Chapter Eighty-Eight - Boiled Qiluno
Chapter Eighty-Eight - Boiled Qiluno
[2nd shift at 8 p.m....... Don't ask me why, I just remember that I hadn't eaten at home in a few days, and I was going out again at noon today. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.infoγ
The storehouse of Hakurei Shrine...... Although there are a lot of miscellaneous items, it can still make room for a place to sleep after a little tidying up, and there is Lingmeng who is very attentive there, and takes the initiative to help Tang Yuan toss a comfortable enough place, so this sleep is called a peaceful sleep.
When he got up early in the morning, Tang Yuan pinched a water balloon technique (it is sold by the main god, and low-level spells are particularly cheap), washed his face and rinsed his mouth, and when he walked out of the warehouse, he saw Reimu sweeping the floor there again.
"Good morning...... Breakfast is not included? I'm a little hungry. Tang Yuan stretched his waist and walked to Reimu's side, "Yo, what about sweeping the floor?" Need me help you? β
"No, you just don't get in my way and sweep the floor." Reimu hit him with a broom stick, "Go sit while I'm done, and when I'm done sweeping the floor, I'll go to the kitchen to heat up the porridge and eat the pickles." β
ββ¦β¦ Porridge pickles!? it, that's what people can eat!? No way! I'll help you finish this in a few clicks, and I'll show you a good thing! As soon as Tang Yuan heard the pickles under the porridge in the morning, he immediately felt that the whole world was on the verge of collapse, and then the whole person became inexplicably excited, stretched out his hand and pointed to the fallen leaves all over the ground, and asked, "Just sweep these leaves aside and pile them up, right?" β
"yes, what are you going to do?"
"What!? Dry!! β
Tang Yuan had already exchanged a bunch of elemental magic from the main god, not to mention the fireball technique that could be used in battle, most of the others were used for the convenience of ordinary use, such as the water ball technique used to wash his face and hands, the fire tongue technique was used to light a cigarette and make a fire, and the thunderbolt technique was used to charge his mobile phone, etc., anyway, this kind of thing that didn't have much combat power was sold very cheaply in the main god, so he exchanged one for various attributes.
At this time, the wind control technique can come in handy, I originally thought that this kind of garbage thing that can only be used to blow the wind can only be used to lift the girl's skirt, but I didn't expect it to be used to blow the fallen leaves on the ground......
"I am a great teacher! Aeolus help me!! β
Suddenly, there was a strong wind in the flat ground, and Tang Yuan's whole person was like being possessed by a mysterious creature after jumping the great god, floating in the air and doing a "I'm so powerful" shape, and the violent air flow quickly blew the dust and fallen leaves around the shrine away, and the ground was blown clean, looking like wax.
After finishing the work, Tang Yuan landed on the ground, posing as a master in the world, and didn't speak for a long time.
Reimu looked left and right, nodded, and said, "It's okay, I don't see that you're still quite useful...... Could it be that the old woman is looking for you to ask you to help clean the house? β
"Ahem, that's impossible." In an instant, the image of a master in the world was shattered, Tang Yuan took out a few packets of instant noodles and handed them to Lingmeng, "Well, you go boil some boiling water, I don't want to drink porridge even if I eat instant noodles!" β
"What's this?" Reimu took the instant noodles, flipped them over, looked at them, and read out the words on them, "Master Kong?" β
"You can't just say these words, be careful not to have an extra tomahawk on your head one day...... Okay, don't brush the stalks, go boil the water, you can know what to do as soon as you open this thing. β
"Oh." So Reimu took a few packets of instant noodles and went to the kitchen.
Tang Yuan was sitting in front of the shrine, smoking and playing idly, when a figure flew in the sky.
"Reimu! I'm coming to play with youβ"
In the distance, a black and white mouse named Marisa flew over on a broomstick with a Kiruno in his hand.
