Chapter 37: Goodbye Aunt Thirteen
The navigation interface is still in front of Cheng Nuo. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info has not passed until now.
Idle left and right, Cheng Nuo casually found a place where no one paid attention to write the words Bao Zhilin's thirteen aunts, and the map flashed, and the red sign that was originally completely overlapped with the green sign immediately moved to another location.
It seems that the target can be changed as long as it is within the period of use.
Cheng Nuo took a look, the theater? Why did Aunt Thirteen run there? Of course, now is not the time to care about this.
… Fortunately, I tried it, otherwise it would have been Bao Zhilin.
And this test also brought out other effects, when Cheng Nuo was writing Bao Zhilin's thirteen aunts, he suddenly remembered that everyone followed Huang Feihong to call thirteen aunts, but thirteen aunts are not a name.
According to the requirements of the blank deed of sale, the rest of the content is easy to compile, but the name and handprint cannot be dealt with blindly. Whether it's the wrong name or the wrong handprint, it won't be good if it affects the completion of the task at that time.
On the way to the theater, Cheng Nuo summarized the progress of the task. According to the principle of modularization of complex tasks in software engineering, Cheng Nuo split the sale of the thirteenth aunt to a brothel as a prostitute into two sub-tasks:
One is to ask for the name of the thirteenth aunt, and then write it on the deed of sale, this Cheng Nuo can sign it for her.
The second is to find a way to make the thirteenth aunt press her handprint on the deed of sale, and this Cheng Nuo can't replace it if she wants to.
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Cheng Nuo rushed to the gate of the theater and saw Aunt Thirteen standing under the theater talking to the boss from a distance.
"Aunt Thirteen!" Cheng Nuo waved his hand from afar.
When Aunt Thirteen turned her head, her expression was obviously stiff, and her hand reflexively pressed her hand on the long skirt, and she turned around and wanted to leave.
To say that among the people that Aunt Thirteen doesn't want to see now, Cheng Nuo is definitely in the first place. For no other reason, embarrassing!
This matter has to start with the fire in Bao Zhilin, when Cheng Nuo was a hero who saved the United States, he made a mistake in the concept, and regarded the cotton socks worn by the thirteenth aunt as nylon stockings, and forced him to take off other people's stockings on the grounds that they were easy to attach after ignition and cause secondary damage.
This is of course an expedient move to save people for Cheng Nuo, but for Aunt Thirteen, it has become a demon, a girl who has not yet married has been touched by her thighs, and for her, who is still very conservative in nature, how long the socks are, and how big the hurdles in her heart are.
At that time, the situation did not allow her to think too much, and in a panic, she was frightened by Cheng Nuo's disobedient tearing of her skirt, and was tied up by Cheng Nuo and forced to take off her socks. It's close-fitting clothing, what's the difference between doing that and being touched all over your legs?
Most of the days have passed, and the thirteenth aunt can still remember how she felt ashamed and angry at that time.
What's more, Aunt Thirteen didn't think about it at the time, and after thinking about it, it's not right! Even if I have to take it off because of "socks that catch fire and stick to my legs", I don't need you to take them off for me! Can't I do it myself? I sprained my foot, not my hand.
This has to say something for Cheng Nuo, and it is the first time he has encountered this kind of thing, so he didn't think that he could take this way to let her get rid of it by herself.
Well, on the one hand, I was touched all over my thighs by a man who was not my husband...... That is, the thirteenth aunt stayed in the ocean, and replaced it with other girls, either hanging herself or throwing herself into the well. On the one hand, the man had to do it as a last resort to save people...... Aunt Thirteen didn't think that Cheng Nuo deliberately wanted to take advantage of him. The two emotions are tangled together, and it's no wonder if it's not embarrassing.
Cheng Nuo actually had no shame in his heart, in order to save people, so he didn't know about Aunt Thirteen's mental activities at all, and when he saw Aunt Thirteen wanting to leave, he immediately ran two steps: "Aunt Thirteen, wait for me!" ”
Aunt Thirteen lowered her head and tried to pretend she didn't hear.
"Wait for me!" There was also a shout from the roof of the theater.
Aunt Thirteen was stunned, looked up, and saw a bucket of mud falling from the sky and pouring all on her head in Aunt Thirteen's low voice. Immediately afterwards, a man fell from the roof of the shed.
"You idiot, it's such a big deal for you to fix a roof!" The theater owner admonished.
The man looked up, speechless.
In fact, someone in the theater repaired the roof and the thirteenth aunt was doused in the original play, but it happened earlier than now. The reason for all this change is because of Cheng Nuo's intervention, originally Aunt Thirteen promised the theater owner to take pictures that day, but just in time for Cheng Nuo's crossing, one side is to take pictures, and the other is to save people, of course Aunt Thirteen chose to save people. So what should have happened has been pushed back to today.
Similar to the original play, the thirteenth aunt who got covered in mud was arranged to change clothes in the theater.
is different from the original play, it was originally the theater owner who personally went to send a change of clothes to Aunt Thirteen, but now with Cheng Nuo, Bao Zhilin's own person, present, the theater owner naturally entrusted Cheng Nuo to send it.
Cheng Nuo didn't refuse, he was originally looking for a chance to meet Aunt Thirteen alone. Then find a way to get her name out, and then trick her into putting her handprint.
The theater owner asked him to give him clothes, which gave him this opportunity. The clothes were temporarily lent to her by the boss, and if she borrowed it, she had to have an IOU, and if she had an IOU, she had to sign her name...... Although the boss does not have this intention at all and will not have this intention, Cheng Nuo can let him have it.
As for pressing the mudra, it is indeed excessive, you can see the situation. Let's solve the name problem first!
Cheng Nuo turned around with his clothes, and at a glance saw the single room where Aunt Thirteen was. Calm as he was at that time, his hands shook and he almost threw away his clothes.
After all, it was a female dependent, and the theater owner specially chose a secluded place. The conditions of the theater are limited, and it is said that it is a single room, that is, it is only surrounded by a curtain to ensure that it does not go out. The premise of not going out is that there is no light.
Maybe this place is relatively dark, and the theater owner is afraid that Aunt Thirteen will not be able to see clearly, so he specially prepared a candle for her. If the yarn-woven curtain is not lit, nothing can be seen from the outside, but now that the lamp is lit, a slender figure is completely reflected by the candlelight, and it is clear.
The candle flame danced like a firefly, and you could clearly distinguish the figure behind the curtain was picking up a wet hand towel and wiping his hair, arms, shoulders, and chest......
Fortunately, Cheng Nuo reacted relatively quickly, and quickly turned sideways, just about to speak.
"Boom", a clear swallowing sound sounded.
Cheng Nuo was stunned, and his first reaction was to check if it was his own problem. After discovering that it wasn't, I thought about following the sound, and then I realized that there was actually another person present besides him, and the figure was almost lying on the curtain.
It's so obscene!
Cheng Nuo didn't want to alarm Aunt Thirteen, so he rushed over quickly and quietly. But the sound of saliva was too loud, and the thirteenth aunt, who was originally facing away from the person, also heard this movement, and was stunned for a moment and immediately whispered.
The figure immediately ran away in panic.
The thirteenth aunt walked over quickly, covering her clothes with one hand, and pulling the curtain with the other, her eyes colliding with Cheng Nuo who rushed over.
"It's you?!" Aunt Thirteen's big eyes revealed obvious shock.