Chapter Eighty-Three-My Water Meter Turns Upside Down
Chapter Eighty-Three-My Water Meter Turns Upside Down
"I knew it wasn't going to be that easy...... Tang Sheng and Qin Hua went to the India refuge to find a water purifier, and they all went through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties......
Hanging a pair of dead fish eyes, Tang Yuan looked at the ...... who stopped in front of him Five young girls?
"To prevent the destruction of the Great Barrier!" Young girl in blue short skirt. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ info
"To maintain the peace of Gensokyo!" Young girl in green short skirt.
"Carry out love and true justice!" Young girl in black dress.
"Cute and charming Hero Moon!" Young girl with black and red cloak.
"Ahh......h I forgot the word again...... "Misia...... Well? Why is this one called differently?
Clan? Tang Yuan scratched the back of his head, and was speechless for a while in his heart, why did he meet these five?
"You ...... Can I help you? β
"The old lady is the strongest goblin, Qiluno! Humans over there! Leave your crate full of sugar behind! Qi Luno pointed at Tang Yuan arrogantly and shouted, his words full of domineering.
"Ah...... That one...... It's okay if you don't want to......" The big goblin timidly hid behind Kiruno......
There was already a black line hanging on Tang Yuan's head.
"Well, I don't have any sugar in this box...... Anyway, that melon cowardly told you that I have sugar in it!? β
"Sharp intuition tells me! You've got a lot of good stuff in there! Cirno continued to shout, "If you deny it, it means that you are weak-hearted!" So give me the box! β
"You're robbing! Do you know if you're breaking the law!? Believe it or not, I called the police in front of you!? β
"That's right, it's robbery! That human, if you don't want to be covered in chilblains, hand over your box! β
This bear kid is a bit jumpy......
Tang Yuan stepped forward with a dark face and headed towards Qi Lunuo, "Duang" is a melon seed.
"Whoaaaaa "Ahhh......h Qiluno is good, don't cry, don't cry......" "I'm so hungry......" "Hey Rumia, what are you biting Miski!" "Woo, don't eat me, ......"
What is this...... Tang Yuan covered his face and ignored the five fools who suddenly made a mess, and strode away.
I don't know how far I walked, and finally saw a large area of rice fields...... and those who work in the fields.
"Who said there are very few men in Gensokyo...... Obviously, it's just because there are few men in the characters who have appeared in the plot......" Looking at the uncles in the field, Tang Yuan's expression was very calm.
The human world is a human settlement in Gensokyo.,Because not all youkai don't attack humans (even the characters in the plot have a very low human friendliness),So the human society and the youkai society have not been integrated.,But maybe it's the big monsters such as Yakumo Purple deliberately.,The human village hasn't been harassed by the monsters too much.,Maybe it's because the monsters must have the fear of humans if they want to exist.γ
Tang Yuan walked into this village, which was said to be inhabited by humans.
Then the first person I saw was a girl with a big tail behind her ass walking towards him.
Yakumo Blue is carrying a mysterious plastic bag in his hand, maybe it contains fried tofu or something.
"What about the human villages? The first guy I met when I walked in was a monster......" Tang Yuanchao muttered to himself quietly.
However, he still underestimated the canine's hearing, and Yakumo's ears twitched in his hat and glanced at him.
"......" The two looked at each other for a moment.
This Yakumo Blue's top boss is Yakumo Purple.,Purple rcfvygubhinjomk is not a small character who is easy to fool.,If this girl goes back and reports about herself...... Something unpleasant can happen.
So Tang Yuan smiled and nodded politely at her, which was regarded as a greeting.
βοΌβ Seeing that there seemed to be nothing wrong with this person, Yakumo Lan also smiled and nodded.
The two passed by.
Tang Yuan looked at the big tail that was fading away, and muttered, "The coat color doesn't seem to be as good as the six buttercups...... Is it because there is not enough rest? Overworked? β
That's right, after all, whether it's the first or the second set, it's all taken in by Yakumo Zi to be responsible for chores...... It feels so pitiful.
He didn't know that it wasn't that Yakumo's blue coat was not good, it was just that the coat of the six buttercups was too well maintained.
Tang Yuan continued to walk towards the village, but he didn't see it, Yakumo Blue, who had already walked some distance behind him, trembled his ears again, and then turned his head to look at him.
Yakumo Blue watched the human enter the village, tilted his head and whispered:
"Six buttercups?"
Let her hear it again.
After entering the human village, the bustling and lively picture imagined in Tang Yuan's mind did not appear.
That's right, there is only one village in the entire Gensokyo, and there is no way to catch a market or anything, except for some festivals, how can there be a crowd of people on weekdays?
Tang Yuan walked to the middle of the village, where there was a statue of a dragon god with teeth and claws, which was said to be used to predict the weather...... But that's not where Tang Yuan cares.
He looked left and right, and the place where the statue of the dragon god in the center of the village was located was a large open space, and it was also paved with stone bricks, probably used as a square, and maybe sometimes the rally or something was also held here.
There are people passing through the square in all directions, and there is a lot of traffic, and there are even youkai among them.
"Okay, here it is." Saying that, Tang Yuan sat down against the wall of a certain building in a corner of the square, spread a cloth on the ground, opened the box and placed the things inside one by one, and finally took out a two-meter-long, tall and large torch with a base from the ring, placed it next to him, grabbed a certain place and twisted it, and the top of the torch ignited a blue-purple flame with a "poof".
I didn't bother to shout, and it was not my style to shout and solicit business, so Tang Yuan sat against the wall and stretched his waist, then took out his mobile phone and played with nothing, smoking a cigarette from time to time.
