30, those years missed the three no cute girls (?) )

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30, those years missed the three no cute girls (?) )

☆Fragments of memory☆

☆ 995 (four years ago) ・ The city of Ralaye ☆

It's not so much a surreal feeling as it is inexplicable, or a variety of things from different sources and styles are forcibly pieced together, creating a sense of confusion in the style of painting. Again, there is nothing grammatical about this sentence, it is simply a statement of reality.

In terms of location, it could be a barren mountain or something.

Five Finger Mountain

Maybe that's the name. Because the people who live here, the owner of this place calls this place, but somewhere in the mountains, it is too desolate to give the impression of being disliked, so deliberately abandoned in the darkness of the world.

The owner of Wuzhi Mountain is a monkey.

A very, very huge, and at the same time very powerful and great monkey according to himself.

By the way, this monkey is actually genderless. "Because it jumped out of the stones," the monkey replied to the visitor.

The answer is not quite right. Because the questioner is a monkey. However, the respondent answered the monkey's question with a question, also known as a 'rhetorical question'.

It stands to reason that being asked such a perfunctory 'rhetorical question' is actually quite rude and irritating. But it doesn't matter. Because it's a monkey.

Monkey

Again, it's the monkey.

According to the classification of biology, it should be said that it is an ape. But since the monkey himself insisted on it, it was the monkey.

Then, the visitor.

It's an intruder.

An intruder called a 'visitor' by the monkeys. Because it is difficult to distinguish gender just by looking at the appearance, the next step is to call the 'intruder'.

Although it is said that the monkey is asking questions, the monkey's questions are mixed with a lot of nagging of unknown meanings. By the people. Lord, to the meaning of the French Revolution, the mystery of Marxist philosophy...... If it were an ordinary person, I'm afraid I would have thought that this monkey was playing tricks, and then I would have been furious.

But the intruder is different. The excellent intruder analyzes the monkey's 'nonsense' word by word with an absolutely rational thinking mode, and then gives the most correct answer that cannot find any shortcomings.

However, the endless questions made him feel incomprehensible.

It's not boredom, it's not a feeling called 'doubt', it's the analogy that causes a sophisticated supercomputer to be bugged by repetitive typing of the wrong code.

So, after the 'processing' of the brain and the organization of the 'words', the intruder said to the monkey:

"I don't understand the meaning of your words, but from the analysis of the information given in your words, the meaning of your words is in a philosophical sense that I want to 'awaken as an independent living being'. Is that so? ”

With a strange mouth fetish, the intruder said.

The monkey was silent and bowed his head.

The intruder then proceeds with the task of 'talking':

“tes。 However, I think there is a fundamental logical error in your words. Therefore, I am here to testify. ”

After a pause for the purpose of 'improving the persuasiveness of the discourse', the intruder proceeds to the 'discourse':

"One, my soul is false; Second, the memories that make up my mind are borrowed; Third, my flesh. With just the energy provided by a 16.8g lemon-flavored Alpine lollipop, 300 disposables can be mass-produced. To sum up, I am not an 'independent living being' in the true sense of the word, and the purpose of my existence is only to protect 'Sakiya'. Therefore, it cannot constitute the purpose of the present dialogue. do, above. ”

In the face of such an intruder, the monkey showed a somewhat distressed look.

The monkey sighed after scratching the fluff on his head.

Then, a low, convincing and reassuring voice came out of the monkey's vocal cords.

“...... So, let's talk about something else, let's-"

The monkey rubbed his index finger, and between the two pillar-like fingers, an orange glass of candy with a spherical top and a stick at the bottom was like a toothpick to the monkey.

The monkey forced it into the intruder's cheek.

"—why do you like lemon-flavored candy?"

Faced with such a 'question' monkey, the intruder executes the 'serious' emotion and then proceeds to 'answer'.

"Nope. ......[Let's try to fill it in~~~ All kinds of essences in the book review area are released]"

☆ 999 Apocalypse Calendar - Main Story ☆

The surreal feeling, if I have to describe it, is probably that.

After leaving that strange corridor, probably out of sensory discomfort, Fu Li didn't ask Madoka about the corridor.

Instead, he sat on the couch and pushed Madoka, who was grinning and wanted to stick up, to the side.

"Go, don't pretend to be a wine girl."

"Alas, it's ~ this~ is it~" Madoka deliberately dragged out her voice, and moved herself to the seat opposite Fu Li again, and said softly, "Obviously, you seem to like to go to that place called 'Kabukicho' to find Miss Miko ......"

"Ahem, ahem! Explain in advance that I really love Sister Hongzhi! I'm just doing a confession exercise! I'm still a virgin! ”

"Tsk, there is obviously that kind of body setting that can be male and female, and what do you say about virgin bracket laughter~"

"Hey!"

Xiao Yuan turned a blind eye and continued to sarcastically say: "What else do you say about the confession exercise, no matter how you prepare every time, it will become 'my brother's attachment to my sister, and then my sister will seriously refer to her brother's development', obviously claiming to be a boy but arrogant or something~"

"Why do you know so much! And is your personality getting more and more poisonous and annoying!? ”

"Because I don't have a real memory, my common sense is a direct copy of your superficial common sense concepts. In the same way, my personality is actually a simulation of you, and thanks to me, it's great that you can fully understand the bad nature of your personality. ”

"Even if you say that, I won't thank you!"

"Ah, and although I like girls because of this, I'm not a witch control."

"Don't tell me about this kind of thing!"

"I'm not Lolicon either."

Boom! Fu Li hit her head on the small table in front of her. Now he figured out how painful it was for Sicaro to communicate with him in the first place.

Madoka smiled darkly and snickered. Sure enough, the pink hair is black when it is cut, and this one is so black that it overflows with black unknown substance without cutting.