Chapter 035: the Hell! (Happy Mid-Autumn Festival)
I don't say 10 points to my teammates, I know 9 points. As a woman, the master is a little worse than men in terms of psychological endurance, but when it comes to skills, one out of ten men may not be able to catch up with her. So, on the surface, we may be separated from life and death by jumping down, but in fact, my master and I will be fine.
As soon as I finished speaking, I jumped down.
At a height of seven or eight meters, we will do a little effort, even if it is a building, we will not fall to death, not to mention that the place where we land is not a concrete floor, but on elastic rattans and shrubs.
I jumped down, reached out and grabbed a handful of rattans, followed by wrapping them around one foot to avoid accidents, and then leaned on the stone wall and rushed to the top and shouted, "Come down, try to get as close to me as possible, I can help me if there is something." But don't sit on my head, or I'll send you down with my own hands. ”
Master and God of Wealth jumped down one after another and grabbed Fujiko on either side of me.
The master seemed to be very prejudiced against me, jumped down and kicked me in the ass first, and then looked at me with resentment for a long time.
I asked inexplicably, "What are you doing?" ”
The master looked a little angry: "Look at you unpleasantly!" ”
Women always have some inexplicable little tantrums when you inadvertently do so, so that they will look cute.
I joked, "I don't like it, you should kick me right from here." ”
The master said angrily: "Do you think I don't dare? ”
"Dare, you dare!" The God of Wealth said impatiently: "You two don't flirt, it's sour." Let the guy up there jump down. ”
I looked up and saw Liu Jingao still standing at the entrance of the cave looking at the waterfall below, hesitating.
The water in the waterfall was very loud, and the water mist in front of me was also very strong, I wiped the water off my eyelashes, tore my throat and shouted: "Liu Jingao, if you don't come down again, we won't care about you." Also, if you get lost, the God of Wealth and I will go to greet your wife. ”
The God of Wealth is particularly fond of Huang. Laughing: "Yes." If you don't come down again, we'll go and greet your wife! I don't know if your wife looks good or not, and if her figure is good. ”
I was enjoying myself, and the master kicked me again: "Shameless!" ”
In fact, I knew before that Liu Jingao was not only timid, but also loved her wife very much, and made fun of his wife, he would definitely take the things in front of him seriously, and his courage increased sharply.
Liu Jingao said: "I jumped! Look at it, don't, don't get hit by me, ah! ”
Liu Jingao tensed his nerves and jumped down, and grabbed several times before grabbing a shrub seedling next to the God of Wealth, and then the small sapling was uprooted by him, and the whole person continued to fall. The God of Wealth was quick-eyed, grabbed him and lifted it up: "You kid look at it, don't die under my nose, Lao Tzu will have nightmares." ”
Liu Jingao's face turned black with fright, and he hurriedly grabbed the life-saving vine with both hands: "Thank you, God of Wealth, you are really my life-saving benefactor." I will thank you very much when I go back. ”
The God of Wealth smiled lewdly: "What? Thank me with your wife? ”
Liu Jingao's face was stunned, and he was afraid that the God of Wealth, a man with five big and three rough faces, would take it seriously: "Don't joke about the God of Wealth, how can my wife use it as a gift to thank people." This is no joke. ”
The God of Wealth lost interest, and scolded angrily: "Then don't talk nonsense, quickly find a way to climb down." ”
The waterfall is at least 500 meters from the bottom, and from here, it is not necessary to catch the vine and be safe, but also to overcome psychological obstacles and have excellent physical fitness. I've looked around, and I wouldn't have taken this risk if it weren't for the fact that there was only one way to go.
However, it can be regarded as the favor of God, the stone wall behind this waterfall, the rattan plants are very luxuriant, as long as you don't let go, you can slowly climb down, and you can also step on the vine to rest halfway.
After climbing for more than ten minutes, the four people held the vine and rested on the stone wall with their backs against the flowing water.
The God of Wealth picked a ripe fruit from the fig tree beside him and was about to eat it. I said coldly, "Beware of poison!" ”
The God of Wealth put down the fruit that had been put into his mouth: "Don't scare (hei) me, this is a fig, what poison can it be?" I'm dying of hunger, can't I satisfy my hunger? ”
"If you don't believe it, ask Master." I saw that the master was silent alone, and threw the topic to her to relieve her boredom: "She has research on plants in the jungle. ”
The God of Wealth asked, "Master, is it really fake?" ”
The master casually glanced at the fruit in the hand of the God of Wealth and said, "Don't eat the ripe one, there may be worms in it, and you will have severe diarrhea if you eat it." ”
The God of Wealth asked, "Isn't it poison?" Bugs again? ”
The master glanced at me: "He's talking nonsense, do you believe it?" ”
The God of Wealth knows that when I enter the jungle, I am an expert in dealing with superstition, and when it comes to animals and plants, the master is an expert. He peeled off the fig and looked at it, and really saw a few maggot-like insects wriggling in the flesh, and hurriedly threw away the fruit in his hand: "Bugs are bugs, fourth brother, can you take ghosts, poisons, or something scary every day, this time I entered the mountain, my iron heart was frightened." ”
I explained, "I'm just using more catchy words to express what I mean, all for the same purpose, to keep you from eating." ”
The God of Wealth is most afraid that I will chew words with him, and if others are crepe, he can beat or scold, but I can only endure and endure the discomfort.
The God of Wealth stretched out his palm in front of me: "Stop! Come on, I know you're doing it for my good, so I won't say anything. ”
The God of Wealth turned his head and prepared to continue climbing...... At this moment, his head was suddenly hit by a pebble that came from nowhere. He thought it was a stone falling from the mountain above, and looked up, not taking it seriously. However, as soon as he lowered his head, a stone flew from somewhere and hit him in the face.
It hurt now, and he suddenly couldn't bear it anymore and said, "He's it, who's beating me?" ”
The three of them stopped, looking at the God of Wealth's inexplicable anger and confusion. I asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”
The God of Wealth touched his face, and found that his face was scratched by the flying stones, and he observed suspiciously and said: "This stone is from my side, someone throws a stone at me, what is it, which one is not fatal, look for my God of Wealth's bad luck!" ”
I immediately became vigilant, looked overhead, and then turned to look left and right. Although I didn't see anything immediately, the hazy mist gave people a sense of hidden murderous intentions, and I said, "Everyone be careful, I'm afraid it's not people playing ghosts on this cliff!" Grab the rattan in your hand, no matter what, you must be calm, and if you fall, you will never recover. ”