"Although it looks like a real person, why do I always think that this product is actually gold-plated? Am I the only one who thinks so? Pei Chen couldn't help but complain like this, and in a distraught manner, he tore off the cover photo of the book "Walking with Trolls", crumpled the photo of the sassy bag and threw it into the trash can behind him, which made him feel a lot more comfortable.

"Gilded? Gildero? Hermione rolled her eyes and said dissatisfiedly, "Lyle, it's rude to joke with someone else's name, okay?" ”

"What, I didn't say that he was the robber who was famous for his handsomeness, he was already very polite, okay?" Pei Chen argued, while aimlessly flipping through the books in his hand, the more he looked at it, the more strange it became. Although the events recorded here are clear-eyed, and there are no common-sense errors, it does seem to be the real thing.

However, I don't know why, Pei Chen just thinks that the sassy wizard on the cover of "Wizarding Weekly" is unlikely to do such a thing. He subconsciously felt that he hated the wizard on the cover...... It's really strange, could it be that someone is really born with incompatible characters and doesn't like the eye? Pei Chen touched his chin and thought.

If you want to say that there is any grudge, it is impossible, because I only knew about the existence of this product at noon today, and I have never met before, so it is impossible to have a grudge.

If you want to say jealousy...... That's even funnier, why would he be jealous of a plane native? In terms of age, the other party is already thirty-two years old, and he is a full twelve years younger than him, if it weren't for his status as a 'substitute professor', Snape's achievement as the youngest professor in Hogwarts history would have to be transferred to him.

A twenty-year-old professor is only one step away from being the strongest in human beings.

As for strength, it goes without saying, as far as Gilderoy Lockhart is concerned, I beat him 200 times a lot and let him have one hand......

After thinking about it, Pei Chen could only come to the conclusion that he was born to deal with it. Especially when he saw Hermione holding the Lockhart series of books and reading them happily, he felt a burst of unhappiness from the bottom of his heart.

"By the way, Lyle, why would you suddenly be interested in Mr. Gilderoy Lockhart?" Suddenly thinking of something, Hermione looked up and asked, her eyes shining.

"Hehe, who's interested in him?! It's just old Deng...... Ahem, Headmaster Dumbledore was just going to hire him for a professorship in Defence Against the Dark Arts, and he told me about it before. Pei Chen thought about it, his mood suddenly calmed down, and explained to Hermione.

yes, Defence Against the Dark Arts professor - if Gilderoy Lockhart hadn't said yes, he wouldn't have seen him himself, and he would have sulked at the sight of that bag. If he agreed, then he shouldn't be angry with him, after all, he was an unlucky ghost reserve who was destined to not last more than an academic year......

If you don't die, you have to peel off your skin, and if you target him again, it's too unfortunate.

"By the way, Hermione, about that incident last night......"

"I know, I know, we won't say it, really, why does every professor have to repeat it to us!" The little girl said very dissatisfied, directly cutting off Pei Chen's unfinished words, looking very rude, "To be honest, I really don't understand why they are so afraid of the mysterious person, and they don't even dare to say their names." ”

"Well, this is normal, after all, you didn't grow up and survive in an environment like them, so naturally you won't understand their state of mind. Truth be told, didn't you notice that even you were referring to Voldemort by the term 'mystery man'! Maybe you are not afraid of him, but the people or things around you will always imperceptibly affect you. Pei Chen said with a smile, he saw such things very thoroughly.

"To put it bluntly, are you very powerful? Isn't it also Voldemort's escape! Hermione replied in refusal to admit defeat.

Pei Chen was choked for a moment, and then said with some annoyance: "I'm sure your attitude towards other professors is definitely not as bad as that against me...... It's not cute at all. Saying that, he became a little sad and angry, and finally understood what the so-called 'killing familiarity' was all about, that is, he was familiar with you and knew the roots, so he became a little unscrupulous.

"Humph! You have to take care of it! Are you a professor? Who are you? I don't care what I care about you?! Hermione angrily picked up the book and left, leaving Pei Chen lying on the table dumbfounded.

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"What can be put off until tomorrow, don't do it today." - Fujiko F. Fujio.

is really worthy of being the man who created Nobita, such a life motto Pei Chen entered it as soon as he heard it, and has always taken this sentence as his motto, and always abides by strict requirements.

So when the class was about to start on Friday, he found that he didn't have any preparations, and could only lead the students to conduct field surveys and field practice again.

It's just that there can't be benefits in the world for no reason, and there is always a small price to pay. For example, the students in this class happened to be Gryffindor and Slytherin, and in order to prevent them from having verbal altercations or even physical exchanges, Pei Chen had to keep an eye on them. He didn't want to turn around and come back only to find the people of the two houses entangled together, suppressing each other, sweating profusely, their clothes ruined, and panting...... That's really blind your own dog's eye.

