Chapter 61: Cheap Master
"I've been an old cold hand for many years, and it's useless to soak in hot water, so you'll just order it." As Liu Lao spoke, he stepped forward and touched the outside of Lei Xiaofeng's thigh, inch by inch.
"Oops...... Oops. Lei Xiaofeng grinned as if he had been tortured, either in pain or in awkward psychological tightness. Don't say it's him, it's a man who is forcibly pressed on the table, and then a bad old man can't stand it. Of course, the bent and uncle-like type is not among them.
Every time Lei Xiaofeng sighed, Liu Lao's face was shocked. After touching Lei Xiaofeng's whole body, Liu Lao was already dumbfounded. There is no other reason, the changes in the muscles and bones of Lei Xiaofeng's body are indeed formed by practicing the eighteen falls of clothes, which cannot be faked.
And Lei Xiaofeng's muscles and bones are very perfect, there should be strength, there should be strength, and there should be toughness where there should be toughness.
Because Lei Xiaofeng's kung fu was bought by the system, after the transformation of black technology, his body is already the most suitable body for practicing the eighteen falls of clothes, and every millimeter is changed because of the tricks of the eighteen falls of clothes. This kind of change is almost non-existent in the actual practice of martial arts, imagine that no one can do the same amount of practice every day, and the content and points of the practice are not deviated in the slightest.
However, the quick eighteen declines have given Lei Xiaofeng standard practice and ten years of results, which is the most valuable. Therefore, Lei Xiaofeng was able to instantly fall into the Dao with the eighteenth amount of clothes, and directly reached the middle stage of Qi training.
Liu Lao had already determined in his heart that Lei Xiaofeng was a despicable villain who disturbed the ears and eyes of others with his martial arts. But now it seems that Lei Xiaofeng not only fell into the Tao with the eighteenth clothes, but also his skills are better than that of him, the boss of the clothes-staining faction.
It's like Lei Xiaofeng is a performer of floating magic, and Liu Lao is invited to uncover the truth of magic. originally thought that Lei Xiaofeng had hung Via, and he was a complete liar. Liu Lao confidently held a pair of big scissors and waved his hand to the audience, ready to unmask Lei Xiaofeng. But when he came to the front and looked closer, 'Damn, Lei Xiaofeng has nothing on his head and feet, it's really flying', can Liu Lao not be shocked.
"Old Liu? The result? Xiao Ran looked at Liu Lao's expression, and also knew that things had changed, so he hurriedly asked.
When Liu Lao heard Xiao Ran's words, he came back to his senses and nodded solemnly. Then he stepped forward to Lei Xiaofeng's side, bent down and lowered his head almost face to face, and asked with a somewhat excited expression: "Say it quickly!" Where did you kid learn, I got eighteen clothes? Who is your master? ”
As soon as Liu Lao's words came out, it showed that he had already admitted the fact that Lei Xiaofeng had fallen into the Tao with his clothes.
Looking at the old man with a trembling beard in front of him, Lei Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and said, "Can you let me put on my pants and talk?" ”
"Xiao Han, let him go." Liu Lao straightened up and waved his hand and said.
Han Zhenguang let go as he said, with him and Liu Lao here, he was not afraid of Lei Xiaofeng's tricks at all.
After being released, Lei Xiaofeng hurriedly bent down and put on his pants and put on his clothes.
"Tell me, who is your master?" Liu Lao couldn't wait to ask, judging from Lei Xiaofeng's skills, not to mention the other disciples of the Dipping Sect, even if Liu Lao personally took action, he couldn't teach an apprentice like him.
Lei Xiaofeng didn't know it yet, because of the changes to his body caused by the quick eighteen dips in clothes, he was already a genius who practiced dipping eighteen dips for a thousand years.
"Let me tell you the truth, I don't know who my master is. He never told me what his name was, and he never mentioned to me any realm, martial arts, or the Clothes Staining School. Lei Xiaofeng naturally can't talk nonsense about people's names in front of Liu Lao, anyway, now that he has proved that he is a person who has fallen into the Tao, then he simply pushes two five or six, glanced at Liu Lao and said: "Don't ask me where my master is, there is no comment on this, I haven't seen him for many years." Maybe my master is not from your clothes-staining faction, but he will just get his clothes down eighteen times. ”
"It's impossible, those who know how to stain my clothes in the martial arts are all from my own clothes school." Liu Lao said in a firm tone: "And the one who can teach you this body must be the top master of my clothes school." ”
After finishing speaking, Liu Lao lowered his head and walked in all directions, muttering, "Who is it?" Who is it? ”
"Since you don't know your master's name, you should have seen it, right?" Xiao Ran asked on the side.
"Yes, yes, tell me what he looks like?" Liu Laofang was flustered and forgot about this stubble. He has been living in the Dipping School since he was a child, and he is very familiar with famous characters up and down, as long as Lei Xiaofeng tells what that person looks like, he can guess eight or nine.
This question Lei Xiaofeng has a headache, how can he have a master, do you tell them that his master is a long USB drive? It's obviously looking for a cut, too.
"My Master...... Dirty, scruffy beard, messy hair, long face and tall face, not big eyes, not small nose, slightly thick lips, that's all. Lei Xiaofeng was full of nonsense about running trains, anyway, there was nothing special about the faces he said, they were all estimates of 'not big' and 'not small'. Lei Xiaofeng was actually perfunctory, and he concluded in his heart that Liu Lao couldn't guess who it was.
"Oops?! Does your master have a mole in the center of his eyebrows? How do you know that when Liu Lao heard Lei Xiaofeng's words, his nerves suddenly became excited, he stepped forward and grabbed Lei Xiaofeng's shoulders, stared at him with eyes like lights, and asked urgently.
"Heh, there's really a right seat." Lei Xiaofeng muttered in his heart, and just wanted to admit it, but his mind moved, and he asked more, "This person you always said is not in the Clothes Pie?" ”
"If you ask what this is for, you will first tell me if there is a mole in the center of your master's eyebrows."
Lei Xiaofeng instantly observed that Liu Lao's eyes had just dimmed slightly. Looking at Liu Lao's excited appearance again, thinking that the person with a mole on his eyebrows in his mouth must not be in the clothes pie, maybe he is a big man who has disappeared for many years. That's why when he heard his news, Liu Lao was so excited.
Thinking of this, Lei Xiaofeng gritted his teeth, secretly fought hard, nodded and said, "Yes, my master has a mole in the center of his eyebrows, black." "The expression of the color in the back is basically nonsense, moles, red and green. But at this time, it reflects the authenticity of Lei Xiaofeng's words.
In fact, Lei Xiaofeng's calculation is very good, if he is involved with this person with a mole on his eyebrows, he will undoubtedly resolve the embarrassing situation that he is now unable to explain. Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if this mole on the center of his eyebrows is found, he said that he didn't know Lei Xiaofeng, and it would have no effect on him. What's the matter, having a mole in the center of the eyebrows is still a patent? No one else is allowed to have it?
However, Liu Lao didn't think about it so much now, and when he heard Lei Xiaofeng admit, he patted his thigh excitedly, "I'll just say, he is the only one who can teach this kind of disciple." ”
"Who?"
"Who?"
Xiao Ran and Han Zhenguang asked at the same time.
Lei Xiaofeng also quietly held his breath and stared, wanting to hear who his cheap master was, who could make the old man so excited.
Liu Lao took a deep breath, suppressed his excitement, turned his head to look at Lei Xiaofeng, and said word by word: "Little doll, you remember for me, your master is called Liu Changqing!" ”