As soon as she landed, she ran to the shrine with a broom, glanced at Tang Yuan who was sitting there, and said hello: "Yo, there are guests?" It's rare to come to the shrine early in the morning. β
"Well, hello." Tang Yuan nodded, and at this time, Kiruno, which Marisa was holding in her hand, began to struggle as soon as she saw him.
"Aren't you the human who invited me to candy last year? Come and save me! β
"Sorry you remember wrong, it wasn't last year, it was yesterday." Tang Yuan said, the cigarette butt in his mouth trembled, "What are you doing?" Caught here? β
Qi Lunuo struggled for a long time, but he still couldn't break free, and he was so anxious that he kicked his legs around: "I didn't do anything!" I'm just sealing this guy's chimney with ice! β
"......" Tang Yuan looked at Marisa and felt speechless for a while, "It's just a chimney, it's not winter now, and your chimney is useless, as for it?" β
Marisa shook her hand at Cirno, "As for me, my chimney is not used for fire, but for cooking, and now my house is full of smoke, do you want to feel it?" β
ββ¦β¦β
Chiluno, that's what's wrong with you.
Tang Yuan suddenly felt that he couldn't control this matter, so he moved his butt to the side.
"Reimu is in the kitchen, isn't it? Well, I'll go to her and let her cook the goblin. With that, Marisa ignored Tang Yuan and ran in the direction of the kitchen with Kirino.
Looking at the back, Tang Yuan felt a silent sorrow for Qi Lunuo in his heart, but it is said that the world view of the goblins is different, and death does not seem to be very terrible to them - maybe this is also the reason why the goblins like to die - so this is nothing, right?
Besides, how can it really be cooked, it must just be just talking.
As a result, it didn't take long for Tang Yuan to hear Qi Lunuo's screams coming from the direction of the kitchen.
Anyway, it's still killing! No, this has to be taken care of!
Thinking so, he couldn't sit still, got up and walked to the kitchen.
"it!!" Tang Yuan kicked the kitchen door open, took out his gun, pointed it inside, and yelled, "Don't move!" Don't move! I suspect you kidnapping young girls! And also prepare to destroy the corpse after X kills! Hand over the young girl now! β
When he finished yelling, he looked into the kitchen - where was there Kiruno? The kitchen was just Marisa and Reimu, and a puddle of water on the floor.
"What about people? What about the Kiruno? Tang Yuan asked.
Marisa didn't speak, but gestured to the puddle of water on the ground.
"......" Tang Yuan was stunned for a moment, and then instantly exploded, "It's too long!" Kill! You two come over to me! I want to eliminate harm for the people and do the right thing for heaven!! β
Reimu ignored him, just said "stupid" lightly and turned around and continued to add firewood to the stove.
Tang Yuan was about to continue to say something, when he heard Qi Luno's voice coming from outside the kitchen door.
"You two give me a memory! I'm the strongest goblin, but I'm very vindictive!! β
The sound is getting farther and farther away.
"You two ......" Tang Yuan pointed at Reimu and Marisa, not knowing what to say for a long time, and finally closed his mouth.
"It's okay, that goblin has a very bad memory, and I'll forget about it in a few minutes." Marisa grinned and ran up to Tang Yuan, "My name is Marisa Misty Rain, and I'm a magician, what about you?" β
"Me? Tang Yuan, the most vicious human being of all time. β
"You're a funny guy, aren't you human!" Marisa smiled and patted Tang Yuan's shoulder, "Why haven't I seen you before?" From the outside world? β
"No, I'm from another world." As he spoke, Tang Yuan watched the water boiling over there on Reimu's side, so he took the initiative to find two bowls, put the instant noodles away, and glanced at Marisa, "I guess your real purpose of coming here early this morning should be to have breakfast...... Did I guess wrong? β
"You guessed it." Marisa was very conscious, ran and took another bowl and put it in front of Tang Yuan, "Hehe." β
Well, this guy really doesn't see the outside.
[To be continued]