Setting up a stall in the central square like this to sell things will inevitably attract attention, so soon, Tang Yuan ushered in his first customer.
Sensing that someone had stopped in front of his stall, Tang Yuan raised his head and asked, "What do you want to buy?" It's all here. β
It was a middle-aged uncle with a hoe on his shoulder, and the uncle put the hoe aside, squatted down and looked at what Tang Yuan was arranging.
"Young man, what are you selling?"
He asked, pointing to the pile of bottles and cans on the stall.
"Good thing, the red bottle is used to treat injuries, and it works on the spot without side effects...... Oh, there's an explanation next to it, uncle, you can see it yourself. β
"Oh......" The uncle looked at the note next to the little red bottle, and after reading it, asked with a skeptical expression, "Is it really useful?" How does it feel unlikely. β
"Uh-huh~" Tang Yuan shrugged his shoulders, whether he likes to buy or not.
"I'll forget this, little brother, your knife looks good, can I try it?"
Tang Yuan stretched out his hand and pointed, and there was a large iron ingot next to the stall that was a man tall, which was specially used to test the knife - yes, it was tried with iron.
The uncle also felt incredulous when he saw that this businessman actually used iron to test the knife, but he still took one of the watermelon knives and walked over and tried to make a cut on the iron ingotβand suddenly there was a gap, and he reached out in disbelief and touched and knocked on it, and made sure that the test knife in front of him was indeed an iron ingot.
"Ten silver dollars? It's expensive, but it seems to be worth the price...... I'm going to buy this. [Note: Don't care too much about the currency system]
So Tang Yuan counted the silver coins in his hand, and the uncle hung the watermelon knife on his waist and left.
You see, the first business was insignificant, but it was done, right?
In this way, from time to time, sporadic pedestrians came to Tang Yuan to buy things, and some of them were made by the uncle who made propaganda and came here to buy knives.
There are also those who buy other things, such as various small electrical appliances that come with their own hand-cranked power generation, which are novelty items in Gensokyo.
Finally, Tang Yuan waited for a monster customer.
I can't say what this girl's body is.,Anyway, it seems that unless the author deliberately does it in the second dimension.,Otherwise, you can't find an ugly girl at all.,This monster girl looked at Tang Yuan's stall.,Finally, holding a ball and asking:
"What is this?"
"That's? Oh...... That's a monster limited commodity.,Only those who meet the limited conditions can buy it.,The one in your hand is a power enhancement ball.,It's about the same level as an ordinary human.,10,000 silver dollars (one million points,Calculate a hundred times the profit.,Blood earns.)γ Tang Yuan replied lazily, "Of course, if you don't have money, you can also exchange it for something of equivalent value." β
"Ah...... Ten thousand silver dollars are so expensive......" The girl counted with her fingers and scratched her head, "something of equal value...... I don't seem to have anything of value on me. β
"This is simple, what I said is that anything can be exchanged, such as lifespan, health, charm value, everything you can imagine can be exchanged with me...... As long as you don't doubt it, say it first, don't joke around, or be careful to put something important in. β
"Wow, you're amazing......"
As it deserves to be Gensokyo, the girl didn't think much about it and believed Tang Yuan's words, and then began to think about it.
After a moment, she asked, "What about longevity...... Youkai can live for a long time, will their value be discounted? β
"No, it won't."
"Oh...... So...... How much is ten years worth? β
"Ten years? I want to think about it......" Tang Yuan thought about it quickly--after all, the main god doesn't recycle this or exchange this, so the specific value is not clear, so he will set the price at will-and then he replied, "It's about 10,000 silver dollars a year...... You can get one of these balls in a year, oh don't try to take it by force, you can't take anything with you until the deal is completed. β
"So good deal? Okay, I want ten. β
"Deal."
So a transparent green light emerged from the monster girl's body, and ran to Tang Yuan's hand and turned into a small green ball.
The girl left with ten power-enhancing balls.
"Well, that's the business I want to do." Muttering, Tang Yuan didn't use up this ten-year vitality enhancement ball, but put it away.
There's a reason why only yokai are allowed to buy some things, after all...... What the humans in Gensokyo need is stability, if any guy who is not afraid of death comes to Tang Yuan and exchanges half his life for strength...... Even if Yakumo Zi would definitely deal with this matter in the end, it would inevitably be that even Tang Yuan would deal with it at that time.
Tang Yuan thought about it carefully, and felt that even if it was sold to monsters, it was not very safe, so he added another sentence to the manual next to the enhancement ball, "The same type of enhancement ball is limited to ten per person", and then he put his mind at ease, lit a cigarette and waited for the next business.
So it didn't take long for him to wait for an acquaintance - well, a one-sided acquaintance.
With short, burgundy hair and two ponytails, she wears clothes similar to a kimono, but what really stands out is her huge ......
Enormous......
Sickle.
Onozuka Komachi, the ferryman of the Santu River, although he is a boater, but he is also known as the "Grim Reaper".
She walked straight in the direction of Tang Yuan.
"Huh? Yo, welcome, what do you want to buy? β
Dairy ...... cough, Komachi glanced at Tang Yuan with a serious face, and said, "There is a monster's Yangshou who is inexplicably missing ten years...... In the end, it seems to have something to do with you. β
"Ugh."
Tang Yuan's face instantly became ugly.
Why did you forget that Gensokyo has such a thing as "hell......
It's over, the incident happened, and now the staff of the department who is responsible for doing this business has come to the door......
If you don't die, you won't die!
[To be continued]