Chapter 39: The Terrible Exam
"He's right, you're really here?" After Wang Yuhan saw me, he covered his mouth and smiled: "And...... Didn't you get your costume? ”
That's right, I didn't wear that standard suit or trousers, but the same clothes I came out of the mountains: the same one that Wang Yuhan wore when he first met me. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Although we had met once last night, and we had a conversation, Wang Yuhan apparently didn't recognize me at all: and now, she didn't recognize me as the 'boss' she wanted to make friends with last night.
Of course, I also deliberately restored my hairstyle to my original appearance today, in order to make Wang Yuhan completely unrecognizable.
"Of course I'm coming. Isn't it true that today's exam? I laughed, and then casually found a place to sit in the conference room.
"I really admire the thickness of your skin: don't you have a little shame? How did you get in in such clothes? ”
Not only Wang Yuhan, but also several other candidates were surprised.
"I don't wear clothes today, so what to wear casually isn't an exam? Didn't you say what kind of exam papers to take, and antiquities appraisal or something? Does one of these things have anything to do with what you wear? ”
Wang Yuhan shook his head and sneered: "Okay, whatever you want, I'll just watch how you were kicked out directly by Minister Tu." But that's fine, you don't have to take the exam when you go back, and the results of the test will be embarrassing anyway. ”
As he spoke, the door to the conference room opened.
Minister Tu walked in with a man and a woman, the man was He Longjun, but the woman didn't know her, it was estimated that she was the head of the ceremonial women's group.
This girl is very tall, but her face gives people a very positive feeling.
This so-called positive is actually a report I saw in the pictorial: a country called Zhuo Weiguo on the edge of the Central Kingdom held a beauty pageant: because this country is best at plastic surgery, basically all women are used to doing it regardless of whether they need it or not, and this country's aesthetic has a set of so-called 'golden formula for facial proportions' or something, and finally caused all the top 24 contestants to basically have the same face and different hairstyles of the embarrassing joke.
And this girl's face is very much in line with this 'golden formula of facial proportions': although it gives people a bright feeling, but there is no type of characteristic.
In general: the public face among the beauties, that is, the face that the public thinks is beautiful.
Minister Tu walked in with two people, the girl had a stack of rolls in her hand, and He Longjun had a big box in her hand, which looked quite heavy.
Minister Tu glanced at all of us with that majestic gaze, and finally fixed on me.
"Why, didn't you receive your work clothes?" Minister Tu asked with a frown.
"Roger, I didn't wear it." I shrugged my shoulders and said.
Before Minister Tu could speak, Wang Yuhan, who was at the front, snorted and laughed, and then hurriedly stopped it.
"You kid, hehe, I see, you just didn't plan to come well, did you?" Minister Tu looked at me with a murderous gaze and said.
"Minister Tu, what are you doing today?" I asked, shrugging my shoulders.
"You can't even forget about the exam, do you?"
Minister Tu didn't speak, and Wang Yuhan spoke on her behalf.
"Okay, that means I'm here for the exam today, but I heard that today's exam items seem to be to make papers and identify antiques, and I didn't say that I had to wear work clothes to identify my body or something, right? If that's the case, wouldn't it be nice if everyone didn't wear clothes? ”
Several people couldn't help but laugh: even the public faces of He Longjun and the ceremonial female group laughed.
Wang Yuhan looked at me angrily, while Tu Qingqing pouted: "You really think that I said that I will accept you today no matter what, you can do this, right?" Okay, I'll see how many points you can score today, and I'll post your results on the wall of the business department for everyone to visit for a month! I'd like to see how cheeky you are! ”
"Alright. Now send the paper down, and you two will proctolate. Someone calls me when they turn in their papers. ”
After speaking, Tu Qingqing left directly.
He Longjun and the public face began to distribute the test papers, and when He Longjun sent me the four papers, he patted me on the shoulder and sighed and said, "Dude, I admire you more and more!" May you survive with the butcher. ”
I smiled and picked up the test paper and looked at it.
There are four test papers, each with 100 questions: the first 50 are all multiple-choice questions. The last 50 questions need to fill in the blanks or something, and each question alone has at least 50-100 words, and it must be completed within 4 hours.
Four hours is a total of 240 minutes, which means that each question can be spread out in less than 40 seconds!
This exam is even more perverted than perverted!
After handing out the scroll, He Longjun sat on it and said in a very relaxed posture: "If you need to quit, you can just stand up and leave." In fact, I really advise you: it is torture to be able to do it, and for your own good, give up when you should give up. ”
Everyone began to answer the questions with expressionless faces.
"Choose 1 and 4 for the first question, 234 for the second question, and 123 for the third question......"
My grandfather was already telling me the answer to the first question almost before I had even finished reading it.
"Grandpa, right?" This speed also makes me feel a little incredible: my grandfather can only make the right judgment by looking at the questions and answers!
"Very simple things, all some common sense, my old man can know what he wants to ask at a glance. It couldn't be easier. ”
There are 50 indefinite choices, and just looking at them makes me feel a headache.
About half an hour after the exam, a girl stood up directly: "I'll quit!" It's not an exam at all! It's difficult! Who would know the name of a minister under Emperor Hongtaki of the Hikorun Dynasty who died after only three months? And this question: Name the third and seventh Shangshu of the Criminal Department under the Emperor Hongding? Emperor Hongding has changed a total of more than a dozen criminal department books! Who will remember the names of a few criminal department secretaries who stepped down after a few months? It's impossible for anyone to do this kind of question! ”
"Since you're out, please leave." He Longjun nodded and directly accepted her roll.
"You're just making it difficult! This company is so perverted! Are you all crazy? The girl was probably a little crazy about the question, and pointed at He Longjun and scolded.
"The third criminal department under the Hongding Emperor is called Tan Yuezhi, although he has only been working for two months, but he has issued a special set of seals. We auctioned off this set of seals a few months ago for six million, and its original owner didn't identify what it was, so it was sold to us for only 600 yuan. Do you think it's just a problem now? He Longjun said indifferently.