.

"Well, this is it." Wu Xiaoyu nodded, he stretched out his thumb to signal behind him, Nie Liang looked in the direction he pointed, there was a long row of documents, and the first place on the left was a copy of the business license.

It is clearly printed on it, legal representative: Wu Xiaoyu.

"No wonder ......" Nie Liang muttered, "No wonder you said that the waiters are all gone, and there is only one chef left." No wonder you've been in it for so long, and you're actually cooking? ”

"I learned it ten days ago. Is it delicious? ”

"You learned it ten years ago, right? The food is okay, and with that craftsmanship, it is not impossible to guarantee 100,000 yuan. Nie Liang hung his head, this time Wu Xiaoyu couldn't see his expression at all.

Wu Xiaoyu suppressed the heat surging in his heart with one sentence: "Lao Tzu just heats up the food." ”

Nie Liang snorted: "Lao Tzu is not talking about your craftsmanship, the cook you invited is good." It's worth 100,000, 10,000 times higher than you. ”

Wu Xiaoyu no longer opened his mouth, and watched Nie Liang write the guarantee letter according to the requirements on the document,

In the shop, the nib of the pen makes a smooth rustle across the paper, which is occasionally muffled by the sound of the engine of the car passing outside the door, but it doesn't matter, the river beats against the embankment in a certain rhythm, always accompanied evenly.

Since it was winter, the meal had already been cold for such a long time. As a result, the table near the counter looked even more shabby, and there were dozens of beer bottles on the floor, some of which were empty, and some of which were left. Wu Xiaoyu's stomach was full of wine, of course he couldn't feel drunk again in his life, but he didn't know what was going on, his eyes were still a little hazy.

Wu Xiaoyu watched with these hazy eyes, watching a small half page of text gradually appear on the paper, watching Nie Liang write his signature, and watching him write down the date as the end.

Nie Liang handed the document back to Wu Xiaoyu, and they dragged out another case of beer and continued to laugh loudly.

Finally, when 1A7489 emits "Parasite, there are still twenty minutes left before the workout time", Nie Liang also fell under the table, softening into a mess.

Wu Xiaoyu threw away the cup and drank the liquid in the bottle in his hand, he quickly cleaned up the storefront and climbed up to the second floor with Nie Liang in his arms.

Nie Liang, who was lying comfortably on the floor, seemed very dissatisfied with being moved. In the corridor, his mouth chirped crookedly, and Wu Xiaoyu couldn't understand a word of this kind of babbling.

It wasn't until he was thrown on the bed that no one had ever slept on that Wu Xiaoyu finally heard a few intermittent words when he turned over: "Xiaoyu......****...... Walking in the snow with slippers...... Your mother...... Be creative...... Lao Tzu doesn't pay for the internet...... Dare to detain my ......"

Why does that existence have to take out a loan of 100,000!

Wu Xiaoyu really couldn't figure it out and didn't get an answer. He closed the door, walked into the kitchen, and muttered while fiddling with the pressure cooker: "Nie Liang, you are a big ****." ”