However, his concerns were obviously unnecessary, most of the students would not be allowed to enter the Forbidden Forest, and now that he finally had a chance, who would be distracted to do other things? Seeing that the other party is not pleasing to the eye and want to hit him? Yes, but there will be opportunities in the future, so don't rush it.

Maybe it's because both sides have such thoughts, so it's strange to maintain a rare peace, and no one takes the initiative to provoke anyone.

"Professor, will we be able to enter the depths of the Forbidden Forest? It doesn't need to go too far, just a little further inside. The Weasley twin brothers jumped up in front of Pei Chen, and one of them said this to Pei Chen.

Pei Chen narrowed his eyes slightly, looking at the pair of twins in front of him, George and Fred, who were very famous throughout Hogwarts. In the same way that there are all kinds of urban legends in the ultra-modern school city, the twin brothers have become part of the Hogwarts saga for their great achievements, mainly because they are mischievous and often break the school rules.

Although the reputation of this legend is not so good.

If you want to say who is the most troublesome character in Hogwarts, the answer may be somewhat surprising, because it is neither Snape nor Filch, but a ghost, Peeves. This is the result of the confirmation of the referendum of many students, absolute authority!

In fact, strictly speaking, Peeves is not a ghost, but an elf - a legendary mischievous ghost, who is essentially a high aggregate of psychic energy, rather than the mark of the obsession of the dead, and even all the ghosts in Hogwarts admit that Peeves are not one of them.

Dumbledore had told him that the Mischievous Ghost was a special spirit that was created by the subconscious actions, especially those of the oppressed. After all, Hogwarts students have been under a lot of pressure for thousands of years, and it's no surprise that Peeves is such a spirit that comes into being.

That's why Peeves is so different.

Unlike regular ghosts, Peeves can touch entities and move them. He throws water balloons, inkwells, sticks, chairs, chalk, garbage cans and even tarantulas. Ghosts can float through walls, while Peeves can turn the doorknob to open doors or push open blackboards. He can keep himself out of sight, but usually people can hear him coming, the wind, snickering, and the loud noise of anything around him. He was also a voracious musician, singing rude and nasty ditties at any scene. He sometimes even choreographed dance moves, jumping around the prize showroom when no students were passing by.

Well, do you think that's the end of it? I'm sorry to disappoint you.

After Peeves, there are the well-deserved Weasley twins, the two are tied for second place in no particular order, and if the two can join forces, the destructive power is generally greater than that of Peeves alone.

As far as Pei Chen knew, there were one or two drawers in Filch's office dedicated to the records of their violations of school rules. In Filch's eyes, the two men seemed even more terrifying than the man who couldn't be named. So much so that his evaluation of these two men, full of vicious curses and slanders, was as close as a kiss from the Dementors—if there was a chance to destroy their souls, the conscientious Comrade Administrator would not hesitate in the slightest.

The same red hair, the same height, the same long figure, and even the freckles on the face are exactly the same. Not to mention strangers, even familiar family members may often misunderstand them, after all, their personalities and styles are too similar!

"Well, George, personally, I don't want to object to your request." Pei Chen chuckled lightly and said to the boy on the left who asked, "After all, that's useless, isn't it?" Hagrid told me that he had spent most of his life trying to get you out of the Forbidden Forest, but there was little hope so far......"

"Haha, Professor Lyle, you've misidentified the wrong person, he's George, I'm Fred." The boy on the left smiled dryly and changed the subject, pointing at his brother and denying it. Although he also knew that his two brothers had gone a little too far, he didn't expect that Hagrid's big man would have such a high opinion of himself and others.

Look, most of their lives have been spent on driving the two of them out of the woods, and in a sense, this is also an affirmation of their talent for mischievous!

"Don't come with me!" Pei Chen also smiled, he swore and pointed to the hair of the two brothers and said, "Do you think I really didn't do any homework after I found out that one of the students I was bringing was a pair of twins?" I tell you, upon careful inspection, I found that Fred had a split hair at the base of his left ear, while George's had no split ends! ”

Fred: "......"

George: "......"

Students: "......"

me, this way of distinguishing twins is amazing, isn't it? How to break myopia and presbyopia?

"Is that so?" Fred's eyes widened.

"We didn't even know......," said George, who seemed disappointed, ashamed that it wasn't his brothers who discovered the secret first.

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(Sorry, but I'm in a hurry to do my homework -- that's a sad reason -- I'm almost too busy, and I only have one shift left today...... ）